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cd;idg; ghu;j;jhy; gpr;irf;fhud; khjpup bjupaiyna.. .*

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tPl;Ly fy;ahzg; ngr;ir vLj;j clnd ifapy; FHe;ijnahl te;J epf;fpwhd;. ..*
 
 

- ed;wp FKjk; 21-9-2000
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ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 17-9-2000
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vd;dJ.. . miu of;bfl; ntqkh. ..>

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xnu neuj;Jy E}W FHe;ijfSf;F fhJ Fj;jqk;D brhd;dP';fns. .. ,njh fl;rpj; jiytiu Tl;ol;L te;jpUf;nfd;.  ,tU xnu neuj;Jy gj;jhapuk; ngUf;Ff; Tl fhJ Fj;JthU *
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eP';f jg;ghd tpuy;y fy;ahz nkhjpuk; nghl;L ,Uf;fP';fd;D beidf;fpnwd;. ..

Mkh. .. Vd;dh/ ehd; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lnj jg;ghd Misj;jhnd *
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mg;g eP';f fhyp gz;zpL';f.  ehd; tPl;il tpw;fg; nghnwd;.. .

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vd;d tp#ak; >

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nghu; KHf;fk; bra;jhapw;W. .. ,d;Dk; gil tPuu;fs; nghUf;Ff; fpsk;gtpy;iyna. .. Vd; >

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me;j `igdhd;!; fk;bgdpf;fhu';f vd; gzk; mk;gjhapuj;ij nkhrk; gz;zpdJ Tl guthapy;ny. . Mdh/ gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhuDf;F gj;jhapuk; +gha; brl;oy; gz;zpapUf;fh';fns/ mjhd; tapW vupa[J. ..

mjdhy cdf;F vd;d >

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- ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 17-9-2000
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vd;d * me;j fzf;F thj;jpahu; ghlk; brhy;ypf; bfhLf;Fk;nghJ xnu cWKwhU. ..>

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vd;fpl;nl c';f kidtp nghl;nlh ,y;iy.. .
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me;j MSf;F itu- tpahghuj;Jy Vfg;gl;l e#;lk; te;J  ,g;g mtnuhl tpahghunk jiyfPHh khwpg;nghr;R.

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vd; kidtp re;njh#kh ,Ue;jhs;d;dh vdf;F xU Kj;jk; bfhLg;gh. ..

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ntiyf;Fg; nghw ,lj;jpy; J}f;fk; tuhk ,Uf;f Vjhtj kUe;J bfhL';f *

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me;j Mnshl ngUf;Fk; mtUf;Fk; rk;ke;jnk ,y;iy';f. .

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`igl; `gpf;!p'; ele;jpUf;F mjhd; *
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gPu;y bg!;l; 5000 ( `igt; jt[rz;l; ) gPu; rhu;.. . ghy;-y bg!;l;  Mtpd; ghy; rhu; *

- ed;wp F';Fkk; 22-9-2000
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