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mJ vd;d tPug;gd; bto >

kw;w btoia btor;rh fe;jf thrk; tUk;. .. ,e;j btoia btor;rh re;jd thrk; tUk; *
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mJ vd;d tPug;gd; bto >

gj;jbtr;rh mJ ghl;Lf;Fg; ngrhkny ,Uf;Fk;.  jpOu;D ehk vjpu;ghu;f;fhj neuj;Jy btor;rpLk; *
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mJ vd;d tPug;gd; bto >

,J btof;fw rj;jk; nghyP!; fhu';f jtpu/ kj;j vy;nyhUf;Fk; nfl;Fk; *
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mJ vd;d tPug;gd; bto >

xnu ,lj;jpy; btof;fhk ,lk; khwp khwpg; ngha; btor;Rf;fpl;nl ,Uf;Fk; *
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vy;yh tp.I.gp-a[k; xnu ,lj;Jy To/ tu;w uhf;bfl; btoia mz;zhe;J ghu;j;Jf;fpl;oUf;fh';fns. .. vd;dthk;. .>

mJth. .. tPug;gd; mJy btr;R Vnjh fhb!l; mDg;gpapUf;fhdhk; *
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vd;d ,J/ nghyP!;fhu';fs;yhk; Tl;lkh re;jdf;fhl;Lf;Fg; nghwh';f.. . tPug;gidg; gpof;fth.. .>

,y;yP';f.. . tPug;gd; fpl;nl jPghtsp kh\y; th';fwJf;F *
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mg;gh. .. jPghtspf;F eP';f itunkhjpuk; bra;J nghlhk c';f khg;gps;is ,dp ,';nf tunt khl;lhuhk;. ..

ep$khth.. .> buhk;g re;njh#k;. .. mg;g[wk; Koit khj;jpf;f khl;lhnu >
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vd;d ,J. Tl;lzp btod;D brhd;dP';f.  Mdh/ ,e;jf; fl;Ly xnu xU btojhd; btof;FJ.

vd;d bra;awJ.  Tl;lzpy me;j xU btof;F kl;Lk;jhd; vy;yh gtUk;.
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fs;sf; fzf;F vGjwJf;F xU tpt!;ijna ,y;yhkg; nghapLr;R.

vijr; brhy;wP';f >

jiur; rf;fuj;Jf;F g";ru; xl;oajhf fzf;Ff; fhl;oapUf;fh';f *
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r';F rf;fuk; khjpup eP tisa tisa tu;wija[k; kj;jhg;g[ khjpup eP rpupf;fpwija[k; ghj;Jl;L/ uhf;bfl; ntfj;Jy vd;id yt; gz;nwd;-D  me;jg; gl;lhRf; filf;fhuu; bgz;qf;F yt; byl;lu; vGjpdpna.. . vd;d Mr;R >

g[!;thzkhjhd; *
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gl;lhir btr;Rf;fpl;L vJf;F b$dnul;liug; nghlwhU.. >

vbyf;l;upf; gl;lhrhk;. .. fuz;l; fl;lhk; *
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mDkjp ,y;yhk gl;lhRf;fil btr;rpUf;fP';fns. .. mjpfhup';f te;J nfl;f khl;lh';fsh >

mDkjp th';fp fil btr;rh kl;Lk;  mjpfhup';f te;J nfl;fhkyh ,Uf;fg; nghwh';f *
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nkhjpu tpuy;ny njs; bfhl;oLr;Rd;D khg;gps;is re;njh#kh Fjpf;fpwhu;.. .

Vd; >

tpuy;tP';fpg; nghr;rhk;. .. jPghtspf;F khkdhu; bgupa nkhjpukhj;jhd; nghl ntz;o tUkhk; *
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ehk murpay; ngrpdJ nghJk;. .. bfh";rk; Md;kPfk; ngRnthnk.. . thH;f;ifny buhk;gt[k; xl;of;fhk gl;lJk; glhjJkh jhkiu ,iy jz;zPu; nghy. ..

j.kh.fh-ny rpjk;guk; nghyd;D brhy;Y';f. ..*
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,Jjh';f fpupf;bfl; bto *

,Jy vd;d !;bg#y;. ..>

bgl; fl;odhjhd; btof;Fk; *
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khg;gps;is tPl;lhu; jPghtspf;F g!;y tu;wh';fd;dJk; Vd; jiyapy ifbtr;R cl;fhu;e;Jl;O';f.. .>

jdp g!; btr;Rf;fpl;L tu;wh';fshk; *
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v';fg;ght[f;F vija[nk Kiwg;gojhd; bra;J gHf;fk;.. .

mJf;fhf mtu; uhf;bfl; tplwJf;F/ vd;id EhwypUe;J bfsz;l; blsd;  vz;zr; brhy;wJ ? kr; *
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rpj;jp/ rj;ah/ nfhfpyh/ itnjfpD g[J bto';f te;jpUf;F nghypUf;nf. ..>

giHa yl;Rkp/ ru!;tjp bto';fjhd;. .. o.tp. ghjpg;g[y bgau; khwp te;jpUf;F *
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vd;ndhl khkdhUf;Fg; gpukhz;lkh bryt[ gz;zpna gHfpg;nghr;R. ..

jiyjPghtspf;F cdf;F vd;d gz;whu;..>

j';ff; fk;gpkj;jhg;g[ bra;a Mrhupfpl;nl Mu;lu; bfhLj;Jl;L te;jpUf;fhUd;dh ghnud; *
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vd;dg;gh. .. rk;gpkj;jhg;g[y ,t;nsh bgupa fk;gpbay;yhk; ,Uf;FJ *

,e;j kj;jhg;ig eP';f btor;R Kor;rt[lnd/ fk;gpfisf; fl;ll ntiyf;Fg; gad;gLj;jpf;fyhk; *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 22-10-2000
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vd; igad; btoah bfhSj;jpf; fhirf; fupahf;fwhd; *

eP';f vd;d gz;zwP';f.. >

frhg;g[f;fil btr;rpUf;nfd; *

mg;g eP';f fwpiaf; fhrhf;fwP';f *
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gl;lhRf;filapny nfhHp g[Fe;Jl;lJf;F ,g;gog; gju;wpna.. >

g[Fe;jJ beUg;g[f; nfhHpahr;nr *

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jPghtspf;F te;j c';f khg;gps;is khoia tpl;L ,w';fhk mg;gg;g fhb!l; bfhLj;Jtplwhnu. .. vd;dthk;.. .>

itunkhjpuk; nghlqk;';fw nfhupf;ifia epiwntj;jpdhjhd; f';fh !;ehdk; gz;zf; fPnH ,w';Fthuhk; *

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vd;d.. . nghyP!; !;nl#Df;F Vfg;gl;l n$ho';f bgl;o gLf;ifnahl te;jpUf;fh';f >

vy;nyhUk; ek;k !;nl#d;y yt;nknu$; gz;zpf;fpl;lt';f.  jiy jPghtspf;F  te;jpUf;fh';f *

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vJf;F rhu; c';f tPl;y gl;lhR btof;f vd;idf; Tg;gplwP';f >

MgP!;y eP';f epiwa ngnuhl ntiyf;F ntl;L btr;rpUf;fP';fd;D nfs;tpg;gl;nld;. mjdhyjhd; *

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vg;golh cdf;F jPf;fhak; gl;LJ >

Ml;lk; ghik gj;j btr;rg;ngh/ kiH Jhwpdjhy eidahk ,Uf;f gf;fj;Jy epd;D Fil gpor;nrd; *

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jiytu; g[!;thzk; bfhSj;jp FHe;ij khjpup re;njh#g;glwhnu.. .

tj;jp btf;fw ntiyahr;nr.. mtUf;F gpof;fhk nghFkh >

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 22-10-2000
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c';f igad; vJf;fhf kz;y cUz;L mlk; gpof;fpwhd; >

mtDf;F nuhy; gl;lhR ntqkhk; *

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nej;J c';f gl;lhRf; filf;F te;J Jg;ghf;fpaf; fhl;o kpul;oatd; btr;rpUe;jJ nghyp Jg;ghf;fpd;D vg;go bjup";RJ >

kupahijah ,Uf;fw nuhy; nfg; vy;yhj;ija[k; FLj;JL-d;D jhnd kpul;odhd;.. .*

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ahid bto Vk;gh <ukh ,Uf;F >

mJ. .. ePu; ahid bto';f.. .*

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,uapy; btod;D brhy;wP';f/ bfhSj;jptpl;lh bkJth nghFnj >

,J Tl;!; ,uapY';f *

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vjpu; vjpu; gl;lhRf; filf;fhu';fSf;Fs;s gp!pd!; nghl;oahnk.. .>

Mkhk;. xUj;ju; ghk;g[ bto th';fp !;lhf; tr;rhu;dh/ ,d;bdhUj;ju; fPup bto th';fp !;lhf; tr;rpUg;ghU *

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bfh";r neuj;Jf;F Kd;dhy ga';fu rj;jj;njhl btor;rnj/  me;j bto xz;q bfhL';f.. .

naht;/  tpisahLwpah mg;g btor;rJ ouhd;!;`ghu;ku; *

ed;wp FKjk; 26-10-2000
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Vk;kh c';fSf;F vj;jdhtJ gu;j; >

(ifFHe;ija[ld;) ,Jjhk;gh vdf;F Kjy; FHe;ij.

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Xo Xor; rk;ghjpr;rjh brhy;wP';fns/ vd;d ntiy ghu;j;jP';f >

igdhd;!; fk;bgdp elj;jpndd; *

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vdf;F jPghtspf;F gUj;jpg; g[lita[k;/ ntiyf;fhupf;F gl;Lg;g[lita[k; th';fpapUf;fP';fns .. . Vd; >

,njh ghU fkyh cdf;F vJ fl;odhYk;  vLg;gh ,Uf;Fk;.  Mdh mtSf;F gl;L g[lit kl;Lk;jhnd ey;yhapUf;F mjhd; *

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vd;d Kjyhsp * Ma[j g{i$ vy;yhk; vg;go >

ek;k filapny Ma[jk; Vjg;gh fhfpjg; g{i$jhd; elf;FJ.

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c';fis ghu;j;jh rpupg;gh tUJ *

Vd; >

eP';f re;njh# \l;y ,Uf;fpwjh brhd;dP';fns.. . mjhd; *

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eP';f fl;otpl;l gy; brl;oy; ,Ugj;j";R gy;jhnd lhf;lu; ,Uf;F >

eP';f `gPi! Fiwr;rP';f.  ehd; gy;iy Fiwr;nrd; mt;tst[jhd; *

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eP';f bghz;q tPl;Lf;F brhe;jkh/ gps;is tPl;Lf;F brhe;jkh >

,d;Dk; 5 epkp#j;Jy jhyp fl;odJk; buz;L ngUk; xz;qf;Fs;s xz;zh Mfg; nghwh';f/ bghz;q tPL gps;is tPLd;D Vd; gpupr;Rg; ngrwP';f.

X.nfh.. .* vd;id khjpup Xrpy.. . rhg;gpl te;jtu;jhdh eP';fSk;. ..*

ed;wp F';Fkk; 27-10-2000
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tPug;gd; bra;jpia o.tp-apy; thrpr;R thrpr;R me;j mk;kht[f;F buhk;g mYj;Jg; nghr;rhk; *

mJf;fhf kPz;Lk; rypg;g[r; bra;jpfs;-D brhy;yqkh >

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fr;nrupf;Fj; jiyik tfpf;f mikr;riuf; Tg;gpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd;.. . vd;d Mr;R.. .>

mtu;Tl tu;wt';fSf;bfy;yhk; ,ytrkh $hy;uht[k;/ $p';Fr;rht[k; bfhLf;fqkhk; *

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jiytu; kfspu; mzpg; bgz;fs;Tl beU';fpg; gHfpdhU >

mg;g[wk; >

,g;g g[Jrh FHe;ijfs; mzp xz;q cUthapUr;R *

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jiytu; jdf;F tpHw Jz;Lfs;y fl;rpf;fiw ,Uf;ff;TlhJd;D brhy;ypl;lhU *

Vd; >

ehisf;nf fl;rp khwpdhf;Tl Jz;L cgnahfkh ,Uf;fqkhk; *

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uh$;fpuz;/ ill;lhdpf; glj;ijg; ghu;j;Jg; glk; vLj;jhy; vd;d bgau; itg;ghu; >

vd;d bgau; >

vy;yhnk vd; fg;gy;jhd; *

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cyfpy; Kjd; Kjypy; rpW tajpy; gpujku; Mdtu; ahu; >

ahu; >

th$;-gha; *

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me;jf; fy;ahzj;Jy buhk;g < bkha;f;FJ/ Vd; >

Vd; >

mJ $hk; $hk;D elf;fw fy;ahzk; *

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fhf;fht[f;Fg; ga';fuf; fld;.  clnd jd;ndhl F";ir mlF tr;RJ.  Vd; >

Vd; >

fhf;iff;Fj; jd; F";R bghd; F";R *

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Kdptiug; ghk;g[ ghu;f;Fk;/ Vd; >

Vd; >

mtu; Kfj;Jy jt-fis ,Uf;F *

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fpuhkj;Jy xU jpUtpHh/ Mdhy; bgz;fns ,y;iy. Vd; >

Vd; >

mJ jpU-tpHh/ jpUkjp-tpHh ,y;iyna *

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nghUf;Fg; nghFk; nghJ xUj;ju; Fil vLj;Jl;Lg; nghdhu;.  Vd; >

Vd; >

m';nf Fz;LkiH bga;a[J *

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mdpy; Fk;g;nst[f;Fg; bgz; gpwe;jhy; vd;d bgau; itg;ghu; >

vd;d bgau; >

ghy jpUg;g[w Re;jup *

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fy;ahzj;Jy Vd; khLfis tplwjpy;iy >

Vd; >

fy;ahzk;fpwJ Mapuk; fhyj;Jg; gapu;/ nka;";rplf; Tlhjpy;y *

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mHfhd bgz;fisg; ghu;j;jhy; eha;  vg;go Fiwf;Fk; >

vg;go >

tht; tht;Djhd; *

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xU fhl;oy; ehYngu; nghwh';f. .. jpOu;D xU rp';fk; te;J \q ngiu mor;rpLr;R.. . xUj;jiu kl;Lk; mof;fiy Vd; >

Vd; >

mtu; yad;!; fpsg; bkk;gu; *

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mtU mbkupf;fhtpypUe;J te;jtU *

mJf;fhf brUg;igf; fhy;y nghlhk fhJy bjh';f tpl;Uf;fpwJ bfh";rk;Tl rfpf;fiy *

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vd;d. .. me;j vk;.vy;.V. vy;yhk; xj;ij brUg;gh itr;rpUf;fhU >

vy;yhk; rl;lrigapy mtu;nky tpGe;jjhk;.

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brUg;g[ mHfhapUf;Fd;D brhd;dJf;F mtd;fpl;l brUg;igf; fHl;of; fhkpr;rJ jg;ghapLr;R.. .

Vd; >

,d;idf;F nriy mHfhapUf;Fd;D brhy;whd; *

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me;j fy;ahz kz;lg thry;y/ tpuy;y vJf;F ik itf;fpwh';f >

brUg;g[g; nghlhk tu;wt';fSf;F kl;Lkhk; *

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fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; nghapl;L te;jP';fns. .. n$hog; bghUj;jk; vg;go >

xU brUg;g[ Tl vd; fhYf;Fg; bghUe;jiy *

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kw;w jiytu;fistpl ek;k jiytu; gygo nkny ngha;l;lhuh .. > vg;go >

eh';f b$apr;rh gpupl;O#; Ml;rpia bfhz;L tUnthk;-D brhy;whnu *

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murpay;thjpia yt; gz;zpdJ jg;ghg; nghr;R';fwPna. .. Vz;o >

Mirf; fhjypia mizf;f tUk; jiyth. .. tUf-d;D bjhz;lu;fs;fpl;nl nehl;O!; mor;rp/ gPr; Vupah KGf;f xl;o itf;fr; brhy;ypapUf;fhu; *

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vd;d';f.. . vjpu;y nghw c';f mk;kh. .. mg;ghitj; jpUk;gpg; ghu;j;Jfpl;nl tu;wP';f >

ngha; ngr ntz;oaJjhnd *

eP ntw.. . ehk jdpf;Foj;jdk; nghdjpnyapUe;J ehd; mt';fisj; jpUk;gpg; ghf;fpwnj ,y;iyd;D.. . vy;yhu;fpl;nla[k; brhy;yp tUj;jg;gl;lh';fshk;.. . mjhd; *

ed;;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 22-10-2000
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