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V';f.. .. ek;g bghz;qf;Fj; J}f;fj;Jy elf;fpw tpahjp';f *

ftiyg;glhnj. .. rup gz;zplyhk; *

mJf;fpy;iy';f.. . gf;fj;J tPl;Lg; igaDf;F J}f;fj;Jy Xlw tpahjpahk; *
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fy;ahzf; nfrl;y epiwa tpsk;gukh eLt[y tUnj *

g{f;fhuu;/ rikay;/ ehj!;tu tpj;thd;D vy;nyhUk; tpsk;guk; bra;jpUf;fh';f.. .*
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vJf;F jPghtsp rkaj;Jy bghz;qf;F khg;gps;is njlwP';f >

jPghtspg; gyfhubky;yhk; vd; xUj;jdhy bra;a Koahnj *
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tpgj;Jny fhak;gl;lij mtu; Vd; irifahny brhy;whU >

Cikf; fhakhk; *
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lhf;lu; * ehd; brj;Jg; nghwh khjpup mof;fo fdt[ tUJ.. .*

ftiyg;glhjP';f * ,dpnk mJ fdt[y tuhJ.
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fhjyd; - ehd; vg;nghJnk njhy;tpiaf; fz;L gag;glhjtd; *

fhjyp - mg;ngh ey;yjh nghr;R. .. ,e;jh';f vd;ndhl jpUkzg; gj;jpupif *
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me;j of;bfl; gupnrhjfu; ntiyf;F g[Jrh >

Vd; nff;fnw >

oiutu; of;bfl; vLf;fiyd `bgdhy;l;o nghl;Ll;lhnu *
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ftu;r;rp eoif brhe;jg;glk; jahupf;fg; nghwh';fsh.. .>

ill;oy; vd;d >

\o thH;e;jhy; VJ ed;ik *
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thfd';fs; jpUk;g[w tist[ny Vd; bghJf;Tl;lk; elj;Jwh';f >

,e;j kPl;o'; jpUg;g[Kidah ,Uf;fqk;D jiytu;  brhy;ypl;lhuhk; *
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jiytUf;F tptuk; gj;jhjh.. . Vd; >

,is"u; mzp/ kfspu; mzp khjpup fs;s xl;L mzpr; brayhsiu epakpf;fg; nghwhuhk; *
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mtrug; nghyPi!f; fhjypr;rJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

Kjypuitf; fy;ahzj;Jf;F Kd;dhona itf;fqk;D mtrug;glwhu; *
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fuhj;nj kh!;liuf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R >

vd;dhr;R >

Kjyputpny M- C-d;D fj;jp vd; khdj;ij th';fpl;lhU *
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MgP!;y khlh ciHr;rJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

vdf;f xU khl;Lf; bfhl;lifia xJf;fpj; je;Jl;lh';f.. .*
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nQhl;lypy; ntiy bra;jtiu g{r;rp kUe;Jf; filapy; ntiyf;Fr; nru;j;jJ buhk;gt[k; jg;ghg; nghr;rh. .. Vd; >

ahuhtJ g{r;rp kUe;J nfl;lhy; rhg;gplth/ ghu;ryh-d;D nfl;fpwhu; *
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vd;dg;gh * fhgpapy xnu `gpdhapy; thrid mof;FJ. ..>

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd * v';f Xl;ly;y vy;yhk; Rj;jhkh ,Uf;Fk;D. ..*
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c';fSf;F nuhL nuhyu; khjpup xU bghz;q ,Ug;ghns > v';f Misna fhqk; 

gf;fj;J tPl;Lg; igad; js;spf;fpl;Lg; nghapl;lhd; *
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tdg;ghJfhtyu; ntiyf;F Ms; vLf;f vy;yhUnk te;jhr;nr.. .> ,d;Dk; Vd; bta;l; gz;wh';f >

bryf;#d; bra;a tPug;gd; ,d;Dk; tuiyahk; *
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vd; fhjyu; tPug;gd; urpfu;o *

vg;gor; brhy;w >

vd; gpwe;j ehSf;F thHj;Jf; nfrl; mDg;gpapUf;fhnu *
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vd; fhjyp khlu;dh khwpl;lh *

vd;dthk; >

,dpnk gPr; ntzhk;.. . illy; ghu;f;y re;jpf;fyhk;';fwh *
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jiytU rpdpkh igj;jpakh ,Ug;ghU nghy ,Uf;F *

Vd; mg;gor; brhy;nw >

njrpafPjk; ghLdJk; xd;!;nkhu;D fj;Jwhnu *
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ePa[k; cd; khkpahUk; nru;e;Jfpl;L  lhf;lu; fpl;l rz;ilf;Fg; nghdP';fshnk.. .>  Vd; 

FLk;gr; rz;ily Vw;glw fhaj;Jf;F kUe;J nghlkhl;nld;D lhf;lu; mlk;g[of;fwhu; 

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 15-10-2000
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v';f jiytu; buhk;g vspikahdtu;.. .

mJf;fhf mtiuf; ifJ gz;zij fz;or;R nuhLy nghw irf;fps; upf;#hit bay;yhk; bfhSj;jwJ ey;yhapy;iy.. .
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jiytu; gzj;Jf;bfy;yhk; `ngu; md;l;yt;yp jltpf;fpl;L ,Uf;fhnu/ Vd; >

mij jltpdh fUg;bgy;yhk; bts;isahFk;D brhd;dij jg;gh g[up";Rfpl;lhU.. .
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vd;d lhf;lu; Mgnu#Df;F `gP!; th';fkhl;O';fsh .. >

Mkhk;. bra;Typ ,y;iy/ Mdh/ nrjhuk; cz;L.. .
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me;j khkpahu; kUkfs; rz;ilia ghu;f;f jpdKk; Vfg;gl;l Tl;lk; tUjhnk *

Mkh * rz;il Ko";rJk; xU nfs;tp nfl;L gupR bfhLf;fwh';fns *
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fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; gpwF fhjypf;fpwJjhd; ey;yJ.

mJf;F bgz;lhl;o xj;Jf;Fthsh ..>
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Fj;Jr; rz;il nghl;oapy b$apr;rtnuhl kidtpf;F Vd; gjf;fk; ju;wh';f.. .>

mt';fjhd; mtUf;F l;buapdpahk;.
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!;nl$;y ,Ue;j jiytu; VjhtJ ngRthu;D vy;yhUk; buhk;g Mtyh ,Ue;jh';f.. .*

vd;d ngRdhU >

vJt[k; ngriy/ mtu; ,Ue;jJ nfhkh !;nl$;y Mr;nr *
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,ja Mgnu#d; bra;a ntz;oa ng#z;l;Lf;F lhf;lu; vJf;F fpl;dp Mgnu#d; bra;awhu; >

mtu;jhd; khw;W mWitr; rpfpr;ir epg[zuhr;nr *
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o.tp bkfh rPupay; vLf;fpw iluf;lu; tPl;Lf;F fy;ahzk; nghypUf;F .. .*

vg;gor; brhy;wP';f. .>

fy;ahzg; gj;jpupifna ,UgJ gf;fj;Jf;F ,Uf;nf.. .*
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$^dpau; tf;fPyh nyoia epakpr;rJ jg;ghnghr;R *

Vd; >

nf!; fl;il bfhz;L th';fd;D brhd;dh/ Ff;fu;y ,Uf;fpw  ,Uf;fpw nf!; fl;il bfhz;L tu;wh';f *
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mtu;/ xU fhyj;Jy nfhapy;y rpjW nj';fha; bghWf;fp rhg;gpl;ltuhk; *

,g;g vd;d gz;whU >

gog;goah tsu;e;J nfhapy; brhj;ijna rhg;gpLwhU *

ed;wp FKjk; 19-10-2000
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o.tp-y mwptpg;ghsu; ntiy nfl;fwpna. .. cdf;F vd;d jFjp ,Uf;F.. .>

vdf;F H- rupah tuhJ rhu;. ..*
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,e;j MgP!py; ntiyf;Fr; nru;e;j md;dpf;F vt;tst[ fdt[-fnshl ,';nf te;njd; bjupa[kh >

mlg;ghtp. ..* Kjy; ehns J}';fpf;fpl;Lj;jhd; ,';nf EiH";rpah > *
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g[Jrh ntiyf;F te;jpUf;fP';f. .. c';fSf;F vJntqk;dhYk; ijupakh nfS';f. ..*

vd;ndhl gLf;if v';nf rhu; ,Uf;F .. .>
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me;j vWk;g[ kl;Lk; Vd; cg;igr; rhg;gpLJ.. .>

mJf;Fr; ru;f;fiu tpahjpahk; *
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lhf;lu;. .. eP';f bfhLj;j lhdpf;Ff;Fg; gjpyh "hgfkwjpah vd; fztu; bgl;nuhiyf; For;Rl;lhu; *

mtiuf; Tl;of;fpl;L tuntz;oaJ jhnd *

vg;go lhf;lu;. .. gpof;f Koaiyna *
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vJf;F me;j th!;J rh!;jpu n$hrpaiug; ngha; mof;fg; nghdP';f. ..>

gpd;nd. .. ,lJgf;fk; ,Uf;fpw ,jaj;ij vLj;J tyJgf;fk; btr;Rl;lh ey;y gzk; tUk;-D brhy;whU *
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rhu;. .. eh';f tPl;ilg; g{l;of;fpl;L btspna nghapUf;Fk;nghJ ahnuh jpUld; g[Fe;J tPl;ilna fhyp gz;zpl;Lg; nghapl;lhd;. ..

Mr;rupakh ,Uf;nf. ..

,Jf;nf Mr;rupag;gl;lh.. . nghFk;nghJ tPl;il xUj;jUf;F thliff;F ntw tpl;Ll;Lg; nghapl;lhd; rhu;. *
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me;j `igdhd;!; fk;bgdpapy ,d;lu;tpa{t[f;Fg; nghdpna. .. vd;d nfs;tp nfl;lh';f. .. >

kzpf;F vt;tst[ fpnyh kPl;lu; J}uk; XLnt>-D nfl;lh';f *
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vJf;F jpdKk; eP';f ,g;gof; Fof;fpwP';f . ..>

fhjypia kwf;fwJf;fhf Fof;fpnwd;. ..

eP';f ahiuf; fhjypr;rP';f. ..>

mjhd; kwe;J nghr;nr *
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Vk;g;gh.. . eP jpdk; jpdk; jpUlwjhr; brhy;wpna. ..mbjg;go nghyP!hy cd;idg; gpof;fnt Koany.. .>

nghyP!; gpor;rh vd; ngu; tPug;gd;-D brhy;ypLntd;. .. clnd mt';fshy vd;idg; gpof;f Koahkg; nghapLk; *
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mllh.. . c';f \f;Fy Vfg;gl;l Xl;ilfsh ,Uf;nf * vg;go.. .>

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd. .. vd; kidtp rhk;ghu; btr;rh \f;ifj; Jisf;Fk;-D *
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eP';f vLj;j glk; gLNg;guh ,Uf;nf. .. fij ahUilaJ. ..>

tf;fPy; nehl;O!; te;j gpwFjhd; bjupa[k; *
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lhf;lu; - c';f khkpahu; gpiHf;fpwJ buhk;gf; f#;lk;.. .

kUkfs; - mg;g[wk; ngr;R khwkhl;o';fns lhf;lu; *
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buhk;g bld;#d; Mdh nfhgk; tUJ lhf;lu;. ..*

vg;gbty;yhk; bld;#d; MfwP';f.. .>

nfhgk; te;jh bld;#d; Mfplnwd; lhf;lu;. ..*
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tu tu lhf;lu; bjhHpiyna tpl;Llyhk; nghypUf;F ..*

Vd;.. .>

kUe;Jf;Ff;Tl xU ng#z;l; tu;wjpy;iy.. .*
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vd;d lhf;lu;. . Mgnu#d; gz;qk;nghJ fz;izf; fl;of;fwP';f.. >

uj;jj;ijg; ghu;j;jh vdf;F kaf;fk; te;JLk; *
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lhf;lu; .. . Mgnu#Df;F mg;g[wk; vy;yhk; ghjp ghjpah bjupa[J. ..*

,g;go MFk;D bjup";rpUe;jh ehd; Mgnu#Df;F mg;g[wk; `gPi! th';fpapUg;ngnd *
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vd;dg;gh ,J. .. Ml;nlhny Vwg;nghdtU jpOu;D kaf;fk; nghl;L tpGe;Jl;lhU.. >

vf;nkhu; nghtqk;. .. vd;d nfl;fnw >d;dhU.. . kPl;lUf;Ff; fPnH m";r +gh Fiwr;R bfhL';f-d;D brhd;nd';f.. .*
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rhg;gpl;L Kor;rt[lnd/ cd;idg; bgz;ghu;f;f te;j khg;gps;is cd;fpl;l vd;dnth nfl;lhnu. .. vd;dthk; >

,nj khjpup rhg;ghL vg;gt[k; fpilf;Fkh >D fz;zPu; ky;ff; nfl;lhu; *
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,e;j brh$;$p g$;$pbay;yhk; bgz;nzhl iftz;zkh >

Mkh';f. . bgz;nz Xl;lYf;Fg; ngha;/ jd; ifahy th';fpl;L te;jJjhd; *
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ehk buz;L ngUk; Ciu tpl;L Xlg;nghw tp#ak; v';fg;ght[f;F bjup";r nghr;R. ..*

Iianah. ..* vd;d brhd;dhU >

nghwg;g v';f mk;khit[k; Tl;ol;Lg; nghfr; brhd;dhU.. .*

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 15-10-2000
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ilg;gp!;l; yjht[f;F nfhgk; te;jhy; khnd$iu kupahij ,y;yhk mor;RLth.. .

vd;d brhy;wP';f.. .>

Mkhk; * byl;lu; mof;Fk; nghJ khnd$nuhl ngUf;F Kd;dho kp!;lu; nghlhk mor;RLth.
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btWk; ntl;o/ Jz;nlhl Rj;jwhU * mtiug; ngha; nfhORtud;-D brhy;wP';fns * ek;gnt Koaiyna *

mtu; vg;gt[k; nfho ntl;ojhd; fl;Lthu; * ngU <Rtud; mjdhyjhd; nfhORtud;-D brhd;ndd; *
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Mrpupau; - ehd; ,d;idf;F c';fSf;F xU fij brhy;yg; nghnwd;.  xU Cu;y xU rhkpahu; ,Ue;jhuhk;.. .

khztd; - me;j rhkpahu; bgz;fis bfLg;ghuhk;.  mg;g[wk; eugyp rhkpahuh Mapl;lhuhk;.. . mjhnd Or;ru; >
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nej;Jjhd; fl;rp Muk;gpr;rP';f.. . 2001-y; Ml;rpiag; gpog;nghk;D brhy;wP';fns. ..

mg;go brhd;dhj;jhd; v';f fl;rpf;F ngg;gu;yahtJ ,lk; fpilf;Fk;.. .>
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vd;d * c';f igad;  Mil ,y;yhj kdpjd; miw kdpjd;D jg;gh vGjwhd;. ..

fbuf;l;jhd; rhu; * Mil ,y;yhj kdpjd; miwf;Fs;snt ,Uf;fwjhny miw kdpjd;jhnd.
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vd; igad; buhk;g g[j;jprhyp.. .

,Uf;f Koahnj * c';f kidtp/ gps;is mg;gona mg;gidna cupr;R btr;rpUf;fhd;D brhy;ypl;L nghdh';f.
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vd;dJ.. . ,sturu; nghu;/ nghu;D Xo tUfpwhu;.  VJk; ntw;W ehLfs; rz;ilia Muk;gpj;J tpl;ldth >

ml eP ntw. .. FUFyj;jpy; elj;jg;gLk; ghlk; gLnghuhk;. .. mjhd; FUFyj;ij tpl;L fj;jpf;fpl;nl Xo te;Jl;lhu; *
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md!;jP!pah bfhLf;fpwtu; tuiyna lhf;lu;. ..>

ng#z;l;Lf;F kaf;fk; tutiHf;fqk;..  mt;tst[jhnd >  mtiu Mgnu#d; jpnal;lUf;F mDg;gp/ nlg;upf;fhu;lu;y/ tPL tiu cwt[.. . ghl;ilg; nghL';f nghJk; *
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cz;zhtpuj Vw;ghbly;yhk; vg;go elf;FJ >

rhg;ghl;Lf;F/ gf;fj;Jy xU Xl;ly;y brhy;ypapUf;F *
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lhf;lu; * ,e;j ,aup'; va;l; buhk;g gtu;g[y;yh ,Uf;F..

ep$khth. ..>

Mkhk; * jPghtspf;F nfg; btor;rh Tl Ml;lk;ghk; rj;jk; nfl;FJ lhf;lu;.
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c';f FHe;ij vd;fpl;l cupikah gHFwJ re;njh#khapUf;F..

,uz;Lehs; nghfl;Lk;.  c';f brhj;J g{uht[k; nfl;ghd; ghU';f..
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jpUlDf;F #hf; l;uPl; bkz;l; jug; nghwP';fsh. .. vg;go ,d;!;bgf;lu;.. >

ehw;fhypay; mtidf; fl;og; nghl;Ll;L/ o.tp-ia vjpupy; btr;R Md; gz;zpL nthk; *
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vd;d * cd; fztu; J}';fp vGe;j khjpup ,Uf;fhU. ..>

mtU ,g;gj;jhd; MgP!; nyu;e;J te;jhU.. .
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eu;!; - Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;y te;J Tl vJf;F lhf;lu; vd;id rpy;kp#k; gz;wP';f 

lhf;lu; - g[upahky; ngrhnj. .. ng#z;l;Lf;F kaf;f kUe;J ntiy bra;apjhd;D cd; \ykh bl!;l; gz;zpndd;/ mt;tst[jhd; *
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rhu; c';f brhj;J g{uhita[k; fz;l eha;';f vy;yhk; rhg;gplqk;D epidf;fwP';fsh >

,y;iyna Vd; >

brhe;jg;glk; xz;q vLf;fg; nghnwd;D brhd;dP';fns >
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gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhup ey;yhj;jhnd ,Uf;fh.  mg;g[wk; Vd; fGj;Jy RSf;F';fpwh >

mt nghl;oUf;fpw itu ml;oifia vy;nyhUk; ghu;f;fqkhk;.  mjhd; *
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vd;d * vy;yh vk;.gp.a[k; fk;gsp/ !;tl;lbuy;yhk; vLj;Jf;fpl;L nghwh';f. ..

ghu;ypbkz;l;y Fspu;fhy Tl;lj; bjhlu; elf;fg; nghFjhk;.
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fzpg;bghwpf;Fk;/ vypg; bghwpf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; .. .>

fzpg;bghwpf;F bks!; btspna  ,Uf;Fk;. .. vypg; bghwpf;F bks!; cs;ns ,Uf;Fk;. ..
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mt;tst[ brhj;ija[k; vg;golh mHpr;nr >

xU ug;gu; `ngf;lup Muk;gpr;nrd; * rupah Xliy * vy;yh brhj;Jk; mHp";R nghr;R *
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vy;yhg; nghl;ofspYk; ek;k fhny$; njhy;tpail";Rl;Lnj vd;d fhuzk; >

vy;yhg; nghl;ofspYk; ek;k vjpuzpapdu; b$apr;rJjhd; * * *
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Fiuf;fpw eha; fof;fhJd;D vjitr;R brhd;dh';f >

njs; Fiuf;fwjpy;iy.  Mdh fof;FJy;y.. .
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v';f khnd$Uf;F MgP!;y jpOu;D bgz;lhl;o "hgfk; te;jh nghJk;.. .

clnd tPl;Lf;F fpsk;gpL thuh.. .>

,y;y * MgP!;y vy;yhu; nkya[k; vup";R tpGthU.. .

ed;wp F';Fkk; 20-10-2000
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