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xU lhf;lnuhl Of;fily buz;L tU#k; kh!;luh ,Ue;njnd. ..*

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 8-10-2000
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mJ rup. . ?g;spnfl; rhtpia v';f btr;R ,Uf;fh';fd;D bjupaiyna >

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 8-10-2000
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jiytUf;F nju;jy; $%uk;D brhy;wpna. .. vg;go >

thu;L thu;lh Rw;Wg; gazk; bra;ag; nghwhuhk; *

ed;wp FKjk; 12-10-2000
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Rk;kh kh\iy btl;L btl;LD bjhe;jut[ FLj;Jl;L ,Ue;jhU bkhj;jkh btl;ol;nld;.
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FUnt. .. vd; ,uz;L rk;rhuj;ija[k; vd;dhy rkhspf;f Koaiy. mjhd; Mrpukj;Jf;F te;Jl;nld;.

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fijia khj;jpr; brhy;wP';fns rhu;. ..*
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,g;g o.tp-jhd; bfl;Lg; nghr;R.
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rY}d; fil itr;rpUf;fhu; rhu; *
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re;njfk; ,Ue;jh nfS';f.

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Mkhk;/ ehd; 4 khj fu;g;gpzp.
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FUnt * nkhl;rj;Jf;F tHp brhy;Y';f.

g[urthf;fk; gf;fk; ngh.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 13-10-2000
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