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Qnyh lhf;lu;/ vd; khkpahu; \r;R tpl Koahk buhk;gf; f#;lg;glwh';f *

clnd ,';nf Tl;oz;L th';f.

,njh/ nkf;fg; nghl;Lz;L xU kzp neuj;Jf;Fs;ns tnud; *
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tu tu vdf;F tu;w fdt[ Tl o.tp. epfH;r;rp khjpup MapLj;J.

Vd;...>

fdt[ Muk;gpf;fwJf;F Kd;dho Vfg;gl;l tpsk;guk; tUJ.
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lhf;lu;/ c';f Qh!;gply;y kl;Lk; eu;!%';f ? gP!; ou!;y ,Uf;fh';fns >

kaf;f kUe;Jf;FD bryt[ gz;wjpy;iy. ,e;j fh!;l;a{k;y eu;i! ng#z;l; ghu;j;jh kaf;fk; nghl;LLthU/ ehd; Mgnu#d; gz;zpLntd;.
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me;j buz;L gy; lhf;lUk; vg;go xnu fpspdpf;y xw;Wikah ,Uf;fh';f...>

xUj;ju; nky; tupiria ghu;g;ghU/ ,d;bdhUj;ju; fPH; tupiria ghu;g;ghU.
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,stunr tPuKld; ntl;ilf;F g[wg;gl;l eP';fs; Vd; jiy bjwpf;f/ Xo tUfpwPu;fs; >

ngha;ah/ nghw tHpapy; xU brhwpeha; Juj;jpl;L tUJ *
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c';fSf;F ve;j o.tp. ntqk; >

nfgps; o.tp.
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bjhlu;fij vGj;jhsiu n$hf; vGjr; brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;R.

vd;d rhu; Mr;R > 52 thu';fSf;F gpuRuk; gz;whg;gy xnu xU n$hf; vGjpf; bfhz;L te;J ,Uf;fpwhu;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 24-11-2000
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Vd; me;j mikr;riuf; ifJ gz;wh';f >

murpay; rhf;filiar; Rj;jk; gz;zp/ fhy;tha; fl;oa bryt[ 10 nfhod;D fzf;Ff; fhz;gpr;rhuhk;...*
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jiytu; mof;fo nfhu;l;Lf;Fg; nghdJy ,Ue;J buhk;g khwpl;lhu; *

mg;goah >

Ml;nlhfpuhg; nfl;lh/ cz;ik... cz;ikiaj; jtpu ntwpy;iy-D vGjpj;jhd; ifbaGj;J nghLwhu; *
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cd; fztu; tPl;L ntiya vy;yhk; Kor;Rl;lhuhk; >

cdf;F vg;goj; bjupa[k; >

,njh ghU nfgps; o.tp-apy; tpsk;guk; bfhLj;jpUf;fhnu *
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ntfg; ge;J tPr;rhsiuf; fl;of;fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;rh... vg;go >

gh!;l; iel; bfhz;lhol;lhu; *
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$t[spf;fily me;jg; bghz;qf;F kl;Lk; Vd; jpU#;o Rj;jwh';f >

m";R epkprj;Jy gj;J g[lit bryf;l; gz;zpl;lh';fshk; *
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Eiu tUk; g{ vJ >

vJ >

n#k;g{ *
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iybrd;!; ,y;yhj oiutu; ahu; >

ahu; >

!;FU oiutu; *
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,l;ypia Vd; ntf itf;fpnwhk;. njhiria Vd; RLfpnwhk; >

Vd; >

vy;yhk; rhg;gplj;jhd; *
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th!;nfhlfhkh ,g;ngh ,Ue;jhy; mtu; bgau; vd;d >

vd;d >

,!;nfhlfhkh *
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Mg;nghrpl;Lf;F Mg;nghrpl; vd;d >

vd;d >

Mg;ngh!;nlz;L *
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khu;r;rpy; guPl;ir vGjpatDf;F upry;l; tUJ. vy;yhj;Jya[k; mtd; bgapy;.  mtd; mg;gh fpl;l ngha;/ mg;gh... ehd; vy;yhj;Jya[k; gh!hapl;nld; vd;fpwhd;. clnd mtu;/ mg;goah buhk;g re;njh#k; vd;fpwhu;. ,g;ngh igad; vd;d brhd;dhd; bjupa[kh >

vd;d brhd;dhd; >

Qa;ah... April Fool !
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MgPRf;Fg; nghFk; nghJ xUtu; vz;bza[k; rPg;g[k; vLj;Jf;fpl;Lg; nghwhu;.
Vd; >

Vd; >

mtu; MgPRy CHy; jiy tpupr;R MLJ *
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flt[s; v';f ,Uf;fhu; >-D Or;ru; xU igaidf; nff;fwh';f. mJf;Fg; igad;/ v';f tPl;L ghj;+k;y vd;fpwhd;. mjpu;r;rp nahL vg;go vd;fpwhu; Or;ru;.

mJf;Fg; igad;/ v';f mg;gh/ mk;khit tPL g{uh njol;Lf; filrpapy; ghj;+kpy; fz;Lgpoj;J/ mlf;flt[ns... eP ,';fjhd; ,Uf;fpah > vd;whu; *
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xUj;jd; gp.V. gor;Rl;L ntiyapy;yhk ,Ue;jhd;. xU ru;f;f!;y mtDf;Fg; g[yp nt#k; bfhLj;jh';f. xU ehs; ,tDf;Fg; gf;fj;Jy ,d;bdhU g[yp tUJ. clnd ,td; gae;J ngha; fj;jwhd;. mJf;F te;j g[yp fj;jhnj... fj;jhnj... buz;L ngUk; khl;og;nghk;. ehd; vk;.V. vd;wJ *
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bl!;l; oa{gpy; gpwe;j bgz;izf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

Qdp\id tPuhzk; FHhapy tr;Rf;fyhkhd;D nfl;fwh *
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Xl;lg; ge;jaj;jpy; b$apr;R j';f bkly; th';fpdP';fns... c';fnshl nfhr; ahU';f >

vd; kidtpjhd; * jpdKk; vd;id Xl Xl tpul;o gpuhf;O!; bfhLj;jh. ..*
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btspehl;Lj; Jhju; gjtp th';fpj; ju;nwd;D ek;k jiytu; brhd;dij tr;R vbyf;#d;y epf;fhkg; nghdJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; - vd;dhr;R >

tPug;gDf;Fj; Jhjuh vd;id epakpr;rpUf;fh';fshk; *
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\l;L typf;F Mgnu#d; gz;zqk;D brhy;yp/ mbkupf;fh ngha; buz;L khrk; ?u; mof;fyhk;D beidr;R jiytUfpl;l gu;kp#d; nfl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; - vd;dhr;R >

tPug;gd;fpl;l kapy; ijyk; ,Uf;F. ngrhk fhl;Ly ngha; rpfpr;ir vLj;Jf;nfh-';fwhu; *
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gpug[ * g{nyhfj;jpw;F capu; gpof;fg; nghd rpj;uFg;jid tPug;gd; gpoj;J itj;Jf;bfhz;L nfrl; bfhLj;jDg;gpa[s;shd; >

vd;dbtd;W >

brj;Jg;nghd khahz;o/ Kdpahz;o/ Fg;gd;/ Rg;gd;/ gf;fpup cl;gl 124 ngiua[k; capUld; jpUk;g tpl;lhy;jhd; rpj;uFg;jid tpLthdhk; *
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vd;d';f... tPl;oy; jz;zPu; trjp/ fhw;W trjp vJt[k; ,y;yP';fns >

rup/ FHha; nghl;Lf; bfhLj;Jlnwd;. vJ tUnjh mij a{!; gz;zpf;F';f *
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bghz;lhl;od;D xUj;jp ,Uf;fwij vd;dpf;fhtJ epidr;rpUf;fP';fsh...>

xnu xUehs;...

vd;dpf;F >

fy;ahzj;jpw;F Kjy;ehs; *
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a{dpad; yPliuf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpdJ tk;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

tPl;y vdf;Fk; mtUf;Fk; rz;il tu;wg;g mlf;F Kiw xHpf-D fj;jwhu;.
 

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 19-11-2000
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me;jg; bgz;qf;F vGjpa yt; byl;liu Rf;Fehwhf; fpHpr;R mtfpl;l bfhLf;fwpna... Vd; >

mt kl;Lk; vd;d bra;ag;nghwh > fpHpr;Rjhnd nghlg;nghwh *
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gPr;Rf;F vtu;rpy;tu; fhupanuhl te;jpUf;fpna... Rz;ly; th';fth >

neh... neh... vd; fhjypf;F Rz;ly; th';fpf; bfhLj;J fl;Lg;go Mfny. mjhd;/ tPl;onyna gz;zpf; bfhz;L te;jpUf;nfd; *
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r;nr... vg;ngh ghu;j;jhYk; khkpahiuj; jpl;of;fpl;nl ,Uf;fpna...

ehd; c';f khkpahiuah jpl;lnwd;... vd; khkpahiuj;jhnd jpl;lnwd;.. .*
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c';f tPl;Lf;F Vfg;gl;l tpUe;jhsp';f tuyhk;... mJf;fhf brUg;g[f;F nlhf;fd; nghl;L ,uz;L +gha; tNy; gz;qwJ bfh";rk;Tl ey;yhy;ny rhu; *
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v';f ntiyf;fhup buhk;gjhd; my;l;uh khlu;dhapl;lh...

vij btr;R brhy;w >

mf;fk;gf;fk; bra;jpf;Fd;nd xU btg; irl; jpwe;jpUf;fhns *
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g{nyhfj;jpy; jpdKk; fhf;iffSf;F mjpf mstpy; czt[ mspj;jjhy; cdf;F brhu;f;fk; fpilj;jpUf;fpwJ... ngh khdplnd *

bgz;lhl;o rikay; gpof;fhk mg;nghJ f#;lg;gl;lJf;F ,g;ngh brhu;f;fkh >
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me;j Ms; Fnuhu;gjp g[nuhf;uhk;y mk;gJ yl;rk; b$apr;rhU...*

mg;g/ mtU Fnuhu;ghjpd;D brhy;Y';f *
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ek;k jiytu; MdhYk; vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytu; nky ,t;tst[ nfhgkh ,Uf;ff;TlhJ...

Vd;...>

mtiu mLj;j b$d;kj;Jnya[k; b$apy;y nghLntd;D brhy;whnu *
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kk;kp ,d;dpf;F ehd; !;Ty;y EhW khu;f; th';fpndd;.

mg;goah... btup Fl; * Mkh... ve;j ghlj;Jy >

fzf;Fy 40 khu;f/; mwptpay;y 35 khu;f;/ rupj;jpuj;jpy 25 khu;f;.
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vd;d gz;zpl;oUf;nf unk#; >

vd; `g;buz;Lf;F byl;lu; vGjpl;oUf;nfd; kk;kp.

byl;luh... cdf;Fjhd; vGjnt bjupahnj >

mjdhbyd;d... vd; g;buz;Lf;Fk; gof;fj; bjupahJ...*
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Rnu#;... fz;ghu;it ahUf;F mjpfk; > tpy';FfSf;fh... kdpju;fSf;fh.. >

tpy';FfSf;Fj;jhd; Or;ru;.

vg;go brhy;nw >

tpy';Ffs; vJt[k; fz;zho nghlwjpy;iyna Or;ru;.
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bel; n$hf;

jkpHf Kjy;tu; fUzhepjpa[k; fu;ehlf Kjy;tu; v!;.vk;. fpU#;zht[k; xU g{';fhtpy; ngrpagona ele;J bry;y... mtu;fs; fhypy; jl;Lg;gl;lJ xU tpsf;F. vd;d mjprak;... mLj;j tpehona mJ xU mHfhd njtijahf cUkhwp epd;wJ.

rhgk; eP';fp vdJ giHa cUtk; bgw jh';fs; ghjk; gjpj;j ,e;j cjtpia ve;ehSk; kwf;fkhl;nld;. ,jw;Fg; gpujpa[gfhukhf c';fSf;F \d;W tu';fs; jUfpnwd;. nfS';fs; * vd;wJ me;j njtij.

jpifj;J epd;w ,uz;L Kjy;tu;fSk; rf$epiyf;Fj; jpUk;gp Kjypy; MSf;bfhU tuk; nfl;lhu;fs;.

tWik/ ntiyapy;yhj jpz;lhl;lk; vy;yhk; eP';fp jkpHfk; tsikapy; g{j;Jf; FY';f ntz;Lk; * vd;whu; fUzhepjp. mg;gona Mfl;Lk; vd;W njtij jd; fuk; ePl;o MrPu;tjpf;f/ jkpHfk; brhu;f;f g{kpahdJ.

,nj tuj;ijna fu;ehlfj;Jf;Fk; fpU#;zh nfl;f/ njtijapd; MrPu;thjj;jpy; fu;ehlfKk; Rgpl;rk; bgw;wJ.

kPjkpUe;jJ xnu tuk;. ,UtUf;Fk; bghJthd xd;iwf; nfl;fyhk; vd;W Kot[ bra;jhu;fs; ,uz;L Kjy;tu;fSk;. ,J tuky;y... xU nfs;tpjhd;. gjpy; kl;Lk; brhd;dhy; nghJk; vd;w Kd;DiunahL Kjy;tu;fs; nfl;lhu;fs; - eofu; uh$;Fkhiu re;jdf; flj;jy; tPug;gd; vg;nghJ tpLjiy bra;thd; >

jpLf;fpl;l njtij bfh";r neuk; jpUjpUbtd;W KHpj;Jtpl;L gpd;g[/ !hup brhy;yp giHagona tpsf;fhf khwpg;nghdJ.
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vd; rk;gsk; KGRk; lhf;lUf;nf nghFJ...

mlg; ghtnk * Vd; mg;go >

vd; kidtp lhf;luhr;nr...
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vJf;F Flj;ij vLj;Jl;L te;jpUf;fP';f...>

eP';fjhnd lhf;lu; brhd;dP';f. xU khrk; Cu;y ,Uf;fkhl;nld;.  te;J kUe;J th';fpl;Lg; ngh';f-d;D ...
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eP';fns f#;lj;Jy ,Uf;fP';f. vJf;F fy;ahzk; ntw gz;zpf;fpwP';f...>

f#;lj;njhl f#;lkh ,Uf;fl;Lnkd;Djhd;...
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naht;... !;lhg;gp';y Vwhk Vd;ah Xlw g!;!py te;J VWnw...>

ehd; `igdhd;!; fk;bgdpf;F ,d;lu;tpa{f;fhf nghnwd; rhu;...
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nej;J uhj;jpup ek;g Vupahy gj;Jf; bfhs;is/ mk;gJ jpUl;L/ Ehj;Jf; fzf;fpny tHpg;gwp ele;jpUf;F rhu; *

mg;g !;nl#d;y kh\y; fbyf;#Df;F xU nf#; bfsz;lu; Xg;gd; gz;zpL *
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,';f ghU';f lhf;lu;... c';fshy Koa[k;dh brhy;Y';f... ,y;yhl;o vd; khkpahiu VjhtJ eugyp rhkpahu;fpl;l Tl;ol;Lg; nghnwd;... vd;d brhy;wP';f >
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nkl;r; ghu;f;fyhk;D ehd; xU ehs; yPt[ nghl;nld; rhu; *

,e;jpah MlwJd;D bjup";R ehd; xnu xU kzpneuk; gu;kp#d;jhd; nghl;nld;/ `g[y;yh ghu;j;njd; *
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eP';f !;nfhuu;D brhy;wP';f... ify ngdhnt ,y;yhk vg;go !;nfhu; vGJtP';f>

eP';f ntw... ,e;jpah mof;fw !;nfhUf;F tpuyhy vz;zpdhny nghJk; rhu;. ngdh vy;yhk; vJf;F nt!;l;lh > *
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lhf;lu; * ,e;jf; ifia ,wf;fnt Koany *

Vd;... c';f bjhHpy; vd;d >

,e;jpah Mlw nklr;ybay;yhk; mk;gauh ,Uf;nfd; lhf;lu; *
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v';f gh';f; fpupf;bfl; Ok;y vdf;F Xgdp'; gz;z rhd;!; fpilr;rJ *

mt;tst[jhnd... fpupf;bfl; Modjhy vdf;F gh';f;nf Xgd; gz;z rhd;!; te;jpUf;F *
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buz;L mk;gaUf;Fk; ,ilapy vd;d rz;il >

MSf;F m";R mt[l; bfhLf;fqk;D `gpf;!; gz;zpf;fpl;lh';fshk;/ Mdh/ ,tU MW mt[l; bfhLj;Jl;lhuhk; *
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c';fis xU tU#k; nkl;nr Mlf;TlhJD jPu;g;g[ bfhLj;jpUf;fh';f... MdhYk; $hypah ,Uf;fP';fns >

xU tU#k; nkl;r; Mlhk ,Ue;jh xU nfho +gh ju;wjh nej;Jjhd; xU g[f;fp g;uhkp!; gz;zhU *
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naht; * ahUa;ah Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu; thry;ny Ni!l; ghapz;l;-D vGjp btr;rJ >
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lhf;lu;/ kho nky f;spdpf; btr;rpUf;fP';fns >

mjdhny vd;d >

nkny nghFk; tHp-D nghu;L ntw btr;rpUf;fP';fns... ng#z;l;!; vg;go tUth';f >
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vd;dg;gh * nej;J rhg;gpl;l fhgp khjpupna ,Uf;F.. .>

Mkh';f * mnjhl b$uhf;!; fhgpjh';f ,J...
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glk; buhk;g brf;!pah ,Uf;fh >

Mkhk;... jpnal;lu;y !;fpuPDf;FTl Jzp ,y;iy *
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gf;fj;J tPl;L $pk;kp vd; tpuiy for;RLr;R lhf;lu;...

Iianah... th';f clnd Crp nghl;Llnwd;...

mbjy;yhk; ntz;lhk; lhf;lu;... $pk;kp';fwJ FHe;ijnahl ngU *
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Vd;jhd; xU ru;$id fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;nlhk;D ,Uf;F *

Vd; >

`gpup$;$pypUe;J I!;-fl;o vLf;f brhd;dhTl/ mij Mgnul; gz;zpj;jhd; vLg;ngh';fwhU *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 19-11-2000
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nkl;r; ghu;f;f ,g;go Kz;oaof;fpwh';fns/ Vd; >

,e;jpah `gh!;l; ngl;o';fhk;. of;bfl; th';fpl;L cs;ns nghwJf;Fs;ns nkl;r; Ko";rplf;TlhJd;Djhd; *
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ngl;!;nkD';f xt;bthUj;jUk; fput[z;Lf;Fs;ns te;J obu!; khj;Jwh';fns/ Vd; >

mLj;jLj;j ge;Jy ngl;!; nkD';f mt[l;lhapl;L tu;wjhy +k;y obu!; khj;j neunk fpilf;fiyahk; *
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,e;jpa Ok;dh kj;j ehLfSf;F buhk;g ,sf;fhukhg; nghr;R *

vd;d brhy;nw >

,e;jpahnthl MLw nkl;r;RfSf;F mt';ft';f Ok;yapUe;J bkhj;jk; ehY ngiu kl;Lk; bryf;l; gz;zp mDg;gpapUf;fh';f *
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ek;k mzpia Cf;Ftpf;fqk;-D !;ghd;ru;!; Kot[ gz;zpapUf;fh';fshk; *

vg;go >

rp';fps; ud; mor;rh m";rhapuKk; lg[s; ud; mor;rh gj;jhapuKk; jug; nghwh';fshk; *
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jpUk;gj; jpUk;g vd; tPl;y jpUL nghFJ rhu; *

mg;g jpUk;ghk xnu gf;fkh ,Ue;Jl ntz;oaJjhnd *
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rkaj;jpy; ,tu; brhw;bghHpt[ Mw;Wthu;.

vd;d brhw;bghHpt[ >

rkar; brhw;bghHpt[
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ehd; rpfbul; For;rpl;L ,Ue;jij v';fg;gh ghu;j;Jl;lhU >

Iianah/ mg;g[wk; >

jz;zp nghl;Ll;L te;J mo gpd;dpl;lhU.
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ngha[k; ngha[k; mtiug; ngha; fhjypr;nrndd;D buhk;g tUj;jkh ,Uf;F *

vjdhy >

th fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fyhk;D brhy;whnu ..*
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Iah ,y;yP';fsh...> jPghtsp ,dhk; ntqk; *

Iaht[k; jPghtsp ,dhk; th';fj;jhd; mLj;j bjUt[f;Fg; nghapUf;fhU *
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lhz;q 9 kzpahdh - MgP!; nghyhk;dh Koant khl;nl';FJ.

Vd; >

ntiy fpilr;rhjhnd *

ed;wp FKjk; 23-11-2000
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