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Mkhk;.. . mJf;bfd;d >

gLj;Jl;lhu;.. . *
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ru;tu;. .. ngg;gu; nuh!;l; xz;q bfhz;L thg;gh.. *

V-4 ir!h. .. g[y; !;nfg; ir!h rhu; >
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brl; njhir ,Uf;fhg;gh >

kz;lg brl;lh/ nfhl;il brl;lh/ g{';fh brl;lh.. . ve;j brl; njhir ntqk;; > *
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vd;d rhu;.. . bla;yp MgP!%f;F tUk;nghJ $t[spf; filf;Fg; nghapl;L tu;wP';fns * vd;d tpnr#k; >

mJth. ..  vd; bghz;lhl;o nghd tU# jPghtspf;Fg; g[lit vLf;fpwjh brhy;ypl;Lg; nghdh.. . mtSf;Fj;jhd; bla;yp rhg;ghL br";R FLj;Jl;L tu;nwd; *
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vd;d ,J.. . glg;gpog;g[j; jsj;Jy kPl;o'; elf;FJ >

kPl;o'; ,y;iy.. . vLf;fwJ bkfh rPupayhr;nr.. . eofu;fis vy;yhk; xU nru cl;fhu tr;R fij brhy;wh';f *
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murpay;thjp kfs;-dh mJf;fhf ,g;goah >

vd;dthk; >

bgz; ghf;fw rkaj;Jy miwapnyUe;J bgz; tu;wg;g vy;nyhUk; vGe;J epd;D ifj;jl;lqkhk; *
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Tl;lj;jpypUe;J bjhz;lu;fs; Vd; gae;J XLwh';f >

jiytU Jh';fpl;L ,Uf;fpw rp';fj;ijj; jl;o vGg;gg; nghnwd;D mwptpr;rhnu.. . mjhd; *
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ru;f;f!; fk;bgdpf;fhu';fisj; jiytu; Vd; Juj;Jwhu; >

rp';fj; jiytu;D bgaiug; ghu;j;Jl;L/ rp';fk; tpiyf;F fpilf;Fkhd;D nfl;oUf;fh';f *
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vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytUf;F buhk;g jpkpU Mapor;Rd;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

gpd;nd vd;dg;gh. .. ehd; rp';fj; jiytd;-D brhd;dh/  fhl;Lf;Fj;jhd; nghfqk;d;D brhy;whnu *
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ek;k jiytu; bgz;fs;fpl;l buhk;g gpugykhapl;lhu;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

rp';fj; jiytu;fpl;l khl;o tpl;oLntd;D FHe;ij';fis kpul;o itf;fpwh';fshk; *
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jiytu; Vd; ,d;dpf;Fg; g[yp nt#j;Jy te;jpUf;fhU >

rp';fj; jiytu;D vy;nyhUk; brhy;wijf; nfl;Lf; nfl;L nghuof;Fjhk;. .. mjhd; *
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jiytu; Vd; tPl;ilf; Fif khjpup fl;oapUf;fhU >

mtU ngUf;nfj;j khjpup thGwtuhk;.. .
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ahidf;F vj;jid fhy;fs; >

ehd;Fjhnd.. .

,y;iy/ xd;Wjhd;.  ahid xU fhiy vLj;jhy; mJ aid MfptpLk; *
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Ie;J behofspy; Ik;gJ kpUf';fspd; bgau;fisf; Tw Koa[kh >
vg;go >

Kg;gJ rp';fk;/ ,UgJ g[yp *
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fz; jhdk; bra;ahj Cu; vJ >

vJ >

I-juh-ghj; *
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yf; ,y;yhj efuk; vJ >

vJ >

yf;-ndh *
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C-f;F fz;og;gh nfd;ru; tUk;.  Vd; >

Vd; >

mJ gP.o.f;F eLtpy; ,Uf;F.. .
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o.tp.apy; neuo xspgug;gh vijj;jhd; gz;wJD tpt!;ij ,y;yhkg;nghr;R..

vd;d gz;wh';f >

xUj;jnuhl jiy jPghtspia neuoah xspgug;gwh';fshk; *
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,e;j !;bg#y; fpU#;zh btoapy vd;d';f tpnr#k; >

bg';f~u;y btof;f itr;rh bkl;uh!; tiu te;J btof;Fk;. .. bkl;uh!;y btof;f itr;rh bg';f~u; tiu ngha; btof;Fk; *

kj;j Cu;y btof;f itr;rh >

btof;fhJ.. . VjhtJ jtW ele;Jr;Rd;dh xU ntis oy;yp tiu ngha; btof;Fk;.. .
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me;j eoiff;F Vd; fGj;J ePskh ,Uf;F >

mof;fo kznkilapy; fGj;ij ePl;wjhy; mg;go MapLr;rhk; *
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mJ jpUlndhl tPL-d;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.. .>

ghU';fnsd; * tPl;L thrw; fjt[y nghyP!; $hf;fpuj;ij-d;D nghl;oUf;nf.. .*
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ek;k Vupahtpy; ut[ofSk;/ kh\Yk; buhk;gf; Fiw";R nghdjhy;/ jPghtspf;Fg; g[J !;fPik mwptpr;rpUf;fhu; ek;k ,d;!;bgf;lu; *

vd;dJ >

xU tU# kh\iy bkhj;jkhff; fl;Lgtu;fSf;Fj; jPghtsp kh\y; o!;ft[z;l; ju;whuhk; *
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lhf;lu; ,Jf;F Kd;dho bkf;fhdpf;fh ,Ue;jpUg;ghnuh >

Vd; nfl;fnw >

Yh!; nkh#d; MFJd;dh/ ill; gz;zplnwd;';fwhnu *
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$d;dy; vg;go itf;fyhk;D c';f kidtp nff;fwh';fns.. . vd;d g[JtPl;L oird; gj;jp o!;f#dh >

ml eP';f ntw * mJ vd; kidtpnahl $hf;bfl; $d;dy; oi!d; gj;jp *
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md;g[s;s mjpfhupf;F/ vd; upl;lau;bkz;l; guprhf Mlk;gug; bghUs; vJt[k; ntz;lhk;.  ehd; mku;e;jpUe;j ehw;fhypiana guprhfj; je;J/ vd; epk;kjpahd Jhf;fk; bjhlu cjt[';fs;. .. cz;ik CHpad;/ cyfehjd;.. . *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 5-11-2000

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tf;fPy; rhu;/ ,d;dpf;nf c';fSf;F Mgnu#d; gz;zplnwd; *

,y;iy lhf;lu;.. . buhk;g ehisf;F mg;g[wk; vdf;F xU nf!; fpilr;rpUf;F. ehd; ml;blz;l; gz;zqk; *

vdf;Fk; mg;goj;jhnd >
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guthapy;iyna.. . c';f MgP!;y tPl;Lf;F te;J rk;gsk; bfhLf;fwh';fns. ..>

MgP!;y bfhLj;jh Jhf;f fyf;fj;Jy v';nfahtJ gzj;ij tpl;LLnthk;fpw gak;jhd;. ..*
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nghyP!; !;nl#dpy; ,d;!;bgf;lu;

ifahy g[fhu; th';fpd fhybky;yhk; nghapUr;nr.. .

ngha; mij bkapy;y mDg;g[';f *
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bel; n$hf;

caukhd kiy cr;rpapy; epd;Wbfhz;L iffis ePl;oago xUtd; flt[splk; nfl;Lf; bfhz;oUe;jhd;.  flt[ns.. . vd; kidtpia Vd; ,j;jid mHnfhL gilj;jha; >

thdpypUe;J xU gjpy; te;jJ.  mg;nghJ jhnd eP mtisf; fhjypg;gha; kfnd >

jpUk;gt[k; ,td; nfl;lhd; - ml;lfhrkhf rikf;fj; bjupe;jtshf mtis Vd; gilj;jha; >

eP mtisf; fhjypf;fj;jhd;. ..*

bghWg;nghL tPl;ilg; ghu;j;Jf; bfhs;Sk; Fzj;ij mtSf;F Vd; bfhLj;jha; >

mJt[k; eP mtisf; fhjypf;fj;jhd; kfnd.

vy;yhk; rup.  mtis Vd; ,t;tst[ Kl;lhshfg; gilj;jha; >- nyrhd eifg;nghL ,td; nfl;L Koj;jJk;/ rPupa!hf Fuy; brhd;dJ -

mg;nghJjhnd mts; cd;idf; fhjypg;ghs;.
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vd;d ,J/ ,g;g vJf;F tpf; th';fpnd >

th';fny';f.. . ,ytrkh bfhLj;jh';f/ ,e;j g[J #hk;g{ ghl;oy; th';fpdJf;fhf.. .*
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vy;yh bkfh rPupay;-fspnyna[k; giHa eof/ eoiffisna nghlwh';fns. .. Vd; >

mt';fjhd; ,g;g bkfh-ir!;y ,Uf;fh';f *
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nghd jlit fh!; ougpSf;F nghdg;ngh/ lhf;lu; mk;gJ +gha;f;F kUe;J bfhLj;jhu;.  ,e;jj; jlit mepahaj;Jf;F EhW +gha;f;F kUe;J  bfhLj;jpUf;fhu; *

Rk;khth > fh!; rk;ge;jg;gl;l tp#akhr;nr.. .*
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me;j Xl;ly; bgh';fy; kzf;f/ kzf;f ,Uf;Fk; *

kz;zh';fl;o.. . eP brhd;dpnaD ngha; rhg;gpl;nd;.  ifepiwa ,";rp/ fwpntg;gpiy/ kpsFf;F eLnt bfh";Nz;L bgh';fYk; ,Ue;Jr;R *
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vd;dlh gjpy; brhy;nw eP >

Jhf;fj;Jy vGg;gpf; nfl;lhTl ehd; fbuf;lh gjpy; brhy;ntd; bjupa[kh >

MgP!;y c';fSf;F mg;gog; gHfpg; nghr;Rg;gh *
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vd; fhJy eP';f nghl;l g[Jj; njhL v';nfnah tpGe;jpor;Rd;D  brhd;dh/ mJf;Fr; re;njh#g;glwP';fns. .. Vd; >

ehd; cd; fhJy nghl;lJy Vnjh ,e;j xz;zhtJ tpGe;jpUf;nfDjhd; *
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mnjh nghwhnu. .. mtU epiwa ngUf;F ju;kk; gz;ztU. mjdhy !;Tl;lu;y nghwg;ngh bQy;bkl; nghlnt khl;lhuhk;..

Vd; >

ju;kk; jiy fhf;Fkhk;.. .*
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v';f tPl;Ly vy;yhnk bry;`g; ru;tP!;jhd;. ..

,Uf;fyhk;. .. mJf;fhf btspapy ,Ue;J tu;wt';f/ mt';fns fpr;rDf;Fg; ngha; fhgp nghl;Lf; Fof;fqk;D brhy;wJ bfh";rk;Tl ey;yh ,y;ny.. .*
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o!;rhu;$; Md md;dpf;F eu;!p'; nQhk; gpy;iyg; ghu;j;jJk; vdf;F \r;nr epd;Dnghr;R *

mg;g[wk; >

clnd Mf;!p$d; btr;R/ Crp nghl;L F~nfh!; Vj;jp/ mija[k; gpy;Yy nru;j;Jl;lh';f.. .*
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tyJ fz;y Mgnu#d; Ko";R ghu;it bjup";r mg;g[wk;jhd; c';fSf;F ,lJ fz;y Mgnu#d; gz;qntd; ..*

tyJ fz;/ vdf;F ey;yh bjupa[nj lhf;lu; >

vd; tyJ fz;qf;F Mgnu#d; *
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xU nehahsp jd; kidtpa[ld;

lhf;lu; * bjupahk !;g{id KG';fpl;nld;.  f#;lkh ,Uf;F.. .

Mkhk; lhf;lu;. .. !;g{d; ,y;yhk CWfha; vLf;f buhk;g f#;lkh ,Uf;F.. .
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fz;zhoia fHl;ol;lh vJt[nk bjupakhl;nl';FJ lhf;lu;.. .

ep$khth.. >

Mkhk; * fz;zhoia fHl;ol;ldh ,y;iyahd;D Tl bjupakhl;nl';FJ lhf;lu; *
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me;j lhf;lu;/ fpspdpf;y vJf;F bgupa juhir fl;o btr;rpUf;fhU >

ng#z;l;Lf;F Rfu; vt;tst[ ,Uf;FD ghu;f;fwJf;fhk; *
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vd; bghz;q g[Fe;j tPl;;Lf;Fg; nghdg;g[wk; buhk;g ,isr;Rl;lh.. .

ep$khth.. >

Mkhk; * fy;ahzj;jd;dpf;F eh';f nghl;l nkhjpuj;ij ,g;g mt tisayh nghl;Lf;fwhd;dh ghU';f.. *
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rhu; * gPnuhy btr;rpUe;j vd;ndhl bkhj;jg; g[litfSk; fhzhk nghr;R..

c';fSf;F ahu; nkyahtJ re;njfk; ,Uf;fh. .>

njha;f;fwJf;F nrhk;ngwpj;jdg;gl;Ll;L vd; fztu;jhd; ahUf;fhtJ vLj;Jf; bfhLj;Jl;lhnuhd;D re;njfkh ,Uf;F.
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jiytu; Vd; mlF filf;fhuiu Tl;ol;L te;J fl;rp kPl;o';y ngrr; brhy;whU.. >

gjtpf;fhf vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytu; bfhs;ifia mlF btr;Rl;lhUd;D ep+gpf;fj;jhd; *
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th$;gha;f;Fk;/ \g;gdhUf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk;.. >

th$;gha; ghf;-nfhl ngrkhl;lhU.  \g;gdhu; ghf;-nfhljhd; ngRthU.. .
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vd;da;ah ,J.. . nkilapy Of;fil gha;yu; ,Uf;F.. >

Of;filapy cl;fhu;e;J ngrpg; ngrpna ek;k jiytUf;Fg; gHf;fkhk;.. . O gha;yiug; ghu;j;jhjhd; mtUf;Fg; ngrnt \L tUkhk;.. .
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vd;dJ.. . m';nfna btl;fg;gl;Lf;fpl;L epf;fpnw.. .> cdf;F ahUk; vJt[k; brhy;ypj; juiyah.. .>

brhy;ypj; je;jh';f. bkhjy;y m";R epkp#k; btl;fg;glqk;-D brhd;dh';f..  mjhd; gl;Lf;fpl;oUf;nfd;. ..
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vd;d lhf;lu; ,J. .. bfhR nghl;nlhitg; bguprh khl;o/ khiybay;yhk; nghl;oUf;fP';f.. >

gpd;nd. . v';fis thHitf;fpw bja;tkhr;nr *
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fpd;d!; rhjid xz;q gz;z Kaw;rp br";Rf;fpl;L ,Uf;nfd;.  eP';fSk; bfh";rk; cjtp gz;zqk;.. .

vd;d gz;zqk;.. .>

,Jtiuf;Fk; 99/999 ngu;fpl;nl fld; th';fpapUf;nfd;.. . xU yl;rkhtJ Msh/ eP';fSk; vdf;F EhW +gha; fld; bfhLj;J cjtp bra;aqk;.. .

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 5-11-2000

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v';fg;gh btspna nghwg;g rl;il nghl;lh ngz;l; nghl khl;lhU.. . ngz;l; nghl;lh rl;il nghl khl;lhU.. .*

buhk;g mrp';fkhapUf;Fnk.. *

mbjg;go mrp';fkhapUf;Fk;. .. rl;il nghl;lh ngz;l;Lf;Fg; gjpyh nt#;o fl;LthU.. . ngz;l; nghl;lh rl;ilf;Fg; gjpyh $pg;gh nghLthU.. .*
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uhj;jpup vl;L kzp Mdh vd; fztu; tPl;Lf; fjitr; rhj;jplwhU.. .

g[Jrh fy;ahzk; Mr;nr./ bfh";r ehs; mg;goj;jhd; ,Uf;Fk;.

ml eP ntw * mtU ghj;jpuk; nja;f;fw tp#ak; btspna ahUf;Fk; bjupaf; Tlhjhk;.
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ehd; vd; kidtpfpl;nl- ahu;fpl;nla[k; brhy;yf; TlhJd;D brhy;yp xU ufrpak; brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R.. .*

Vd;. .. vd;dhr;R. .* >

vy;yhu;fpl;nla[k; ufrpaj;ij ngg;gu;y vGjpf; fhz;gpr;rpl;oUf;fh. ..*
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Vd; c';f kidtp gf;fj;Jy tUk;nghbjy;yhk;  eP';f uhkh/ | uhkhd;D brhy;wP';f.. >

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd/ f#;lk; tUk;nghbjy;yhk; flt[is epidg;ngd;D. ..
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lhf;lu; * vd;dhy kho Vw Koaiy.. .

,e;j kUe;ijr; rhg;gpL';f/ gog;goah FzkhapLk;.
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Vk;gh \o ,Uf;fpw tPl;Lf; fjitj; jl;o yhl;lupr; rPl;L ntqkhd;D nfl;fpw >

mjpu;#;l njtij c';f tPl;Lf; fjitj; jl;wh';f rhu; ..
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ngf;lup !;l;iuf; elf;Fnj/ vd;d tp#ak; >

Kjyhspia o!;kp!; gz;zqk;D nfhupf;if.. .
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rhu; ehd; guPl;ir vGjwg;g ,tidg; ghu;j;Jjhd; vGjpndd;.

rup.. . ,z;lu;t;a{f;F ,tiu Vd; Tl;ol;L te;jP';f >

vdf;F gjpy; bjupahj nfs;tpiaf; nfl;O';fd;dh ,tiuf; nfl;L gjpy; brhy;ntd;.
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vd;dJ.. . +. 500_- bfhLj;J g[j;jfk; th';fpapUf;fpah. ..* vd;d g[j;jfk; O mJ.. .>

rpf;fdkhf thH;tJ vg;go';fpw g[j;jfk;';f *
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v';f khnd$u; gj;jpupif Rje;jpuj;ij gwpf;fpwhU. ..

vg;go >

MgP!;y g[f; gor;rh jpl;whnu. ..
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Vd; rhu; * c';fSilaJ  fhjy; jpUkzkh >

vg;go fbuf;lh brhd;dP';f >

,t;tst[ nkhrkhd rikaiy ,t;tst[ Urpr;R rhg;gplwP';fns * mij tr;Rjhd; fz;Lgpor;nrd; *
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bfhiyfhuidg; gw;wp VjhtJ jfty; fpilr;Rjh >

v!; rhu;.  vd;idj; njl ntz;lhk;/ c';f iff;F rpf;f khl;nld;-D byl;lu; nghl;oUf;fhd;.
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bgg;rp tpsk;guj;Jf;F blz;Ly;fiu Vd; nghl;lh';f .. >

mtUjhd; Xg;gduhr;nr.. .

ed;wp F';Fkk; 10-11-2000

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vd;dJ Tl;lj;Jy ryryg;g[ >

gpd;dhypUe;J ml;rij muprp Jhtwg;g/ mjpypUe;j fy;Y Kd;dhy cl;fhu;e;jpUe;jtu; kz;ilia cilr;rpUr;rhk; *
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khg;gps;is/ Vd; ve;neuKk; jiy thupf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fhu; >

mjhd; gj;jpupifapnyna khg;gps;is bgaUf;F Kd;dhona rpu";rPtpd;D nghl;oUf;Fnj *
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Mgnu#d; jpnal;lUf;F nghwJf;F ig gh!; tHp nghl;oUf;fh';fns/ Vd; >

iggh!; ru;$up gz;z lhf;lu; ,e;j tHpapyjhd; nghthuhk; *
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uhg;gpr;ir Vd; ftiyah ,Uf;fhd; >

gpr;irapy fpilf;fpw tUkhdj;ij fzf;Ff; fhl;lnt f#;lkhapUf;fhk;.  ,e;j epiyapy;/ Fnuhu;gjpapy ntw gupR fpilr;rpUf;fhk; *
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,e;j lhf;lu; Fj;Jr; rz;il tPuuhnk.. *

Mkhk;/ mbjg;go c';fSf;Fj; bjupa[k; >

fpspdpf; thry;y fhJ/ \f;F/ rz;il !;bg#yp!;l;D nghu;L tr;rpUf;fhnu *

ed;wp FKjk; 9-11-2000

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