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ghDg;upah vJf;F fz; lhf;liu fd;!y;l; gz;wh';f >

xnu rkaj;Jy ehy";R bkfh rPupay;y eof;f ntz;oapUf;fhk;.  mjhd;/ vf;!;l;uh fz;zPu; Ruf;f itf;f Koa[khd;D nfl;fwh';f *
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r';F rf;fuj;ij ifahnyna Rj;Jwh';fns/ ahu; ,t';f >

uk;ah fpU#;zdhk;' *
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vd;dJ.. m#;lyl;Rkpfs; ngiu vGjr; brhd;dJf;F/ vf;!;l;uhth ,d;bdhU yl;Rkp ngiua[k; vGjpj; je;jpah. .>

Mkh.. . Rtyl;Rkp ngiu.. .
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I!;tu;ahuhia xU Ms; tu;wpahd;D Tg;gpl;lhd;dpna.. . mg;g[wk; vd;d Mr;R >

I!; tu;wpah-d;wijj;jhd; mg;go  Tg;gpl;lhdhk; *
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c';f igad; epiwa rpdpkh ghu;g;ghndh >

Vd; nfl;fwP';f >

rp `ghu; bfs-d;D brhy;ypj; je;jh/ bfsry;ahnthl RUf;fkh rhu;d;D nfl;fwhnd *
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vd;d rhu;/ c';f kidtpfpl;l uhjpfh brsj;up th';fpl;L te;Jl;nld;D brhy;wP';f >

eP';f ntw/ ehd; brhd;dJ uhjpfh !;lt; jpupia *
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I!;tu;ah uha; mjpfk;nghdh gjpid";R gl';fs;y Tl eor;rpUf;f khl;lh';f/ Mdh/ mt';fis btr;R Ehj;Jf;fzf;fhd gl';fis vLj;jpUf;fwjh g[Ulh tplwP';fns.. *

ml.. . glk;-D ehd; brhd;dJ/ !;oy; nghl;nlhit.. .*
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nfhit rushfpl;nl/ vd; ngu; tontYd;D brhd;dJk;/ czu;r;rp trg;gl;L...

vd;d br";rh';f >

vd; \";rpapnyna/ X';fp xU Fj;J tpl;lh';f.. .*
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g[buhoa{ru; vJf;F kPdh.. . ntzh';fwhu; >

mtu; brhy;wJ/ y";r;Rf;F kPd; ntz;lhk;D *
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n$hjpfh/ Nu;ah buz;L ngUf;Fk; xU xj;Jik ,Uf;fh.. . vd;dJ >

buz;L ngu; ngu;ya[k; btspr;rk; ,Uf;nf. ..*
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eP';f n$hjpfh urpfuh ,Uf;fyhk;.  mJf;fhf/ tpisahl;Lg; nghl;oapy n$hjpiaj; Jhf;fpf;fpl;L XLwJf;F gjpyh n$hjpfhitj; Jhf;fpl;L Xlwkhjpup rPd; itf;fpwJ bfh";r';Tl ey;yhapy;iy *
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iluf;lu;/ njtahdpfpl;nl bry;yk;kh-D Vnjh brhy;whnu/ ghujp glj;Jy eor;rijg; ghuhl;lwhnuh >

cQ^k;.. . ,d;dpf;F #^l;o'; Ko";rhr;R/ eP bry;yk;kh-d;Djhd; brhy;ypf;fpl;oUf;fhu;.

ed;wp FKjk; 2-11-2000
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jiyjPghtspf;F cd;ndhl khkdhu; Kiwg;go vy;yhk; br";rhuh.. >

k;.. . Kiwg;go br";rhu;.. . Mdh/ Kiwr;rgo br";rhu; *
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vd;d';f ,J.. . $t[spf;filf;F !;lt;/ muprp/ ghj;jpuk;/ gz;lk;D blk;nght[y te;J ,wf;fpapUf;fP';f.. .>

vd; kidtp g[lit vLf;fg; nghwh *
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me;j $t[spf;filapy xU g[lit vLj;jJf;F vdf;F miu khrk; rk;gsk; bfhLj;jh';f. ..

vJf;F.. .>

g[lit bryf;l; gz;z gjpd";R ehs; filapnyna j';fpapUe;njnd *
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vd;d';f.. . gf;fj;J tPl;L ghDnthl ehd; Jzp vLf;fg;nghnwd;.  xU thuj;Jf;Fj; njitahdijr; rikr;R/ `g;up$;y btr;rpUf;nfd;.  jpUk;gp tu ehs; Mdh/ ml;$!;l; gz;zp Xl;ly;y rhg;gpl;Lf;F';f.  ehd; mg;gg;g nghd; gz;zpg; ngrnwd;. ..
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lhf;lu;. .. clk;g[ buhk;g Nlh ,Uf;F. ..

mg;goah.. . >

Mkh lhf;lu;.  btoiaf; ifahy bjhl;lhny clnd btor;rpLJ *
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vd;dJ. .. bkfh rPupay; btoah.. .>

Mkh rhu;.. . xU jlit btor;r btoiana kWgoa[k; kWgoa[k; btt;ntw neuj;Jy btof;f itf;fyhk;.. .
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Qnyh.. . ,d;!;bgf;lu; rhuh > ehd; btof;fg; nghnwd;. buz;L fhd;!;lgpis mDg;gpitf;f Koa[kh >

vJf;F >

jf;f ghJfhg;g[ld; btof;ft[k;-D brhy;wh';fns. .. mjhd;.. .*
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jiyjPghtspf;F te;j khg;gps;is/ jpOu;D CUf;Fj; jpUk;gpg; nghapl;lhuhnk.. . Vd; >

jiyapy r';F rf;fuj;ij bfhSj;jptpl;L jiyjPghtsp bfhz;lhlwJjhd; v';f Cu;g; gHf;fk;-D brhd;ndd;.. .
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vJf;Flh uhf;bfl;y/ bgl;nuhy; tpiy.. . fpah!; tpiy-D vGjp bfhSj;jp tplnw.. .>

mg;go vGjpdh/ ey;y caukh nght[Jlh.. .
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Vk;gh. .. vd;idf; fl;og;nghl;Ll;L gPnuhit cilr;R xU yl;r +ghia vLj;nj rup. .. mJy Kg;gjhapuj;ij Vd; vd;fpl;lna tpl;Ll;L fpsk;gnw >

Kg;gJ rjtpfpjk; jPghtsp js;Sgo rhkP *
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me;j Mis vJf;F nghyP!; gpor;Rf;fpl;Lg; nghFJ >

\ypifg; gl;lhR jahu; gz;zhuhk; *
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vd; kidtp vd;id xU ntiyf;fhud; khjpup elj;jwhs;.

eP';f xz;qk; nfl;f khl;O';fsh.. .>

jPghtsp ,dhk; nfl;lnd *
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mk;kh * jPghtsp md;dpf;F ehd; ntiyf;F tukhl;nld;. ..

guthapy;iy * md;dpf;F Iaht[f;F MgP!; yPt[jhd;. ..
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bt';fha bto bfhL';f *

rpd;d bt';fha btoah > bgupa bt';fha btoah >
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fhf;if/ FUtp v';fs; $hjp-d;D ghujpahu; ghol;Lg; nghdJ xUtpjj;Jy Mgj;Jjhd; *

Vd; brhy;wP';f.. >

mJ';f/ jg;gh g[up";Rf;fpl;L/ jdpf; fl;rp Muk;gpr;rhYk; Muk;gpr;RLk; *
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me;j lhf;lUf;F MdhYk; my;g g[j;jp *

vg;go >

uhf;bfl; tpl fhyp lhdpf; ghl;oy; ghjp tpiyf;F fpilf;Fk;-D Qh!;gply;y nghu;L btr;rpUf;fhnu.. .*
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V';f.. . yl;Rkp bto ,Uf;fh >

mbjy;yhk; gHR';f. .. nyl;l!;lh n$hjpfh bto ,Uf;F.. . ntqkh >
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,J vd;d m.jp.K.f - fh';fpu!; bto. .>

ghu;f;fwJf;F rp';fps; bto khjpupjhd; bjupa[k;.  Mdh/ gj;j btr;rh buz;L gf;fk; ngha; jdpj;jdpah btof;Fk; *
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tf;fPyhd ek;k khg;gps;is ,e;jj; jlit jPghtspf;F FLk;gj;njhl tuypahk;. ..

guthapy;iyna *

CQ^k;. mJf;F e#;l<lh gj;jhapuk; +gha; gzk; nfl;L vGjpapUf;fhu;.. .
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jPghtspf;F ifjpfSf;F vy;yhk; vd; ifahy br";r !;tPl; juyhk;D ,Uf;nfd;. ..

mt';fSf;F Vw;bfdnt bfhLj;jpUf;fpw jz;lid gj;jhjh >
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vd;d';f.. .

gPnuht[f;Ff; fPnH vWk;g[ bkha;f;FJ';f.. .

tpL. .. gPnuh MLJd;D ehd;jhd; ikNu;ghif fPnH btr;R Kl;Lf; bfhLj;njd; *
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vJf;F btor;rpupg;g[ rpupf;fnw. ..>

c';f mk;kh ifapy gl;lhR btor;RLr;R *
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vd; bghz;lhl;o g{ khjpupD beidr;nrd;/ Mdh.. . mt buhk;g vup";R tpHwh *

mg;g kj;jhg;g{ khjpupD brhy;Y *
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ill;lhdpf; glf;fjhehafp nfj; tpd;!;byl;Lf;Fr; rkPgj;jpy; yz;ld; M!;gj;jpupapy; bgz;FHe;ij gpwe;jJ

-bra;jp
re;njh#j;jpy; \H;fpg; nghapUg;ghnu *
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ntiy fpilf;f ntz;o jpUtz;zhkiyapy; gl;lg;gog;g[ rhd;wpjH;fSld; fpuptyk; te;j mjpra ,is"u;.

-bra;jp
mg;g/ mJ ofpuptyk; *
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bfhYR jpUoa jha[k; kfSk; ifJ

-bra;jp
iffSf;Ff; fhg;g[-k; fpilj;jpUf;Fnk *
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muprp tpahghupf;Ff; FHe;ij gpwe;jJ.

-bra;jp
me;jf; FHe;ij beha;.. . beha;. .. vd;W mHhky; ,Ue;jhy; rup *
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gpujku; th$;gha;f;F Mgnu#d; Koe;J/ fhypy; fl;Lg; nghl;Ls;sdu;.

-bra;jp
,g;gonaDk; ,e;jg; gpuk;kr;rhupf;F xU fhy;fl;L- nghl;Ltpl;lhu;fnsh *
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Jhj;Jf;Foapy; nghyp rPy; jahu;bra;J t';fpapy; nkhro bra;jtu; ifJ.

-bra;jp
nghyp rPy; jahupg;ghndd;.. . nghyPrpy; khl;Lthndd; *
ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 29-10-2000
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g[ijay; fpilr;r khjpup tu;w rPd;y vg;go mt;tst[ ner;Ruyh eor;rP';f >

rPd; Ko";rJk; rk;gsk; ju;nwd;D brhd;dh';f/ mjdhyjhd; *
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gyruf;Ff; fil Muk;gpg;gjw;fhfth cd;idf; ifJ gz;zp jz;lid bfhLj;jhu;fs; >

Mkhk; - f";rh/ mgpd;/ gl;il/ rhuhak; nghd;w gy ruf;Ffs; fil my;yth Muk;gpj;njd; *
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jhj;jht[f;F ,g;g vy;yhk; gf;jp mjpfkhfp tpl;lJ.

mJf;fhf/ urk; ntz;lhk; gf;jp urk;jhd; ntz;Lk; vd;wh nfl;L mlk; gz;zwJ >
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FLk;gf; fl;Lg;ghL gz;zpf;f/ ,y;ny FLk;gj;ij fl; gz;zpl;L rhkpahuh nghapLg;gh *

Vz;lh mg;gor; brhy;nw >

vd; xU MSf;F kl;Lk; nghJkhd brhj;ij btr;Rf;fpl;L epiwa bgj;Jg; nghlwPna *
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rYhd;-fhuiu kPl;o';Ff;F jiyik jh';f brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; > vd;d Mr;R >

jiytUf;F mtu; ifahy Jz;ilg; nghu;j;j brhd;dJk;/ Jz;ilg; nghu;j;jpdtu; gHf;f njh#j;Jy/ igapypUe;j fj;jpia vLj;J/ nkilapnyna mtUf;F n#t;- gz;z Muk;gpr;Rl;lhu; *
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mof;fo cd; khkpahiuf; bfhy;y Kaw;rp gz;wpahnk. .. Vd; >

Kaw;rp jpUtpidahFk;D epidr;Rj;jhd; *
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fld; md;ig Kwpf;Fk;.

filf;fhuu; brhd;dhuh ,g;go >

,y;iy.  vd; fhjyp brhd;dhs;.  gj;J +gha; fld; nfl;l rkak;.
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tpnehjkhd tHf;F xd;W te;Js;sJ nte;nj * xU bgz;iz ,uz;L Mz;fs; jd; kidtp my;y vd;W brhy;fpwhu;fs;.

me;jg; bgz; vd;d brhy;fpwhs; >

,Utiua[nk jd; fztd;jhd; vd;W brhy;fpwhs; *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 3-11-2000
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jPghtspf;F te;j gl';fs;yna c';f glk; kl;Le;jhd; FLk;gj;njhl ghf;fw khjpup ,Ue;Jr;R *

mg;goah.. . buhk;g re;njh#k;.. . vij itr;Rr; brhy;wP';f >

kj;j gl';fs; vy;yhk; Qt[!;`g[y; Mapl;ljhy/ of;bfl; fpilf;fy.. . c';f glk; fhypahapUe;jjhny FLk;gj;njhl ghf;f Ko";rJd;D brhy;y te;njd; *
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xU fl;L btoapy; xz;qjhd; btof;Fkhnk.. . Vd; mg;go >

mJjhz;o xypk;gpf; bto *
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v';f jhj;jhfpl;l jPghtspf;F kj;jhg;g[ th';fpl;L tur; brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;Rlh *

Vz;lh >

n$hjpfh rpupf;fpw khjpup glj;ij th';fpl;L te;J/ ,jhd; kj;jhg;g[';fwhu; *
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mtU nghyp lhf;lu;D vij btr;rp brhy;nw. ..>

ghk;g[ for;rpor;rp lhf;lu;D brhd;dJf;F/ jPghtsp btof;fily ghk;g[ khj;jpiu tpf;Fk;.  th';fpr; rhg;gpL';fd;D brhd;dhnu.. .
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jPghtspf;F vy;nyhUf;Fk; Jzp th';fpdpna. ..>

vdf;F vd;do th';fpd >

c';f ngu;yjh';f fld;  th';fpndd; *
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ek;k jiytu; Vd; buhk;g nrhfkh ,Uf;fhu;.. .>

mtnuhl thH;f;ify vj;jidnah jPghtsp te;Jl;Lg; nghapLr;rhk; * Mdh bto CHy;-D ,Jtiuf;Fk; xz;qk; bra;aiynad;D buhk;g `gPy; gz;whu; *
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,e;jg; ghk;g[ khj;jpiuapypUe;J tu;w g[if clk;g[f;F ey;yjh >.. . vg;go >

,J ey;y ghk;g[ khj;jpiu rhu; *
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vJf;F Mlw gy;iy ,d;Dk; vLf;fhk ,Uf;nf >

jPghtspf;F vd; kidtp ikNu;ghf; bra;nwd;D brhy;ypapUf;fh. .. mjdhy lhf;lUf;F vJf;F tPz; bryt[ gz;zqk; *
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Crp bto ,t;tst[ tpiyah.. . Vk;g;gh >

,J o!;ngh!gps; Crp bto rhu; *
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vd;djhd; bkfh rPupay; vLj;jhYk; ,e;j khjpup bghWikiar; nrhjpf;ff;TlhJ.. .*

vd;dhr;R >

gl;lhR bfhSj;jw rPd;y jpup gj;J ehsh g[!;!%D vup";Rf;fpl;nl ,Uf;F.. .*
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jPghtspf;F ehY ehs; Kd;dhona c';f mk;khit tur; brhy;Y';f.. .

vJf;Fo.. .>

ek;g tPl;L ntiyf;fhup yPt[ vLj;JD CUf;Fg; nghwhshk; *
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jPghtsp ilk;y vd; bghz;q fy;ahzj;ij btr;rJ jg;gh nghr;R. ..

Vd; >

fy;ahzg; gj;jpupifia khg;gps;is jPghtsp kyu; ir!;y nghlr; brhy;whU.. .
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vd;d';f.. . ,e;j btoapy \g;gdhu; glk; nghl;oUf;F. ..>

th';fpfpl;Lg; nghap gj;j itr;Rj;jhd; ghU';fnsd;. .. ,J lkhy;D btof;Fkh. .. uhf;bfl; khjpup nky nghFkh. .. ,y;iy g[!;thzk; MfpLkhd;D bjupahJ. .. * xnu FHg;gkh ,Uf;Fk; *
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Myhgid Ko";R/ ghftju; Vd; ,d;Dk; ghl thiaj; jpwf;fny >

thiaj; jpwe;J ghl Muk;gpr;rh kWepkp#nk uhf;bfl; bto tpLnthk;D bry;nghd;y kpul;ly; te;jjhk;.  mjhd; KHpf;fpwhU *
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eP';f lhf;luh ,Uf;fyhk;. .. mJf;fhf Crpg; gl;lhir th';fpl;L/ Tlnt rpup";$; gl;lhira[k; nfl;lh vg;go ..>
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Vd; rhu; besp";R besp";R elf;fwP';f >

kwjpapy; ghk;g[ khj;jpiuia KG';fpl;nld; *
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V';f.. . ek;k tPl;Lf;F xU bfhs;isf;fhud; tu;wJ khjpup fdt[ fz;nld; *

ek;k khg;gps;is jiy jPghtspf;F ehisf;F tuhu; ..*

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 29-10-2000
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