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murpaypy; epue;ju vjpupa[k; ,y;iy/ epue;ju ez;gDk; ,y;iyd;D brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R...

Vd; jiytnu >

epue;jug; gjtpa[k; ,y;iyd;D rPl; juiy *
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fl;blWk;g[ for;r vdf;F fGij for;rJf;fhd l;uPl;bkd;l; bfhLf;FwP';fns... Vd; lhf;lu; >

c';fis for;rJ fGij nja;";R fl;blWk;ghdjh ,Uf;fyhk;y mjhd; *
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ek;k jiytUk;/ Tl;lzpf; fl;rpj; jiytUk; iffisg; gpor;Rf;fpl;L/ Jz;lhy kiwr;RUf;fh';fns... Vd; >

!Pl; nguk; ngRwh';fshk; *
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muz;kidapy; vd;d fyhl;lh >

kd;du; nju; th';fpdjpny br";r CHy; bjup";rp nghr;rhk; *
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vd; tPl;Lf;fhuUf;F gpof;fhjij ehd; bra;ant khl;nld;.

ey;yJ * kidtpd;dh cd;id khjpupjhd; ,Uf;fqk;.

mjdhyjhd; mtiuna rikr;R rhg;gpl brhy;ypl;nld;.
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me;j fpupf;bfl; tPuupd; jiy bkhl;ilah ,Uf;nf * VjhtJ ntz;Ljyh >

mbjy;yhk; xz;qkpy;ny/ xU #hk;g[ tpsk;guj;jpy; eor;rjpypUe;Jjhd; ,g;go MapLr;rp *
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ehd; kf;fSf;fhf vt;tsnth br";rpUf;nfd; *

v';nf * mjpy xz;q/ buz;il brhy;Y';f ghu;f;fyhk; * >

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Kjd; Kjyh cd; fhjypnahl btspapy nghapUf;nf. btWk; 10 +ghjhd; bryt[ gz;qdpah > Vd; >

ehd; vd;d gz;wJ > mtfpl;nl 10 +ghjhnd ,Ue;jJ.
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khl;Lf;F vjdhy m$Puzf; nfhshW te;jJ >

fz;l fz;l Tl;lzpr; Rtbuhl;ofisj; jpd;dJdhyjhd; *
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,d;!;bgf;lu;/ vdf;F xU kpul;ly; fLjhrp te;jpUf;F.

ahu; vGjpdJ >

vd; khkpahu;jhd;. clnd g[wg;gl;L ,';nf tu;wh';fshk; *
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jiytu; Vd; nfhu;l;nyu;e;J tUk;nghJ thia \of;fpl;nl tu;whU...>

mtnuhl brhj;ijbay;yhk; gpL';fpl;lh';fshk;.
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c';f igad; Vd; brf;a{upl;o ntiyf;Fj;jhd; nghntd;D brhy;whd;...>

mJyjhd; $hg; brf;a{upl;o ,Uf;Fkhk;.
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ghjp glj;Jf;F nky fjhehafd; tpy;ydh khwpl;lhU

Vd;...

jahupg;ghsu; ngrpd gzj;ij bfhLf;fiyahk;.

ed;wp FKjk; 22-3-2001
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EhW kpy;yp ypl;lu; vd;d >

brk fpf; rhu; *
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me;j btl;oahd; Vd; ,t;tst[ re;njh#g;glwhd; >

epiwa gpz tut[ tuh khjpup fdt[ fz;lhdhk; *
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,d;lu; bel;';fpw g[idg; bgaupy; fij vGjpaJ jg;ghg; nghr;rp.. .*

Vd; >

vdf;F itu!; te;jpUr;rp *
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,e;jg; glj;njhl jahupg;ghsu; Fil fk;bgdp tr;rpUf;fhu;-D vg;go brhy;nw >

,ilntisf;F gjpyh Filntis-D nghlwh';fns *
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lhf;lu; xnu ,Ukyh ,Uf;F >

eP';f gzf;fhuuh ,Uf;fyhk;... mJf;fhf xnu xU ,Uky; te;jJf;nf vd;idj; njo tuqkh >
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c';f igaidf; bfh";rk; fz;or;R ita[';f rhu; *

V';f... VjhtJ FWk;g[ gz;zpdhdh >

MHk; bjupahky; fhiy tplhnjd;D brhy;ypf; bfhLj;jh ifia tplyhkh rhu;d;D byhs;sh nfl;fwhd; *
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jpdKk; xU gHk; nru;j;jh clk;g[ njWk;D nghd khrnk brhd;ndnd... filg; gpof;fiyah >

eP';f brhd;dgojhd; bra;njd; * ,Jtiuf;Fk; tPl;Lny xU Tilapny Kg;gJ gHk; nru;j;J tr;rpUf;nfd; *
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,t;tst[ bgupa f;a{ epf;Fnj... vJf;fhf >

,J f;a{ ,y;yP';f * nju;jYf;F g[Jrh nru;e;jpUf;Fk; Tl;lzp *
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ntl;ghsu; Vd; Kf\o mzp";Rf;fpl;Lg; ngrwhU >

nghd nju;jy;ny b$apr;r gpwF bjhFjpf;nf nghfyahk; * me;j \";rpiaf; fhl;l gae;Jfpl;L Kf\o mzp";Rf;fpl;L ,Uf;fhuhk; *
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ntl;ghsu; Vnjh bghl;lyk; fl;of; bfhz;L te;jpUf;fhnu/ mJ vd;dthk; >

mtuJ nju;jy; rpd;dk; vWk;ghk; * mJ Xog; nghfhnk ,Uf;fg; bghl;lyk; fl;of; bfhz;L te;jpUf;fhu; *
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,e;jj; jlit vd; rhu;ghfj; nju;jy; gpurhuk; bra;a u#;a $dhjpgjp g[#;n#h my;yJ rp';fg;g{u; gpujk ke;jpup th$;ghnah tu xg;g[f;fpl;L...

Vd; ntl;ghsu; ,g;go csu;whU >

,g;goj; jg;g[j; jg;gh cswpdhj;jhd; murpay;y ePz;lfhyk; ePof;f Koa[k;D ntw brhy;thU *
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c';fs; Ml;rpf;fhyj;jpy; Mapuf; fzf;fhd kuf;-fd;Wfis el;ljhff; TWfpwPu;fns... mtw;wpy; xd;whtJ kug;-gRthf tsu;e;jpUf;fpwjh >
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jiytu; mtru mtrukh ,e;jg; bghJf; Tl;lj;Jf;F te;JUf;fhu;-D brhy;wpna... vg;go >

mtu; njhs;ny Jz;Lf;Fg; gjpyh jhtzp bjh';Fnj *
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me;j nfhO!;tud; bgz; gpj;jdh >

Mkh... mtd; nyO!;tud; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 18-3-2001
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v';nf ngha;j; bjhiye;jha; >

up#p ghu;f;f FUnt
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Vd; jpdKk; xU brhl;L kz;bzz;izia cz;oaypy; Cj;jnw >

vup bghUs; nrkpa[';fs;-D murh';fnk brhy;Ynj *
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rPf;fukh guPl;ir vGjp Kor;rpl;lh xU jlit jpUk;gpg;ghU.

jpUk;gpg; ghu;j;jhy; rhu; jpl;wh';fg;gh *
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vd; fztu; ,g;g Kd;g[ khjpup ,y;yhky; jiyfPHh khwpl;lhu;...

vg;go >

fhjypf;Fk;nghJ vd;id uk;gh... uk;gh...d;D g[fH;e;jtu; ,g;g ghuk;... ghuk;...D brhy;whu;O*
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nfkuhitg; nghl;L cilf;fpwhnu... iluf;lUf;F mg;go vd;d nfhgk; >

,e;jf; nfkuhy mtu; vLj;j rpdpkhbty;yhk; g;shg; MapLjhnk *
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j';f eiff;F nyhd; fpilf;F kh';f >

fpilf;Fnk.. .*  vt;tst[ nyhd; ntqk; c';fSf;F >

bghz;q fy;ahzj;Jf;F xU 10 gt[d; th';fqk;. mJf;Fj; njithadijf; bfhL';f*
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ehd; kidtpf;F gag;glkhl;nld; *

vg;go >

vdf;Fj;jhd; fy;ahznk Mfiyna *
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vd;d * cd; fztu; buz;L fhJnya[k; g";ir btr;Rfpl;L Jh';fwhU...>

mtU tpLw Fwl;il rg;jnk mtUf;Ff; nfl;L Jhf;fk; KHpr;Rlf; TlhJ ghU/ mjhd;.
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naht; jufnu * bghz;q mepahaj;Jf;F xy;ypah ,Uf;fhnsa;ah *

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd/ bghz;nzhl mg;gh CJtj;jp fk;bgdp btr;rpUf;fhu;D...
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vd; fztu; thuj;Jy xU ehs;jhd; Fog;ghU.

guthapy;iyna...

Mkhk; * mtU xU jlit For;rhny MW ehs; nghijy ,Ug;ghU.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 23-3-2001
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vd;d me;j nghyP!; !;nl#dpy; ATM-D nghl;oUf;F...>

Any Time kh\y; th';Fth';fshk;.
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nr... gpzj;Jf;F nghlw brd;l;-lhl;lk; ,Uf;F *

eP';fjhnd gho-!;g;nu nfl;O';f *
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nju;jy;y epw;f tPzh bryt[ gz;zhk me;jg; gzj;ij VjhtJ `igdhd;!; fk;bgdpy nghlqk;D vd; kidtp brhy;ypl;lh...

vg;go ghu;j;jhYk; c';f blghrpl; fhyp *
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c';fis Vw;bfdnt ,d;bdhU tPl;Ly ghj;j khjpup ,Uf;nf *

Qp...Qp... ,J vd;ndhl rpd;d tPL';f...
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eP';fjhd; FLk;gj; jiytuh...>

nr * nr... vd;ndhl kidtpjhd; FLk;gj; jiytp... ehd; Rk;kh cjtp FLk;g jiytu;';f *...

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 18-3-2001
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