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Mgnu#d; gz;wJf;Fs;ns mtrug;gl;Ll;lhnu *
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  mona * ehd; rhkpahu; Mfptpl;nld; *

rup/ ,g;gthtJ ehYfhR rk;ghjpf;fg; ghU';f.. .
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jiyf;F ntg;gk;-g{ th';fpl;L te;J tr;Rf;fr; brhy;whU *
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,Ue;jhYk; ek;k bjhz;lu;fs; ,g;go ,';fpjk; ,y;yhk ele;jpUf;ff; TlhJa;ah >

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brUg;g[g; nghlhkg; nghwhnu *
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Me;jpuhtpy; \iyf;F \iy fhz;lk; tpw;gid Fiwe;j tpiyf;F fhz;lk; ju muR Kot[ * - bra;jp

of;bfl; Tl xU fhz;lk; ju;wP';fns >

ehyzh rpy;yiu ,y;iy rhu;.. . mJf;Fg; gjpyhj;jhd; xU.
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,d;idf;F uhkhazj;jpypUe;J Re;ju fhz;lk; elj;jg; nghnwd; *

mg;god;dh fhkNj;uh/ !;iguy;/ nfhQpDhu; fhz;lbky;yhk; vd;idf;F
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ehd; nfhu;l;Ly nghl;oUe;j buz;L nfi!a[k; js;Sgo gz;zpl;lh';fg;gh *

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Moj;js;Sgoahk;.. .*
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,Ue;jhYk; ek;k jiytu; buhk;g Xtuh rFdk; ghu;f;fwhU *

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ghu;ypbkz;l;Lf;Fg; nghFk;nghJ FWf;nf fUg;g[g; g{id gil te;JLr;rpd;D jpUk;gp te;jpl;lhnu >
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kpsfha;j; Jhs; tpahghupf;F vg;go vd; bghz;izf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf; bfhLf;fwJ *

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vd; bghz;q fz; fy';fhk thHKoahnj *
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,y;yP';f/ vy;yhnk bgapz;l; mor;r g!;jhd;.. .*
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vd;d';f.. . jiytU nkil g{uh xU +gh/ buz;L +gh/ m";R +gh ehza';fisf; bfhl;o tr;rpUf;fpwhU >

mtiu ehzak; ,y;yhjtUd;D Cu;y vy;yhUk; brhd;dh';fshk; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 3-9-2000
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vd;dJ/ mtu;fs; iQblf; fhjyu;fsh >

Mkhk;/ Kd;g[ gdfy; ghu;f;fpy; cl;fhu;e;J ngrpf; bfhz;oUe;jt';f. ,g;nghJ illy; ghu;f;Ff;F te;Jl;lh';fns. .*
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uhj;jpup gdpbuz;L kzpf;F rghtpny kpUj';fk; thrpf;fqkh *   ahUnk ,Uf;fkhl;lh';fns >

eP';fjhnd/ jdp Mtu;j;jdk; bra;a tha;g;g[ nfl;O';f *
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khg;gps;is o.tp ghu;j;J buhk;gf; bfl;Lg; nghapl;lhu;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.

MgPRf;F nghfhk. fhjy; brt;tha;-D ek;k bghz;qfpl;l bfh";rpf;fpl;oUf;fhnu *
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Xo/ Xo mYj;Jg; nghapLr;Rd;D brhy;Ywhnu/ mtu; bgupa Xl;lg; ge;ja tPuuh >

,y;iy igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Kjyhsp.
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kju; brz;obkz;l; glj;Jy ruj;Fkhu; eor;rhUd;dh vd;d  ngU itg;ghU.

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Mgnu#d; jpnal;lupy; gLf;fr; brhd;dh Vd; khu;r;Rtupapy; gLj;jpUf;fP';f >

Rw;wp tisr;R ,';Fjhnd bfhz;L tUtP';f *
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fl;rpf;fhf jpdk; ,Ugj;J ehY kzp neuk; ciHf;fnwd; bjupa[kh >

ntz;lhk; jiytnu.. . nygu; MgP!;nyUe;J VjhtJ gpurpid gz;zg; nghwh';f.. .*
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Vd; me;j vGj;jhsu; buz;L ld; ngg;gu; nfl;fwhU >
 
bkfh bjhlUf;F trdk; vGj tha;g;g[ fpilr;rpUf;fhk;.
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fy;ahz gj;jpupify khg;gps;isnahl ngiua[k; fhnzhk;.. . bghz;nzhl ngiua[k; fhnzhnk.. . Vd; rhu; >

,J ufrpa jpUkzkhr;nr *
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jiytUf;F lhf;lu; gl;lk; bfhLj;jJ jg;ghfptpl;ljh *

Mkhk;.. . eu;!p'; nQhk; itj;J jur; brhy;yp mlk; g[of;fpwhu; *

ed;wp FKjk; 7-9-2000
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igad; ,Uf;fpw ,lnk bjupahJ-D jufu; brhd;dg;g/ khg;gps;is gukrhJ-D epidr;nrhk;. .. Mdh ,g;gj;jhd; bjupa[J - mtu; jiykiwthapUf;fhU-D *
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rp!;lu;.. . vd;d ,J. .. vy;yh ng#z;l;LfSk; fl;oYf;F moapy gLj;jpUf;fh';f. >

Tiu ,o";R tpGe;Jl;lh vd;d gz;wJd;D gag;gLwh';f rhu;.. .*
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kidtp - ehd; brj;j gpwF brhu;f;fj;Jf;Fg; nghntd;.. . eP';f .. >

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fztd; - brhu;f;fj;Jy eP ,Ug;gpna *
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gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhu; epa{!; gof;f Xrp ngg;gu; nfl;fpwhUd;D brhy;yp ngg;giu epWj;jpdJ jg;gh nghr;R.. .

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,g;g epa{!; ghu;j;Jl;L ju;nwd;D brhy;yp o.tp-ia xrp nfl;fpwhU.. .*
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vd;d.. .  ek;k jiytu; ,g;gy;yhk; ghl;Lg; ghl Muk;gpr;RlwhU >

mtUf;F tha;!; ,Uf;Fd;D fhz;gpf;fj;jhd;.. *
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ek;k rl;rpy CHiyf; fz;fhzpf;f gj;J ngu; bfhz;l xU FG mikf;fg; nghnwhk;.

me;jg; gj;J ngu;y vd;ida[k; nghl;Lf;f';f.. . vt;tst[ gzk; ntzhYk; ju;nwd; *
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fhgnu eoiff;Fk; fpupf;bfl; gpnsaUf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; .. >

fhgnu eoif';f Mor; rk;ghjpg;gh';f.. . fpupf;bfl; gpnsaU';f Mlhk rk;ghjpg;gh';f.. .*
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lhf;lu;/ vdf;F mof;fo fGj;Jtyp tUJ.. .

bghz;lhl;oiaj; jiyy Jhf;fp btr;Rf;fpl;L Modh.. . ,g;goj;jhd;. *
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vdf;Fg; bghWikna ,Uf;fkhl;nl';FJ lhf;lu;.. .*

buz;L/ \q bkfh rPupay; ehlfk; ngu; vGjpj; ju;nwd;.  bjhlu;e;J ghU';f.. .*
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ehisf;F v';f MgP!;y ,d;!;bgf;#d; elf;fg; nghFJ.. *

mJf;F ehd; vd;d bra;aqk;.. >

Jhf;fk; tuhk ,Uf;f VjhtJ khj;jpiu vGjpf; bfhL';f lhf;lu; *
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me;j Ms; nghyp lhf;lu;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.. .>

gpd;d .. *  vd;ndhl g;sl;y a{upah epiwa ,Uf;F..  . mjdhy jiyKo ey;yh tsUk;D brhy;whnu.. .*
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,d;Dk; bfh";r neuk; nyl;lh te;jpUe;jP';fd;dh mt;tst[jhd; *

capUf;nf Mgj;J te;jpUf;Fk;-D brhy;wP';fsh lhf;lu; >

,y;ny.. . ehd; fpspdpf;if ,Gj;J \ol;L tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapUg;ngd;.. ..
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lhf;lu;/ xU thukh gpd;dho jiyKo xnu bfhl;wJ.. .

Kd;dho vg;gthtJ ,J khjpup bfhl;oapUf;fh. >

,y;ny lhf;lu;.. . gpd;dho jhd; bfhl;oapUf;F.. .*
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eh';fs; Ml;rpf;F te;jhy; ghYk; njDk; bgUfp XLk;-D brhd;dP';fns.. .>

brhd;dJ cz;ikjhd;.  Mdh/ v';f Rfhjhu mikr;ru;/ mg;go ele;jhy; ehl;oy; <f;fSk;  vWk;g[fSk; bgUfp kf;fSf;Fj; jPuhj; bjhy;iy ahFk;-D brhd;djhy; me;jj; jpl;lj;ijf; iftpl;Ltpl;nlhk;. *
 
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rhu;.. .,e;jg; g[lit nyl;l!;l; khly;.. . fl;odh Ng;guh ,Uf;Fk;.. .*

mbjy;yhk; Kf;fpakpy;ny.. . Jitf;fpwJf;F <rpah ,Uf;Fkhd;D brhy;Y';f.. .*
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ru;f;f!py; gy;oaor;Rg; gzk; nru;j;nj ,td; bgupa yl;rhjpgjp Mapl;lhd;.. .*

mg;g gy;o kpy;ypadu;-D brhy;Y *
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uapy;nt !;nl#d;fspy; Fw;wthspfisf; fz;fhzpf;f tponah fhkpuh bghUj;jg;gLk;.  -bra;jp

nr.. .  tponah fhkpuh btr;Rf;Tl buz;L bghl;oa fhnzhk; *

mg;goah.. . bghl;oa v';f btr;rP';f >

ml/ fhzhkg; nghdJ buz;L uapy; bghl;oa;ah *
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,tiu khjpup xU f";rg; ngu;tHpia eP';f ghu;j;jpUf;fnt khl;O';f *

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fy;ahz tponah bryt[ kpr;rk; gz;zqk;D brhy;yp jd; bghz;nzhl fy;ahzj;ij brd;l;uy; !;nl#d;y btr;rpUf;fhu; *
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Vd;ah/ xnu ehs;y Vfg;gl;l jpUl;L ele;jpUf;FJ.. .tponah fhkpuhf;fis btr;Rf;fpl;L vd;da;ah gz;wP';f. ..>

jpUl;Lg; nghdnj tponah fhkpuhjhd; rhu; *
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vd;da;ah ,J/ mnjh xUj;jd;  jpUof;fpl;Lg; nghwhd;.. . vy;nyhUk; ml;bld;#d;y epd;Df;fpl;oUf;fh';f >

a[tu; ml;bld;#d; g;sP!;D mwptpr;rh';f ,y;ny.. . mjhd;. . .*
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nej;Jjhd; Kjd;Kjyh rikr;nrd;D brhd;dpna.. . buhk;g[t[k; f#;lkh ,Ue;jjh >

,y;ypna.. ..

ehd; rikr;rnghJ nfl;fny.. . rhg;gpl;l nghJ nfl;nld; *
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me;jf; fl;llj;jpd; ,Ugj;ije;jhtJ khoapypUe;J Kjyhsp/ Kjy; khoapypUe;j xU Fkh!;jhit mtrukhf nghdpy; miHj;J/ xU Kf;fpakhd `igiy clnd vLj;J tUkhW gzpj;jhu;.

miu kzp neuk; Mfpa[k; Fkh!;jhitf; fhnzhk;.  Kjyhsp gjw;wj;jpy; tpuy;efj;ijf; foj;Jf;bfhz;oUe;jnghJ/ nky;\r;R fPH;\r;R th';f M$uhdhu; Fkh!;jh.

jpifj;Jg;nghd Kjyhsp jhkjj;Jf;Ff; fhuzk; nfl;f/  Fkh!;jh brhd;dhu;.  rhu; ntfkh te;Jlqk;jhd; `ignyhL yp`g;Lf;Fg; nghndd;. m';nf ghu;j;jh/ mtru fhy';fspy; gof;fl;Lfisf; gad;gLj;J';f-D vGjp ,Ue;Jr;R.  ehd; vd;d gz;zl;Lk; >
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fy;ahz tPl;Lf;Fg; nghdh giHa brUg;g[jhd; nghl;Lf;fpl;Lg; nghntd;.  ahUk; vLj;Jf;fpl;Lg; nghf khl;lh';f.

mJ rup.. . Mdh/ eP mijj;jhnd nghl;Lf;fpl;L tuqk; *

ntw xU ey;y brUg;g[ fpilf;fnyd;dhjhnd me;j ftiy.. .>
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vd; \q gr';fSk; gog;g[y ftdk; brYj;jhk gzk; rk;ghjpf;fqk;';fpw Fwpf;nfhs;yna ,Uf;fhD';f.. *

cd; gprpdi!g; ghu;j;Jf;fwh';fsh >

eP ntw.. . fpupf;bfl; fj;Jf;fwh';f *
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mg;gsj;ij mbu!;l; gz;zpl;lh';fshk;/ Vd; bjupa[kh >

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Vd;dh/ mJ Rl;l mg;gskhk; *
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bfhs;isf;fhuDf;F Jhf;Fj; jz;lid.. . fUiz kD nghLthu;.. .

ahUf;Fg; nghLthu;.. . tPug;gDf;fh > *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 3-9-2000
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lhf;lu;/ fhJy vg;gt[k; uapy; Xlw khjpup rj;jk; nff;FJ.

Kjy;y/ uapy;nt !;nl#Df;F gf;fj;Jy ,Ue;J tPl;il khj;J';f.
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M!;gj;jpupnyu;e;J o!;rhu;$; Mfp te;j v';f mk;kh kaf;fk; nghLw mst[f;F vd;d brhd;nd >

KUfDf;F c';fis myFf; fhto vLf;f itf;fpwjh ntz;of;fpl;oUf;nfd;D brhd;ndd;.  mt;tst[jhd; *
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nla; * khztu;fs; ahUk; g[if gpof;ff;TlhJ.

ahuhnya[k; g[ifiag; gpof;f Koahjpy;y rhu; >
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lhf;lUf;Fg; gor;rpUf;fpw igaDf;F yt;-byl;lu; bfhLj;jJ jg;ghg; nghr;R.

Vd; mtu; gjpy; vG jiyah >

ml eP ntw.. . mtu; gjpy; byl;lu;y vd;d vGjpapUf;fhu;d;nd g[upay.. .
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b$apYf;Fg; nghd me;j nghypr; rhkpahu; btspna te;J ,g;ngh vd;d gz;zpl;oUf;fhu; >

nghsp tpahghuk; bra;Jl;oUf;fhu;. *
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ehk; fy;ahzk; bra;J bfhs;syhkh >

ehd; nkuPl;

mg;g fhjypf;fyhkh >
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uhkd; fhl;Lf;Fr; brd;whd;/ uhkd; fhl;Lf;Fr; brd;whd;.. .

ahu;lh fhl;Lf;Fr; brd;wJ >

ef;fPud; nfhghy;/ mg;gh.
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vd; fztUf;F ehd;jhd; rhu; cyfnk.. .

mjhd; cyfk; vg;g mHpa[k;d;D mof;fo vy;yhiua[k; nfl;Lf;fpl;oUf;fhuh >
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vd; fztiu xUKiw re;jpr;r t';f kWKiw re;jpf;fj; njo te;JtpLth';f.. .*

mt;tst[ ,dpikah gHFthuh.. .>

mjpy;iy.. . ghf;bfl;y ,Ue;j ngdhitf; fhnzhk;/ gu;i!f; fhnzhk;D tUth';f * Qp. .. Qp.. .
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th';f rhu;. lhf;lu; ,y;yP';fns.. . btspy nghapUf;fhu;.

rup.. . guthapy;iy.  eu;i!f; Tg;gpL';f te;jJf;F mt';fisahtJg; ghu;j;Jl;Lg; nghaplnwd;.
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nej;J iel; v';f tPl;Lf;F te;j jpUld; buhk;g mikjpahd nfuf;lu; nghy.

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

mtd; te;jJk; bjupaiy nghdJk; bjupaiy.  mg;go fhk; ilg;.
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ehd; vLj;j glj;ijg; ghu;j;jnghJ buz;L ,lj;Jy buhk;gg; gpor;RUe;Jr;rh/ ve;bje;j ,lj;Jy >

,ilntis-d;D nghl;lnghJk;/ tzf;fk;-d;D nghl;lnghJk; *
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vd;d rhu; > uapy;nt !;nl#d;y buz;L ehsh cl;fhu;e;Jl;L ,Uf;fP';f >

bta;l;o'; yp!;l;y vd; ngU ,Uf;F.
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nklk; eP';f vg;go eoif MdP';f >

mJ xU bgupa fij';f.

brhy;Y';f. eP';f eof;fpw glj;Jyjhd; fij ,Uf;fhJ.  ,e;jf; fijahtJ nfl;L itg;nghk; *
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c';fSf;F xU ,dpg;ghd bra;jp.. .

vd;d >

c';fSf;F ru;f;fiu tpahjp.. .
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eP brhy;wj ek;gwJf;F/ ehd; vd;d Kl;lhsh >

bjupahJ';f * ehd; nej;Jjhnd ntiyf;F nru;e;njd; *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 8-9-2000
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