This Week's Jokes



Vd; njhir eLt[y xl;il ,Uf;F .. >

,Jjhd; g[Jrh te;jpUf;fpw rpo njhir';f *


me;j rh`g;l;ntu; ,d;$pdPau; `g;uhLd;D vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;rP';f >

,J \ypifahy br";r `g;shg;gp ,Jy itu!; te;jh brj;JLk;D brhy;whU


jkpH; ,d;lu;bel; khehLy ek;k jiytu; ngrpdJ gpur;rpidahapor;rp

mg;go vd;d ngrpdhu; >

Vnjh ,d;lu;bel; <bkapy;D <-\yk; bkapy; mDg;g[wJ jg;g[. ek;k ghuk;gupa g[wh bkapiyj;jhd; filgpof;fqk;D ngrpl;lhu;.


vd;dJ ek;g MgP!; fk;g;a{l;liu brf;fg; gz;z lhf;liuf; Tl;of;fpl;L te;jpUf;fpah vJf;Fa;ah .. .. *

mJy itu!; ml;lhf; gz;zpapUf;Fd;D brhd;dP';fns mjdhyjhd; *


bks!; g;uhg;sk;dP';fns/ vypg;bghwp btr;Rg; gpor;R xHpr;Rl ntz;oaJjhnd .. .*

ma;nah * ehd; brhd;dJ vd;ndhl fk;g;a{l;lu;!; ,Uf;fpw bks!; upg;ngu; MapLr;Rd;Djhd; *

ed;wp FKjk; 4-5-2000

vd;d gz;qtP';fnsh bjupahJ .. .. ,e;j nkl;rny xU r';fPj tpj;thd; !;gpd; bgsyuh ek;k Ok;ny tpisahLthUD bgupa mst[ny bgl; fl;oapUf;nfhk; .. .. *


jkpH;ehl;L fh';fpu!; jiytu; gpur;idia vg;goj; jPu;f;fyhk;D eP';f epidf;fwP';f .. .>

fh';fpu!; nkyplk; gd;dz;L egu;fisj; nju;e;bjLf;fqk; mt';fnshl ngu;fis mtf tupirapy btspaplqk;. me;j yp!;l;go khrj;Jf;F xUj;ju; jiytuhapUf;fqk; vg;go ek;k Ioah .. >


v';f jpnal;lu;y ,d;Dk; xU khrj;Jf;F c';f glk;jhd; .. ..

guthapy;iyna * Vd; mg;go .. . >

jpnal;lu;y Rz;zhk;g[ mof;fg; nghnwhk; MS';f te;Jl;L nghapl;L ,Ue;jh ntiyf;F ,il";ryh ,Uf;Fnk *


,uz;L eoifs; ciuahly; ,Ue;J.

ahuhtJ gHk; bfhLj;jhy; th';fhnj .. ..

Vd; .. >

gHk; bgWk; eoifD brhy;ypLth';f .. .*


eP';fjhd; mk;khnthl gp.V.th .. ..>

Mkh .. .. *

mk;kh ,Uf;fh';fsh .. .. >

Fspr;rpf;fpl;oUf;fh';f .. ..

mt';fisg; ghu;f;fqnk

naht; Kz;lk; Fspr;rpf;fpl;oUf;fh';fd;D brhy;nwd;y .. .>


jz;zp f#;lj;Jnya[k; xU ed;ik ,Uf;fh vg;go ..>

tHf;fkh rk;ku; yPt;-y fy;fj;jhtpnyUe;Jk;/ Kk;ignyUe;Jk; tu;w vd; ehj;jdhu; kr;rpdd; FLk;g';fs; jz;zp f#;lk; bjup";R ,e;j jlit tuny .. .. *


fpupf;bfl; bgl;o'; rl;lg{u;tkhf;fg;glyhk; bra;jp.

,e;j Ms; ek;k Ok;y tpisahl yhaf;F ,y;ny .. .. ve;j fhl;r; te;jhYk; tpl;Llwhd; *

cswhnj ,tid khjpup MS';fjhd; bgl;oy; b$apf;f buhk;g a{!;`g[y;yh ,Ug;gh';f *


Qhd;!p Fnuhdpna nfhof;fzf;Fy gzk; th';fpdjh brhy;wh';fns ,g;g mtu; vd;d MthU';f .. >

fud;!p-Fnuhdpna MapLthU *


bel; n$hf; *

xU g[ydha;t[ epWtdk; ,d;lu;tpa{t[f;F \d;W ngiu miHj;jpUe;jJ.

KjyhtJ egu; mYtyfj;Jf;Fs; nghdJk; mtuplk; xU Jg;ghf;fp bfhLf;fg;gl;lJ. ,njh ghU';f v';fnshl CHpauhf ,Uf;fqk;dh eP';f v';fSf;F tpRthrkh/ eh';f brhy;w vija[k; nfl;fw Msh ,Uf;fqk;dh eP';f v';fSf;F tpRthfkh/ eh';f brhy;w vija[k; nfl;fw Msh ,Uf;fqk; c';f kidtp gf;fj;J +k;y ,Uf;fh';f ngha; mt';fis ,e;jj; Jg;ghf;fpahy Rl;Lf; bfhd;Dl;L th';f * vd;whu;fs; ,d;lu;tpa{ fkpl;oapy; ,Ue;jtu;fs;.

,tu; Jg;ghf;fpia vLj;jhu; Mdhy; mLj;j epkp#nk !hup vd;dhy vd; kidtpiaf; bfhy;y KoahJ * vd;W Jg;ghf;fpiaj; je;Jtpl;Lf; fpsk;gp tpl;lhu;.

,uz;lhtJ egu; te;jhu; mtuplKk; mnj fl;lis * Jg;ghf;fpiaj; J}f;fpf;bfhz;L jdJ kidtp ,Ue;j miw tiuf;Fk; nghdtu; kdR jh';fhky; vdf;F vd; bgz;lhl;ojhd; ntqk; Mis tpL';f * vd;W $fh th';fptpl;lhu;.

\d;whtJ eguplk; ,nj tp#ak; brhy;yg;gl Jg;ghf;fpnahL mtuJ kidtp ,Ue;j miwf;Fs; EiHe;J tpl;lhu;. rpwpJ neuj;jpy; miwapypUe;J me;jg; bgz;zpd; mywy; fpsk;gpaJ. ,d;lu;tpa{ fkpl;of;fhuu;fs; xog;ngha; ghu;j;jnghJ m';nf jd; kidtpiaj; Jg;ghf;fpf; fl;ilahy; moj;Jf; bfhz;oUe;jhu; me;j egu; vk;gh ,g;go mof;fpnw > vd;W nfl;lnghJ Jg;ghf;fpapy Fz;L epug;ghk bfhLj;J ,Uf;fP';fns mof;fhk gpd;nd vg;go rhu; ,tis bfhy;wJ > vd;whu; mtu;.
 


jiytu; ghf;bfl;y ngdh itf;fwJf;Fg; gjpyh vjf;F !;lhk;g; ngl; btr;rpUf;fhu; >

if ehl;L itf;fjhd;.


jz;zPu; g";rk;

Iianah .. .. fGj;JnyUe;J buz;L gt[d; brapid mWj;Jl;Lg; nghapUe;jhYk; guthapy;ny ,Lg;g[nyUe;J Flk; jz;zpiaj; J}f;fpl;L xlwhnd .. .. gpo';f .. .. gpo';f .. . *


fy;Y}up n$hf;

gpuk;kht[k; ehujUk; ngrpl;L ,Uf;Fk;nghJ \q nyhfj;jpYk; mjpfkh bgha; ngRwJ ahU .. . >D ngr;R te;jJ. g{nyhfj;jpy; ,Uf;fpw bkof;fy; bug;urd;blot;fs;jhd; mjpfkh bgha; brhy;th';fD ehuju; brhd;dhu;. gpuk;kh mij ek;giy clnd xU kzpiaf; bfhz;Lte;J khl;ol;L Fwpg;gpl;l xU bug; bgha; brhy;Yk;nghJ ,e;j kzp mof;Fk;D brhd;dhu; ehuju;.

fhiy xd;gJ kzpf;F kzp mor;RJ ntiy ghu;f;fg; nghnwd;D tPl;Ly brhy;whd; vd;W tpsf;fk; bfhLj;jhu; ehuju; mLj;J gjpndhU kzpf;F kPz;Lk; kzpaof;f ,e;jpahtpnyna v';fsJ fk;bgdp kl;Lk;jhd; ,e;j kUe;ijj; jahupf;fpwJ vd;W lhf;luplk; brhy;ypf; bfhz;oUf;fpwhd; vd;whu; ehuju; gpwF khiy kPz;Lk; kzpaof;f nghJkhd kUe;Jfs; !;lhf; ,Uf;fpwJ vd;W Mu;lu; vLj;Jf; bfhz;OUf;fpwhd; vd;whu; mjd;gpwF ,ut[ gj;J kzptiu kzpaof;ftpy;iy.

ehujiu nfhgj;njhL ghu;j;j gpuk;kh xU ehisf;F \d;W bgha; vd;gJ rhjhuz tp#ak; ,ij xU bgupa tp#akhfr; brhy;fpwhah .. > vd;W ehujiu tpul;otpl;Lg; gLf;fg; ngha;tpl;lhu; ehuju; nghd rpy epkpl';fspy; kzpaof;f Muk;gpj;jJ ,ut[ gj;J kzpf;F Muk;gpj;j kzpr;rj;jk; es;sput[ xU kzptiu xatpy;iy gjwpg;nghd gpuki;kh ehujiuj; njo xodhu;.

ehuju; brhd;dhu; xz;qkpy;iy gpug[ me;j bug; ,g;nghJ jdJ MgP!%f;F mDg;gntz;oa xU thu bla;yp upg;nghul;il vGjpf;bfhz;oUf;fpwhu;.


xU khtl;l fbyf;lUf;F ntW CUf;Fg; nghfr; brhy;yp ouhd;!;`ngu; Mu;lu; te;jJ. fbyf;lupd; CHpau;fs; mtUf;Fg; gpupt[ cgrhu tpHh elj;jpdhu;fs;. tpHh Koe;j gpwF xUtu; kl;Lk; xukhf cl;fhu;j;J mGJ bfhz;oUe;jhu;. mtuplk; nghd fbyf;lu; mtiug; ghu;j;Jf; fz;fy';fp ftiyg;glhnj eP vd;nky; ,t;tst[ ghrk; itj;jpUg;gha; vd;W bjupahJ mLj;J tug;nghfk; fbyf;lu; vd;idtpl ey;ytuhf ,Ug;ghu; vd;W MWjy; brhd;dhu;.

mjw;F mGJbfhz;oUe;j me;j egu; Rk;kh vdf;fhfg; bgha; brhy;yhjP';f rhu; ,ij ehd; ek;gkhl;nld; vd;dh c';fSf;F Kd;dho ,Ue;j fbyf;lUk; ,ijnajhd; brhd;dhU * vd;whu;.


ehia bl!;l; bra;j lhf;lu; mJ fu;g;gkhf ,Ug;;;gjhfr; brhd;dhu; me;jg; bgz;qf;Fg; ga';fu nfhgk; te;Jtpl;lJ.

mJf;F tha;g;ng ,y;iy ,e;j ehia ehd; tPl;Lf;Fs; fjitg; g{l;o tsu;fpnwd; ntW eha[k; cs;ns tuhJ gpwF vg;go .. > vd;whs;.

,e;j ehnahL nru;j;J ,d;bdhU eha; tsu;fpwPu;fns mJ Mz;eha;jhnd > vd;W nfl;lhu; lhf;lu;.

clnd me;jg; bgz; Kl;lhs;jdkh ngrhjP';f lhf;lu; me;j eha; ,tnshl mz;zd; * vd;whs;.


v';fg;gh bgupa ntl;ilf;fhuu; ilndh!ui!bay;yhk; Rl;;oUf;fpwhU bjupa[kh .. .. >

ahu;fpl;l fij tpLw .. .. >

,g;gjhd; ilndh!iun! fpilahnj *

vg;go ,Uf;Fk; ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd mtu; ilndh!ui!bay;yhk; Rl;Ll;lhUd;D *


itl;lkpd; a b c d e k vy;yhnk vjpy; fpilf;Fk; .. .. >

gH';fs;

,y;iy

fha;fwpfs;

,y;iy

eP';fns brhy;ypL';f

bkof;fy; #hg;gpy; *


bjhFjp kf;fs; ,g;gof; nfg;gh';fd;D ehd; bfh";rk;Tl epidf;fiy

vd;d nfl;lh';f >

,j;jpdp tU#k; vk;.vy;.V-th ,Ue;J c';f FLk;gj;Jf;nf xz;qk; br";Rf;fiy .. .. v';fSf;F vd;d br";R fpHpf;fg; nghwP';fd;D nfl;fwh';f *


y";rk; th';fpdJnk v';f caujpfhup te;J ifa[k; fst[kh gpor;Rl;lhu;.

Inah * mg;g[wk; vd;d Mr;R >

mg;g[wk; vd;d vdf;Fr; nru ntz;oa ghjp gzj;ijf; ifnahL bfhLj;JLd;Dl;lhu;.


vJf;Fj;jhd; vJ ,dhk; bfhLf;fwJd;D tpt!;ij ,y;yhk nghr;R *

vJf;Fg; g[yk;gwP';f .. .. >

me;j ghU';f khl;Lr; re;ijapy buz;L khL th';fpdh ,e;j ML ,ytrk;D brhy;whu; me;j tpahghup *
 
 

ed;wp Mde;j tpflk; 31-4-2000

khg;gps;is rpdpkhj; Jiwy ,Uf;fyhk; mJf;fhf bgz; <!;l;bld; fyu;y ,Uf;fqk;D epidf;fpwJ jg;g[ *


rhu; eP';f rkaj;Jy Mapuk; +gh FLj;J cjtp gz;zP';f c';fSf;F vg;go ed;wp brhy;wJd;nd *

vd;d rhu; ,Jf;Fg; ngha; ed;wp brhy;wP';f *

mg;gOd;dh ,d;bdhU Mapuk; +gh FL';f !hu; *


#^l;o'; !;ghl;y gho-ia ifapy btr;Rf;fpl;L miyawhnu ahu; mtu; >

mtu; jhd; me;j eoifnahl ghofhu;L.


c';f filrp Mira brhy;Y';f *

eu;!; ky;ypfht[f;F rk;gsg; ghf;fp itf;fhjP';f *


vd;d c';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; vg;g ghu;j;jhYk; tPl;Lf;F btspant epf;fpwhu; *

tPl;Lf;F nkny jpU#;o bghk;ik tr;rpUe;njhk; mJ v';nfnah fhzhk nghapLr;R mJjhd; mtiu epf;f tr;rpUf;nfhk;.. .. *.


btapy; fha[nj

ehSf;F ehs; tp#k;nghy Vwpf;bfhz;nl ,Uf;Fk; btg;gepiyiaf; Fiwf;fj; Jg;gpy;yhj ,e;j muir vjpu;j;J ghuhSkd;wj;jpy; Mu;g;ghl;lk; bra;nthk; *


btapy; jh';f Koaypahk; fhUf;Fs;s ,Ue;nj eof;fpnwd;D Qpnuhapd; brhy;wh';f *


tPug;gDf;F nehgy; gupR bfhLf;fg; nghwh';fshnk .. >

gupR th';f tUk;nghJ gpor;Rlyhk;Djhd;.


cd; fhjyp fz;qy xU J}rp tpGe;jhf; Tl cd;dhy jh';fpf;f KoahJ';fpwna Vd; >

mt E}Wfpnyh btapl; Mr;nr.


vd;d eP btapy; fhyk; Muk;gpr;rhny bkhlhf; Fofhudh khwpLnw.

mJth btapy; fhyj;Jy beiwa jz;zp For;rh clk;g[f;F ey;yJd;D epiwa ngU brhd;dh';f mjhd;.


jiytnuhl rpiy jpwg;g[ tpHht[y jiytnu rpiyah epd;dhuhnk >

Mkh * rpiy ntiy Koaiyahk; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 30-4-2000

19tJ E}w;whz;oy; thH;e;j bgupa kdpju;fisg; gw;wp cd;dhy; VjhtJ Tw Koa[kh >

X/ Koa[nk * mtu;fs; vy;nyhUk; ,we;J tpl;lhu;fs; *.


gk;g; brl; nyhd; ntqk;D nfl;fpwpna vt;tst[ epyk; ,Uf;F >

epyk; vJt[k; fpilahJ v$khd; ghy; tpahghuj;Jf;Fj; jhd; *


lhf;lu; vdf;F rkPg fhykhf ghu;it rupahf bjuptjpy;iy.

ehd; lhf;lu; ,y;ny jghy;fhuu; *


gfy; J}f;fk; clk;g[f;F bfLjy; mjdhy; gfy;y J}';fwij eP';f epWj;jplqk;

mbjg;go lhf;lu; vd;dhy MgP!; nghfhk ,Uf;f Koahnj


cg;g[ fhuj;ij jtpu;j;JL';f g[spia xJf;fpL';f ru;f;fiuia kwe;JL';f tpahjp te;J brj;JLnthk;';fpw ftiyna ntz;lhk; c';fSf;F

gl;odpapnyna kz;iliag; nghl;Llyhk; mjhnd lhf;lu; >


mtd; xU rupahd nrhk;ngwp

vg;go

fhy;Fnyl;liu ,af;f upnkhl; fz;l;nuhy; cz;lhd;D nfl;fwhd;.


ek;k jiytUf;F kwjp mjpfk;D vg;go brhy;wP';f >

ehd; mtU fl;rp vk;.gp';fwijna kwe;jpl;L eP';f ek;k fl;rpf;F te;jP';fd;dh 25 yl;rk; ju;nwhk;D v';fpl;nlna tpahghuk; ngRwhUg;gh


rhu; * ek;k MgPRy ahu; ahU y";rk; th';Fwh';fd;D vdf;Fj; bjupa[k; rhu; *

mg;goah * clnd brhy;Y/ Kjy;y mt';fis ntiyia tpl;Lj; Jhf;fnwd; *

Mkh * rhu; ahUd;D brhd;dh vdf;F vt;tst[ jUtP';f rhu; *


g[j;jfj;Jf;Fk; fojj;Jf;fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

bjupaiyna *

g[j;jfj;ijg; gor;Rf; fpHpf;fpnwhk;. fojj;ijf; fpHpr;Rg; gof;fpnwhk;.


vypa[k; g{ida[k; nghy Vd; ,g;gor; rz;il nghl;Lf;fwP';f >d;D nfl;lJ jg;ghg;nghr;R.

Vd;

ahu; vyp > ahu; g{id >d;D mLj;j rz;ilia Muk;gpr;Rl;lh';f


thiHg;gH tpahghupnahl igad; vg;go ,Ug;ghd; >

mg;gona mg;gidna cupr;R itr;rpUg;ghd;.


kUe;J ngiu ey;yh bjspth vGjpf; bfhLj;jh vd;d lhf;lu; >

filf;fhuu; kUe;ij khj;jpf; bfhLj;JtpLthu; guthapy;iyah >


munr gf;fj;J ehl;L murd; gila[ld; tUfpwhdhk;.

gila[ld; te;jhYk; rup/ brhwp/ rpu';Fld; te;jhYk; rup/ muz;kid itj;jpaiug; ghu;f;fr; brhy;Yk;

 - ed;wp F';Fkk; 5-5-2000

vd;dh';f ,J ,e;j lhFbkz;lup glj;Jy vy;yhUk; bjhz/ bjhzd;D ngrpf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fh';f >

xUntis talkbkz;lup glnkh vd;dnth *


jiytnu .. eP';f Vd; rpd;d tPL brl; mg; bra;any..*

rpbkz;l; tpiy Vwpg; nghapLr;nr.. >


jiytu; Vd; Tl;lj;Jy ngRk; nghJ KJFy mof;fo brhwpawhU.

jdf;Fg; gpd;dhy xU gilna ,Uf;Fk;fpwij fhl;lwhU.


gPr;y Rz;ly; tpj;J/ ,d;dpf;F vk;.vy;.V thapl;lhu;

X * Rz;ly;fhuuh ,Ue;J ,d;dpf;F Ruz;ly;fhuuh Mapl;lhu;D brhy;Y *


ghj;jpuj;Jy cs;s jz;zpapy; ifia eidf;fr; brhy;wP';fns Vd; >

v';f tPl;Lf;F ahu; te;jhYk; ifia eidf;fhk mt';fis mDg;g[wjpy;iy *


thlif tPLd;D xU glk; vLj;jP';fns vd;dhr;R >

brhe;j tPl;il tpj;Jl;L ,g;g thlif tPl;oy; FoapUf;fpnwd; *


jdJ miwia g{l;of; bfhz;L fij vGJfpwhnu/ Vd; >

mtU miug;gf;ff; fij vGj;jhsu;. mjhd; *


th';fpl;Lf; nghd fha;fwpapy g[Gth ,Uf;Fd;D brhd;ndd; *

filf;fhuu; (>) vd;d brhd;dhu; >

tpf;fpw tpiyapy mJy ondhruh ,Uf;Fk;D nfl;fpwhu; *

  - ed;wp FKjk; 2-12-99