This Week's Jokes




Vfg;gl;l eha;fs; mtiur; Rw;wp epw;Fnj .. >

ehd; brhy;yiy mtU gjpbdl;L "gl;o"f;Fr; brhe;jf;fhuUd;D.


ug;gu; tpahghupia o.tp rPupay; iluf;l; gz;zr; brhd;dJ jg;ghg;nghr;R

Vd; .. .. >

,G ,Gd;D ,Gf;fwhu;.


gpup!;fpupg;#d;y buz;L n$hf; g[f;Fk; vGjp ju;wP';fns Vd; lhf;lu; >

c';fSf;Fj; bjupahjh tha; tpl;Lr; rpupj;jhy; neha; tpl;Lg; nghFk;D *


vJf;F J}';fpf;fpl;oUf;fpw cd; fztiu myhuj;ij vLj;J mor;nr >

myhuk; mor;rhj;jhd; mtu; vGe;jpupg;ghU *


jufuh ,Ue;nj gj;J g';fsh th';fpl;O';fsh > fy;ahzj; jufuh > tPl;Lj; jufuh >

fpupf;bfl; jufu;.


ml ghg[nthl jhj;jhth > eP';f brj;Jg; nghdjh c';f ngud; yPt[ th';fpl;Lg; nghdhnd *

eP';fjhd; mtd; fpsh!; Or;ruh > eP';f brj;jJf;Fj; jhd; !;Ty; yPt[d;D brhd;dhnd *


lhf;lu; eP';f kUe;J rPl;Ly vGjpf; bfhLj;j xU kUe;J kl;Lk; bkofy; #hg;y cs;st';fSf;Fg; g[upany

naht; mJ kUe;J ,y;iya;ah vd;ndhl ifbaGj;J *


vd;d ngh!;l;nkd; jghYf;F gjpyh gzk; ju;wP';f kzpahu;luh >

,y;y rhu; eP';f mDg;g[w fij vy;yhk; jpUk;gp te;Jfpl;nl ,Uf;FJ mjhd; ehnd giHa ngg;gu;f;F mijbay;yhk; nghl;Ll;L gzk; bfhz;L te;njd;.


jiytu; ifiaa[k; fhiya[k; Kwpr;Rl;lh';fns Vd; >

CdKw;nwhu; epjpd;D tNy; gz;zpl;L fzf;F fhl;liyahk; *


bl!;l; gz;znt ntz;lhk; lhf;lu; vdf;F te;jpUg;gJ epr;rak; bkl;uh!; I jhd;.

vg;go fd;`ghu;kh brhy;wP';f >

c';f fz;qk; jpOu;D rptf;f Muk;gpf;FJ ghU';f

ed;wp FKjk; 18-5-2000

ghy;fhuiu fhjypf;fpwjh brhd;nd .. Mdh mtu; yhz;lupfhuuhr;nr

Mkhz;O btSj;jbjy;yhk; ghYd;D bedr;Rl;nld; .. *


uhg;gpr;iria fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;gh nghr;rh .. Vd; >

iel; Mdh bfsk;gpLwhU .. *


c';f thH;f;ifapy; jpUg;g[Kid vJ >

!;FU oiutu;jhd; *


clk;g[ ,isf;fwJf;fhf VjhtJ Kaw;rp bra;af; Tlhjh >

mjdhy cdf;bfd;d >

ehYngu; kj;jpapy J}f;fp itr;Rg; ngr Koaiyna *


ehisf;F kPl;O';y jkpH; vGj;J vy;yhj;ija[k; mwptpf;fg; nghnwd; vJf;F jiyth >

vGj;jwptpj;jtd; ,iwtd; Mthd;D brhy;wh';f ehkSk; flt[s; nu";$%f;F Mfplyhk;Djhd; *


c';f igad; fky; urpfdh >

Vd; >

Rj;jk; Rfk; jUk;D vGj brhd;dh Kj;jk; Rfk; jUk;D vGJwhd; *


c';fSf;F Kd;dhona c';f igad; rpfbul; gpof;fwhnd rhu; ..

rP.. .. rP .. .. * mtd; gpof;fwJf;F Kd;dhona ehd; gpof;f Muk;gpr;Rl;nld; *


ehd; fWg;g[g; g{id giliar; nru;e;jtd;jhd; mjf;fhf jiytu; jd; tPl;oYs;s vypfisbay;yhk; gpof;fr; brhy;tJ ey;yh ,y;iy *

CHy; gz;zpl;ljh brhy;yp mk;gaiu Vd; ifJ gz;zpl;Lg; nghwh';f>

,Jtiu lh!; nghl;l ehzaj;ij vy;yhk; mKf;fpl;lhuhk; *


g{f;filf;fhuhu; bghz;iz fy;ahzk; gz;zpdJ jg;ghg;nghr;R *

Vd; >

vJ brhd;dhYk; ehu; ehuh fpHpr;rpLntd;d gaKWj;jwh *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 14-5-2000

gs;spf;Tl thj;jpahuh ,Ue;jtu;jhd; ,';nf nghyp lhf;luh ,Uf;fhu;D vij btr;R brhy;nw >

bl!;l; upry;l; nfl;lh mLj;j khrk; ngg;gu;y tUk;D brhy;whnu *


bel; n$hf;

buhk;g ftiyah ,Uf;nf nghypUf;F vd;dhr;R > Kfk; bjh';fpg;ngha; te;j mtidf; fdpnthL tprhupj;jhd; ez;gd;.

ehd; mg;ghthfg; nghnwd; * vd;w mtdJ gjpypy; nrhfk; KGikahf Mf;fpukpj;jpUe;jJ.

tht; re;njh#khd rkhrhukhr;nr * ,Jf;Fg; ngha; Vz;lh ftiyg;glnw

vd;d re;njhrkhd rkhrhuk; > ,e;j tp#ak; ,d;Dk; vd; bgz;lhl;of;Fj; bjupahJ *


lhf;lu; * ehd; E}W taR tiuf;Fk; ,Ug;ngd;D n$hrpau; brhy;yp ,Uf;fhU.

mg;g rup ehdh n$hrpauhd;D xU if ghu;j;JLnthk;.


c';f Cu;y ,t;tst[ jz;zp f#;lkh >

Vd; nfl;fwP';f >

xl;ly;y fhR ,y;yhk jz;zp For;rJf;nf khthl;l brhy;ypl;lh';f *


mnjh nghwh';fns mt';ffpl;l epiwa tponah fhb!l;/ fhkpuh vy;yhk; ,Uf;F

tponah fil btr;R ,Uf;fh';fsh >

CQ^k; Mrpukk; btr;R elj;jwh';f .. . *


me;j Mrpukj;Jy ,Uf;fpw eha; Vd; ga';fukh Fiuf;FJ >

mJth ahnuh ep$ rhkpahu; cs;ns EiH";rpUf;fhuhk; mjhd; *


,e;j Mrpukj; jiytpia ahUk; nghypd;D ifJ bra;a KoahJ .. ..

Vd; .. .. ep$khd Mrpukkh >

CQ^k; nghyp Mrpukk;nd ijupakh nghu;L btr;rpUf;fhnu *


me;jg; nghyp bgz; rhkpahu; ga';fu Kd; $hf;fpuijg; ngu;tHp nghy ,Uf;F

vij btr;R brhy;nw >

Mrpukj; jpwg;g[ tpHhthd ,d;dpf;nf Kd;$hkPDf;F tpz;zg;gpr;R ,Uf;fh';fns *


rhu; rk;gsk; nghw khl;nl';FJ khrf; filrpahdh buhk;g f#;lkh ,Uf;F

rup mLj;j khrj;Jnyu;e;J ,Ugjhk; njjpna rk;gsk; th';fpf;f';f .. *


glk; ghu;f;fwJf;fhf ePr;ry; fj;Jf;fwP';fsh vJf;F >

ehd; nghwJ miygha[nj


xU jlit ghu;j;jhny buz;L jlit ghu;j;njd;D brhy;ypf;fyhk; mJ ve;jg; glk; brhy;Y >

vJ >

fz;Lbfhz;nld; fz;Lbfhz;nld; *


a[tu; Mdhu; vd; rhu;gh thjhl tf;fPy; ahUk; ,y;iy ..

mJf;fhf .. .. >

eP';fshtJ vd; rhu;gh jPu;g;g[ brhy;yf;Tlhjh >


jz;zpapy; thGk; capupdk; \d;W TW >

jtis./ kPd;/ v';fg;gh


lhf;lu; me;j 10-k; ek;gu; ng#z;l; bju;khkPl;liu KG';fpl;lhU *

mg;goah xU !;nfd; vLj;J bju;khkPl;lu;y vd;d blk;gnur;ru; fhl;LJd;D ghu;j;JL';f *


ru;tu; .. .. vy;yh nlgps;ya[k; xU mau;d;ghf;!; ,Uf;nf vJf;F >

njhir NL gj;jiyd;dh mau;d; gz;zpf;fyhk; *


cd; kidtpf;Fk; c';;fk;khtpf;Fk; rz;il te;jh ePa[k; c';fg;ght[k; ve;j gf;fk; ,Ug;gP';f >

ehd; thry; gf;fkh v';fg;gh bfhy;iyg; gf;fkh *


rpd;d Mgnu#d;jhd; gag;ghljP';fD eu;!; MWjy; brhd;dh';f *

guthapy;iyna *

MWjy; brhd;dJ vdf;F ,y;iy Mgnu#d; gz;zg; nghw lhf;lUf;F *


v';f mg;gh ,dpnk vd;idj; jz;lr;nrhWd;D jpl;l KoahJ *

Vd; v';nfahtJ ntiyf;Fg; nghwpah >

,y;y tPl;Ly ,g;gy;yhk; ogd;jhd; rhg;gplnwd; *


murpay;thjp ngr;rpy; ,Ue;J

vdf;Fd;D xU neu;ik / bfhs;ifD btr;rpUf;nfd; xU Tl;lzpapny ,Ug;ngd; mJ ,y;iyd;D Mdg;g[wk; jhd; ,d;bdhz;qf;Fg; nghntd; m';nfa[k; rupg;gl;L tunyd;dh \zhtJ mzpg; gf;fk; jpUk;g[ntd; Mdh xz;Z kl;Lk; epr;rak; ve;j epiyikapYk; xnu rkaj;jpy; buz;L Tl;lzpapy ,Uf;f khl;nld;. mJ murpay; bewpapy;ny *

ed;wp Mde;jtpfld; 14-5-2000

v';f tPl;L ntiyf;fhupfpl;l ftiyia tpL vjpu; fhyj;ijg; gj;jp ftiyg;glhnjd;D brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R

Vd; vd;dhr;R >

v';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; mtfpl;l gHfwijg; ghj;jh v';nf vd; vjpu;fhyk; nghapLnkhd;D gakh ,Uf;F


Vz;o mtu;jhd; Mk;gis mg;go ele;Jfpl;lhU eP vd; jLf;fiy >

eP';fjhnd eh';f brhy;wij vy;yhk; jl;lhk nfl;L ele;jh rk;gsk; nrj;J jhnud;D brhd;dP';f.


vd; fztUf;Fk; v';f tPl;L ntiyf;fhupf;Fk; bjhlu;g[ ,Uf;FnkhD re;njfkh ,Uf;F.

vij itr;R mg;gor; brhy;nw >

ehd; vd; fztiuj; jpl;odh kdir rupapy;iyd;D md;dpf;fp yPt[ vLj;Jf;fpl;L nghapLwhd;dh ghU';fnsd;.


ek;k ntiyf;fhupf;F buhk;gjhd; jpkpu; .. .. >

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

ehk ,uz;L ngUk; vg;gk;kh rf;fsj;jp rz;il nghLwJd;D nfl;fpwh';f.


c';f fztuJ \f;Ff; fz;zhoia jpOu;D Vd; kiwr;rp btf;fpnw >

v';f tPl;L ntiyf;fhup ,g;g Fdp";R bgUf;fg; nghwh


vy;yhUk; fhjypf;F tisay; Rz;ly;D th';fpj; jUth';f eP';f kl;Lk; Vd; nj';fh gHk; CJgj;jp th';fpl;LtuP';f >

ek;k fhjy; bja;tPfkhdjhr;nr.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 19-5-2000

mtd; tpj;jpahrkhd gf;jd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

jpUg;gjpf;F bkhl;ilf; fLjhrp nghLnwd;D ntz;oapUf;fhd; *


c';f tPl;y bjh';fpl;L ,Uf;fw !;lhu; Vd; fWg;gh ,Ue;jJ >

mJ Ng;gu; !;lhu; *


murpay; n$hf;

v';f Tl;lzpapy; ahu; gpujku; vd;gJ Kf;fpaky;y g[J gpujkiu ahu; ftpH;f;fg; nghfpwhu;fs; vd;gnj Kf;fpak; *


jiytu; thry; tHpahg; ngha; nthl;Lf; nfl;fhky; Vd; $d;dy; tHpah nfl;fpwhu; >

CHy; tHf;fpy; b$apYf;Fg; nghdjpypUe;J ,e;jg; gHf;fkhk; *


xU kjpg;gh ,Uf;fl;LnkD gj;J !Pl; nfl;nld; bfhLj;Jl;lh';f *

re;njh#lhd tp#ak;jhnd .. ..

ml/ eP';f xz;q fl;rpapy ,Uf;fwnj ehd; xUj;jd;jhnd kj;j xd;gJ ntl;ghsUf;F ehd; v';nf nghntd; .. >


uj;jj;jpd; uj;jnkd;D Tg;gpl;lJ jg;ghg;nghr;R

Vd; >

,g;g ek;k fl;rp gy F+g;gh gpup";RLr;R *


jiytnu ,tu;jhd; gpugy !;lz;l; kh!;lu;

fup .. .. ,tiu vjf;F miyr;rpl;L te;nj >

,e;j Kiw ehk b$apf;fqk;dh VjhtJ vbyf;#d; !;lz;l; mof;fqk;D brhd;dP';fns .. .. *


vd; igaDf;F lhf;lu; !Pl;Lk; vd; fztUf;F vk;.gp !Pl;Lk; fpilr;RLr;R

mg;g igad; gog;g[f;F gzg; gpur;id tuhJd;D brhy;Y *


,e;jg; gpr;irf;fhuid vJf;fa;ah ,';f miHr;rpl;L te;jpUf;nf >

nthl;L nfl;fg; nghFk;nghJ bjhFjp KGf;f mwpKfkhd xU egu; Tl tuqk;D eP';fjhnd brhd;dP';f *


ehd; bfhLj;j uh$pdhkh fojj;ijf; fl;rp nkyplj;Jy th';f kWj;Jl;lh';f *

Vd; >

gjtpapy ,Uf;fwt';fjhd; mbjy;yhk; bfhLf;fqkhnk *


bel; n$hf;

vz;gJ tajhd jhj;jh lhf;luplk; bkof;fy; brf;-mg;g[f;fhfg; nghdhu;. gupnrhjpj;J tpl;L lhf;lu; brhd;dhu; c';f clk;g[ny xU nfhshWk; ,y;ny ,e;j tarpny vg;go c';fshny ,g;go ,Uf;f Koa[J >

mJf;Ff; fhuzk; flt[s; vg;gt[k; vd;ndhL ,Uf;fwJjhd; vd;W jhj;jh bgUiknahL rpupj;jhu;.

lhf;lu; c';fSf;Fj; bjupa[kh new;W uhj;jpup J}f;fj;jpny ,Ue;J vGe;J lha;byl;Lf;Fg; nghndd; ghj;+k; fjitj; jpwe;jJk; lf;FD iyl; vupa[J Kor;Rl;L btspna te;J fjitr; rhj;jpdh jhnd iyl; M`g; MapLj;J vdf;fhf ,ij ahU bra;jpUg;gh';fd;D beidf;fpwP';f > flt[s;jhnd >

jhj;jhit mDg;gptpl;Lg; ghl;of;F nghd; bra;jhu; lhf;lu; c';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; clk;g[ Mnuhf;fpakhj;jhd; ,Uf;F Mdh kdepiy gw;wpj;jhd; bfh";rk; re;njfk; vd;w Muk;gpj;J jhj;jh bgUik moj;Jf; bfhz;lij mg;gona xg;gpj;jjhu; lhf;lu;.

ghl;o nghdpy; fj;jpdhs; mlf; flt[ns mg;ngh nej;J uhj;jpup `g;up$;y xd;ghj;Uk; ngha; btr;rJ me;j kD#u; jhdh >


fhu; xl;lf; fj;Jf;fwjh brhd;dP';fns .. ,d;Dk; KGrh fj;Jf;fiyah >

,y;ny bfh";rk; bfh";rkh ,g;gj;jhd; fj;Jf;f Muk;gpr;rpUf;nfd; *

,g;nghijf;F vd;d fj;Jf;fpl;oUf;fP';f .. >

Qhud; vg;go mof;fwJd;D *


gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhup fhgp rhg;gplqk;dh mJf;fhf vijj;jhd; ,uty; nfl;fwJd;D ,y;ypah >

fhgp nghoah/ ru;f;fiuah vij ,uty; nfl;lh';f >

buz;Lk; ,y;y fhgp nghl;Lj;ju m";R epkp#k; vd; fztiu ,utyh mDg;gqkhk; *


eh';fjhd; fy;ahzj;Jf;F Kd;dhona brhy;ypl;nlhnkh igad; buhk;g rpf;fdk;D .. ..

,Uf;fyhk; mJf;fhf Qdp\Df;FTl bgz;iz tpl;Ll;L jdpahg; nghnwd;D bry;wJ ey;yhapy;ny *


ehd; kdR btr;rh me;j khu;tho fily vt;tst[ ntzk;dhYk; fld; th';Fntd; *

eifia btr;rhjhnd fld; bfhLg;gh';f kdir btr;rhf; Tlth bfhLg;gh';f >

ed;wp Mde;jtpfld; 20-6-99