This Week's JOKES

This Week's Jokes

vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytuplk; ek;g jiytu; Nlhd nfs;tpd;D nghl;oUf;nf.. mg;go vd;dh nfl;lhU .

,d;dpf;F vt;tst[ ofpup btapy;D nfl;lhU *

eoifiaf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ ey;yjh nghr;R *

vg;go

mt nfhgkh fj;Jk; nghJ, nlf; Xnf d;D ehd; brhy;ypl;lh, upyhf;!; MapLwh *

c';fg;gh nghyP!h

Mkh';f Or;ru;... mij vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;rP';f..

t";rg;g[fH;r;rpd;D brhy;wJf;Fg; gjpyh y";rg;g[fH;r;rpd;D eP vGJwij btr;Rjhd;...

jahupg;ghsu; fpuhkj;J Mrhkp.

mJf;fhf/ #%l;o'; ,ilntisapy vy;nyhUk; TH;jhd; Fof;fqk;D brhd;dh vg;go

vd;dJ jpUnthL `gpypk;!h

Mkhk;. ehiy";R gpr;irf; fhu';f xz;zh nru;e;J bkfh gl;b$l;y glk; vLf;fpwh';f *

M`gp!;y Jh';fp fdt[ fhz;wpna... nknd$u; ghu;j;jh jpl;l khl;lhuh

vdf;F tu;w fdit mtu; vg;go ghu;f;f Koa[k;

xU eoifaplk;

btspapl';fspy; urpfu;fsplk; vf;Fj;jg;gh khl;of;fpl;O';fsh vg;goj; jg;gpr;Rf;FtP';f

lf;Fd;D nkf;fg;igf; fiyr;rpLntd;.

ed;wp FKjk; 11-5-2000

nr... miu kzp neukh ngrpf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fhU *

ngrl;Lnk rhu;... ek;k fl;rpg; gpuKfu;jhnd

eP';f ntw ... me;j Ms; ikf; bl!;l; gz;wtd; rhu; *

bghz;qf;F igaidg; gpor;rpUf;fhk;... mg;g kPjpbay;yhk; ngrplyhkh

X ... jhuhskh * nla;... ngha; Jzpbay;yhk; Rj;jkh Jitr;R fhl;L ghu;f;fyhk;...*

me;j MSf;F khL th';f nyhd; bfhLj;jP';fns...

vd;d bra;awhU...

jz;zp fhl;whU ...*

vdf;F ifyjhnd gpur;id. eP';f fhy;y Mgnu#d; gz;zg;nghwjh brhy;wP';fns lhf;lu;

ghu;j;jP';fsh eu;!;... ,Jf;fhfj;jhd; kaf;f kUe;J bfhLf;fwJf;F Kd;nd ng#z;l;fpl;nl filrpah xU thu;j;ij nfl;fwij tHf;fkh btr;rpUf;nfd; *

,e;j khl;r;y bgl;o'; ,t;tst[ gfpu';fkh elf;Fk;D ehd; beidf;fnt ,y;ny *

Vd;

m';nf ghnud;. lhyu;yjhd; lh!;n! nghlwh';f *

,e;j !;Ty; kpdp!;lnuhlJ...

mJf;fhf xt;bthU guPl;irf;Fk; mtu; ifahy bfh!;od; ngg;giu btspapl brhy;wJ mt;tst[ ey;yhapy;iy *

Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;y Vnjh jg;g[ ele;J nghr;Rd;D vij btr;R brhy;nw

ng#z;l; `g;upah ele;J btspna tu;whu;... lhf;liu thu;Lf;Fj; Jhf;fpl;Lg; nghwh';fns *

v';f MgP!;y rupah ntiy bra;aiydh jiuyjhd; cl;fhuqk;.

Vd;

rupah ntiy bra;aiydh v';f khnd$u; !Pl;il fpHpr;rpLthU..*

c';f igad; !;Ty;ny jd;idtpl g[j;jprhypahd igad; xUj;jid Tlnt btr;rpUf;fhd;. Mdh, mtid Kd;ndwnt tpl khl;nl';fwhd;...

mtd; gpw;fhyj;Jy bgupa murpay;thjpah te;JLthd; *

me;j M!;gj;jpupapy Mwhk; ek;gu; +Kk;, Ehwhk; ek;gu; +Kk; Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;...

Mwnya[k; rht[.. EhWnya[k; rht[d;D brhy;Y';f.

vdf;F MgP!;f;Fg; nghdh bld;#d;jhd;...

mt;tst[ ntiyah..

,y;iy... ehd; Jh';fwij v';f khnd$u; ghu;j;JLthnuhd;D.

ehd; btr;rpUe;j tp!;fp ghl;oiyj; Jhf;fp vd; kidtp fpzj;Jy nghl;Ll;lh...

mjhd; Fo KGfpg; nghdh khjpup ,Uf;fP';fsh

khkpahiua[k; kUkfisa[k; xnu tPl;Ly btr;Rf;fpl;L Fg;igf; bfhl;wJ buhk;g f#;lkh ,Uf;F...

Vd;..

tPl;oy xnu xU Jlg;gKk; KwKk;jhd; ,Uf;F *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 7-5-2000

Vd; me;j MS igj;jpaf;fhuj;jdkh xt;bthU g!;ya[k; Vwp ,w';fp ,e;j g!; xLkhd;D nff;FwhU *

mtU xlw g!;y Vw khl;lhuhk; *

naht; fz;lf;lu; tprpy; moa;ah xUj;ju; g!;y ,Ue;J jtwp tpGe;Jl;lhU*

Rk;kh ,Ua;ah * fz;l ,lj;Jy tprpy; mor;rh oiutu; vd;idj; jpl;LthU*

naht; g!;y ,Ue;J jtwp tpGe;jJ oiutu; jhd;ah *

tPl;Lf;F te;j tpUe;jhspia c';f tPL khjpup epidr;Rr;f';fd;D brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

vd;dhr;R .. ..

tPl;ilg; bgUf;fp ghj;jpuk; Jyf;fp Jzp Jitj;J rikay; ntiybay;yhk; bra;a Muk;gpr;Rl;lhU *

nej;J Kjy; uhj;jpupapy elf;ff;TlhjJ ele;jpLr;R *

vd;dhr;R J}';fpl;oah

vy;yhk; Koe;jt[ld; gHf;f njh#j;Jy mts; ifapy Ik;gJ +gh nehl;il jpzpr;rpl;L vGe;J te;Jl;nld; mt nfhtpr;Rl;L bghwe;j tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapl;lh *

Vd; ,e;jg; glj;Jy fjhehafd; Kl;ilapd; k";fs; fU-it rhg;gpLw khjpup mof;fo fhl;wh';f

fijapy fUnt ,y;nyd;D ahUk; brhy;yptplf; TlhJ ghU';f mjhd;*

fpupf;bfl;L Njhl;l n$hf;

eP ,g;g vd;d bjhHpy; bra;w

fpupf;bfl; nkl;Rf;fhd og;!; g[f; tpf;fpnwd;.

mtiu Vd; nghyP!; gor;Rf;fpl;L nghwh';f

fpupf;bfl; bgl; vg;go fl;LwJd;D brhy;ypf;fpl;L ,Ue;jhuhk;.

mk;gau; mof;fo Vd; ifia J}f;fwhU

xU jlit J}f;fpdh xU yl;rk; ju;wh';fshk;.

mtu; kl;Lk; Vd; nrhfkh ,Uf;fhU

gpd;d mtu;fpl;l njhj;jplnwhk;D brhy;yp gzk; th';fpl;L b$apr;Rl;lh';fshk; *

vdf;F te;jJk; rupapy;iy thr;rJk; rupapy;y

Vd; g[yk;gw

vd; g[U#d; vd;ddh Fjpiu nu!;y njhj;Jl;L tu;whU vd; igad; fpupf;bfl; bgl;o';y njhj;Jl;L tu;whd;.

vJ vJf;Fjhd; nghuhl;lk; elj;jwJd;D ek;k jiytu;f;F tpt!;ij ,y;yhkg; nghr;R *

Vd; vd;dhr;R

fLikahd bta;apiyf; fz;oj;J rhFk;tiu cz;zhtpujk; ,Uf;fg; nghwhuhk; *

eP';f ey;yhj;jhnd ,Uf;fP';f mg;g[wk; vJf;F va;l;!; ,Uf;fwjh brhy;yp bgha; ru;l;o`gpnfl; bfhLf;fr; brhy;wP';f

xU khrkh vd;ndhl fhjyp fy;ahzk; bra;J bfhs;syhk;D bjhy;iy gz;wh lhf;lu; *

g;s!; ? Koj;j c';fs; igaid bkof;fy;y nru;f;fqk;D brhy;wP';fns kpf mjpf khu;f; th';fp bkof;fy; fhny$;y ,lk; gpor;rpUthsh

ml eP';f ntw mtd; v';f njw nghwhd; rk;gsj;Jf;F bkof;fy; #hg;y nru;f;fg; nghnwd;D brhy;y te;njd; *

gj;J tU#j;Jf;F Ke;jp FLk;gf; fl;Lg;ghL gz;zpf; fpl;l c';fSf;F FHe;ij gpwe;jpUg;gJ vdf;f buhk;g Mr;rupakhapUf;F *

FLk;gf; fl;Lg;ghL gz;zpf;fpl;lJ vd; fztu; jhd; lhf;lu; *

Vd; eP xU ftu;r;rp eoifah ,Uf;fg; nghnwd;D brhy;w

,e;jf; fLikahd bta;apy;y ePr;ry; cilapyna miyayhkpy;y mjhd;*

nej;J uhj;jpup vd; kidtpia ehd; ifePl;o mor;Rl;nld; *

Inah mg;g[wk; vd;dhr;rp

mJf;Fs;s vd; kidtp vd;id vl;o cijr;rp, ntiyf;Fg; nghf neukhr;R vGe;jpupd;D fditf; fiyr;Rl;lh *

nej;J mtiu fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;l eP';f 24 kzpneuk; MfwJf;Fs;s ,d;dpf;F iltu;!; gz;zpl;O';fns Vd;

,e;jf; bfhSj;Jw bta;apy; fhyj;Jy uh$!;jhd; rt[jp mnugpaht[f;F Qdp\d; nghfqk;D mlk;gpor;rhU *

vd;d rhu; ,J bjhg;g[s;y gk;guk; tpl;l fhyk; khwp ,g;g be";Ry gk;guk; tplqk;fwP';f

eP';fjhnd be";Ry epf;fw khjpup nfuf;lu; ntqk;dP';f

vd; gy; brl;y Vnjh nfhshW lhf;lu; khkpahu vt;tst[ for;rhYk; typf;fnt ,y;ny';fwh';f .. ..

rhup .. brhy;y kwe;Jl;nld; fof;fwg;g gw;fs; <Wf;Fs;s nghaplw khjpup c';f gy;brl;il bra;ar; brhd;dnj c';f khkpahu;jhd; *

vJf;F c';f ehnahl thiy fl; gz;zpl;O';f

mJf;F <nfh mjpfk; mof;fo fz;zhoag; ghu;j;J jdf;Fj;jhnd thyhl;of;FJ *

b$apy;y ,Uf;fpw ek;k gh!; mtiu khjpupna xU Fnshdp';if ufrpakh Vw;ghL bra;a[';fd;D Vd; brhy;whU

me;j Fnshdp';if b$apy;y tpl;Ll;L jiytU v';nfahtJ jg;gp xolyhk;D jpl;lk; nghl;oUf;fhU *

lhf;lu; * vd; fpl;l ahu; vJ nfl;lhYk; vdf;F nfhtk; nfhtkh tUk; lhf;lu; *

vJf;bfy;yhk; nfhtk; tUk;

mijf; nfl;f eP ahUlh ehna *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 12-5-2000

jkpH;ehl;ny murpay; ey;yh Kd;ndwpLj;Jg;gh

vg;gor; brhy;;wP';f

Kd;ndy;yhk; brd;idapny nguzpd;D fpuhkj;jpypUe;J Ml;fis yhupny bfhz;L tUth';f. ,g;bgy;yhk; bly;ypapny nguzpd;D MS';fis brd;idapypUe;J buapy;y bfhz;L nghwh';f *

Msg; ghu;j;jh Qpnuh khjpup ,Uf;nf .. .. gpr;ir vLf;f te;Jl;ona *

mg;god;dh vd;id tr;rp xU glk; vL';;fnsd; rhu;

me;j tpHht[f;Fj; jiytiu rPg; bf!;lh Tg;gpl;lijj; jg;gh beidr;rl;lhu; nghypUf;F

Vd;

tpHht[f;F rPg; nghL nghwhnu

bgz; ghu;f;fg; nghd ,lj;jpy; khg;gps;is bghz;nzhL jdpah ngrpdhnu

Mkhk; * mJf;bfd;d ,g;ngh

bghz;q fu;g;gkh ,Uf;FD fLjhrp te;jpUf;F *

ePyfpup khtl;lj;jpy; f";rh gapupl, rhuhak; fhar;r j.kh.fh.tpdu; mDkjp nfl;ldu;. - bra;jp me;j vk;.vy;.V./ Kjy;tu;fpl;nl vd;d nfl;lhU

g;ut[d; Rfu; ngf;lup itf;f iybrd;!; ntqkhk; *

me;j Mis vJf;F nghyP!; gpor;rpl;L nghfJ ..

murh';fj;Jf;F vjpuh mtU \ypif rhuhak; fha;r;rpdhuhk; *

vd;d me;j vk;.vy;.V buhk;gf; nfhgkh ,Uf;fhU *

f";rh gapupl mtUf;F ,ytr kpd;rhuKk; bfhLf;fqkhk; *

fy;Y}up n$hf;

vy;.I.rp fl;llj;njhl gjpd";rhtJ khoapy re;jdk; jltpdh';f Vd; .

Vd; ..

Vd;dh mJ bkhl;il kho

kiHapy; eidahj fha; vJ

vJ .. ..

Fil kpsfha;

,d;bdhU fha; vJ

,d;bdhU Fil kpsfha;

xU glFy buz;L bghz;q';f nghdh';f jpOu;D glF ft[e;JUr;rp xU bghz;q \H;fpLr;R ,d;bdhU bghz;q \H;fiy Vd;

Vd; ..

mt ehl;Lf;fl;il

g{idf;F tyJ gf;fj;jpy; vyp ,Uf;F. ,lJ gf;fj;jpy; ghy; ,Uf;F g{idf;F vJ nky; fz; ,Uf;Fk; ..

g{idf;F \f;F nky;jhd; fz; ,Uf;Fk; *

ryitj; bjhHpyhsp mtDila ghu;j;nlia vg;gof; bfhz;lhLthd;

ol;lu;b$d;l; nff; tr;R *

lhf;lu; - c';f clk;ig !;nfd; gz;zpg; ghu;j;jjpy; tapw;Wf;Fs; epiwa !;g{d; ,uf;F vg;go te;jJ

nehahsp - lhf;lu; eP';fjhnd brhd;dP';f jpdKk; \d;W ntis !;g{dpy; lhdpf; rhg;gplqk;D *

ghu;f;f Koahj city vJ

Electricity *

xUtu; - m";R thuk; Koe;J MwhtJ thuk; elf;FJ

kw;wtu; - mg;goah vd;d glk;

xUtu; - glkhtJ kz;zh';fl;oahtJ .. .. CupypUe;J eP';f te;j tp#aj;ijg; gj;jpr; brhy;nwd;.

rPf;fpukh g";rh';fj;ijf; bfhz;lhg;gh

g";rh';fk; vJf;F rhkp

rhk;ghupy; gy;yp tpGe;jhy; gyd; vd;d nghl;oUf;Fd;D ghu;f;fqk; *

kfd;; - mg;gh .. .. v';f !;Typy; mg;ghtpd; ciHg;g[ vd;w jiyg;gpy; fl;Liug; nghl;o elf;fg; nghfpwJ vd;d vGjtJ

mg;gh - ehd; MgP!py; ciHg;gijg; gw;wp kl;Lk; vGJ, tPl;oy; khthl;Ltij vy;yhk; vGjpj; bjhiyf;fhnj *

me;j eoiff;Fr; rPf;fpuk; fy;ahzk; Mfqk;D Tl;Lg; gpuhu;j;jid gz;wh';fsh .. Vd;

fy;ahzk; Mapl;lh eof;f khl;lhuhk; *

Cu;y cs;s c';f kidtpf;F eP';f brj;Jg; ngha;l;ljh Vd; je;jp mor;rP';f>

mt mjpu;r;rpahd tp#aj;ijj; jh';fkhl;lhD lhf;lu; brhy;yp ,Uf;fhu;

xJf;fg;gl;nlhu; Kw;nghf;F Tl;lzpah .. .. nfs;tpg;gl;lnj ,y;iyna >

vy;yh Tl;lzpfshYk; xJf;fg;gl;l fl;rpfisf; bfhz;L cUhd g[Jf; Tl;lzpahk; *

jiytu; v';nfahtJ moth';fg; nghwhUd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw .. >

vt;tst[ fhyj;Jf;Fj;jhd; ghl;oiaf; fl;og; g[or;Rf;fpl;L ngh!; FLf;fwJ xU khWjYf;F itg;ghl;oiaf; fl;og; g[or;rpf;fpl;L ngh!; jul;LkhD nfl;fwhu; *

fz; jpU#;oahyj;jhd; ek;k fl;rpf;F ,g;gobay;yhk; f#;lfhyk; tUJd;D jiytnuhl n$hrpau; brhd;dhuhk; .. ..

mJf;fhf ,g;goah bfhoapy jpU#;o bghk;ik nghLwJ >

jiytu; buhk;g mokl;lj;Jnyu;e;J te;jtu;D beidf;fpnwd; vg;gor; brhy;nw >

gpd;nd > nju;jy;y jdf;F of;bfl; bfhLf;fiyD bjup";rt[lnd VjhtJ gpshf;y fpilf;Fkhd;D ghu;f;fr; brhy;whnu *

Kg;gJ cz;oay;fisf; Tl;lj;jpdupilna tNYf;F mDg;gpndhk;. ,Ugj;bjl;Ljhd; jpUk;gp te;Js;sd cz;oaYld; vjpu; mzpf;F xotpl;l me;j ,Utiua[k; mg;gona j';fs; fl;rpapnyna itj;Jf; bfhz;L cz;oay;fis kl;Lk; jpUg;gp mDg;g[khW vjpu; mzpapdiug; gzpnthL ntz;Lfpnwhk; *

md;ng * th';f xog; nghaplyhk; TnHh f";rpnah eP';f Cj;jwij ehd; rhg;gpl;Lf;fnwd; .. ..

re;jor;rhf;Fy rikay; ntiyia vd; jiyyfl;lnw ghj;jpah .. .. *

Vd;ah JzpJitf;fw ,lj;Jy te;J ghy; ,Uf;fhd;D nff;fwpna epahakh >

jg;gh epidr;Rf;fhjP';f btSj;jbjy;yhk; ghy;-D epidf;fwtd; ehd; *

fpRfpR vGjpd epUgiu ek;k QPnuhapd; mor;Rl;lh';fshnk *

fpRfpR bra;jpapy; jd; bgaiu urpfu;fs; <!pah g[up";Rf;fw khjpup vGjypnaDjhd; mt';fSf;Ff; nfhgk; *

,e;j ,';fpyP#; g[j;jfk; Ik;gJ +ghah .. .. > bfh";rk; brhy;ypf; bfhLg;gh

brhy;ypf; bfhLf;fj; bjp";rh ehd; Vk;kh gpshl;ghuj;Jy fil nghlnwd;

me;j nyo lhf;lu; bjhl;lhny nghJk; mk;gJ +gha; th';fpLth';f ..

mg;go xz;qk; mHfh ,y;iyna mt';f

v';f FLk;gj;Jy bkhj;jk; ,UE}j;Jr; brhr;rk; nthl;L ,Uf;F *

mJf;bfd;d ,g;ngh >

mjdhy eh';fns xU g[Jf;fl;rp Muk;gpr;R bgupa fl;rpnahl Tl;L btr;Rf;fyhk;D ,Uf;nfhk; *

eP';f xU fhupak; gz;zqnk lhf;lu; .. ..

ehd; Mgnu#d; tiuf;Fk; kl;Lk;jhd; gz;qntd; fhupak; vy;yhk; vd;dhy gz;zKoahJ

g[j;jprhypah ,Ue;jhny gpur;rid rhu; vd; brUg;g[ mWe;J nghapLJ *

g[j;jprhypah ,Ue;jh vg;go brUg;g[ mWe;J nghFk; >

vd; g[j;jpia mof;fo brUg;ghy mor;Rg;ngnd *

gtu;fl;ilr; rkhspf;f yl;r +gha; bryt[ bra;jjh fzf;F vGjp v';f MgP!; khnd$u; khl;of;fpl;lhu; .. *

Vd; b$dnul;lu; th';fp ,Ue;jhuh >

,y;ny bkhj;jnk mtu; th';fpdJ Kg;gJ iftprpwpa[k; E}W bkGFtj;jpa[k;jhd; *

bel;n$hf; *

frhg;g[f;fil \Lfpw neuj;jpy; thapy; Jz;Lr;rPl;Lk; fGj;jpy; bjh';ftpl;l iga[kh xU eha; te;jJ. rPl;ilg; goj;J ,iwr;rp mWj;Jf; bfhLj;j filf;fhuDf;Ff; fhir vz;zpf; bfhLj;Jtpl;L efu;e;jJ.

Mr;rupak; jh';fhj filf;fhud; ehiaj; bjhlu;e;J nghf mJ xU g!; !;lhg;gpy; epd;wJ. xt;bthU g!; tUk;nghJk; Kd;dhy; ngha; g!; ek;giug; ghu;j;Jtpl;Lj; jpUk;gp te;J VHhk; ek;gu; g!; te;jnghJ jhtpf; Fjpj;J VwpaJ filf;fhuDk; Vwpf;bfhz;lhd;.

rupahd rpy;yiw bfhLj;J of;bfl;Lk; th';fp tpl;L thapy; ,iwr;rpg; bghl;lyj;njhL MwhtJ !;lhg;gpy; ,w';fpaJ eha;. filf;fhud; gpd;bjhlu;e;jhd;.

re;J bghe;bjy;yhk; g[Fe;J xU tPl;L thrypy; eha; epd;wJ. cs;gf;fkhfj; jhH;g;ghs; nghl;oUf;f, eha; bjhlu;e;J fjitg; gpwhz;oaJ. rw;Wg; bghWj;J cs;ns ,Ue;J te;jtd;, mijf; fd;dh gpd;dhbtd;W jpl;odhd;. "naht; ,j;jid g[j;jprhyp ehia Vd;ah jpl;lnw" vd;w filf;fhud; bghWf;f Koahky; nfl;lhd;. "g[j;jprhypah ,Jth btspna nghFk;nghJ kwf;fhk rhtpia vLj;Jl;Lg;ngh jpUk;gp tUk;nghJ fjitg; gpwhz;o vd; capiu th';fhnj-D vj;jid jlit brhd;dhYk; ,njhl kz;ilapny vwkhl;nl';Fnj ,Jth g[j;jprhyp *"

vd;d jiytu; vy;nyhiua[k; ,e;j mo mof;fpwhU >

mtnuhl gyj;ij ep+gpf;fr; brhd;dijj; jg;gh g[up";Rf;fpl;lhU *

ek;k jiytpnahl fl;rp MgP!%f;F Kd;dho ,t;tst[ btspehl;Lf;fhu';f epf;fwh';fns Vd; >

mt';fy;yhk; vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytu;fs; mt';f ehl;Ly cs;s MS';fl;rpiaf; fiyf;fj; ju Koa[khd;D nfl;f te;jpUf;fh';f *

,bjd;d FHe;ijfSf;F bfha;ahrp';, $Pk;khyhy;D ngu; itf;fpwhU jiytu;

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