This Week's Jokes - 25th June

This Week Jokes

Xl;lg; ge;ja tPuh';fidia Vd; QPnuhapdh nghl;O';f >

QPnuhitj; Juj;jpj; Juj;jpf; fhjypf;fqnk *

Vd; jpOu;D glj;Jy bjhg;g[isf; fhl;lwh';f >

,ilntisd;D rpk;ghypf;fh brhy;wh';f *

,Uk;g[f; filf;fhuu; igandhl beU';fpg; gHfpdJ buhk;gj; jg;ghg; nghr;Ro .. .. *

Vd; - vd;d brhy;whd; .. .. >

fy;ahzg; ngr;ir vLj;jJnk fk;gp ePl;ol;lhnd .. .. *

,e;jpadhf ,U ,e;jpag; bghUisna th';F-d;D brhy;wJ vy;yhk; bgha;

vj tr;Rr; brhy;nw *

jiytu; muRf;Fr; brhe;jkhd epyj;ij th';fpdJ Fw;wk;D brhy;ypl;lh';fns*

mt jd; khkpahnuhl m!;jpia re;jpu kzlyj;Jy J}tg; nghwhshk; *

Vd; .. .. >

g{kpy nghl;lh khkpahu; v';f jpUk;g te;JLthnshd;D gakhk; *

v';f mg;ght[k; igdhd;!; fk;gdp btr;rpUe;jhu; .. ..

ehDk; btr;rpUf;nfd; * mtu; cdf;F Kd; Xo-d;D brhy;Y *

ghk;ghl;onahl bghz;izf; fl;of;fpl;ona .. .. vd;d Mr;R >

epiwa rPW tupir fpilr;rJ *

tf;fPYf;F Kf;fpakhd buz;L vJ >

bjupaiy.. .. .. vJ >

tha;jh/ tha;jhd; *

khg;gps;is tujl;rizg; gzj;Jy ml;thd;!; nff;fwhnu .. .. vJf;F >

mijf; fl;oj;jhnd $hkPd;y btspna te;J c';f bghz;q fGj;Jy jhyp fl;lqk; *

fghyp bfhLj;j kh\ypy; vYk;g[j; Jz;Lk; ,Uf;nf >

mJ ek;k nkhg;g eha;f;Fk; nru;j;J *

gl;Lg; g[lit buz;L/ Rojhu; buz;L - ngf; gz;q';f *

Vd; rhu; vy;yhj;jpya[k; ,uz;L th';fwP';f .. .. >

tPl;Lf;Fg; g[Jrh ntiyf;fhup te;jpUf;fh >

tptrhap mzpj; jiytu;/ fl;rpj; jiytu;/ fl;rpj; jiyik nky buhk;g mjpUg;jpah ,Uf;fhu; .. ..

vJf;F .. .. >

fisbaLg;g[f;F mtiug; gad;gLj;jpf;fiyahk; *

m$Pj; igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Kjyhspah eor;rh glj;Jf;F vd;d bgau; itg;ghU >

gzj;ijf; bfhL my;th jUntd; *

rhu; .. .. vdf;F xU khrk; yPt[ ntqk; *

xU khrkh >

Mkhk; .. .. . vd; kfis vy;.nf.$p.apny ml;kpl; gz;zqk; *

vd;d rhu; ... .. me;j fhny$;y kl;Lk; \q fpnyh kPl;lu; J}uj;Jf;F fpa{ epf;FJ mg;spnf#d; th';fth >

Mkhk; .. * ghu;lu;y gh!; gz;zt';fSf;F kl;Lk;jhd; me;j fhny$; ml;kp#d; FLg;gh';fshk; mjhd; *

,g;go Rj;jpf;fpl;L cs;;ns th';f * Kd; gf;fj;J +k;ny vd; ngud; g[j;jf';fSf;F ml;il nghl;Lf;fpl;L ,Uf;fhd; * cs;ns EiHa ,lkpy;ny*

vd;dJ - ,e;jpah Ok;y rpk;ud;idr; nru;j;jpUf;fh';fshnk .. .. >

mJth > mg;goahtJ ,e;jpah OKf;F b$apf;f ud; nruhjhd;D mw;g Mirjhd; .. .. *

a{fpnrJ gpupahzp gj;jp epfH;r;rp elj;jpdh vd;d bgau; itg;ghu; >

Kdpahz;o ju;ghu; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 18-6-2000

vd; kidtp/ tPL fl;lqk;D Mirg;gl;ljhy .. ..

vd;d br";rP';f >

mtis gPr;Rf;F Tl;o fpl;Lg;ngha; ,#;lg;go tPL fl;o tpisahL-d;Dl;nld;.

me;j Ms;/ bkl;uh!%f;F g[JRd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

jiyikr; brayfk;-D nghl;oUf;nf/ ,J vd;d nQu;-il fk;bgdpahd;D nfl;lhnd .. .. *

Ttk; Mw;iw Rj;jpfupg;g[ bra;awJf;F vjpu;gg[ bjuptpf;fpwh';fsh .. ahu; >

bfhRtj;jp jahupf;fpwt';fjhd; .. .. *

vd;dJ .. .. upg;gd; gpy;o';nfhl ngiu khj;Jk;go nahrid brhy;yg;nghwpah >

mkhk; .. .. upg;gd; Xy;l; `ng#dhr;nr/ mjdhy nQu; fpspg; gpy;o';D nyl;l!;lh khj;jr; brhy;yg;nghnwd; .. .. *

jiytiu tuntw;f/ khiya[k; ifa[kh brd;l;uy; !;nl#Df;F tur; brhd;dh tuhk v';nfa;ah ngha;j; bjhiy";nr .. .. *

!;nl#d;D eP';f brhd;dij ehd; jg;ghg; g[up";Rfpl;L/ khiynahl brd;l;uy; b$apYf;Fg; nghapl;nld; thj;ahnu .. .. *

ghyj;Jy tpupry; tpGe;JLk;nghy ,Uf;Fd;D jiytu; tUj;jkhr; brhd;dhnu/ ve;j Vupaht[y ,Uf;fw ghyk; >

g[upahkg; ngrhnj .. .. mtu; brhd;dJ Tl;lzpf; fl;rpnahl ekf;F ,Uf;fw cwt[g; ghyj;ijg; gw;wp .. .. *

ts;Stu; nfhl;lj;ijr; Rj;jpf; fhl;lnwd;-D brhy;yp bjupahj;jdkh me;j Ms; fpl;nl fhR th';fpl;nld; .. ..

Vd; .. .. vd;d Mr;R >

ehd; xU ,lkh epd;Df;fnwd; .. .. ts;Stu; nfhl;lj;ijr; Rj;jptpl;Lf; fhl;L-d;D mlk; g[of;fpwhd; .. .. *

mj;jhd; !hup. c';fSf;F btr;rpUe;j fhgpia ek;k g{id For;rpLr;R

ftiyg;glhnj oau; * cdf;F ntw g{id th';fp FLj;jplnwd;.

,e;jhS bgha; ngRfpwhu;D vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;nr >

kJiuapnyu;e;J < bkapy;y te;jjhr; brhy;whnu *

tf;fPy;rhu;.. . xUntis ek;g nf!; nky;nfhu;l;y njhj;Jl;lh vd;d gz;wJ >

ftiyg;glhjP';f.. . `gPnky; nfhu;l;y mg;is gz;zplyhk;.. .

ed;wp FKjk; 22-6-2000

640 nfho RUl;oa CHy; tHf;fpypUe;J me;j Kd;dhs; mikr;riu flt[s; fhg;ghj;jpl;lhu; *

vd;d * nfhu;l; tpLjiy bra;Jl;Ljh mtiu >

CQ^k; * Qhu;l; ml;lhf;fpy; rw;W Kd; ,we;Jl;lhuhk; *

cd; fztu;fpl;nl cdf;Fg; gpor;r tp#ak; vJ >

brhd;d clnd fhiyg; gpor;R tpLw Fzk;.

xU khrkh Jhf;fnk rupapy;y lhf;lu;.

MgP!;y yPt[ nghl;L rk;kUf;F btspa{u; nghyP';fshf;Fk; *

,g;g ehd; iluf;l; bra;Jfpl;oUf;fpw glk; upyP!hfp xU fyf;Ff; fyf;fpLk; *

vij * g[buhl;oa{!u; tapj;ijah >

eP vd;d utpf;iff;F $d;diy Kd;dho btr;rpUf;f >

th!;J rh!;jpug;go vd;id $d;diy Kd;dho itf;f brhd;dh';f.

vd;d ghy;fhunu c';f igad;jhd; murh';f ntiyapy if epiwa rk;ghjpf;fpwhnd. gpwFk; Vd; eP';f ,g;go f#;lg;glwP';f >

mtd; vd;id khjpup ,y;yhky; neu;ikahdtdh ,Uf;fhd; * jz;zPu; ,y;yhj Cu;yjhd; vg;gt[k; ntiy ghu;f;fpwhd; *

vd; fztu; xU nu!; igj;jpak;D Kjyput[f;F Fjpiu thy; bfhz;il nghl;Ll;Lg; nghdJ jg;gh nghr;R *

vd;dhr;rp >

vd;idg; ghu;j;jJk;/ fkhd; fkhd;…D fj;JwhU *

,d;!;bgf;lu; * vd; tPl;oy; nej;J g[Fe;J jpUoa jpUlidg; ghu;f;fqk; *

vJf;Fa;ah >

vd; kidtpapd; fd;dj;jpy; miw";R/ eifbay;yhk; fHl;ol;L te;j ijupaj;ij ghuhl;ol;Lg; nghfqk; mjhd; *

c';f tPl;Lf;F te;jpUf;fpw tpUe;jhspg; gr';f vy;yhk; thdukh ,Uf;nf/ mJ';fis Tl;ofpl;L v';f nghfg; nghwP';f >

fp#;fpe;jht[f;Fj;jhd;.

,l;yp vd;dg;gh cjpup cjpupah ,Uf;F >

ehd; jhd; ,l;yp g{ khjpup ,Uf;Fk;D brhd;ndnd rhu;.. . ,J cjpupg;g{ rhu;*

tPl;Ly jz;zp f#;lk;D brhy;ypa[k; Tlth * cd; ehj;jdhu; Cu;nye;J te;jpUf;fh';f >

Mkhk; * nfl;lh guthapy;iy ehd; \Hfhkjhd; ,Uf;nfd;D brhy;wh';f.

,e;j ng#z;l; gl;L nt#;o rpy;f; $pg;gh/ fGj;Jy brapd;/ ify ky;ypifr; rubky;yhk; Rw;wp ,sk; bgz;fs; g[ilNH. bgl;y ,Uf;fpwhnu.. . Vd; lhf;lu;>

,d;dpf;F c';fSf;F ikdu; Mgnu#d;D ehd; brhy;ypapUe;jij jg;gh g[up";rpf;fpl;lhu;.

vd; ku;kf; fijiag; gor;rpg; ghu;j;jP';fsh > vg;go ,Uf;F >

gj;J jlit jpUk;gpj; jpUk;gpg; gor;Rg; ghu;j;Jk;/ fijna bfh";rk; Tlg; g[upahky;/ buhk;g ku;kkh ,Ue;jJ *

xU thu;j;ijia khj;jpr; brhd;djhy tPnl ehwpg; nghr;R *

mg;go vd;d brhd;dP';f >

tPl;Lf;F te;j tpUe;jhspfis ,Ue;J rhg;gpl;Lg; ngh';fd;D brhy;wJf;F gjpy; rhg;gpl;L ,Ue;Jl;Lg; ngh';fd;D brhy;ypl;nld * mt;tst[jhd;/ lha;byl;nl ehwpg; nghr;R *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 23-6-2000

vd;dg;gh.. . ngg;gu; nuh!;l; btr;Rf;fpl;nl ,y;iy';fpw.. .>

mJ/ iyg;uup fhg;gp rhu;.. . nry;!%f;F ,y;iy *

c';f igad; gog;g[y ,t;tst[ bgupa rhjid br";rJf;F eP';f Cf;Ftpj;jJjhnd Kjy.; fhuzk;.. .

jg;gh brhy;wP';f.. . ghf;F tpj;Jjhd; vd; igaid ,t;tst[ Jhuk; gof;f btr;nrd; *

vdf;F te;jpUf;fpw ,nj KJFtyp/ v';f jhj;jht[f;Fk;Tl ,Ue;Jr;R lhf;lu;*

tk;rhtyp…D brhy;Y';f *

khk;gHk; vd;d tpiy .. >

xU gHk; xU +gha;.. .

xU l$d; th';fpdh .. >

mg;gt[k; mnj tpiyjhd; *

mg;goah.. . ,e;jh/ xU +gha;.. . xU l$d; bfhL *

Vd; rhu; ,tu; `igiyf; fl;og;gpor;R rpupr;Rf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fhu; >

vg;gt[k; MgP!;y `giyf; fl;of;fpl;L mHwP';fns.. .D mtu; kidtp jpl;odh';fshk;.. . mjhd; *

lhf;lu;.. . ,e;j tpahjpnahl nghuho thHnt gpof;fiy. VjhtJ tp#Crp ,Ue;jh nghl;Lf; bfhd;DL';f *

eP';f ,g;gof; ftiyg; glf;TlhJ. mJf;fhfj;jhnd Mgnu#d; gz;nwd;*

me;j gpnsau; My;ut[z;lU';f.. .

ep$khth >

Mkhk; * mtnu g[f;fp!; ntiya[k; gz;qthU.. .*

\f;Fy f';if khjpup jz;zp bfhl;ol;nl ,Ue;Jr;Rd;D brhy;yp kUe;J th';fpl;Lg; nghdP';fns.. . ,g;go vg;go ,Uf;F >

guthapy;iy lhf;lu;.. . ,g;g fpU#;zh khjpup brhl;L brhl;lhj;jhd; jz;zp tUJ *

rhu;.. . gpf;ghf;bfl; fghypl;nlu;e;J xU khrk; kh\y; tuhJ *

Vd; >

rP!Df;Ff; FLk;gj;njhl Cl;o nghwhdhk; *

vg;go rhu; c';fshy kpff; Fiwe;j bryt[y o.tp bkfh rPupay; vLf;f Koa[J >

buhk;g rpk;gs;.. . fhkpuhf;fis vLj;Jl;Lg; ngha; buz;L/ \q tPLfs;y btr;R Md; gz;zp tpl;LLnthk;. jpdKk; m';nf elf;fpw epfH;r;rpfis miu kzp neuj;Jf;F vol; gz;zp rPupay;D bfhLj;JLnthk;.. .

iluf;lu; rhu;.. . ,Jy gj;jhapuk; +gh ,Uf;F.. . ,ij vLj;Jf;fpl;L/ c';f bkfh rPupay;y tu;w jPgpfh fhbuf;lu;/ uh$hitf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpw khjpup fijia mikr;RL';f.

V';f mg;go >

fpupf;bfl;y khl;r; `gpf;!p'; khjpup rPupay;y fij `gpf;!p'; Muk;gpr;rpUf;nfhk; *

rhu;.. . c';f o.tp upnkhl; fz;l;nuhy; gtiuf; bfh";rk; Fiwf;f Koa[kh >

V';f >

eP';f nrdy; khj;jpdh/ v';f tPl;L o.tp-apya[k; nrdy; khwpLJ. . .

vd;dJ.. . rPupay; jpiuau';fkh.. >

Mkh.. . rpdpkh vJt[k; rupah Xlhjjhy/ jpdKk; o.tp rPupaiy jpiuapy; fhl;l Muk;gpr;Rl;lh';f *

c';f glk; A, B brd;lu; vjpYk; rupah Xliyna .. Vd; >

C D -apy te;jpLr;nr.. . mjhd; fhuzk; *

kDePjpnrhHd; kfidg; gj;jp uh$Pt;nkdd; glk; vLj;jh vd;d ngu; itg;ghu;>

fd;Wbfhd;nwd;.. . fd;Wbfhd;nwd; *

bel; n$hf;

j';fisg; gw;wpr; brhy;yg;gLk; n$hf;Ffisf; nfl;Lf; nfl;L kdk; behe;J nghd ru;jhu;$pfs; xU tpnr#f; Tl;lj;Jf;F Vw;ghLbra;jhu;fs;. bghJthd rpy mjpfhupfs; Kd;dpiyapy; jh';fs; g[j;jprhypfs;jhd; vd;W ep+gpg;gjhf Ioah.

Mapuf;fzf;fhd ru;jhu;$pfs; jpuz;L te;Jtpl;lhu;fs;. rhk;gpSf;F xU ru;jhu;$p nkilf;F miHf;fg;gl;L mtuplk; xU nfs;tp nfl;fg;gl;lJ. "gj;njhL gj;Jf; Tl;odhy; vd;d tUk; >"

",Ugj;ije;J" vd;whu; me;j ru;jhu;$p.

mjpfhupfs; cjl;ilr; RHpg;gijg; ghu;j;Jtpl;L "mtUf;F ,d;bdhU rhd;!; bfhL';f *" vd;W cuf;ff; fj;jpdhu;fs; kw;w ru;jhu;$pfs;.

mjpfhupfs; me;j ru;jhu;$aplk; mLj;Jf; nfl;lhu;fs; "Ie;njhL Ie;ijf; Tl;odhy; vt;tst[ >"

rpwpJ neu nahridf;Fg; gpwF "Kg;gJ" vd;W gjpy; brhd;dhu; bl!;l; fhk;gpshf epd;wpUe;j ru;jhu;$p. jpUk;gt[k; ru;jhu;$pfs; Tl;lj;jpypUe;J ntz;Lnfhs; "mtUf;F ,d;bdhU rhd;!; bfhL';f *"

rk;kjpj;j mjpfhupfs; \d;whtjhf nfl;lhu;fs; ",uz;Lk; ,uz;Lk; vt;tst[>"

bfh";rneuk; Rw;wpYk; ghu;j;J tpl;L iftpuy;fs; fhy;tpuy;fs; vy;yhtw;iwa[k; fzf;bfLj;J Koj;J "ehd;F" vd;whu; ru;jhu;$p. mtu; brhy;yp Kof;Fk; Kd;ng me;j Mapuf;fzf;fhd ru;jhu;IpfsplkpUe;J kWgoa[k; ntz;Lnfhs; te;jJ - "mtUf;F ,d;bdhU rhd;!; bfhL';fs; *"

Mg;gf;fhuf; fpHtp gp!pah tpahghuk; ghu;j;Jl;oUe;jg;ngh jpOu;D milkiH .. .. ,o/ kpd;dy; .. .. filiar; rhj;jpl;Lg; nghd fpHtp kWehs; fhiyapy te;J ghu;j;jg;ngh Mr;rupakhapl;lh';f .. ..

Vd; .. .. >

filapy ,Ue;j Mg;gbky;yhk; ,oahg;gkh khwpg; nghapUe;jJ *

eLtPl;y xU ghk;g[ glbkLj;jJ. tPl;Ly cs;st';fs;yhk; eLeL';fpg; nghapl;lh';f .. .. jpOu;D me;jg; ghk;g[ mH Muk;gpr;RLr;R *

Vd; >

mJ vLj;jJ nrhfg; glkhr;nr *

jd;ndhl Fjpiu buhk;g neh";rhdh elf;fnt rpukg;gLJD gr;rpiy itj;jpau;fpl;l Tl;of;fpl;Lg; nghdhd; Fjpiuf;fhud;. itj;jpau; \q Nuzk; bfhLj;jhu; Ik;gJ fpnyh kPl;lu; !;gPL xz;q .. .. mLj;jJ. E}W fpnyh kPl;lu; !;gPL .. .. ,d;bdhz;q/ E}w;iwk;gJ fpnyh kPl;lu; !;gPL *

re;njh#kh th';fpl;Lg; nghd Fjpiuf;fhud;/ mijr; nrhjpf;f tpUk;gp Fjpiuapd; gpd;gf;fk; me;j Nuzj;ij btr;rhd;. vd;d Mr;rupak; rl;LD Ik;gJ fpnyh kPl;lu; ntfj;Jy xl Muk;gpr;RLr;R Fjpiu mijj; J}uj;jp/ nky;\r;R fPH\r;R th';f tpul;og; gpor;Rl;lhd;. mtDf;F Nuzk; ey;yh ntiy bra;a[JD re;njh#k;.

Mdh jpOu;D xU re;njfk; .. .. Kjy; Nuzk; xnf .. .. kj;j buz;Lk; .. ..>D nahrid tu/ E}W fpnyh kPl;lu; ntfKs;s Nuzj;ijf; Fjpiuapd; gpd;gf;fk; btr;Rg; ghu;j;jhd;. mt;tst[jhd; .. Fjpiu gLntrj;Jy gwe;J/ fz;qf;bfl;lhj J}uk; nghapLr;R * kpuz;Lnghd Fjpiuf;fhud; jd; Fjpiuia vg;gog; gpof;fwJD ftiyg;gl;lhd;. rl;LD xU nahrid .. . me;j \zhtJ Nuzk;jhd; iftrk; ,Uf;nf .. .. mij vLj;J jd;ndhl...

,d;W ngha; ehis tur; brhy;Yk; khepyk; vJ .. >

nfhth .. .. *

xU Xl;ly;y buz;L ngU cl;fhu;e;jpUe;jh';f. J}uj;Jy buz;L bgz;fs; tu;wijg; ghu;j;Jk;. glf;-D xUj;jd; bQy;bkl;il vLj;Jj; jiyapy khl;of;fpl;lhd;. ,d;bdhUj;jd; fl;LD nlgps; moapy; gJ';fpl;lhd;. me;jg; bgz;fs; fle;J nghdg;g[wk; vd;d gpuhg;sk; >D nfl;lhd; Kjy; Ms; mnjh nghwh';fns buz;L bghz;q';f mt';fs;y xUj;jp vd; bgz;lhl;o .. .. ,d;bdhUj;jp vd; nfu;s; `g;buz;l; *

mlg;ghtp .. .. vdf;fk; mnj gpur;id jhd; *D Mr;rupa;g;gl;lhd; mLj;jtd;*

buz;L ez;gu;fs; xU g!;y nghapl;L ,Ue;jh';f. jpOu;D xUj;jd; nla;/ +k;y ek;k gzk; cs;s bgl;oiag; g{l;lhkny te;Jl;nld;D fj;jpdhd;.

mLj;jtd; bfh";rk;Tl myl;of;fhk tpL .. .. epr;rakh mJy cs;s gzk; fhzhkg; nghfhJ Vd;dh/ ehk buz;L ngUk;jhd; ,';nf ,Uf;nfhnk * vd;whd;.

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 18-6-2000