This Week's Jokes



lhf;lu;/ VHhk; ek;gu; bgl; ng#z;l; khoapnyu;e;J Fjpr;R/ brj;Jl;lhU *

Mgnu#d; gz;wJf;Fs;ns mtrug;gl;Ll;lhnu *


vd;d ,J.. . fk;g;a{l;lu; !;fpuPd;ny ypg;!;of; fiwah ,Uf;F >

mjhd; brhd;ndnd... yt; gf; itu!; gutpapUf;Fd;D...


kPdtd;-D xU fij tr;rpUe;jpna... ,Uf;fh >

ehDk; mijj;jhd; njLnwd;.. . fhnzhk; ... ahnuh Rl;Ll;lh';f...


ek;k nfg;lDf;F rhg;gpl Vd; epiwa thiHg;gHk; bfhLf;fwh';f >

lh!; nghl;l ehzaj;ij mz;zhe;J ghu;j;jpUf;fhu;.. . mJ tapj;Jf;Fs;ns nghapLr;rhk; *


v';fg;gh vk;.vy;.V.th ,Uf;fwJ vdf;F buhk;g trjpah ,Uf;F *

vg;golh >

gpuhf;u!; upg;nghu;l; nky xU gj;J +gh btr;Rf;FLj;jh nghJk;.  ve;jf; nfs;tpa[k; nfl;fhk ifbaGj;Jg; nghl;LLthu;.


fy;ahzkhd bghz;q';f nQhl;ly;y vij tpUk;gpr; rhg;gpL th';f >

nyO!; `gp';fu; rhk;ghu;.

mJjhd; fpilahJ.  jhyp kPy;!; jhd; tpUk;gpf; nfg;gh';f.


itu tpahghup jd; igaid vg;go jpl;Lthu; >

thahyjhd;

jg;g[/ jg;g[. …bla; kz;L… d;D jpl;Lthu;.

ed;wp FKjk; 15-6-2000

bgz;fis kaf;fp flj;jpd tHf;Fy eP';f thjpah/ gpujp thjpah >

ke;jputhjp *


xU kidtpia btr;Rz;L fhyk; js;swnj f#;lkh ,Uf;F.. . Mdh eP';f \q kidtp';fis btr;Rf;fpl;L <rpah fhyk;  js;wP';fns * vg;go >

xU kidtp ,Ue;jh ek;nkhl rz;il nghLth.  \q kidtp ,Ue;jh mt';fSf;Fs;nsna mor;Rg;gh';f.. . ehk <rpah fhyk; js;syhk; *


,ir mikg;ghsUf;Fk;/ rhuha tpahghupf;Fk; cs;s xw;Wik vd;d >

buz;L ngUnk bkl;L nghl;Ljhd; gpiHg;g[ elj;Jwh';f.. .


mbkupf;fht[f;F gof;fg; nghd c';f bghz;q ,d;Dk; Vd; tuiy >

mt yt;blf; vd;W g[J nfhu;!;y $hapd; gz;zpl;lh *


Cu;y vy;yhUk; rt[f;fpakh >

tpisahlwP';fsh > v';f Cu;y 12/435 ngu; ,Uf;fh';f.  ahu; ahu; rt[f;fpak;D vdf;bfg;go bjupa[k; >


Vd; rhu; Kiwf;fpwP';f > eP';f nfl;lJ bykd; iu!; jhnd >

Mkh *

mjhd; vYkpr;ira[k/; muprpa[k; bfhz;L te;J btr;rpUf;nfd; *


g!;!py; Vwp cl;fhu;e;jJk; Jhf;fk; tUJ lhf;lu;.

Jh';f ntz;oaJ jhnd *

mg;g[wk; g!;i! vg;go Xl;LwJ >


,d;!;bgf;lu; tPl;yna g[Fe;J jpUlwJf;F cdf;F vt;tst[ ijupak; >

,Jf;F vJf;F ijupak;.  mtnuhl kr;rpdd;jhd; ehd;.


lhf;lu;/ vdf;F kh';fy;a gpr;ir eP';fjhd; nghlqk;.

j';fk; vd;d tpiy tpf;FJ. ngrhk thug; gj;jpupif';f elj;Jw nghl;oapy fye;Jf;f';f.


,g;go kJ thridia fz;lhny Kfk; Rspf;fpwhnu mtUila tpyhrk; vd;d >

fgPu;/ gpuhe;jp filj;bjU/ rhuhag;ngl;il.  tp!;fpefu; *


ek;k FLk;gk; kupahij bjupahj FLk;gkhk;.

ve;jg; bghwk;nghf;F/ f!;khyk;/  rht[fpuhf;fp brhd;dhd; brhy;Y cz;L ,y;nyd;D gz;zpLnwd;.. .


rpdpkht[y eof;fwg;g czu;r;rp trg;gl;lJz;lh >

vd;ndhl 2 FHe;ij';fTl mg;go czu;r;rptrg;gl;ljhy gpwe;jitjhd;.


Ml;nlh th';f me;j MSf;F fld; bfhLj;jP';fns/ flid jpUg;gpf; bfhLj;Jl;lhuh >

flidf; nfl;lh tPl;;Lf;F Ml;nlhy MS';fis mDg;gl;Lkhd;-D nfl;fpwhU *


o.tp CHy;/ o.tp. CHy;D kl;Lk; tUJ.  nuonah CHy;D Vd; tu khl;nl';FJ >

mg;g mg;od;D xU jpl;lk; bfhz;L tuyahk; *


MWy vl;L nghFkhlh >

Kz;lk; * MWy vg;golh vl;L nghFk; > jz;zpjhd; nghFk; *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 16-6-2000

c';f mg;gh buhk;gt[k; my;gk;o *

V';f mg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

tpt!;ijna ,y;yhk mWgjhk; fy;ahzk; Ko";rJk; rhe;jp KTu;j;jJf;Fk; Vw;ghL gz;q';fd;whnu .. *


lhf;liu fpupf;bfl; mk;gau; Mf;fpdJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

mof;fo mt[l; bfhLf;fwhU *


vd;dJ .. .. * re;njfk; nfl;lJf;F thj;jpahu; cd;id mor;rhuh >

Mkh .. .. mwe;Jg;ghy;/ bghUl;ghy;/ fhkj;Jg;ghy; \qk; jz;zp fye;jjh fyf;fhjjhd;D nfl;nld;.


bghz;q gor;rpUf;fh-D brhy;yp Vkhj;jpl;lh';f .. ..

vg;go >

fy;ahzk; Ko";rJk; mt gor;rJ fy;fp/ FKjk;-D brhy;wh';f .. . *


rpy mwptpg;g[fis fPH; fz;l khjpup fpz;ly; bra;ag;gLfpwJ.

$t[spfilapy;

miukzp neuj;jpy; nju;e;bjLf;fg;gLk; g[litfSf;Fg; gj;J rjtPjk; js;Sgo cz;L.

,iwr;rp !;lhy;

c';fis Meat bra;jjpy; re;njh#k; *

nQhl;ly;

eP';fs; iffis gpnsl;oy; fGt[tjpy; Ml;nrgiz ,y;iy.  Mdhy; c';fSf;F czt[ th#;ngrpdpy; jUtij Ml;nrgpf;fTlhJ *

g{';fhtpy;

ngr;R Rthu!;aj;jpy; ,';F g[w;fisg; gpL';Fgtu;fs; mUfhikapy; cs;s taypy; mWtil bra;ag; gzpf;fg;gLtu;.

ntiytha;g[ mYtyfj;jpy;

tupirapy; epw;f rpukg;gl ntz;lhk;. ahu; fz;lJ > thH;f;ifj; Jiztp ,';nf Tl brl; Mfyhk;.
 

mUfpy; nghyP!; epiyak;; cs;sJ.  Mz;fs; jf;f Jiza[ld; bry;yt[k;/ bgz;fs; khw;Wg; ghijapy; bry;yt[k; *


Tlg;bghwe;j jk;gpiag; ngha; Vd; J}uj;Jr; brhe;jk;';fwP';f >

Qp .. .. Qp mtd; mbkupf;fhtpy; ,Uf;fhd; *


nyh gl;b$l; glkh ,Uf;fyhk; mJf;FD ,g;goah >

Vd; .. .. >

glj;Jy vy;yhUk; nfhtzk; fl;of;fpl;L tu;wh';f .. .. >


eP';fs; ,g;nghJ FWf;F tprhuiz bra;ayhk; .. ..

c';fs; ,Lg;g[r; Rw;wst[ vd;d >


me;jg; nghyP!;fhuu; Vd; bjhg;igiag; ngg;guhy; kiwr;Rfpl;nl nghwhu;>

mtu; ufrpag; nghyP!hk; *


jiytUf;fhf kzpkz;lgk; fl;Lk; ntisapy; Ml;rp fiyf;fg;gl;ljhy; kzp kz;lgj;ij  kpdp kz;lgkhf khw;wptpl;nlhk; vd;gij kfpH;r;rpa[ld; bjuptpj;Jf; bfhs;fpnwhk; *

vJf;F me;j eoif me;jg; gj;jpupif nky khde#;l tHf;F nghl;oUf;fh';f .. .. >

mt';fSf;F clk;g[ rupapy;iy';fw epa{i! bjhHpy; gf;fj;Jy btspapl;lh';fshk; *


uhj;jpupa[k; MgP!; ngha; ntiy ghu;f;fwP';fns .. .. > bjhHpy;y mt;tst[ kupahijah  .. .. >

ml eP';f xz;q .. .. tPl;y iel;ya[k; gLj;jh J}f;fk; tukhl;nl';FJ ..*


buz;L ghuP!; fhu;du; bfhLg;gh *

,Uf;fpwnj xU ghuP!; fhu;du;jhd; rhu; *


fj;jp rhiz g[of;fw MS Vd; cd;idj; jpl;ol;Lg; nghwhd; .. >

fj;jpiaj; jPl;lhnj/ ce;jd; g[j;jpiaj; jPl;Ld;D ghondd;.


c';f glj;Jy QPnuh epiwa !Pd;y ggpy;fk; rhg;gplw khjpup tUnj >

eP';f xz;q brd;rhu;y QPnuhnthl tha;ir fl; gz;zpl;lh';f *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 11-6-2000

ek;k gpa{d; gukrptj;ij v';nf xU thukh fhnzhk; >

mtd; vJf;bfLj;jhYk; ek;kfpl;l bgl; fl;lwtdhr;nr !;fhl;yhe;J ahu;L/ rp.gp.I. tprhuiz-D miy";Rl;oUf;fhd; *


10-k; tFg;g[ Koj;Jtpl;L ,d;Dk; upry;l; tuhjjhy; $hypahf ,Ue;j rpy khztpfsplk; ,Ue;J ms;spf;fpl;L te;;njhk;.

xU f";rDf;F Mgnu#d; gz;zpdh';f xU thuk; fHpr;R ijay; gpupf;fpwJf;F te;j eu;!; fpl;nl mijg; gpupf;ff;TlhJd;D mlk; gz;zpdhd; mtd;.

Vdhk; >

gj;jhapuk; +gha; bryt[ bra;J nghl;l ijaiy mJf;Fs;ns gpupf;fqkhD mtd; epidr;rhd; *


buz;L bgz;fs; ngrpl;L ,Ue;jh';f.  "vd; fztu; jpdKk; uhj;jpup nyl;lh jhd; tPl;Lf;F tu;whu;.  vd;d gz;wJd;nd bjupany-"D brhd;dh Kjy; bgz;.  mJf;F buz;lhtJ bgz; "vd; fztu; Tl nyl;lhjhd; te;jpl;oUe;jhu;.  ,g;gy;yhk; MgP!; m";R kzpf;F tpl;lh/ lhz;q m";riuf;F tPl;oy; ,Uf;fpwhu;d;"dh Kjy; bgz;qf;F brk Mr;rupak; "mg;go vd;djhd; gz;zpnd >"-D nfl;lh.

"xU ehs; tHf;fk; nghy mtu; nyl;lh te;jhu;.  ehd; J}f;ff; fyf;fj;Jy ntqk;nd/ ahU .. .. Kuspah >-D nfl;nld;.  mtnsh jhd; vd;ndhl l;uPl;bkz;l;D" brhd;dh buz;lhtJ bgz;.

Kjy; bgz; "g[upaiyna ,Jy mg;go vd;d ,Uf;F >"-D nfl;lJf;F buz;lhtJ bgz; brhd;dhs; " ntbwhz;qk; ,y;iy.  vd; fztnuhl bgau; Kusp fpilahJ .. .fhu;j;jpf; *"


tarhd kdpju; xUj;ju; rhFk; epiyapy; ,Ue;jhu; mtu; jd;ndhl FLk;g lhf;lu;/ tf;fPy;/ ghjpupahu; \q ngiua[k; Tg;gpl;lhu;.  "vd;ndhl bkhj;j brhj;J \q yl;rk; +gha;/  ,ij ahUf;Fk; ju vdf;F ,#;lk; ,y;iy.  ,e;jg; gzj;ij vd;ndhlnt bfhz;L nghfqk;-D Mirg;glnwd;.  ,ij c';f \q nguplKk; MSf;F xU yl;rkh ju;nwd;.  ehd; brj;jJk; vd; rtg;bgl;oapy; ,e;jg; gzj;ija[k; nghl;Lg; g[ijr;rpL';f"-D FLj;Jl;L bfh";rehs;y mtu; brj;Jg; ngha;l;lhu;.  mtuJ rtg;bgl;oapy; \q ngUk; MSf;bfhU ftiug; nghl;lh';f.  bfh";r neuk; fHpj;Jg; ghjpupahu; mGJf;fpl;nl/ "ehd; vGgjhapuk; +gha;jhd; nghl;nld;.  xU mehij FHe;ijnahl fy;tpf;fhf mjpypUe;J Kg;gjhapuk; +ghia vLj;Jl;nld;D" Fw;wt[zu;nthL brhd;dhu;.

,ijf; nfl;lJk; lhf;lUk;" ehd; ehw;gjhapuk; +gha;jhd; nghl;nld;.  kUj;Jtkidapy; xU bk#pd; th';fwJf;fhf mWgjhapuk; +ghia vLj;Jl;nld;.  ehd; ghtp"-D buhk;g mGjhu;.  mijf; nfl;Ll;oUe;j tf;fPYf;Ff; nfhgk; te;jJ. " r;nr * ehd; c';fis khjpup Vkhj;J Mrhkp fpilahJ.  Risah xU yl;rk; +gha;f;F brf; vGjp me;j rtg;bgl;of;Fs;s nghl;Ll;nld;dhu;."


xU tf;fPyplk; "eP';f buhk;g fh!;l;yp tf;fPy; .. .. xU nfs;tpf;F Mapuk; +gha; th';FtP';fd;D nfs;tpg;gl;nld;.  ehd; buz;lhapuk; +gha; jnud;.  vd;ndhl buz;L nfs;tpfSf;F gjpy; brhy;tP';fsh" >-D nfl;lhd; xUj;jd;.

"epr;rakh .. .. * rup .. .. c';f buz;lhtJ nfs;tp vd;d">-D nfl;lhu; tf;fPy;.


bel; n$hf; *

kuzg; gLf;ifapypUe;j fztd;/ jd; kidtpaplk; xt;bthU thu;j;ijahfr; brhy;ypf;bfhz;oUe;jhd;.  "cdf;Fj; bjupa[kh.  vd;ndhl vy;yh f#;l fhy';fs;ya[k; eP vd; Tlnt ,Ue;jpUf;nf.  ehd; xU tpgj;Jy rpf;fpdg;g Tlnt ,Ue;J ftdpr;Rf;fpl;nl vd;ndhl gp!pd!; behor;Rg; nghdg;g ijupak; brhd;dJ ePjhd;.  clk;g[ nkhrkhfp.  VbHl;L khrkh nfhkht[y ,Ue;jg;gt[k; Tlnt ,Ue;J ghu;j;Jf; fpl;lJ ePjhd;.  ,ijbay;yhk; epidr;Rg; ghu;f;fwg;ngh .. .."

"vnkh#dyhfhjP';f .. .. vd; flikiaj;jhnd br";nrd; "* fz;zPu; cFj;jhs; kidtp.

bghUl;gLj;jhky; fztd; brhd;dhd; - "FWf;nf ngrhjo rdpand. .. ePjhd; vdf;F vy;yh Jujpu;#;lj;ija[k; bfhz;Lte;jpUf;nf *"


vy;.nf.$p. gof;fpw c';f igaDf;Fg; ngha; vJf;F buz;L upf;#h .. >

xz;q g[j;jfj;Jf;F .. .. *


v';fs; gs;spapy; ,k;khjj;jpw;Fs; nru;f;fg;gLk; FHe;ijfSf;F ghl g[j;jf';fs; itj;J ,Gj;Jr; bry;Yk; mHfpa js;S tz;o ,ytrk;*


,e;j lhf;lUf;Fr; brhe;jkh xU !;Ty;Tl ,Uf;F .. .. *

,Uf;fyhk; .. .. mJf;fhf f;spdpf;y ml;kpl; gz;wJf;Ff;Tl ,g;go vd;l;ud;!; vf;!hk; vy;yhk; itf;fqkh >


vd;d lhf;lu; .. .. vd;id mWitrpfpr;ir gz;qtP';fD ghu;j;jh fo n$hf;fh brhy;ypl;oUf;fP';f .. .. >

,Jjhd; mWitrpfpr;ir .. .. *


me;j Ms; rupahd Kd;$hf;fpuij Kj;jz;zh .. ..

Vd; .. .. >

mtUf;F ep$g; gy; ,Uf;F MdhYk; ghf;bfl;y vg;gt[k; gy;brl; btr;rpUf;fhU *


murpay;thjpfSf;Fk; fpupf;bfl; g;nsau;!%f;Fk; tpj;jpahrnk ,y;yhk nghapLr;R .. ..

xnu xU tpj;jpahrk; ,Uf;F .. .. mt';f vbyf;#d;ny b$apr;R rk;ghjpf;fpwh';f .. .. ,t';f khl;r;ny njhj;J rk;ghjpf;fpwh';f *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 11-6-2000