This Weeks' Jokes

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mJ jpUl;L uapyh vd;dd;w tpgubky;yhk; eP';f uapy;nt oghu;l;bkz;ilj;jhd; rhu; nfl;fqk; .. ..


nej;J ele;j nkl;r;Ry buz;L mzpa[k; thH;th rhthd;D nghuhodh';f >

b$apf;fpwJf;fh >

,y;y njhf;fwJf;F *


vd; bghz;qf;Fj; jkpnH rupah ngr tukhl;nl';FJ *

ftiyg;glhjP';f * mt gpd;dho bgupa o.tp. bjhFg;ghsuh te;JLth *


ts;StUf;F tisay;/ nkhjpuk; bef;yi! tpl njhL/ bjh';fl;lhd;jhd; buhk;gg; gpof;Fkh vg;go >

bry;tj;Js; bry;tk; brtpr; bry;tk;D brhy;whnu *


Rfhjhuj; Jiw mikr;riu vJf;F ifJ gz;zpl;L nghwh';f >

muR fk;g;a{l;lu;fspy; itu!; jhf;fhk ,Uf;f jLg;g{rp nghl;l fzf;Fd;D Vfg;gl;l gzk; mor;rpl;lhU *


rpiwr;rhiyia Rj;jpg; ghj;Jl;L jiytu; tUj;jg;gl;lhuh Vd; >

me;jf;fhyj;Jny ,t;tst[ trjp ,Ue;jpUe;jh Rtnuwp Fjpr;R mtu; jg;gpapUf;f khl;lhuhk; *


kd;diug; g[fHe;J ghod g[ytUf;F Vd; rt[f;fo ju;wh';f >

kd;du; tHf;fkh ifapypUf;fwij mg;gona FLj;jpLthU * g[ytnuhl nahfk; rt[f;fhg; nghapLr;rp *


lhf;lu; Mg;nu#d; Ko";r ng#z;ilg; ghu;f;fyhkh >

neh neh khu;r;Rtupf;bfy;yhk; eP';f nghf TlhJ.

ed;wp FKjk; 8-6-2000

ek;k jiytu; lhf;lu; khjpup *

vg;go >

lhf;lu; vd;d vGjp ,Uf;fpwhu; vd;gJk; g[upahJ ek;k jiytu; vd;d brhy;fpwhu; vd;gJk; g[upahJ *


Mgnu#d; ntz;lhk;D jpUk;g thu;Lf;nf miHr;rpl;L nghwP';fns Vd; lhf;lu; >

eP';f mjpu;#;lfhuu; ehd; vjpu;ghu;j;j gzk; ntW ,lj;jpny ,Ue;J fpilr;rpLr;R *


bel; n$hf;

me;j jk;gjpf;F jpUkzkhfp ,Ugj;ije;J Mz;Lfs; Mfpd;wd. fztdJ mWgjhtJ gpwe;jehs; tpHh tpkupirahf bfhz;lhlg;gl;Lf; bfhz;oUe;jJ. me;j nfhyhfy bfhz;lhl;lj;Jf;fpilna kpd;dy; fPw;whf te;J cjpj;jJ xU njtij. "c';fspd; ,izgpupahj thH;f;ifia bkr;Rfpnwd; vdJ md;g[ guprhf MSf;bfhU tuk; jUfpnwd; nfS';fs; *" vd;wJ.

kidtp nfl;lhs; " ,j;jid fhyk; v';fs; thH;f;if VH;ikapnyna fHpe;Jtpl;lJ. mLj;j Ciuf;Tl ghu;f;f ,ayhj gupjhg epiyikapnyna ,Ue;Jtpl;nlhk; cyfk; KGf;f eh';fs; Rw;wpg; ghu;f;f cjtp bra;jhny nghJk; *"

fz;fis \o iffisr; RHw;wp " $Pg{k;gh brhd;d njtij mLj;j tpehona ifepiwa tpkhd of;bfl;Lfis tutiHj;Jj; je;jJ. ,g;nghJ fztdpd; Kiw. kidtpia Xuf; fz;zhy; ghu;j;jgo ja';fpj; ja';fpf; nfl;lhd; " vd;idtpl Kg;gJ taJ Fiwe;j bgz;qf;F ehd; g[U#dhf ntz;Lk; >"

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jl;L nghl;L cl;fhu;e;j clnd vd; fztUf;Fr; rhg;ghL nghl;Llqk; ,y;iyd;dh buhk;gf; nfhgk; tUk; ..

Vd; >

f#;lg;gl;L rikr;R btr;rpw mtUf;F ,JTlg; gz;ziyd;dh gpd;d nfhgk; tuhjh >


ePa[k; cd; khkpahUk; xnu tPl;Ly ,Uf;fP';fns rikay; ahu; gz;qth >

xU ehs; vd; fztu; gz;qthU kW ehs; vd; khkdhu; gz;qthU.


c';f khkpahu; jdf;F njs; bfhl;od tp#aj;ij cd;fpl;nl brhy;yypah >

Mkhk; * brhd;dh v';f ehd; re;njh#g;gl;LLntndhd;D tapj;bjupr;ry; ..


lhf;lu; * vd; fztUf;F "hgfkwjp tpahjp mjpfkh nghr;R ..

Vd; .. .. >

mtUjhd; lhf;lu; rikay; gz;whU Mdh rhg;gpLk;nghJ rikay; ey;yh ,y;iyD vd;idj; jpl;whU .. ..


,e;jk;kh igaDf;Fj;jhd; ,d;Dk; fy;ahznk Mfiyna. gpd;nd ,t';fis Vd; mbu!;l; gz;wh';f >

igad; fhjypf;fw !;nl$;ypna mtd; fhjypia ,t';f bfhLikg;gLj;j Muk;gpr;Rl;lh';fshk; .. ..


nghdhg;;nghFJd;D vd; khkpahiug; ghu;f;f b$apYf;Fg; nghfyhk;D ghu;j;jh vd;id tuntz;lhk;Dl;lh *

Vd; >

tujl;riz ghf;fpiaf; bfhLj;Jl;L mg;g[wk; te;J ghu;j;jh nghJk;Dl;lh *


,e;j thuk; J}j;Jf;Fo ( jpnu!;g[uk; ) kPdtu;fsplk; tiytPrp n$hf;Ffs; *

Rz;zhk;g[f;Fg; gjpyh o!;blk;gu; gad;glj;jhyhk;D me;j MSfpl;lr; brhd;dpah .. .. >

Mkh * Vd; >

m';nf ghU btj;jiyf;Ff;Tl Rz;zhk;g[f;Fg; gjpyh o!;blk;gu; jltwhU *


v';f MS xUj;jd; g!;!py; of;bfl; vLf;fhkg; ngha; ,w';Fk;nghJ brf;fp'; ,d;!;bgf;lu;fpl;l khl;of;fpl;lhd;. "Vk;g;gh of;bfl; vLf;fny>"D nfl;lJf;F "ehd; ,e;j g!;!pnyna tuny"-D rhjpr;rhd; mJf;F me;j brf;fp';/ "Va; eP g!;!py; te;jijj;jhd; ghu;j;njnd * of;bfl; vLf;fhk te;jJk; ,y;yhk bgha; ntw brhy;Ywpah >"-D rj;jk; nghl;lhu;.

" rhu; Rk;kh mjl;lhjP';f ehd;jhd; ,e;j g!;!pnyna tuny';fpnwd;y mg;go te;jpUe;jhj;jhd; of;bfl; vLj;jpUg;ngnd ,jpypUe;nj bjupaiyah ehd; g!;!pnyna tunyd;D >" mg;god;D brhy;ypapUf;fhd; ,ijf; nfl;l me;j brf;fp'; ,d;!;bgf;lu; thailr;Rg; nghapl;lhU *


ek;k jiytU ,g;gy;yhk; nkilapy tlehl;Lj; jiytu;fnshL buz;L iffisa[k; J}f;fp ngh!;bfhLflfpwijna tpl;Ll;lhU bjupa[kh >

Vd; >

nghdthuk; ,g;go ele;j Tl;lj;Jy ngh!; bfhLf;fwg;g mtnuhl ntl;o mt[e;J nghr;R *


xU thj;jpahu; fzf;Fg; ghlk; elj;jpf;fpl;oUe;jhu;. xU khztidg; ghu;j;J ehd; c';f mg;ght[f;F Iahapuk; +gha; fld; bfhLf;fpnwd; xU khrj;Jf;F buz;L rjtpj tl;oD btr;Rf;fpl;lh MW khrk; fHpr;R cd; mg;gh vdf;F vt;tst[ +gha; jUthu; >-D nfl;lhu;.

mjw;F khztd; g{$ak; - D tpil brhd;dhd; clnd me;j Mrpupau; nghlh kf;F cdf;F fzf;nf bjupaiy-D mof;fg;nghdhU. mJf;F me;j khztd; vdf;Ff; fzf;F ey;yhj; bjupa[k; rhu; Mdh c';fSf;Fj;jhd; v';f mg;ghitg; gj;jpj; bjupahJ-d;dhd;.


fly; mupg;igj; jlf;f vd;d bra;a ntz;Lk; >

brhwp";RtplDk; .. .. *


xU fpuhkj;jpy; Muha;r;rpapy; <Lgl;oUe;j tp";"hdpaplk; ghkud; xUtd; vd;d rhkp bra;awP';f > vd;W nfl;lhd;.

jhtu Muha;r;rpapy; <Lgl;oUf;nfd; vd;whu; me;j tp";"hdp.

mg;goah * xU ehisf;F vj;jid jlit jht[wP';f .. .> vd;W kPz;Lk; nfl;lhd; me;jg; ghkud;.


fly;kPDf;Fk; Fsj;JkPDf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

Fsj;JkPidr; rikr;rh cg;g[g; nghlqk; fly;kPDf;F cg;g[g; nghlntz;lhk;.


tyJ fz; Jof;FJ lhf;lu; *

vj;jid ehsh >

ahUf;Fj; bjupa[k; ,g;gj;jhd; c';f fz;izf; ftdpr;nrd;.


Crpia v';nf nghl;Lf;fwP';f .. .. >

rl;ilg; igapy nghL';f lhf;lu; gj;jpukhapUf;Fk; *


g[Jrh v';f MgP!%f;F ntiyf;F te;jpUf;fpna cd;idg; gj;jpf; bfh";rk; brhy;Yg;gh >

ehd; J}';Fk;nghJ Fwl;il tplkhl;nld; Mdh vd;id ahuhtJ ghjp J}f;fj;Jy vGg;gpl;;lh ga';fu nfhgk; tUk;.


fhyk; khw ntz;oaJjhd; mJf;fhf ,g;goah >

Vd; .. >

nej;J v';f tPl;Lf;F xU jpUld; gPu';fpnahl te;jpUe;jhd; *

ed;wp Mde;jtpfld; 4-6-2000

c';f igad; mt';f mk;khit kk;kpd;D Tg;gplwhd; c';fis fk;kp-d;D Tg;gplwhnd Vd; rhu; >

tPl;y vdf;F gtu; buhk;g fk;kpahk; mjhd; Fj;jpf;fhl;whd; *


jiytnu * bjhz;lu;fs; Tl;lkh ,Uf;fpwg;g Ml;nlhfpuh`g; nghlhjP';fd;D brhd;ndd; nfl;O';fsh >

Vd; ,g;g vd;dhr;R >

Tl;lj;njhL Tl;lkh vtndh xUj;jd; c';f brf;g[f;Fy ifbaGj;J th';fpl;lhd;.


fz;zh cd;Tl tpisahl jk;gpg; ghg;gh/ j';fr;rpg; ghg;gh ntz;lhkhlh fz;zh >

vdf;fhf eP';f f#;lg;gl ntz;lhk; lho .. .. ehd; vjpu;tPl;Lg; ghg;gh Tl tpisahof;fpnwd; *


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vd;d brhy;wP';f >

vd; rpj;jpia fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fwP';fshD nfl;nld;.


vd; fhjypia jpdKk; gPr;Rf;Ff; Tl;og;ngha; Rz;ly; th';fpf; bfhLj;jJ jg;ghg; nghr;rp *

Vd; >

Rz;ly;fhundhl mts; xol;lh.


kuzg;gLf;ifapy; ,Uf;fpw me;j mk;kh kfid fpl;nl mihr;R Vnjh brhy;wh';fns vd;d >

rpdpkhtpy; tu;w khjpup jd; fle;j fhy thH;f;ifia `g;sh#; ngf; brhy;wh';f*


ePjpgjp - Fw;wthspia rhFk;tiu J}f;fpypl cj;jutpLfpnwd; eP VjhtJ brhy;y tpUk;g[fpwhah >

Fw;wthsp - eP';f buhk;gnt jy;ytUd;D nfs;tpg;gl;nld; mij ,g;gj; jhd; g[up";Rfpl;nld;.


lhf;lu; mnefkh fpupf;bfl; tPuUf;F Mgnu#d; gz;whUd;D epidf;fpnwd;.

Vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

btspapy gpiHr;Rg;ghuh khl;lhuhd;D bgl; fl;lwh';fns


rhz; Vwpdh KHk; rWf;FJ';f .. *

VWk;nghJ fhYy fapWkhl;of;fpl;L VW';f rWf;fhJ.


ek;k ehl;onyna vija[k; g{l;o itf;fhj murpay; gpuKfu; ,Uf;fhuh ahu; mtu; >

g{l;lhrp';


vHt[ tPl;Ly ngha; rpupr;R rpupr;R ngRwhnu ahUg;gh mtU >

,e;j Cu;nyna rpupg;gh rpupr;rtU';f.


xU glk; vLf;f vd;bdd;d ntqk; >

glj;ijg; ghu;f;f $d';f ntqk;.


vJf;Fa;ah tay Rj;jp ,Uf;fpw ntypbay;yhk; gpupr;R vwpa[wP';f

ntypna gapiu nkawjh btspapy ngrpf;fpwh';f.


eP ghu;j;j bghz;q |njtp khjpup ,Uf;fhd;d brhy;w mg;g[wk; Vd; ntz;lh';fnw >

|njtp khjpup FHe;ijnahl ,Uf;fhns *


vd;d';f * c';f clk;g[ buhk;g ,isr;Rg; nghr;R >

ftiyjhd; .. ..

vd;d ftiy >

clk;g[ ,isr;Rg; nghr;nrd;w ftiyjhd;.


fy;ahzj;jd;dpf;F nghl;l eif bay;yhk; v';nfd;D nfl;lhy; khk;gps;is vd;d ill;lhdpf;D brhy;whU >

vy;yhk; \H;fpg; nghr;rhk;.


J}u vJ ,Ue;jhYk; bjupa khl;nl';FJ lhf;lu;.

mg;g fpl;lg;ngha; ghU';f.

epyhitbay;yhk; vg;go lhf;lu; fpl;nl ngha; ghu;f;f Koa[k; >


vd; igad; kj;jg; gr';fis khjpup #f;fyf;f nggp #f;fyf;f nggp gh;bly;yhk; ghl khl;lhd; btWk; gf;jpg; ghl;Ljhd; ghLthd;.

Mg;goah >

Mkhk; Mz;lhS vd; Mz;lhS .. .. jpUg;gjp vGkiy bt';fnlrh./ ag;gh ag;gh Iag;gh * ,e;j khjpupjhd; ghLthd; *.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 9-6-2000

tPl;Lf;Fj; jpUld; te;jg;g jpUld; jpUld;D fj;jkh uhkrhkp uhkrhkp-D fj;jpdP';fshnk Vd; >

mtd;jhd; jd;ndhl ngiur; brhy;ypf; fj;jr; brhd;dhd; *


c';f filrpg; igad; xUj;jd; Ciur; Rj;jpf;fpl;L ,Ug;ghnd mtd; ,g;g vd;d gz;whd; >

mtdh oy;ypapy; nghyP!; !;nl#d; nfhu;l; vk;g;sha;bkz;l MgP!; vy;yhk; elj;jpf;fpl;L uh$h khjpup ,Uf;fhd;.


naht; ru;tu; fhgpy; < fplf;F ghU *

rhup rhu; gy;ypaj; J}f;fpg; nghl;ltd; ,ijf; ftdpf;fhk tpl;Ll;nld; *


tf;fPy; rhu; * vd; nfi! vLj;Jg;gP';fsh >

vd;d nf!; >

Kjy;y jpUl;Lf; nf!hj;jhd; ,Ue;jJ * Mdh me;jf; nfi! vLj;Jf;f KoahJd;D brhd;d xU tf;fPiy btl;ol;nld; ,g;g bfhiyf; nf!hapLr;R *


vd; kUkfd; fpl;l bgupa QPnuh khjpup ,Uf;fP';fd;d ghuhl;oaJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; vd;dhr;R >

nuhl;Ly fz;l ,lj;Jy vd; kfnshl ?al; ghl Muk;gpr;Rl;lhU *


Vd; rpf;fid !;g{d;y rhg;gplwP';f >

lhf;lu; mirtnk bjhlf;TlhJd;Dl;lhu; *


mtu; Vd; vg;bghGJk; \iyapnyna epw;fpwhu; >

\isia cgnahfpf;f ntz;Lk; vd;W brhd;dijj; jtwh vLj;Jf;fpl;lhu; nghypUf;F *


epUgu;fSf;F gae;J ifjpjhnd Kfj;ij bghj;jpf;Fthd; *

,';nf nghyP!;fhuu; \ol;Lg; nghwhnu > Fw;wthsp ke;jpupf;F ntz;lg;gl;ltdhk; *.


me;j lhf;lu; Rj;j igj;jpakh ,Uf;fhU *

Vd; >

ghiyf; fha;r;rpf; For;rh ghy;tpid ngha; tuhJd;whU *.


Vd; me;j eoif iluf;lnuhl rz;il nghlwh';f >

Pack-up-d;D brhy;wJf;Fg; gjpyh eoifiag; ghu;j;J Back-upd;D brhy;ypl;lhuhk; *


tpHh nkilapy; cauj;jpy; xU bgupa iyl; nghl;oUf;nf .. .. >

mJjhd; ,e;j epfH;r;rpapd; iQiyl; .. *


vd; bghz;iza[k; khg;gps;isiaa[k; ghofpl;nl Kjyput[ bfhz;lhlr; brhy;wP';f >

fjt[f;Fj; jhH;g;ghs; ,y;iy *


rpfbul;il Vd; thapnyna itr;Rf;fpl;oUf;fP';f >

lhf;lu; rpfbul;ilg; gpof;ff; TlhJ-d;D brhy;ypl;lhU


vJf;f mtiu brUg;ghy mor;nr >

mtu;jhd; mor;brUg;ghnyd;D brhd;dhu; *


`igdhd;rpy; fl;oa gzbky;yhk; vg;goj; jpUk;gp te;Jr;rp >

Kjyhspf;Fg; gf;fthjk; te;jjhy; xl Koaiyahk; *


brhe;jkh g';fsh ,Uf;fk; nghJ Vd; Foir th';fpapUf;nf >

Foirj; bjhHpy; bjhl';fg; nghnwd; *


fhjy; fy;ahzk; gz;z xog;nghd n$ho M!;gj;jpupapy ,Uf;fh';fshnk ..

Vd; >

fhy; jLf;fpf; fPnH tpGe;Jl;lh';fshk; .. ..


c';f eha;f;Fg; gpwe;j ehs; bfhz;lhl ntz;oaJjhd; mJf;fhf vy;nyhUf;;Fk; !;tPl;Lf;Fg; gjpyh eha; gp!;fl; bfhLf;fwJ mt;tst[ ey;yh ,y;iy *


ehd; c';f kfd; khjpupD vd; khkpahu;fpl;lbrhy;ypUf;ff;TlhJ *

Vd; >

,g;gf; bfh";r ehsh mt';fSk; if ePl;l Muk;gpr;Rl;lh';f *


nghd tU#k; Ml;nlhit btapl; gz;zr; brhy;ypl;Lg; ngrhkg; nghapl;oah >

Mkhk; mJf;bfd;d ,g;gh >

Ml;nlhf;fhuu; btapl;o'; rhu;$; ehg;gjhapuk; nfl;L te;jpUf;fhu;


rPf;fpukh eP';f c';f btapl;ilf; Fiwf;fqk; *

mg;go vd;d mtruk; >

fhjy; fhl;rpy c';fisj; J}f;fp eof;fr; brhd;dh QPnuh ?g; nghlr; brhy;whU *


rhu; brhd;dh nfS';f c';fSf;fk; ilg;gp!;l;Lf;Fk; bjhlu;g[d;D bkhl;ilf; fojk; te;jpUf;fyhk; mJf;Fk; vd; jiyf;Fk; bjhlu;g[ ,y;iy rhu; ,J rj;jpakh jpUg;gjpapy; nghl;l bkhl;il rhu; *


me;j eoiff;Fg; ge;jh mjpfk;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

lhf;luplk; jiy Rj;JJD brhy;yhk bjhg;g[s; Rj;JJD brhy;wh';fns *


,J ga';fukhd jpfpy; glkh vg;gor; brhy;nw >

tpf; KoTl rpYj;Jf;Fnj *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 4-6-2000