This Week's Jokes

Ml;nlh.. . ahH;g;ghzk; nghfqk; tu;wpah.. .>

vd;d';f.. . fpz;lyh >

ePjhdg;gh brhd;nd.. . #hu;l; o!;bld;!;yhk; tu KoahJD.. .


bkfh rPupay; vLf;fw jahupg;ghsnuhl  bgz;izg; ghu;f;fg; nghdJ jg;gh nghr;R.. .

Vd; >

fhiyy bghz;q ghu;f;f tur; brhy;ypl;L rha';fhyk;jhd; bghz;izf; fz;y fhz;gpr;rhU .. .


v';f MgP!;y blypnghd; vJt[k; ntiy bra;aiy. ..

blypnghDkh.. .>

ek;k buz;L ngUf;Fk; mLj;j thuk; fy;ahzk;';fw tp#aj;ij Rz;ly;fhud;fpl;nl brhy;yhnj.. .

Vd; >

bjup";rh Rz;ly; ghf;fpia brl;oy; gz;zr; brhy;Ythd;.. .*


me;j lhf;lu; bfh";rk; rpdpkh igj;jpak; nghypUf;F.. .

Vd; >

Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;y fuz;l; fl;lhr;Rd;dh clnd tprpyof;fpwhU.. .*


MgP!; cs;ns gpr;irf;fhud; te;Jl;Lg; nghwhnd.. . vJt[k; nfl;fkhl;O';fsh.. .>

mtnd gpr;irf;fhud;.. . mtd; fpl;nl ngha; y";rk; nfl;lh ey;yh ,Uf;fhJ rhu;.. *


vypf;F Mz;ltd; Vd; thiyg; gilr;rpUf;fhd;/ bjupa[kh >

Vd; >

brj;j gpwF gpor;Rj; Jhf;fpg;nghl trjpahf ,Uf;Fnk.. . mJf;Fj; jhd;.. *

!;Ty; thj;jpahu; cyf nkg;igf; fhl;o/ igad;fpl;nl ,e;jpah v';nf ,Uf;F fhl;L.. > D brhd;dhu;.igad; mikjpah ,Ue;jhd;.

Vz;lh/ cdf;Fj; bjupa[kh/ bjupahjh .. > D thj;jpahu; nfl;lJf;F/ bjupa[k;.. . Mdh/ ehd; jha;ehl;ilf; fhl;of; bfhLf;f khl;nld; rhu;..D brhd;dhd; me;jg; igad; *


Xtpag; nghl;o xz;q ele;jJ.  rpd;dg; gr';f epiwag;ngU glk; tiu";R bfhLj;jh';f. xU igad; bfhLj;j ngg;gu; kl;Lk; bts;isah ,Ue;jJ.  kh!;lUf;Fg; ga';fu nfhgk;.

vd;dlh ,J >D nfl;lhu;.

xU ML g[y;  jp';fw Xtpak; rhu;. dhd;  igad;.

kh!;lUf;Ff; FHg;gkhapLr;R/ ML/ g[y; vy;yhk;  v';nflh > dhu;.

g[y; vg;go ,Uf;Fk; rhu; > mJjhd; ML jpd;DLr;nr * d;dhd; igad;

mg;god;dh MlhtJ ,Uf;fqnk.. .> dhu; kh!;lu;.

g[y; ,y;yhj ,lj;jpy; Ml;Lf;F vd;d rhu; ntiy > mjdhy; Xog; nghapLr;R*d;dhd; igad;.


btspa{u; nghapUe;j ,d;!;bgf;lu;/ !;nl#Df;F nghd; gz;zp Vl;olk; nfl;lhu;.

vd;da;ah. .. vg;go ,Uf;F ek;k !;nl#d; >

vy;yhk; kh\yh jhd; elf;FJ Iah *


nuhl;oy; buz;L ngu; fl;og; g[uz;L rz;il nghl;Lf;fpl;oUe;jh';f.  gf;fj;jpy; xU igad; epd;D mg;gh/ mg;gh…D mGJl;oUe;jhd;.  me;j tHpah nghd xUj;jd;.  me;j igadplk; vd;dlh gpur;id.. Vd; mHnw>D nfl;lhd;. me;jg; igad; mg;gh/ mg;gh…D bjhlu;e;J mGjhd;.  rz;il nghl;Lf;fpl;oUf;fw buz;L ngu;y c';fg;gh ahUlh >D nfl;lJf;F mJf;Fj;jhd; buz;L ngUk; rz;il nghlwh';f…D brhy;ypl;L kWgoa[k; mGjhd; me;jg; igad;.

epjp epWtdj;jpny ,Ugj;j";rhapuk;  +gha; blghrpl; nghl;oUe;njd;.. . nghapLr;R.. * nju;jYf;fhf btr;rpUe;njd;.. .

mJny nghfntz;oa blghrpl; ,Jnyna nghapLr;R.. . tpL';f *


bel; n$hf; *

Cjhupj;jdkhf bryt[ gz;qk; jdJ kfDf;F ghf;bfl; kzp jUtJ bjhlu;ghf kidtpaplk; Mnyhrid elj;jpf; bfhz;oUe;jhu; mtu;. lhu;yp';* ,dpnk mtd; jpUe;jpLthd;D beidf;fpnwd;.  xt;bthU +gha[k; vt;tst[ kjpg;ghdJd;D nej;J uhj;jpup tpyhthupah mtDf;F vLj;Jr; brhy;ypapUf;nfd; *

Xnfh. .. eP';fjhdh mJ >

vJ >

,d;dpf;F fhiy vd;fpl;nl te;J/ +gha;f;F ,t;nsh kl;lkhd kjpg;g[ ,Uf;fpwJ nej;Jjhd; bjup";rJ.  ghf;bfl; kzpia lhyu;y bfhL-D mtd; mlk;gpor;rhnd.. . mJ c';fshyjhdh >


Vd; c';f blypnghid tpj;Jl;O';f >

ml.. . jpOu; jpOu;D vtdhtJ nghd; gz;zp/ F#p-ypUe;J xU ghl;L nghL';f…D gLj;jwhd;ah *


xU thukh eP';fSk; tuny/ khztu;fSk; tuiyna.. . vg;go nghu;#d;i! fk;g;sPl; gz;zP';f >

buz;nl ngu;jhnd.. . jpdKk; nghd; gz;qth';f.. . nghd;yna brhy;ypf; bfhLj;JLntd; *


nr.. . ek;k gs;spf; Tlj;jpd; epiyik ,g;goah Mfqk;.. >

Vd;.. >

ek;k gpupd;!pghy; xU nriu vLj;Jf;fpl;L/ jpdKk; tPLtPlh ngha; !Pl; ,Uf;F.. . gr';f fpilf;Fkh. .>D nfl;Ll;L tu;whU *


bly;ypapy bkha;f;fpw <-f;F vd;d ngu; brhy;Y.. >

vd;d ngU.. >

nfgply; -< *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld;  2-7-2000

fhjypf;fpwnghJ xnu fyfyg;ghf  ,Ue;jJ.

fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; gpwF *

xnu if fyg;g[jhd; *


vd;d * me;j murpay;thjp rYhd;fhuu;fpl;nl ngha; jfuhW gz;whU .

Kobtl;Lk;nghJ mtUf;Fg; nghj;jpd Jz;il mtUf;nf bfhLf;fqkhk;.


ehd; kidtpia o nghl;Lj;jhd; Tg;gpLntd;.

eP';f >

vdf;Ff; Tl Mirjhd;.  Mdh eP';f nfhtpg;gP';fns.. .


lhf;lu; * eP';f bfhLj;j fz;zhoiag; nghl;l gpwF Tl vd;dhy vGjg; gof;f Koaiy.. .

Mr;rupakh ,Uf;nf *

,Jy vd;d Mr;rupak; ,Uf;F > vdf;Fj;jhd; gog;g[ thridna fpilahnj lhf;lu;.


F.f. Mgnu#d;/ nk$u; Mgnu#dh. ,y;y ikdu; Mgnu#dh lhf;lu;. ..>

kidtpf;Fg; gz;zh nk$u; Mgnu#d;.  rpd;d tPl;Lf;F gz;zh ikdu; Mgnu#d;.. .


RLfhl;Lf;F vg;gog; nghfqk;.. .>

brj;Jg;nghfqk;.. .


c';fSf;F vg;ngh ,Ue;J fz; bjupany.. >

c';f kfisf; fhjypf;f Muk;gpr;rjpypUe;Jjhd; rhu;.


,d;!;bgf;lu; * vd; fw;g[ fst[ nghapLr;R *

nklk;.  ehd; ,g;ngh fz;Lgpof;f ntz;oaJ fw;igah > fsthLd Misah >


,g;g tu;w gl';fnsh iloy;y ke;j;uh M.K. M.gp…….d;D nghlwh';fns/
Vd; >

ke;j;uh Mgnu#d; Kd;/ gpd;.


cd;idg; ghu;f;Fk; nghbjy;yhk; cd; kUkfs; fPiuiaf; fps;s Muk;gpr;rpLthsh > Vd; >

vd;id mt fps;Sf;fPiuah epidf;fpwhshk; *


,d;!;bgf;lu;/ vd; rk;rhuj;ij gj;J ehsh fhnzhk;';f

,j;jid ehsh Vd; tuiy >

bfh";r ehshtJ re;njh#kh ,Uf;fyhk;…D epidr;nrd; rhu;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 7-7-2000

lhf;lu;.. . vdf;Fr; rsp gpor;rpUf;F *

rsp ey;yhnt ,Uf;fhJ * mij ngha; gpor;rpUf;FD brhy;wP';fns >


kfspu; mzpj; jiytpiaf; fhjypr;rJ jg;g[ *

Vd; >

gPr;Rf;Ff; fhjypf;f Cu;tykh tu;wh *


,iraikg;ghsu; njtht[f;F gpoj;j uhfk; vd;d bjupa[kh >

bjupaiyna *

fhgp uhfk;jhd; *


ck; g[U#Df;Fj; Foia kwf;f khj;jpiu je;jJ jg;gh nghr;rh Vd; >

FLk;gj;ij kwe;Jl;Lr; Rj;jwhU *


vd;ndhl kPir fkyQhrd; kPir khjpup ,Uf;FD vg;gor; brhy;nw >

kPirapy; ypg; !;of; xl;oapUf;nf *


gj;J kzpf;F lhz;D MgP!; nghfyhk;D ghu;j;jh Koaiy *

Vd; .. . eLtpy; VjhtJ gpur;rpidah >

,d;Dk; ntiyna fpilf;fiyna *


vypg;bghwp bra;a vd;id Vd; Tg;gpLwP';f >

eP';f bghwpay; ty;Ydu;D brhd;dh';fns *


lhf;lu; * eP';f vdf;F "hgfkwjp tpahjpf;F kUe;J vGjpf; bfhLj;jP';fns.. . mJ v';nfa[k; fpilf;fiy.. .

ve;jf; filny nfl;O';f.. >

vy;yh kspiff; filnya[k; nfl;Ll;nld; lhf;lu; *


ehd; jhd; brhd;ndnd * me;j eu;!up !;Ty;y ga';fukh gP!; gpL';Fth';fd;D.. .

mJf;fhf - fj;jpiaf; fhz;gpr;Rg; gpL';fwJ ey;yhapy;iy *


rhk;ghu;y Vd; ,g;go cg;igf; bfhl;o btr;rpUf;nf >

,d;dpf;F c';fk;kh Cu;nyUe;J tu;wjh brhy;ypapUe;jP';fns >


tptrhak; gz;wtiuf; fy;ahzk; bra;Jfpl;lJ jg;gh nghr;rp *

Vd; >

FHe;ij tpisahl nrhsf;fhl;Lg; bghk;ikia th';fpl;L te;jpUf;fhu; *


jiytiuf; fl;rpapnyUe;J ePf;fpl;lh';fshnk >

kdpjr; r';fpypf;Fr; r';fpyp th';fpa bryt[ ,uz;L yl;rk;D fzf;Ff; fhl;oapUf;fhuhk;

Mapuk; gf;fk; cdf;F xUj;ju; fhjy; fojk; vGjp mDg;gpapUf;fhnu.. . ahUo mJ >

o.tp.apy; bkfh rPupaYf;Ff; fij vGjwtuhk; *


me;jg; gpr;irf;fhud; tPl;Lf;F tPL Vnjh je;Jl;Lg; nghwhnd .. . vd;d mJ>

Urpahfr; rikg;gJ vg;go > ';fw g[j;jfk; *


murpay;thjp kfisf; fhjypr;rJ tk;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

gPr;y ehd; Rz;ly; th';fpf; FLj;jhy; clnd if jl;wh *


vd; ghl;o jpdKk; !;Ty; nghFJ *

Mr;rupakh ,Uf;nf *

Mahth ,Uf;F *


o!;bgd;rup thry;y fil btr;rJf;Fg; ngha; me;j lhf;lu; Vd;  ,g;go rj;jk; nghlwhU >

gpd;d * o!;bgd;rup thry;y nuh$h khiy/ kyu; tisabky;yhk; tpj;jh lhf;lu; Rk;kh ,Ug;ghuh >


kiythH; kf;fs;/ ,Lg;gpy; ,iyfisj;jhd; Milahff; fl;oapUg;ghu;fs;.  ehk; mtu;fisr; re;jpf;fg; nghfpnwhk; *

,iya[jpu; fhyj;jpy; nghfyhk; rhu; *


ehk epidr;rh Kd;dg; gpd;dj; bjupahjt';fisf;Tl brhe;jkhf;fpf; bfhs;syhk;D brhy;wh';fns.. . cz;ikah >

cz;ikjhd; *

c';fis Kd;dg; gpd;dj; bjupahj vdf;F c';f bghz;izf; FL';f khkh *


ek;k igad; bgupatdhdJk; y";rk; th';Fthd; nghypUf;F *

vg;gor; brhy;nw > murpay;y Mu;tk; ,Uf;fh >

,y;y.. . fpupf;bfl;y Mu;tk; ,Uf;F *

ek;k fl;rpj; bjhz;lu;fSf;F ge;jh mjpfk;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

jPf;Fspg;g[g; nghuhl;lj;Jf;F nf!; rpypz;lnuhL te;jpUf;fh';fns *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 2-7-2000