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vdf;F \is ,y;nyd;D brhy;wt';f fpl;bly;yhk; fhl;lj;jhd; *

epk;kjpiaj; njo Cu; Cuh ahj;jpiu nghwJf;Fg; gjpyh/ ,g;gor; bra;"h vd;d >

vg;go >

c';f kidtpia bfh";rehs; gpwe;j tPl;Lf;F mDg;gp ita[';fnsd; *

vd;d';f * bghz;qg; ghu;f;f tu;wJf;nf nksbky;yhk; itr;R jlg[lyh gz;wP';f >

Rk;khth * vd; bgz;iz ghu;f;f tu;wJ EhwhtJ igadhr;nr.. .

vd; fztu; ,ut[ gfy;D ghu;f;f khl;lhu;. vg;gt[k; fodkhjhd; ciHg;ghu;. .*

mjhd; ,j;jid FHe;ijfisg; ghu;j;jhny bjupa[nj *

md;gnu/ iftpl;L tpl khl;O';fns >

ifia vg;go tpl Koa[k; fz;nz. iff;F gj;J gt[d; tisay; my;yth nghl;oUf;nf *

c';f kidtpiag; gw;wpg; gyngu; gytpjkh ngrwh';fns/ eP';f fz;of;ff; Tlhjh >

xUj;ju; buz;L ngu;dh fz;of;fyhk;. gy ngiu vg;gof; fz;of;f Koa[k;
brhy;Y';f >

nghfhj nfhtpy; ,y;iy Fspf;fhj Fs';fs; ,y;iy. Mdhy; ,tu;fSf;Ff; FHe;ijna ,y;iyna.

nfhtpy; Fsk; vd;W jpdk; jpdk; nghdtu;fs;. gLf;if miwf;nf nghftpy;iyna. vg;go FHe;ij gpwf;Fk; >

Xgd; Qhu;l; ru;$upia Kjd; Kjypy; bra;jtu; ahu; >

QDkhu;jhd;. jd; ,jaj;ijf; fpHpj;J uhku; rPijia vy;yhUf;Fk; fhl;odhnu.

gr';fis mg;gh mk;kh tpisahl;L tpisahlr; brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R.

vd;d Mr;R >

ga';fukhf mor;R rz;il nghl;Lf; bfhz;L uj;jf; fhaj;Jld; te;J epw;fwh';f.

rp!;lu; * vdf;fhf xU ghl;L ghLtP';fsh >

X.. .* Mdhy; jpl;lf; TlhJ *

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Mo ml';Fk; thH;f;ifalh.. Mwo epynk brhe;jklh.. .*

ed;wp F';Fkk; 28-7-2000

lhf;lu; brhy;go elf;fpnwd; *

lhf;lu; vd;d brhd;dhu;.>

jpdKk; thf;fp'; nghfr; brhd;dhu;.. *

3001-y; Ml;rp mikg;nghk;D ngrwP';fns Vd; >

vd;ndhl gj;jhtJ jiyKiwf;Fj;jhd; uh$nahfk; ,Uf;Fd;D n$hrpau; brhd;dhu; *

me;j iluf;lu; Vd; behe;Jngha; epf;fpwhU >

jpnal;lu; thry;y mtu; glj;njhl upry;l; nfl;oUf;fhU/ glk; ghu;j;Jtpl;L te;jt';f. jpnal;lu;y 50 rjtpfpjk; fhR 50 rjtpfpjk; \l;ilg;g{r;rp bkhj;jj;Jy glk; 100 rjtpfpjk; fod;dh';fshk;.

eoif - iluf;lu;; rhu; * khu;thofpl;nl vd;id Vd; miHr;Rl;L te;jP';f >

iluf;lu; - mjhd; brhd;ndnd.. . c';fis tr;R…jhd; ,e;j glnk vLf;fqk;D *

me;j khd; vJf;F nfhtpiyna Rj;jp Rj;jp tUJ >

ehd; jhd; brhd;ndnd.. . mJ rhjhuz khd; ,y;iy.. gf;jp khd;-D

me;j vGj;jhsu; M';fpy g[j;jfj;ij fl;og; g[or;Rfpl;L ,Uf;fhnu Vd; >

mijj; jGtp jkpH;ny ehty; vGjg; nghwhuhk; *

Mgnu#Df;F 10 Mapuk; +gh jhnd brhd;dP';f/ eu;!; vd;d xU +gh mjpfkh nff;wh';f >

Mgnu#d; `bga;ypau; Mapl;lh me;j ehzaj;ij c';f bej;jpapyna xl;o mDg;gpLnthk; *

ed;wp FKjk; 27-7-2000

rhg;ghl;Lf;nf f#;lkh ,Uf;F lhf;lu;.. . bjhz;il typ. .. .

,e;j kUe;ijr; rhg;gpl;lh rupahg; nghapLk;.. . `gP!; mk;gJ +gh.. .

`gP!h > ehd;jhd; rhg;ghl;Lf;nf f#;lk;D brhd;ndnd lhf;lu; *

Kg;gJ bgl;+k; bfhz;l tPL v';nfahtJ thliff;F fpilr;rh brhy;nyd; *

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v';f MgP!%f;Fjhd; *

vd;dJ me;j MS nghyp murpay;thjpah *

Mkhk;. . mtU buhk;g neu;ikah/ ehzakh ele;Jf;fwhU.. .*

o.tp-y ,e;j bkfh rPupay; ehlfk; buhk;gg; bgupR nghypUf;F.. .

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ehlfj;ijj; bjhlu;e;J ghU';fs;.. . ehlfj;jpd; Kotpy; 12-6-3000 md;W nfl;fg;gLk; nfs;tpf;Fr; rupahfg; gjpy; brhy;gtUf;F xU fhu; gupRd;D brhy;wh';fns.. . *

v';f jiytu; buhk;g neu;ikahdtu; *

vg;gor; brhy;ynw >

mtU ghiaf;Tl RUl;lkhl;lhnu *

kupahijah brhy;Y';f.. . nej;J uhj;jpup c';f fdt[y ahu; te;jh.. .>

ePjhz;o te;nj *

bgha; brhy;yhjP';f.. . gpd;d eP';f Jhf;fj;Jy rpupr;rP';fns >

vd;dg;gh ,J.. . Rz;ly; bghl;lyj;njhl xU Tg;gd; ju;nw >

mJth.. . ,UgJ Tg;gd; nru;j;jP';fd;dh Cf;fg; guprh/ yt; byl;lu; vGjwJf;F ngdh/ ngg;gu; vy;yhk; jUntd; *

me;j lhf;lu; buhk;g buhk;g rpk;gps; *

`gP!; buhk;g bfh";rkh th';Fthuh >

mJ ,y;ny.. . f;spdpf;y vg;gt[k; Y';fp gzpad;yjhd; ,Ug;ghU *

,e;j fhny$; gpupd;!pghy; o.tp. bkfh rPupay; jahupg;ghsuhk;.. .

mjdhbyd;d >

nghd thuk; g[jd; fpHik xspgug;ghd vgpnrhl;y/ fhu;j;jpfh vd;d fyu; g[lit fl;oapUe;jhs;…D vd;l;ud;!; vf;!hk;y nfs;tp nfl;L btr;rpUf;fhU.. ..

vg;goahtJ jiytuh Maplqk;D Kot[ gz;zpl;nld;.. .

g[Jf;fl;rp Muk;gpf;fg; nghwP';fsh >

nr.. . nr.. . g[Jrh xU rhjpr; r';fk; Muk;gpf;fg;nghnwd; .. .

eP';f eor;r xU glk;/ jkpH;ehl;Ly cs;s vy;yh jpnal;lu;nya[k; EhWehisf;F nky XoapUf;FD brhd;dP';fns.. . mJ ve;jg; glk; >

xU nrhg;g[ tpsk;gug; glk;';f.. ..

eP';f kzpf;F vt;tst[ fpnyh kPl;lu; Jhuk; !;Tl;lu; Xl;LtP';f >

ehd; vJf;F kzpf;f !;Tl;lu; Xl;lqk;.. . ehd; vd;d mtDf;F oiutuh >

V';f .. . ,e;j th#p'; bk#pd;yjhd; vy;yh Jzpa[k; ey;yh btSj;jpUf;nf.. . mg;g[wk; Vd; uplu;d; gz;wP';f >

ml btSf;fwbjy;yhk; fyu; Jzpa;ah *

,e;j ngd; kUe;ij jiyy jlt[';f ngbdy;yhk; brj;Jg; nghapLk;.. .

vd;d lhf;lu; * xt;bthU ngdh gpor;R kUe;ij mjd; jiyy jltwJ buhk;g f#;lk; Mr;nr *

me;j Ms; fld; nfl;fwijf;Tl buhk;g blf;dpf;fh nfl;ghU.. .

vg;go >

EhW +gha;f;F rpy;yiw ,Ue;jh bfhL';fnsd;. mg;g[wk; EhW +gha; ju;nwd;…D nfl;ghU *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 23-7-2000

vGj;jhsu; kfisf; fl;odJ tk;gh nghr;R *

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tu;zpr;R tu;zpr;Rj; jpl;Lwh *

fy;ahz tPl;y vd; brUg;ig kl;Lk; ahUk; jpUl KoahJ *

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KGikah rhf;fily eidr;R/ ehWk;goah tpl;LLntd;.. .

Vd; me;j o.tp. rhdy;y vy;yhUk; eLt[y cl;fhu;e;J bra;jp brhy;wh';f >

eLepiynahL bra;jp brhy;wh';fshk;.. .*

ek;k nknd$u; vy;yhUf;Fk; nQu; fpspg; FLf;fwhnu.. . Vd; >

ek;k MgP!;y y";rk; jiytpupr;r MLJd;D btspapy vy;yhUk; ngrpf;fwh';fshk;.. .*

ek;k jiytu; mg;ghtpah ,Uf;fhu;D vij tr;rp brhy;nw >

ufrpa fhg;g[g; gpukhzk;dh vj;jid gt[Df;Fg; nghLth';f…d;D nfl;fpwhu;.. ..

fg;gy; khjpup TL ghu;j;Jj; ju;nwd;D brhy;yp jufu; Vkhj;jpl;lhU.. .*

vg;go >

kiH te;jh tPL jz;zpy kpjf;FJ.. .*

ngr;rhsiuf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;ghapLr;R *

vg;go >

Kjyput[y ghYf;Fg; gjpyh nrhlh vLj;Jl;L tur;brhy;whU.. .*

vd; fhjyu; vd;idf; if tpl;Ll;lhU *

vd;dO brhy;nw >

vd;idf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fg; nghwhuhk; *

igad; uk;gh urpifah ,Uf;fyhk;. mJf;fhf bghz;iz lt[ru; khl;og; ghu;f;fqk;D brhy;wJ ? kr; *

ed;wp ,jak;ngRfpwJ 30-7-2000