This Week's Jokes

vdf;F ,e;j rdpg; bgau;r;rpg;gyd; vg;go ,Uf;Fk; n$hrpanu .. .. >

mLj;j khrnk c';fSf;Ff; fy;ahzk; ele;JLk; ghU';f .. .. *

lhf;lu; rhg;ghL rhg;gplwJf;F Kd;dnk Vg;gk; tUJ .. ..

mg;ngh .. .. Vg;gk; tu;wf;F Kd;dnk rhg;gpl;LL';f .. ..

g[Jrh mf;ft[z;l; Muk;gpf;fyhk;D ghu;j;jh ahuhtJ bjup";rt[';f ntqk;D nfl;Fwh';f .. ..

ve;j ng';Fy .. ..

gf;fj;Jj; bjU kspiff; filapy .. ..


gj;jhapuk; +gha; fld; bfhL';f rhu; .. ..

,e;jh';f vd;d gz;zg; nghwP';f .. . >

Ciu tpl;L Xlg;nghnwd; .. ..


eP';f Mirah tsu;j;j eha; c';fisna for;rpl;ljhnk  > vg;gO';f >

vd;d';f nfs;tp ,J gy;yhyjhd; *

ed;wp F';Fkk; 21-7-2000

bjhg;g[s;y gk;guk; tplwJ Mk;byl; nghlwJ vy;yhk; giHa ghu;Kyh rhu; .. .. ehd; g[Jrh xU Ioah btr;rpUf;nfd;  brhy;Y';f .. .. *

eofiug; gLf;f tr;R QPnuhapdpa[k; mtnuhl njhHpfSk; QPnuh bjhg;g[s;y nfhypf; Fz;L tpisahlwh';f .. .. ,J Xgdp'; rPd; .. .. *


gyruf;Ff; fil Kjyhspnahl FHe;ij';fwJf;fhf jiytu; ,g;gobay;yhk; bgau; Nl;otpl;Lg; nghapUf;ff; TlhJ .. ..

Vd; - vd;d bgau; Nl;odhu; .. >

fyg;glk;-Djhd; .. .. *


jiytnu vd;idf;Fk; c';f epHypnyna ,Ug;ngd; *

mg;g vd;id btapypnyna epf;fr; brhy;wpahf;Fk; .. . *


buhk;gj; bjup";rtu; tPl;Lf; fy;ahzk; ngha; jiyiaf; fhz;gpr;Rl;L te;jplnwd; .. *

buhk;gj; bjup";rtu;';fpwpna .. .. cd; jiyia mtu; ghu;j;jnj ,y;iyah >


me;jf; bfhj;jdhu; tPl;Ly khkpahu; - kUkfs; rz;il ele;jh btspna bjupahJ *

vg;go .. .. >

btspna bjupahky; g{rp bkGfpLth';f .. *


iluf;lu; jPu;f;fjuprpah .. .. vg;go >

,d;lu;bty; nkny ahUk; cl;fhukhl;lh';fd;D bjup";Rfpl;L mJ tiuf;Fk;jhd; glk; vLj;jpUf;fhu;dh ghnud; .. .. *


gpr;irf;fhup - vk;kh .. .. c';f t[{l;Lf;fhuu;fpl;l brhy;yp vd; igaDf;F xU vd;$pdpaup'; rPl;L gpr;irah FLf;fr; brhy;Y';f .. .. xU tU#j;Jf;F c';f t{l;Lg; gf;fnk gpr;ir nfl;f tuyk;kh *


muthzpfs; ngu; vy;yhk; khj;jpl;lh';fshnk .. >

vd;dd;D .. .. >

kfhuhzp-d;D .. .. *


ve;j bel;y kPd; gpof;f KoahJ .. .. >

,d;lu;bel;y ... ... .. *


bly;yp jiytnuhl bghz;izf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R .. *

Vd; ... .. >

Kjyput[yTl g[y;yl; g[+`g; $hf;bfl;ilf; fHl;l khl;nld;Dl;lh .. .. *


ek;g lhf;lu; bfh";rk; fpupf;bfl; igj;jpak;nghy .. *

Vd; .. .. >

Mgnu#d; Ko";r clnd mt[l; mt[l;D fj;jwhnu .. .. *


vJf;f lhf;lu; kUe;J ghl;oy;y fhgnu eoif nghl;nlhit xl;o btr;rpUf;fP';f .. ..>

mg;gjhnd c';fSf;Ff; FYf;fpr; rhg;gplqk;D "hgfk; tUk; .. .. *


Ff;fu;y vJf;f ghk;g[ glk; nghl;oUf;nf .. .. >

mg;gjhd; ey;yh c!;!%d;D rj;jk; tUk; .. .. *


o.tpia Vd; bgl;+k;y btr;rpUf;fP';f .. .. >

mg;gjhd; mizf;fDk;D "hgfk; tUk; .. .. *


ehd;jhd; gpiHr;Rl;nlnd .. .. ,d;Dk; vJf;F lhf;lu; vf;!;nu vLf;fqk; .. .. >

vf;!;nu vLf;fpw vd; jk;gp gpiHf;f ntz;lhkh .. .. >


uhj;jpup fdbty;yhk; rupahnt bjupakhl;nl';FJ lhf;lu; .. .. >

I bl!;l; gz;zp fz;zho nghl;Lj; J}';F';f .. .. *


,e;j tpahjp vdf;Fg; gog;goah FzkhapLkh lhf;lu; .. .. >

c';fSf;F ypl;lu; ypl;luhjhd; FzkhFk; .. .. *


MngnuDf;F vy;yhk; jahuh ,Uf;fh .. .. >

ng#z;l;ilj; jtpu kj;jbjy;yhk; jahuh ,Uf;F lhf;lu; .. .. *


Vd; lhf;lu; g[jd;fpHik md;dpf;F c';f o!;bgd;rup yPt[ .. .. >

md;dpf;F .. .. gf;fj;Jy vd; rpd;dj;jk;gp elj;jw xl;ly; yPthr;nr .. .. *


me;j xl;ly;y vJt[nk Nlh ,Uf;fhJ .. ..

Vd; .. .. >

mjhd; Mupa gtdhr;nr .. .. *


gps;isahUf;Ff; fk;g;a{l;liu buhk;gg; gpof;Fk; .. .. *

Vd; .. .. >

mtiu khjpup mJf;Fk; gf;fj;Jy bks!; ,Uf;nf .. .. *


ek;k fl;rp Kd;dhs; jiytu; nki$ ehw;fhyp g{l;L vy;yhk; vLj;Jf;fpl;L v';nf nghwhu; .. .. >

g[Jf;fl;rpf;Fr; rPjdkh bfhLf;fj;jhd; .. .. *


vd;d !hu; .... .. Mrpukk;D nghu;Ly vGjpapUf;F .. .. Mdh epiwa ngu; guPl;ir vGjwh';f .. . >

,e;j M!;ukj;Jy rp#;adh nru;wJf;F EiHt[j; nju;t[ itf;fwh';f.. .. mjhd; .. *


Vd; me;jg; gf;fh jpUlid gpf;ghf;bfl; jpUl';f xnuoah g[fH;e;J ngrwh';f .. .. >

g[Jrh jpUl tu;wt';fSf;F tHp tplwJf;fhf bgupa kdR gz;zp jpUl;Lj; bjhHpYf;nf KGf;Fg; nghlg; nghwhdhk; .. *


Vd; me;jj; jiytu; Jz;Lf;Fg; gjpyh Jg;gl;lhitj; njhs;y nghl;Lf;fpl;L tu;whU

mtUf;Fg; bgz; thrid ,y;iyd;dh \l; mt[l; MapLkhk; .. .. *

ed;wp ,jak;ngRfpwJ 16-7-2000

jiytu; jd;ndhl nlgps;y g{kp cUz;ilia btr;rpUf;fhnu .. .. Vd; .. >

mtiu cyfk; bjupahjtu;D ahuhtJ brhy;ypLth';fnshd;Djhd; .. ..


thH;f;ifapny gog;goah Kd;ndwp/ ,g;ngh xU `igt; !;lhu; xl;ly;y ntiyapy; ,Uf;nfd; .. .. *

vd;d ntiy ghu;f;fnw .. ..>

yp`g;l; Mg;nul;luh ,Uf;nfd; *


vJf;fhf me;jf; fk;bgdp Kd;dhy rl;il ,y;yhkg; nghuhl;lk; elj;jwh';f .. .. >

mt';f nfhupf;ifia fk;bgdp epu;thfk; rl;il gz;ziyahk; .. .. *


jiytu; btWk; $l;onahl tpuiyr; Ng;gpf;fpl;nl v';nf nghwhu; .. >

mtu; Kjd; Kjy;y ,Ue;j jha;f; fl;rpapy nrug;nghwhuhk; *


vdf;Fk; vd; tPl;Lf;fhuUf;Fk; rz;il te;jhy; ngrpna jPu;j;Jf;Fnthk;

cdf;Fk; cd; khkpahUf;Fk; rz;il te;jhy; .. .. *

Vrpna jPu;j;Jf;Fnthk; *


v';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; fl;rpj; jiytuhdt[lnd buhk;g nkhrkhapl;lhu; *

Vd; mg;gor; brhy;nw .. >

,d;ndhU FHe;ij bgj;Jf;fyhkhd;D nfl;lJf;F bghJf;FG To Kot[ bra;a[k;';fwhu; *


vkju;ku; Vd; ghrf;fapWf;Fg; gjpyh gzf;fl;il vLj;Jfpl;Lg; nghwhu; >

xU ViH nehahspnahl capiu vLf;fqkhk; * mjhd; mtndhl Mgnu#Df;Fg; gzk; fl;lg; nghwhu; *


,Jtiuf;Fk; ve;jg; bgz;iza[k; ehd; VbuLj;Jg; ghu;j;jjpy;iy .. ..

ep$khth brhy;nw ... .. >

Mkh .. v';f Cu;y Mz;fs;jhd; vu; gpog;gh';f *


vd;d fghyp/ jpOu;D xU !;Ty; Muk;gpr;Rl;nl >

QpQp.. .. Orz;l;lh bfhs;isaof;fyhk;Djhd; *

ed;wp FKjk; 20-7-2000

c';fSf;Fj;jhnd jiytyp > gpd;d vJf;F c';f kidtpiaf; Tl;of;fpl;L te;jP';f>

vdf;Fj; jiytypna vd; kidtpjhd; lhf;lu; *


Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu; cs;ns <-bkapy; btr;rpUf;fP';fns .. .. vJf;F lhf;lu; .. >

Mgnu#d; Ko";r ifnahl cwt[f;fhu';fSf;Fj; jftiy <-bkapy; mDg;gj;jhd;.. ..*


ghjp Mgnu#d; gz;qk;nghJ jpOu;D Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;y fuz;l; `bgapyhapLr;R .. ..

vg;gt[k; Mgnu#d;jhnd `bgapyhFk; .. .. >


lhf;lu; .. .. vd; igad; vijg; ghu;j;jhYk; clnd tha;y nghl;L KG';fplwhd;.

mt';f mk;khit ftdkh ghu;j;Jf;fr; brhy;y ntz;oaJjhnd .. .. >

mtd; gpwe;j clnd mt';f mk;khitna KG';fpl;lhnd .. .. *


me;jf; fz; lhf;liug; gw;wp o.tp-apy MdhYk; ,g;gog; bgha; tpsk;guk; gz;zf; TlhJ.

Vd; .. .. >

mtu;fpl;nl fz; Mgnu#d; gz;zpf;fpl;lh mkhthir md;dpf;Ff; Tl epyh fz;qf;Fj; bjupa[k;D brhy;wh';f *


Iah/ J}u;thu;tP';fsh .. .. >

fpzj;Jny mJ xz;qjhd; ,Uf;F .. .. mija[k; thuplnwd;wpah .. .. >


mk;kh - vjpu;tPl;L ,is"d; vd;d nfs;tp nfl;lhYk; gjpy; brhy;yhnjd;D cdf;F vj;jid jlit brhy;wJ .. .. >

kfs; - gjpy; vy;yhk; brhy;yiy/ nej;J Vd; gPr;Rf;F tuiyd;D ehd; mtidf; nfs;tpjhd; nfl;nld;.


vg;go eP ijupakh fpr;rd;y cd; gu;i! btr;rpUf;nf .. .. >

,e;jg; gf;fk; vd; bghz;lhl;o tu rhd;n! ,y;ypna .. .. mjhd; ..*


bel; n$hf; *

jdJ ghl;oapd; fy;yiwapy; kupahij brYj;j mk;kht[ld; brd;whs; xU Fl;og; bgz;.  tHpapy; xU fy;yiwapy; vGjg;gl;oUe;j thrfk; me;jr; rpwkpia xU fzk; ,Gj;J epWj;jpaJ mk;khtplk; mts; nfl;lhs; mk;kh buz;L kdpju;fis ahuhtJ xnu FHpapy; g[ijg;ghu;fsh .. .. >

,y;iyna .. .. Mkh Vd; nff;fpnw .. . >

mnjh me;jf; fy;yiwapy; ghU';f ,';nf xU murpay;thjpa[k; neu;ikahsDk; cw';Ffpwhd;D vGjpapUf;F.


,g;g vd; o. vd;. V-it khj;jp $hz;o!;/ knyupah/ o.gp./ g[w;Wneha;/ va;l;!;/ $%uk; .. .. ,g;go vJt[nk tuhjgo gz;zpl;lh vd;d MFk; lhf;lu; .. .. >

vdf;F tUkhdnk tuhjgo MapLk; .. .. *


brhj;Jf; fzf;F nfl;lJf;F me;j murpay;thjp/ mtUf;F ghlk; brhy;ypf; bfhLj;j thj;jpahiu nfhu;l;Lf;F miHr;Rf;fpl;L te;jpUf;fhnu .. .. Vd; >

gof;fpw fhyj;jpnyna ,tUf;F ve;jf; fzf;Fk; bjupahJd;D rhl;rp brhy;yj;jhd;.


vd;da;ah/ k";rs;fhkhiyf;F ,d;Dk; gj;jpa rhg;ghLjhd; rhg;gplwpah .. .. >

vdf;F vg;g rhu; te;jJ k";rs;fhkhiy .. .. >

khl;of;fpl;oah .. .. nghd thuk; eP nghl;l yPt[f;F mJjhd; fhuzk;D cd; lhf;lu; ru;ogpnfl;y vGjp ,Ue;jhnu .. .. *


ftnuhl rk;gsj;ijf; bfhLf;fiydh bgz;lhl;o jpl;LthD brhy;wP';fns .. .. c';fSf;F btl;fkh ,y;iyah .. .. >

eP';f bfhLf;fkhl;O';fsh .. ... >

ehd; ftiu vLj;Jf;fpl;L rk;gsj;ij kl;Lk;jhd; bfhLg;ngd; *


g";r je;jpuf; fijfs;y g";r je;jpuk;';fpwJ vijbay;yhk; Fwpf;Fk; .. .. >

fl;rp jhtwJ/ Tl;lzpia cilf;fwJ/ Ml;rpiaf; ft[f;fwJ/ rk;kd; te;jh M!;gj;jpupapy ml;kpl; MwJ/ rhak; btSj;Jg;nghdh kf;fs; fhy;y tpHwJ.. .. nghJkh .. .. >


fuz;l; fl; Ma[Lr;R/ vd; b$dnul;liuf; bfhz;L thlh .. .. g[Gf;fkhapUf;F .. .. *

nff;fwJ gid xiy tprpwp .. .. ,Jf;F ,g;go xU myl;lyh .. .. >


me;j Ms; xUj;jUf;F xz;q bfhLf;fkhl;lhU .. ..

ep$khth .. .. >

Mkhk; .. .. ahnuhila[k; Kfk; bfhLj;Jf;Tl ngrkhl;lhUdh ghU';fnsd; *


gl;lg; gfy;y me;jf; filapy g[Fe;J Vd; jpUond .. .. >

bjhHpy;D te;Jl;lh uhj;jpup gfy;D ghu;j;jh Koa[kh rhu; .. .. >


vJf;F';f me;j uapy;nt mjpfhupia mbu!;l; gz;zpf; Tl;ol;Lg; nghwh';f .. .. >

gpd;d vd;d';f .. .. obuapndhl tPYf;F g';f;ru; xl;oa tifapyD brhy;yp ,uz;L yl;rk; fzf;Ff; fhl;o ,Uf;fhnu .. .. *


fy;ahz tPl;y c';fg;gh fpl;l ,l;yp ky;ypifg;g{ khjpupapUf;FD brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;R * ghu; .. .. Kjyput[ fl;oy;y ,l;ypah nghl;L btr;rpUf;fhu; .. *

vd;dg;gh ru;tup .. .. O fpsh!%f;Fs;s tpuiy tpl;L O bfhz;Ltu;nw .. .. >

ftiyg;glhjP';f rhu; .. .. tpuy; bghWf;fw Nl;Lyjhd; O ,Uf;F .. .. *

ed;wp Mde;jtpfld; 16-7-2000