This Week's Jokes
kp!;lu; vf;!; jd; ez;nuhL xU
filf;F te;J o.tp ntz;Lk; vd;whu;. filf;fhud; o.tp fpilahJ vd;W brhy;yptpl;lhd;.
kWehs; khWntlk; mzpe;J kPz;Lk; te;J/ o.tp ntz;Lk; vd;whu;. mtd; mg;nghJk;
o.tp ,y;iy vd;W brhd;dhd;.
\d;whtJ jlit mnj vf;!;/ vd;id vg;go
milahsk; fz;Lgpoj;jha; vd;whu;.
mjw;F filf;fhud; gpup$;i$f; fhz;gpj;J
o.tp ntz;Lk; vd;why; vg;go bfhLf;f Koa[k; > mjdhy;jhd; ,y;iy vd;nwd;
vd;whd; *
ngd;
Vd; nknyna Rj;JJ - brhy;Y ghu;f;fyhk; >
Vd; > vdf;Fj; bjupaiy *
cl;fhUtjw;F mjw;Ff; fhy; ,y;iy mjdhy;jhd;
.. *
buhk;g
gpugykhd Cu;Dbrhy;wpna.. > ahuhtJ bgupa kD#';f c';f Cupy; gpwe;jpUf;fh';fsh
>
mJ vg;go';f bgupa kD#dh gpwf;f Koa[k;
> FHe;ijfs;jhd; gpwe;jpUf;F';f.. .*
c';f
kidtp Vd; jiyia tpupr;Rg; nghl;Lf;fpl;L ,Uf;fh';f >
,Jjhd; o.tp apy tu;w nyl;l!;l; jpfpy;
bjhlu; !;ilyhk; *
vdf;Fk; ntiyf;fhupf;Fk; vg;go xnu
tpiyapy nriy vLf;fyhk; >
cdf;F mjpf tpiyapy vLj;jh ntiyf;fhup
nfhtpr;Rg;ghns *
#^l;o';fy Vd; nfkuhnkd; F#pahapl;lhU
>
mJ xz;qkpy;y.. . $d;dy; $hf;bfl;il
fjhehafp khj;jpg; nghl;Ll;lh';fshk;.. . mjhd; *
fpupf;bfl; ghu;f;f te;j urpfiu y";rk;
bfhLf;f Kaw;rp bra;jhu;D ifJ gz;zpl;lh';f..
ud; nul; vd;dd;D nfl;lhuhk; *
Vk;gh vy;yhj;ija[k; jpUol;L gPnuhitj;
Jzpahy; Jilf;fnw >
vd;fpl;l vg;gt[nk bjhHpy; Rj;jk;
cz;L';f *
me;jg; ghijapy; ,uz;L ngu; xd;whf
te;J bfhz;oUe;jdu;. mJ xw;iwaog;ghij. me;j ghijapy; vjpnu ,uz;L bgz;fSk;
te;J bfhz;oUe;jdu;. ,e;j ,uz;L Ml;fisa[k; ghu;j;jt[ld;. vd;d bra;tJ vd;W
bjupahky; gae;J/ mz;zh vd;W Xo ,UtUk; MSf;F xUtiug; gpoj;Jf; bfhz;ldu;.clnd
xUtd; brhd;dhd;/ eP vd; j';ifiaf; Tl;og;ngh.. . ehd; cd; j';ifiaf;; Tl;or;
bry;fpnwd; vd;whd;.
fyh- ,d;iwf;F v';f tPl;y xU mjprak;
ele;jJ *
khyh- vd;d mjprak; >
fyh- !;lt; kPJ Ff;fu; itf;f/
jpOu; vd;W gwe;Jtpl;lJ.
khyh- mJ gl;lu;`g;is Ff;fuh ,Ue;jpUf;Fk;.
vd; kidtp fzf;F khjpup.. ..
vg;go >
mof;fo cijf;fpnj *
g!; !;lhg;g[y Vd; g!; epf;FJd;D bjupa[kh >
Vd; >
cl;fhu Koahkj;jhd; *
xU gzf;fhuDila khL bjhiye;Jtpl;lJ. mijj; njo Cu; Cuhfg; nghdhd;. xU
Cu; te;jJ. ,ut[ Mdjhy; yhl;$py; +k; nfl;lhd;. +k; ,y;iy vd;whu; yhl;$;
cupikahsu;.
,';F - xU +kpy;
j';fpapUf;Fk; g[Jkzj; jk;gjpapdu; ,UtUk; gfy; KGtJk; btspapy; brd;W tpLthu;fs;.
,ut[ kl;Lk; j';Fthu;fs;. mg;bghGJ kl;Lk; eP';fs; fl;oYf;F moapy; gLj;Jf;
bfhs;S';fs; * vd;W Twpdhu;.
mtDk; rup vd;W
j';fpdhd;. ,ut[ fztd; - kidtpia tu;zpj;jhd;. "cd; clk;gpy; cyfnk
bjupfpwJ" vd;whd;. fl;oYf;F moapy; gLj;Jf; bfhz;oUe;jtd;/ clnd vGe;J/ "vd;
khL v';fpUf;fpwJ vd;W fz;Lgpoj;Jf; brhy;Y';fs;" vd;whd; *
- ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ
25-6-2000
me;jf; fhyj;Jy
Fjpiu tr;rpUe;jh';f. ,e;jf; fhyj;Jy !;Tl;lu; tr;rpUf;fh';f.
vd;d tpj;jpahrk;
>
Fjpiu ek;ks cijf;Fk;.
ehk !;Tl;liu cijf;fpnwhk;.
eP
cd; g[Urid g{upf;fl;ilahy; mor;rpah >
me;j neuj;Jy
mtruj;Jf;F ifapy; mupths; fpilf;fiy rhkp *
me;jhS buhk;g
nkhrkhdtUd;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >
k; .. . thapyjhd;
Xl;w g!;y Vk;gh
gpf;ghf;bfl; mor;r >
Xlhj g!;y xUj;jUk; ,Uf;fkhl;nl';fpwh';fns
..
ghf;bfl;y
gj;J +gh nahl ehd; ,e;j CUf;F te;njd; *
mg;g[wk; vg;go
gzf;fhudh MdP';f >
Nl;nf!;y gj;J
yl;r +gh btr;rpUe;njnd ..
nfhapy; mu;r;rfiu
fy;ahzk; gz;zpf; fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;Ro..
Vd;/ vd;d Mr;R
>
nfhapy;y jpdKk;
MWfhy g{i$ gz;qw khjpup tPl;ya[k; MW jlit g{i$ gz;qwhUo ,k;ir jh';f Koay..
c';fs; taJ vd;d
>
vd; taJ 42';f
Iah.
c';f nf!; ngg;gupy;
30 nghl;oUf;fpwnj >
mg;ngh Muk;gpr;r
nf!%';f ,J.
md;ng
ehk; fhjypg;gJ vd; je;ijf;Fj; bjupe;J tpl;lJ.
mg;g[wk;.. .
vd;d brhd;dhu; >
cd; bgz;lhl;of;F ,e;j tprak;
bjup";rh vd;dlh gz;qntd;D nfl;lhu;.
vg;gt[k; vGJk;
nghJ bfh";rk; bfhs;S rhg;gplwP';fns/ Vd;.
fw;gidf; Fjpiu
ntfkh rpwfor;Rg; gwf;fj; jhd;.
mtd; fs;snehl;L
mor;rh Tl mtDf;F ehl;Lg;gw;W mjpfk; *
vg;gor; brhy;nw
>
me;j nehl;Lny
kwf;fhky; fhe;jp glj;ij mr;ror;RLthd; *
vd;dJ.. . gu;!;
gpf;ghf;bfl; Mdij ,g;gjhd; ghu;f;fwpah .. * rhg;gplwJf;F Ke;jp ftdpf;fiyah
>
grp kaf;fj;Jy
ftdpf;fiy Kjyhsp.. .*
xU tU#kh thlif
ghf;fp ,Uf;F. "hgfk; ,Uf;fh >
Mkhk; * eP';f ahU .. ..
nry;!;nkd; tPl;oy;
fy;ahzj;Jf;F bghz;q ,Uf;fh >
X.. . buo blyptup.
,z;lu;tPa{t[y ,g;gof; Tlth nfs;tp
nfl;gh';f >
vd;d nfl;lh';f >
fz;zfp kJiuia vupr;rg;g vj;jid `gau;
ru;tP!; tz;o te;Jr;Rd;D nfl;lh';f *
nghd b$d;kj;Jy
vdf;F eP kUkfsh te;jpUg;ngd;D epidf;fpnwd;..
vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.. .>
cd;idg; ghu;j;jhny rz;il nghlqk;
nghyj; njhqnj.. .
lhu;yp'; * vd;id
buz;L epkprk; monad;.
khl;nld;. mg;g[wk; mof;fw ifjhd;
mizf;F';fw gHbkhHpia ep+gpf;fr; brhy;YtP';f .
- ed;wp F';Fkk; 30-6-2000
ehd; Fofhudh
eor;rij vd; urpfu;fs; Vj;Jf;fiyd;D epidf;fpnwd;.
Vd; brhy;wP';f >
glk; Cj;jpf;fpr;R.
Fofhu';fbsy;yhk;
nrhfkh ,Uf;fh';fns/ Vd; >
ngg;gu;y ruf;F buapy; jlk; g[uz;lJd;D
bra;jp te;jpUf;fhk; *
lhf;lu; * g[Jrh
bgl;y nru;e;jpUf;fpw murpay;thjpnahl bjhy;iy jh';f Koaiy.
vd;dthk; >
M!;gj;jpupapny ,Uf;fpw vy;yh thu;Lf;Fk;
mtu;jhd; jiytuh ,Ug;ghuhk;.
mWgjhk;
fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; nghdJ buhk;g jg;ghg; nghr;R. .
Vd; >
vy;yhUf;Fk; RUf;Fg; ig bfhLf;fpwh';fns
*
QPnuh/ Ms; khwhl;lk;
gz;zp jg;gpf;fpw khjpup fij.. . ill;oy; vd;d itf;fyhk; >
bjY';F f';ifd;D it';fnsd;..
KWf;F jp';fpw
khjpup fdt[ te;jij Vd; ,t;tst[ tUj;jkh brhy;wP';f>
bfhRtj;jpiaf; fhnzhk;D vd; kidtp
njodhns *
vd;d';f
,J > mLj;j bl!;l; khl;Rf;F fhg;ld; jpy;yf;nfzp tontY/ it!; fhg;ld; vu;zhFsk;
vl;oag;gd;D bra;jp te;jpUf;F .... >
vy;nyhUnk bgl;o';ny khl;of;fpl;L
.. .. g[j;jk; g[Jrh Ok; mwptpr;rpUg;gh';f
me;j
eoiffpl;nl vf;!;-nu glk; vLf;fqk;D brhd;dP';fsh lhf;lu;>
Mkhk; .. .. Vd; nfl;fwP';f >
KG ou!;n!hl vLj;jh xU nul; ftu;r;rp
ou!;y vLj;jh xU nul;D brhy;wh';f *
Vd;
lhf;lu; ... .. kaf;f kUe;J bfhLf;fhkny Mgnu#d; gz;wP';f .. >
filrp neuj;Jy eP';f VjhtJ brhy;yqk;D
Mirg;gl;lh mg;g c';fSf;F epidt[ ,Uf;fqk;y .. ..
vd;d
.. .. me;j lhf;lu; vk;.gp.gp.v!;-D kl;Lk; nghl;Lf;fpl;L ,Uf;fhU .. ..
ngnu nghliyna .. .. >
ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd .. .. mtu;
ngu; nghd lhf;lu;D .. .. *
ek;k
lhf;lu; me;j ng#z;l; gpd;dhy ntfkh xof;fpl;nl l;uPl;bkz;l; gz;whnu Vd;
>
ng#z;Lf;F ud;dp'; neh!hk; *
vd;
khkpahUf;F ftiyg;gLk;goah xz;qkpy;iyna lhf;lu; .. .>
,y;iy .. .. Mdh, c';fSf;Fj;jhd;
ftiyg;gLk;goah ,Uf;F .. ..
vd;d brhy;wP';f lhf;lu; .. ..>
c';f khkpahUf;F xz;qkpy;iyD brhd;ndd;
.. .
MSf;bfhU
Kf\o khl;of;fpl;L v';nf fpsk;gpl;o';f .. .>
nfhapYf;Ff; fhy;eilah tu;wjh ntz;of;fpl;nlhk;
*
Mf;o';
khnd$uh ,Ue;jtUf;F khnd$u; ngh!;l; fpilr;r clnd vy;nyhiua[k; ga';fukh tpul;o
ntiy th';f Muk;gpr;rl;lhU .. .. *
mg;g Xtu; Mf;o'; khnd$uh Mapl;lhu;D
brhy;Y .. *
g[Jrhf/
Kjy; Kiwahf bry;nghd; th';fpa nfhg[t[k; ez;gDk; .. ..
kr;rp nfhg[ .. .. g[Jrh nghd;
th';fpapUf;nf nghypUf;F .. ..>
vd;dlh gpd;nd .. .. gHrhth th';Fth';f
>
guthapy;iyna .. .. rhku;j;jpakh ngr
fj;Jf;fpl;ona *
bry;nghd; te;jhr;R ,dp vg;goahtJ
nfu;s; `g;nuz;l; xUj;jpiag; g[or;RLntd;. ghu;j;Jf;fpl;nl ,U.
vg;go mt;tst[ epr;rakh brhy;nw >
vd; uhrp mg;go .. .. ehd; nghd; nghl;lhny
xU bghz;qjhd; ngRth *
mg;goah brhy;nw > rup xU ek;gu; nghL
ghu;g;nghk;.
xU ek;gu; nghl;lh nghjhJ .. .. Fiw";rJ
gj;J ek;guhtJ nghlqk;.
gLj;jhnj .. .. rPf;fpuk; lay; gz;q.
(nfhg[ lay; gz;qfpwhd; )
vd;d .. .. eP brhd;dh khjpupna bghz;q
ngRjh >
Mkhk; * ,e;jh ePna btr;Rf; nfl;Lg;
ghU
nfhg[ jd; bry;nghid ez;gd; fhjpy;
itf;f Fuiyf; nfl;L ft[z;lkzp !;ilypy; fLg;ghfpwhd; ez;gd; fhuzk; mjpy;
te;j bgz; Fuy; ngrpa thu;j;ijfs;jhd;. mit eP';fs; lay; bra;j bjhiyngrp
vz; jw;nghJ cgnahfj;jpy; ,y;iy. eP';fs; lay; bra;j vz;izr; rupghu;f;ft[k;
)
bel; n$hf; *
lhf;luplk; rw;W nfhgkhf fj;jpf;bfhz;oUe;jhd;
xU bgz;kzp.
vd;da;ah lhf;lu; eP';f > vd;
g[U#Df;F vd;bd;dnth kUe;J bfhLj;jP';f ,g;ngh rhg;gplqk; .. .. mg;ngh rhg;gplqk;
.. .. ,g;gor; rhg;gplqk; .. .. mg;gor; rhg;gpl;qk;D Mapuj;bjl;L fz;o#d;
nghl;O';f. vg;goa[k; vd; g[U#idf; fhg;ghj;jplwjh thf;FWjp ntw bfhLj;jP';f.
,d;dpf;Ff; fhiy mtu; brj;Jl;lhu;. ,Jjhd; eP';f itj;jpak; ghf;fw yl;rzkh
>
lhf;lu; buhk;g Tyh brhd;dhu; !hup
nklk; * vd;ndhl mwpt[iufis mtu; rupah `ghnyh gz;zpapUf;fkhl;lhu; *
Iianah * KGrh xU khrk; eP';f brhd;dgojhnd
mtu; kUe;J rhg;gpl;L te;jhu; *
ghu;j;jP';fsh .. .. ,';nfjhd; jg;g[
ele;jpUf;F. ehd; mtiu buz;L khrkpy;ny bjhlu;e;J kUe;J rhg;gplr;brhy;yp
,Ue;njd; *
lhf;lu;/
v';f tPl;Lf; fjitj; jpwf;fKoaiy. eP';f clnd vd; Tl th';f .. ..
( fLg;g[ld; ) fjitj; jpwe;J bfhLf;fpwJ
xU lhf;lnuhl ntiy ,y;iy kp!;lu; .. ..
Inah lhf;lu; .. .. g[upahk ngrwP';fns
.. .. tPl;Lr; rhtpia vd; igad; KG';fpl;lhd;. mjhd; Tg;gpl;nld; *
xUj;jd;
jd; tPl;Lf;F nghd; gz;whd;. nghid ntiyf;fhup vLf;fpwhs;. mtd;/
mtsplk; brhy;whd; ftdkh nfl;Lf;nfh .. .. nenu vd; +Kf;Fg; ngh iyl;il M`g;
gz;zpl;Lr; rj;jkpy;yhk vd;ndhl kidtpia fj;jpahy Fj;jpl;L th. mJtiu
jhd; iydpy; ,Uf;fnwd; *
nghdpy; brhd;dgona ntiyf;fhup mtd; kidtpiaf;
bfhiy bra;Jtpl;L te;jhs;. mtd; ngrpdhd; .. .. me;jf; fj;jpia ey;yh
fGtpL tPl;Lf;Fg; gpd;dho ,Uf;fw njhl;lj;Jy gpzj;ija[k; fj;jpia[k; g[ijr;RL
*
clnd ntiyf;fhup nfl;lhs; - ,Jtiuf;Fk;
eP';f brhd;dbjy;yhk; rupah ,Ue;Jr;R';f vrkhd;. Mdh/ ,g;g eP';f brhd;d
khjpup ek;k tPl;Ly njhl;lnk ,y;iyna .. .. ek;k tPL khoapy;jhnd ,Uf;F ..
.. >
!hup .. .. uh'; ek;gu; * vd;W nghid
itj;Jtpl;lhd; mtd;.
fzf;F
thj;jpahu; jd; khztdplk; xU nfs;tp nfl;lhu; - vl;oy; ghjp vt;tst[ .. ..
>
FWf;Fthf;fpyh/ beLf;F thf;fpyh
> vd;W jpUg;gpf; nfl;lhd; khztd; MrpupaUf;F mr;rupak; .. .. jhd; gof;fhj
xU tp#akhf ,Uf;fpwnj vd;W khztdplnk tpsf;fk; nfl;lhu;.
khztd; brhd;dhd; - FWf;Fthf;fpy ghjpd;dh
6 .. .. mJnt beLf;Fthf;fpy; 3 .. .
Mgnu#d;
Ko";R te;jJk; ahidf;Fk; morWf;Fk;-D lhf;lu; brhy;ypl;Lg; nghwhnu .. ..
vd;d tp#ak; .. >
mtu; Mgnu#d; bra;j ng#z;l; gpiHr;Rl;lhuhk;
*
vd;d
.. me;jf; fl;rp mYtyfj;Jy L-byl; nghu;L bjh';FJ >
mt';fjhd; bly;ypy bgupa fl;rpnahl Tl;lzpy
nru;e;Jl;lh';fns *
MgP!;y
byl;$u; bthu;f; gz;qk;nghJ/ rpd;d rpd;d `gpfu;fis rupah ghu;f;f Koany *
,e;j taRf;fg;g[wk; vJf;fhf mt';fisbay;yhk;
ghu;f;fwP';f >
xnu
xU ePr;ry; fhl;rp vLf;fwJf;fhfth M!;jpnuypah nghdP';f .. ..
gpd;nd .. mt;tst[ jz;zpf;F ,e;jpaht[y
v';f nghwJ *
g{f;fisg;
gwpf;fhnj-D vGjp btr;rpUe;jP';fsh >
Mkhk; .. .. vd;d Mr;R >
gwpf;ff;Tlhnjd;D vtndh bjhl;onahl
J}f;fpl;Lg; nghapl;lhd; *
,e;j
Cu;y ga';fu jz;zp f#;lkh .. ..
vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;rP';f .. >
#hk;g[ khjpup rhn# ghf;bfl;y m";R
kpy;yp gj;J kpy;ypf;Ff; Fojz;zPu; tpf;fpwh';fns *
me;jf;
ftu;r;rp eoif Xotu;w xU fhl;rpia brd;!hu;y fl;gz;zpl;lh';fd;D brhd;dpna
.. Vd; >
Jz;ilf; fhnzhk; Jzpiaf; fhnzhk;D xotuyhkh
*
- ed;wp Mde;jtpfld;
25-6-2000