This Week's Jokes

ekf;F igad; gpwf;fwijtpl bghz;q gpwe;jh nky; *

mbjg;go';f/ bghz;q gpwe;jh Female jhnd MFk; >


jdpf; Foj;jdk; nghfzk;D vd; kidtp Fjpr;r Fjpapy v';f tPnl buz;lhapLr;rp *

mg;g[wk; .. .. >

mg;g[wbkd;d/ xU tPl;Ly vd; mk;kht[/ mg;ght[k; ,Uf;fh';f/ ,d;bdhU tPl;Ly ehDk; vd; kidtpa[k; ,Uf;nfhk; *


nkl;r; `gpf;rp';y njhj;Jg; nghapl;ljh brhy;wpna/ fpupf;bfl; Njhl;lj;Jy ePa[kh fye;Jfpl;nl >

mbjy;yhk; ,y;iy ehd;/ vd;ndhl fy;ahzj;ijg; gw;wpr; brhd;ndd;.


ghuhl;L tpHh nkilapnyu;e;J jiytu; fPnH tpGe;Jl;lhuhnk/ vg;go >

te;jt';f vy;yhk; jiytiu g[fH;e;J js;spl;lh';fd;D brhd;ndd;y *


c';f tPl;Lf;F te;j tpUe;jhsp';f xnu ehs;y fpsk;gpl;lh';fns vg;go >

vd; kidtp r';fPjk; fj;Jf;fwh vd; kf rikay; fj;jf;fwh mjhd; .. .. ..


vd;d ,J .. .. nksj;ij ,e;j mo mof;fpwhU .. .. >

kzg;bgz;nzhl kh$pf; fhjydhk; .. .. Mj;jpuj;ij ,g;go fhl;LwhU *


vJf;F ng#z;l; Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;nyu;e;J mywpaor;Rl;L xlwhu; .. .. >

ehk kiwr;R btr;rpUe;j khiy CJtj;jp tpsf;F vy;yhjj;ija[k; ghu;j;Jl;lhu;.


buz;L jiytu;fSk; re;jpr;rg;g njhs; Jz;il ,Lg;gpny fl;ofpl;Lg; ngRdh';fsh .. .. Vd; >

kupahij epkpj;jk; ele;j re;jpg;ghk; .. ..*


jiytu; epjhdkh gog;goah Kd;ndwDk;D epidf;fpwhuh .. .. vg;go .. .>

3001 - ,y; Ml;rpiag; gpog;nghk;D brhy;whnu *


ngl;il jhjh th!;J rh!;jpuk; ghu;f;fpwhnu .. .. .. Vd; >

ahUf;nfh t[{L fl;lg; nghwhU *


nguPr;rk; gHf; filj; jpwg;g[ tpHht[f;F Kjy;y tu;nwd;D xj;Jf;fpl;l jiytu; filrpapy tukhl;nld;Dl;lhu; *

Vd; >

mtUf;F Date xj;Jtuypahk; *


khl;il ,Gj;Jl;L nghyP!; !;nl#Df;F nghwpah .. .. Vd; >

yhlk; fl;LwJf;Fjhd; >


nga; xl;Lwtu; Vd; ,e;jf; Tr;ry; nghLwhu; >

,e;jg; nga;f;F fhJ nfl;fhjhk;.

ed;wp FKjk; 13-7-2000

eP';fs; FWf;Ftprhuiz bra;ayhk; .. ..

,e;j Ms; xU igj;jpak;/ ik yhu;l; *

mg;ngh fpWf;F tprhuiz gz;q';f *


me;j kuk; mWf;fpw bjhHpyhsp ga';fu Fofhudh ,Ug;ghUD vg;gor; brhy;nw .. >

ghnud; .. .. ruf;F .. .. ruf;F-D kuj;ij mWf;fwij .. .. *


c';f kidtp ,Uf;Fk;nghJ Vd; FHe;ijf;F ntiyf;fhup rhg;ghL Cl;lwh';f .. .>

vd; kidtpf;F Cl;l rf;jp ,y;iyD lhf;lu; brhy;yp ,Uf;fhnu *


lg;gp'; Mu;l;o!;l;ilg; ghu;j;J QPnuh vd;d ghl;L ghLthu;/ brhy;Y';f .. .. >

vd;d ghl;L .. .. >

ehd; ngr epidg;gbjy;yhk; eP ngr ntz;Lk;.


me;jf;fhyj;Jf;Fk; ,e;jf; fhyj;jf;Fk; murpay;ny vd;d khw;wk; ghu;f;fwP';f >

me;jf; fhyj;Jny b$apYf;Fg; nghdt';f gjtpf;F te;jh';f/ ,g;g gjtpf;F tut';f b$apYf;Fg; nghwh';f mjhd; tpj;jpahrk; *


fhgp bfhLj;jJf;fhfth c';f tPl;L ntiyf;fhup ntiyiatpl;L epd;Dl;lh >

Mkhk; .. .. ehd; Vnjh "hgfj;Jy vd; fztUf;f btr;rpUe;j fhgpiaf; bfhLj;Jl;nld; *

tajhd vd; mk;kh nky cdf;Ff; bfh";rk;Tl mf;fiwna ,y;iy .. ..

mg;gobay;yhk; brhy;yhjp';f .. .. jpdk; jpdk; mt';f nghl;nlht[f;F kdRf;Fs;nsna khiy nghl;L CJtj;jpbay;yhk; Vj;jp btf;fnwd;dh ghj;jf;f';fnsd; .. . *


rPupa!h ,Uf;fpw c';f khkpahiuf; fhg;ghj;jqkh .. .. clnd ml;kpl; gz;zpL';f .. ..

eP';f jg;gh g[up";Rf;fpl;O';f lhf;lu; mt';ftpl;l ,ue;J eP';f vd;idf; fhg;ghj;jqk;jhd; ml;kpl; gz;znwhk; *


ek;k ,d;#^ud;!; MgP!%f;F xU bghz;qfpl;l ,Ue;J nghd; te;J ,Uf;F rhu; *

vd;dthk; >

khkpahu; kUkfs; rz;ilf;F tpgj;J fhg;g[Wjp cz;lhD nff;fwh';f *


vd; g[J $Pd;i!a[k; gdpaida[k; Vd; ntiyf;fhupf;Ff; bfhLj;nj >

eP';fjhnd vd; g[litiaf; bfhLf;f ntz;lhk;D brhd;dP';f *


vd;d';f .. .. c';f mk;kht[f;Fd;D jdpah ehY fuz;o th';fpf; bfhL';f .. ..

vJf;F  .. ..>

vd;ndhL rz;il nghLk;nghJ mt';f epuha[jghzpah epf;fwijg; ghu;j;jh buhk;g ghtkh ,Uf;F .. ..


 c';f igad; ,'fpyP#; fpuhku;/ nkj;!;/ buz;Lnya[k; buhk;g tPf;fh ,Uf;fhd;.  mtDf;F nkj;n!h fuhngz;lhorpahdh -';fpw tpahjp te;jpUf;F.. .

mJf;F vd;d nklk; gz;zqk; >

ek;k !;TYf;Fg; gj;jhapuk; +gh blhnd#d; fl;odh vy;yhk; rupahapLk;.

xU f";rd; jdJ kidtpapd; gpwe;j ehsd;W gp!pd!; tp#akhf btspa{u;g; nghapUe;jhd;.  vdf;F gpwe;jehs; gupR th';fg; gzk; njit.  vdnt cldoahf brf; mDg;g[';fs; vd;W nghdpy; mtdplk; brhd;dhs; kidtp.  fztd;jhd; kfhf; f";rdhr;nr * xU brf; vGjp. mjpy; Mapuk; +gha; vd;gjw;Fg; gjpy; Mapuk; Kj;j';fs; vd;W vGjpaDg;gpdhd;.
 

,uz;L ehs; fHpj;J kidtpf;F nghd; bra;J.  brf; fpilj;jjh > vd;w nfl;lhd;.  k; * fpilj;jJ.. . Mdhy;/ gh';f; fh#pau;jhd; ghtk;.. . mij vdf;F bfhLg;gjw;Fs; buhk;gnt jpdwpg;nghdhu; * vd;W brhd;dhs; kidtp.


xUtiu eha; foj;Jtpl;lJ.  me;j ehapd; brhe;jf;fhuiuj; njog;ngha; tp#aj;ijr; brhd;dhu; fogl;ltu;.  ehapd; brhe;jf;fhuu; brhd;dhu; btwp.. ... btwp.. .. rhup rhu; *


c';f igad; v';nf ,Uf;fhd; >

bly;ypapy; *

m';nf vd;dth ,Uf;fhd; >

m';nfa[k; vd; igadhj;jhd; ,Uf;fhd; *


bel; n$hf; *
 

rkPgj;jpy; clk;g[ kpf nkhrkhfp kUj;Jt rpfpr;ir bra;Jbfhz;L tPL jpUk;gpa xUtUf;F nghd; te;jJ.  kWKidapy;/ mtUf;F rpfpr;ir mspj;j lhf;lu;.
vd;dplk; c';fsf;F xU ey;y bra;jpa[k;.  xU bfl;l bra;jpa[k; ,Uf;fpwJ * vd;whu; lhf;lu;.

X.nf.. . Kjy;y me;j ey;y bra;jpiar; brhy;Y';f. .. lhf;lu; *

c';fSf;F ,Ugj;Jehd;F kzp neu; Ma[s; ,Uf;fpwJ *

nr * mt;tst[jhdh > rup.. .bfl;l bra;jp >

me;j ey;y bra;jpia ehd; nej;nj brhy;ypapUf;fqk;/ kwe;Jl;nld; *

bjup";rh.. . bjupahkyh .
 
 

o.tp-apy; rpd;dtPL glk; Xof;fpl;oUe;jJ.  vd; mz;zh igaDf;Fg; gd;dpuz;L taR.  mtd; vd;fpl;l te;J rpj;jg;gh/ rpd;dtPLd;d vd;d >D nfl;lhd;.  vdf;Fj; ju;kr';flkh ,Ue;jJ.  eP gof;fpw igad;.  ,bjy;yhk; ,g;g bjup";Rf;f ntz;lhk;.  gpd;dhy bjup";Rf;fyhk;.  ,g;g ngha; golhd;D brhd;ndd;.  mJf;F mtd; eP';f brhy;Y';f rpj;jg;gh.. . ehd; ,g;gnt bjup";R btr;Rf;fnwd;D brhd;dhd;.  mlg;ghtp * bjup";R btr;rf;fwJ ,y;ylh rpd;dtPL.  bjupahk btr;Rf;fpl;lhjhd; rpd;dtPLD gjpy; brhy;yp btr;nrd; *


c';f tPl;L ngg;giu ahuhtJ Xrp nfl;lh vdf;Fg; gpof;fhJ.. .

Vd; >

mg;g[wk; ehd; te;J nfl;Fk;nghJ ,Uf;fhnj *


nej;jpf;F rhg;ghl;Ly vl;L fy; fple;Jr;R. .. ,d;dpf;Fk; vl;L fy; fplf;Fnj..

 mst[ rhg;ghl;Ly mJf;F nky nghl KoahJ';f *


eP';f murpay; thjpah >

vg;goj; bjupa[k; >

n#tp'; gz;z nghu;j;jpdg;g ed;wpd;D brhd;dP';fns *


mtu; gL f";rd; .. .

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

?j;ng!;l;/ ?j;gpu#; th';fg; gzk; brythFnkD epidr;R jd;ndhl Kg;gj;jpuz;L gy;iya[k; vLj;Jl;lhu;dh ghnud; *

fhu; gk;gu; gupRD brhy;yp Vkhj;jpl;lh';f *

vg;go >

fhu; gk;giu - guprh bfhLj;Jl;lh';f
 
 

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 9-7-2000

eP gf;fj;Jy ,Ue;jh cyfnk vdf;F kwe;J nghapLJ lhu;yp';.

naht; Rz;ly; fhirf; bfhLj;Jl;L eP vij ntqk;dhYk; kwe;J ngha;ah *


vd;d me;jg; gpr;irf;fhuDf;F kl;Lk; fpa{tpy epd;D gpr;ir nghlwh';f >

m";R +gha;f;F nky gpr;ir nghlwt';fSf;F xU Tg;gd; ju;whdhk;.  mjpu;#;lf; FYf;fy;y Kjy; gupR khUjp fhu; ju;whdhk;.


nghd b$d;kj;jpy ehd; epiwag; ghtk; gz;zpapUf;fpwjh n$hrpah brhy;whU Mdh mjpy; vy;yhk; vdf;F ek;gpf;if ,y;iy lhf;lu;.

vdf;F ek;gpf;ifapUf;F mjhd; vd;fpl;lte;jupUf;fP';f.


ghy; ntnw rhuhak; ntnwd;D ahU';f brhd;dJ >

Vd; .. .. >

buz;Lnk fhar;rpf; For;rhj;jhD';f Rit *


rhu; * vd; kidtpia jpdKk; ahnuh blypnghd;y kpul;wh';f .. ..

c';fSf;F ahu;nkyahtJ re;njfk; ,Uf;fh .. .. >

mJ bjup";rh ehnd neu;y ngha; ghuhl;lkhl;nldh .. ..


v';f MgP!; nyo ilg;gp!;l; Rnyhf;rdhit bry;ykh Rnyh Rnyh-D RUf;fpr; brhd;dJ jg;ghapLr;R *

Vd; .. >

xU byl;liu ilg; gz;zp Kof;f mtSf;F xU khrk; MFnj *


vjw;bfLj;jhYk; gpd;dpLntd; fpwhnu vd;d gz;whU mtu; .. .. >

rtup tpahghuk; gz;whU .. ..


jpUld; .. .. .. jpUld; vy;yhUk; xo th';f.

Inah khkh .. .. ehd; c';f khg;gps;is te;jpUf;nfd;.

mg;goah > Inah .. .. bgupa jpUld; te;jpUf;fhd; vy;yhUk; xo th';f *


c';f thupR vd;ndhl tapj;Jy tsUJ oau; *

tpisahlwpah > ehd; cd;idf; fhjypf;f Muk;gpr;R xU thuk;jhnd MFJ *

rhup .. .. unk#;fpl;l brhy;y ntz;oaij "hgf kwjpah c';ffpl;l brhy;ypl;nld;


c';f igad; Fof;fpwhnd eP';f bfh";rk; nfl;ff; Tlhjh .. >

ehnd ,g;g `g[y;yh ,Uf;nfd;.  mtd;fpl;nl ntw th';fpf; For;rh ehd; tpGe;JLntd;.


lhf;lu; ehd; thH tpUk;giy vd;idr; rhf tpl;LL';f.

mg;g MgnurDf;F Vw;ghL gz;zplnwd;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 14-7-2000

glj;Jf;F tpHh vLf;fwh';fns .. .. >

E}W ehs; xodJf;fh .. .. >

,y;yP';f .. .. o.tpy lhg; bld; epfHr;rpapy Kjyplk; fpilr;rJf;fhfthk; *


thrfu;fisj; jpiu tpku;rdk; bra;ar; brhy;yp ehk nfl;oUe;jij ,e;j thrfu; jg;gh g[up";Rfpl;lhu; nghyUf;F .. ..

vg;go .. .. >

uk;gh jpnal;lu; !;f;uPdpy; bgupa fpHpry; ,Uf;F ukPdh jpnal;lu;ny rPl;L';f vy;yhk; cil";rpUf;F-d;D tpku;rpr;Rj; js;spapUf;fhnu *


nghyP!;fhuu; - Vk;kh .. .. eP jdpah ,Uf;Fk;nghJ ,e;j Ms; cd;idf; fw;gHpf;f Kaw;rp gz;zpdhu;D Vd; mg;gnt te;J v';ffpl;l brhy;yiy.

bgz; - ,tuhtJ Kaw;rpjhd; gz;zpdhU .. .. Mdh ,';nf ele;JUnkhd;D gak;jhd rhu; .. .. *


V';f .. .. ek;k igaid tf;fPYf;Fg; gof;f itf;fg; nghnwd;D brhd;dP';fsh .. .. >

Mkh .. .. brhd;ndd; .. ..

,g;g mtd; mepahaj;Jf;Fg; bgha; brhy;y Muk;gpr;Rl;lhd; .. ..


c';fs; fl;rpapy; g[jpjhf xU mzpah .. .. >

Mkhk; * bfhLk;ghtp vupg;g[ mzp  .. .. *


nghyP!; !;nl#id th!;J rh!;jpug;go ,or;Rf; fl;Lwh';fshnk .. .. Vd; .. >

thuj;Jf;F xU yhf;fg; rht[ elf;Fjhk; *


bfkp!;lup bl!;ly .. .. ehY gupnrhjid bra;ar; brhd;dh';f .. .. *

eP vd;d nrhjid br";nr >

vdf;F vJt[k; bjupaiy mjdhy nrhjidnky; brhjid nghJklh rhkpd;D vGjpndd; .. . .. *


me;j lhf;lu; buhk;g epjp beUf;foapy ,Uf;fhU nghypUf;F .. .. >

vg;go .. .. >

te;j xU ng#d;l;Lf;Fk; mogl;lJf;Ff; fl;Lfl;l Jzp ,y;iyd;D eu;!; ghthiliaf; fpHpr;Rf; fl;Lg; nghlwhnu *


vdf;fg;g[wk; vd;ndhl murpay; thupR ePjhd;D c';f igad;fpl;l eP';f brhd;dP';fsh .. .. >

Mkh .. .. brhd;ndd; .. ..

murpay;y ,w';fp ke;jpupahf; nghw vdf;fg; gog;g[ vJf;F-d;D rupahg; gof;f khl;nl';fpwhd; *


c';f FLk;gk; ft[z;lkzp bre;jpy; khjpup fyfyd;D ,Uf;Fk;D c';f kidtp brhd;dh';f .. ..

buhk;g re;njh#k; .. ..

,d;bdhz;qk; brhd;dh';f ehd;jhd; ft[z;lkzp khjpup v';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; bre;jpy; khjpupd;Dk; brhd;dh';f .. .. *


mLj;jt';f Mapue;jhd; c';fSf;F ml;it!; gz;zpdhYk;/ eP';f bfh";rk;Tl fhJy th';fpf;f khl;o';fshnk .. .. cz;ikah .. .. >

Mkh .. .. ,g;g eP';f vd;d brhd;dP';f *


ghl;L thj;jpahu; tPl;ny ntiyf;Fr; nru;e;jJ jg;gh nghr;R >

Vd; > vd;d Mr;R >

tapj;Jg; ghl;Lf;fhf ntiyf;Fr; nru;e;njd; filrpapny jhyhl;Lg; ghl;L ghLk;go gz;zpl;lhnu *


kidtpia mlf;FtJ vg;go-d;D mtU g[idg; bgau;y epiwa fl;Liu vGjpapUf;fhU .. .. *

vd;d ngu;y vGjwhU .. .. >

bgz;lhl;o jhrd;-';fw ngu;y .. ..


mikr;ru; Tlnt giHa ngg;gu;fhu';f epiwa ngu; nghwh';fns vjf;F >

bghJkf;fs;fpl;l kDf;fs; th';fwhu; mj btapl;y nghlj;jhd; .. ..


cd; fhjypia fp!;fpe;jht[f;f miHr;rpl;Lg; nghdPna vJf;Flh >

fp!; bfhLf;fj;jhd; .. .. *


vd; fhjyp buhk;g nkhrk;lh .. *

Vz;lh .. >

fp!; nfl;lh kdR/ cjL/ Kj;jk; fl;of;fg; nghwtDf;Fjhd;D brhy;wh *


g[J khg;gps;is Vd;lh nrhfkh ,Uf;nf >

`g[y;\d;nlapy Qdp\Df;Fg; nghndd;lh/ md;idf;F mkhthir vJt[k; elf;fnylh *

ed;wp ,jak;ngRfpwJ 9-7-2000