This Week Jokes

nej;J v';f jiytu;/ bjhFjpf;F Fiw nfl;fg;  nghapUe;jg;g Vfg;gl;l eha;fs; mtiur; NH;e;Jf;fpl;L Fiuf;f Muk;gpr;rpl;LJ *

mg;god;dh * c';f jiytu; bjhFjpf;F Fiu nfl;fg; nghdhu;-D brhy;Y *


ek;k jiytUk;/ vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytUk; b$apy;y re;jpr;Rf; fpl;lh';fshnk >

Mkhk;/ jw;b$apyhd re;jpg;ghk; *


c';f tPl;Ly g[ul;rp btor;rpUr;rh vd;d brhy;wP';f.. .>

v';f mk;khfpl;l ,Ue;j rhtpf; bfhj;ij vd; kidtp gpL';fpl;lhs;.


jiytu; ngRk;nghbjy;yhk; buz;L ikf; itf;fpwh';fns.. . Vd; >

mtUf;F bul;il ehf;fhk; *


me;j nQhl;ly; ngg;gu; nuh!;ilbay;yhk; gwpKjy; gz;zpl;lh';fshk;.

vd;d tp#ak; >

mJy vol;lu;/ gg;sp#u;/ epu;thfp. . ,t';fnshl ngu;/ ml;u!;.. . vJt[k;  nghliyahk;.. .*


bghz;q nghl;nlhit khg;gps;isfpl;l MgP!;y bfhz;L ngha;f; fhl;odJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

J}f;ff; fyf;fj;Jy ,Uf;fpwg;g vd;id Vkhj;jpl;O';fd;D brhy;whU *


fky; urpifia fhjypr;rJ ey;yjhg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

ehd; Kj;jk; nfl;fwJf;Fs;s mtns FLj;Jlwh *


vd;d lhf;lu;/ jpOu;D fz;iz \of;fpl;O';f >

ghu;it neuk; Ko";rpLr;R  nghapl;L ehisf;F th';f *


c';f tPl;Lf;F gpd;dhy ,Uf;fpw bgupa fput[z;L ahUJ >

mbjy;yhk;. vd;ndhlJjhd; *

c';fSf;Fg; bgupa ngf;fput[z;nl ,Uf;Fd;D brhy;Y';f *


me;j bkfh rPupay; gupR nghl;oapny/ fye;Jf;fpl;O';fns > vd;d gupR fpilr;rJ >

xU fpnyh $t;t[ kpl;lha; fpilr;rJ *


vd;d lhf;lu; ,J > Fzkhd gpwFk; ng#z;l; o!;rhu;$;-i$ xj;jpitf;fwP';f >

mtu; ngu;ny/ ,d;Dk; bfh";rk; brhj;J ,Uf;fhk;/ eu;!; *


me;j vyf;l;upf; filf;fhuu; rupahd rgyg; ngu;tHp.. .

ep$khth .. >

k;.. . me;jf; fily th';fpd l;a{g; iyl; Tl fz;zof;FJd;dh ghnud;.. .*


c';f igaidf; bfh";rk; fz;or;R it';f..  buhk;gj; jpkpuh ngRwhd;.. .*

vd;d ngrpdhd; >

Vz;lh buz;L ehsh !;TYf;F tuiyd;D nfl;lhd;.. . kjpahjhu; jiythry; kpjpf;f ntzhk;-D eP';fjhnd brhd;dP';f';fwhd;.. .*


nju;jypy; thj;J rpd;dj;jpy; nghl;oapl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

xU Xl;LTl tpHiyna *


upf;#h Xl;Lfpwtiu fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;rh/ Vz;o >

tPl;y rz;il te;jh kpjp kpjpd;D kpjpf;fpwhnu *


vd;d * ek;k nfo fe;jd; jdp btg;irl; bjhl';fpapUf;fhdh >

Mkhk;/ ,Jtiuf;Fk; vt;tst[ jpUl;L elj;jpapUf;fhd;.  vj;jid jlit nghyP!; khl;oapUf;fhd;.  ahu; ahUf;F vt;tst[ kh\y; bfhLj;jpUf;fhd; nghd;w jfty;fisj; bjspth mJy brhy;ypapUf;fhdhk; *


epjp epWtdj;ijg; gj;jp tp. nrfu; glk; vLj;jh vd;d ngU itg;ghU >

bjupiyna .. .*

Xo thH;e;jhy; nfho ed;ik


ruf;F kh!;lu; njit';fw tpsk;guj;ijg; ghu;j;Jl;L mg;spnf#d; nghl;ona/ vd;d Mr;R >

m';nf nghdg;g[wk;jhd; brhy;wh';f/  fs;sr; rhuhak; fha;r;rqk;-D

ed;wp FKjk; 24-8-2000

nkd; M`g;jp khl;r; th';fpdJf;Fg; nghah me;j Ml;lf;fhuiu Oik tpl;Lj; Jhf;fpl;lh';f.. .>

Mkhk; * mtU th';fpdJ g[f;fp!; fpl;nl.. .


vd;d * c';f igaidg; ngha; gpupl;$; cs;ns cl;fhu btr;rpUf; fP';f >

mg;gjhnd mtd; bfl;Lg; nghfhk ,Ug;ghd;.


c';ffpl;nl vg;gor; brhy;wJd;D bjupaiy.. ..

lhf;lu; fpl;nla[k; tf;fPy;fpl;nla[k; vija[k; kiwf;ff; TlhJ. Rk;kh brhy;Y';f.. .

ehDk; c';f bghz;qk; buz;L tU#kh capUf;Fapuh fhjypf;fpnwhk;.  mijj;jhd; vg;gor; brhy;wJd;D bjupakh ,Ue;njd; khkh *


c';fSf;Fj; jkpH; ve;j mst[ bjupa[k; >

glj;Jy vdf;F ntw xU Ms; lg;gp'; tha;!; ju;w mst[f;Fj; bjupa[k;.


vJf;Flh nghd thuk; cd;id !;l;bur;ru;y tr;Rj; js;spf;fpl;Lg; nghdh';f.. .>

vjpu; tPl;Lg; bgz;izg; ghu;j;J !;l;uf;ru; ey;y ,Uf;Fd;D brhd;djhny gpd;dpl;lh';f.. .*


ehd; uh$; o.tpapy; rpj;jp ghu;j;njd;.. .

rd; o.tp.yjhnd rpj;jp tUk;.

ehd; brhd;dJ uh$; o.tp.y epa{!; gor;r v';f rpj;jpia.. .


Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu; cs;ns te;j me;j ng#z;l; vd;d KqKqf;fwhU.. .>

fhL ththd;Djhk;/ M!;gj;jpup ngh nghd;Djhk;-D… .


me;j fpupf;bfl; tPuu; eoifnahl tiyapny tpGe;Jl;lhUd;D ngg;gu;y nghl;oUf;F *

X * ,ijj;jhd; bel; gpuhf;l;o!;D brhy;wh';fsh ..  *


,j;jid tUlk; fHpj;J fyhtjp nky; nf!; nghl;lhna.. .

fhyhtjp MapLr;R.. .


,e;j kUe;Jr; rPl;ilf; bfh";rk; gor;R brhy;Y';f lhf;lu;.

ve;jf; fpWf;fd; ,g;gof; fpWf;fp btr;rpUf;fhd;. *

eP';fjhd; lhf;lu;. new;W vGjpf; bfhLj;j kUe;Jr; rPl;L.


thdk; Tl Fof;Fk; nghypUf;F.. .

vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.. .>

gpd;d * ,d;Wk; thdk; bjspthf ,Uf;Fk;-D nuonahy brhd;dh';fns.. .


me;j eofUf;Ff; bfh";rk;Tl lhd;!; Ml tuhnj.. . c';f glj;jpny kl;Lk; ,t;tst[ gpukhjkh Mlwhnu.. . * vg;go >

mtnuhl kidtpiaf; Tl;o te;J vjpupy; epWj;jpndhk;.  mtu; clk;g[ jd;dhny Ml Muk;gpr;Rl;lJ.. .*


vd;dJ/ ,ir mikg;ghsiu tPug;gd; flj;jpf;fpl;L nghapl;lhdh >

Mkhk;/ nfrl;oy; jd; FuYld; ngf;fput[z;l kpa{rpf; nghlqkhk;/


FUnt fhiyapy; vGe;jJk; eP';fs; ahu; Kfj;jpy; tpHpg;gPu;fs; >

rp#;ah * fhl;oy; ,Ue;jhy; eup Kfj;jpy;.  fl;oypy; ,Ue;jhy; !;j;uP Kfj;jpy;.


cd; kidtpiaf; fj;jpahy; Fj;jpaJ cz;ikjhnd >

,d;!;bgf;lu; rhu; * eP';f brhy;wJ Rj;jg; bgha;ap';f.. .. vd; ifapny mg;g ,Ue;jJ mupthSjhD';f.. .

ed;wp F';Fkk; 25-8-2000

bel; fk;bgdpf;F ,d;lu;tpa{t[f;Fg; nghdpna.. . nfs;tp vg;go nfl;lh';f >

nghy;lh nfl;lh';f >


gjtp Vw;wJk; Kjy;tu; v';nf nghapl;lhu; >

,d;dpf;F mtnuhl gpwe;j ehshk; * mjdhy vy;yh gpf;ghf;bfl; fhuu;fisa[k; upyP!; gz;z b$apYf;Fg; nghapUf;fhu;.. .


jkpH;ehl;oy; ilfu; ghu;f; bfhz;L te;jJ v';fs; Ml;rpapy;jhd; *

naht; * mJ illy; ghu;f;ah.. * ,Uf;fw tk;g[ nghjhjh >


eP';f Mirah tsu;j;j eha; c';fisf; for;Rjh > mJ vg;go';f >

Vd; khkpahiug; ghu;j;J thyhl;Lr;Rd;D thiy mWj;Jl;nld; *


gj;jpupifyUe;J n$hf; jpUk;gp tu;wJ jghy;fhuUf;Tl ,sf;fhukhg; nghr;rh Vd; >

rhu;.. . fhg;gp te;JUf;Fd;D fj;jwhu; *


cd; tPl;ony mg;gg;g vypfs; vl;og; ghj;Jl;L XLnj *

bghwpapny mJf;F Mfhuk; itr;Rl;nldhd;D te;J  ghu;f;Fk; *


ntnuhL gpL';fg;gl;l kuj;ij Vd; fpnud;y bfhz;L nghwh';f.. .>

jiytu; kuk; elg;nghwhuhk; *


ts;Stu; v';nf gpwe;jhu; >

ts;Stu; nfhl;lj;jpny rhu; *


fUk;g[d;D bgau; itr;rJ jg;gh nghr;rh Vd; *

MgPrpny rf;ifaha; gpHpawh';fns *


cd; filrp Mir vd;d >

jp.efu; u';fehjd; bjUtpny rhae;ju ntisy fhyhw ele;J  nghfqk; *


rhu;.. . ,d;idf;Ff; FYf;fiy th';fpl;Lg; ngh';f.. fhiyapny nahfyl;Rkp tPl;Lf; fjitj; jl;lg;nghwh *

naht;. .. nghdthuk; ehd; jdyl;Rkp tPl;Lf; fijitj;jl;d tptfhunk ,d;dKk;  jPuiy.. .

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 20-8-2000

rhu;.. .. nyl;l!;l; gl fhb#l; vy;yhk; te;jpUf;F.. vJ ntqk; >

tPug;gd; fhb!l; ,Ue;jh FL';f.. *


itf;nfhy; rhg;gpl;lh fz; ghu;itf;F ey;yJ *

Rk;kh msf;fhnj.. .

cz;ikahjhd; brhy;nwd;.. . ve;j khlhtJ \f;Ff;fz;zho nghl;oUf;fh >


bel; n$hf;

Tl;lk; jpuz;oUe;j xU kJf;filg; gf;fkhfg; nghd XU ghjpupahu;/ m';nf xUtid miHj;Jf; nfl;lhu;.. . "cdf;F brhu;f;fj;Jf;Fg; nghf tpUg;gkh >"

mtd; Mkhk; vd;W gjpy; brhy;yt[k; clnd ,e;j ,lj;ijtpl;L xog;ngh vd;whu;.  mLj;J ,d;bdhUtdplKk; mnj nfs;tp.. mnj gjpy;.. mnj cj;jut[.

KGg;nghijapy; \H;fpj; jpisj;Jf;bfhz;oue;j \d;whtJ Msplk; te;jhu; ghjpupahu;.  "cdf;F brhu;fj;Jf;Fg; nghf tpUg;gkh >" vd;W nfl;lhu;.  mtd; ,y;iy vd;wJk; jpifj;Jg; ngha;tpl;lhu;.  "vd;dJ.. . eP brj;jJf;Fg; gpwF brhu;f;fj;Jf;Fg; nghf tpUg;gk; ,y;iyah > "

mtd; rpupj;jhd;..  "X. . . ehd; brj;jJf;F mg;g[wkh > Vnjh ,g;gnt xU nfh#;oah vy;nyhiua[k; brhu;f;fj;Jf;Ff; Tl;ol;Lg; nghfg; nghwP';fshd;D beidr;rl;nld; * "


me;j lhf;lu; vJf;F tha;y Jzp fl;of;fpl;L gh';f; cs;ns nghwhU.. .>

gh';f; mf;bfsz;il Mgnul; gz;zg; nghwhuhk;.


,e;j kUe;ij jpdKk; fhiyapy btWk; tapj;Jy rhg;gpL';f.. .*

gdpad;Tlg; nghl;oUf;ff;Tlhjh lhf;lu; > *


mtrpak; ,Ue;jhy;jhd; c';fSf;F bl!;bly;yhk; vLf;f ntz;oaJ ,Uf;Fk; *

mJ vg;g bjupa[k; lhf;lu; >

nyg; btr;rpUf;fpw vd; jk;gp nghd; gz;qthd;.. .*


nr * rupahd my;g lhf;lu;.. .. ,Jf;F Kd;dho Ml;nlh upf;#h Xl;of;fpl;oUe;jhu; nghypUf;F *

vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

ju;khkPl;lu; nky buz;L +gh nghl;Lf; bfhL';fwhnu *


Mgnu#Df;F vdf;F gjpyh ntw eu;i! Vw;ghL gz;zpf;F';f lhf;lu; *

Vd; >

Mgnu#d;';fpw ngu;y eP';f gz;w bfhiyfSf;F cle;ijah ,Uf;nfdhD kdRf;Fs;ns beUlyh ,Uf;F *


new;W ehd; te;jg;ngh eP';f ,y;iy/ c';f fk;gt[z;lu;jhd; kUe;J bfhLj;jhu; *

Iianah.. . vd;d Mr;R >

xnu ntisapy FzkhapLr;R *


,e;j khj;jpiuiar; rhg;gpl;lg;g[wk; clk;g[y m';f';nf Crp Fj;jw khjpup ,Uf;F lhf;lu; *

nlhd;l; bthu;up.. . Vnjh Pin-tpidt[d;D epidf;fpnwd;.


clk;ig ,t;tst[ !;ypk;kh btr;rpUf;fP';fns.. . vd;d fhuzk;D nfl;lh/ ,iy nghl;L rhg;gpLntd;D brhy;wP';fns *

Mkhk; btj;jiyapyjhd; rhg;gpLntd; *


vd; khkpahu; te;j Ml;nlh ft[e;JLr;R.. .

Iianah.. . mg;g[wk; vd;d gz;nz >

Ml;nlhfhuDf;F kPl;lUf;F nkny nghl;Lf; bfhLj;njd;.. .


nej;J ek;k tPl;Lf;F te;j jpUlid c';fg;ghjhd; mDg;gpapUg;ghnuhd;D vdf;Fr; re;njfkh ,Uf;f *

V';f tPzh mtu;nky gHpiag; nghLwP';f.. .>

gpd;d vd;d.. . tujl;rizah th';fpd Ik;gjhapuj;ij vL-D jpUld; fbuf;l nfl;lhnd. *


jiytUf;F mnu!;l; thuz;l; te;jJf;Fg; ngha; bjhz;lu;fis Vd; rpiw epug;g[k; nghuhl;lk; gz;zr; brhy;whU >

mtU cs;ns tUk; nghJ thH;f nfh#k; nghlwJf;F *


Vd;ah * MgP!%f;F nyl;L >

bjupahk g!;y Jh';fpl;nld; rhu; *

g!;yna Jh';f ntz;oaJjhnd vJf;F MgP!%f;F te;nj >


fpzW njhz;odP';fns.. . jz;zp vg;go >

,sePu; khjpup.. .*

mt;tst[ !;tPl;lhth >

,y;y.. . xU ,sePu;y vt;tst[ jz;zp ,Uf;Fnkh/ mt;tst[jhd; ,Ue;jJ *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 20-8-2000

 
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