This Week Jokes

jiytnuhl kfd; khu;f;#Pl;y mtnuhl ifbaGj;ijg; nghl;L nghu;$up gz;zpd tp#ak; bjup";rJk; jiytu;.. .

vd;d gz;zpdhu; >

murpay;y vdf;F thupR fpilr;rhr;Rd;D re;njh#g;gl;lhu; *


ek;k g[Jf;fl;rpnahl rpd;dk;/ ,d;bdhU fl;rpnahl rpd;dk; khjpupna ,Uf;FJd;D  mDkjp jukhl;lh';fns/  jiytu; vg;go mDkjp th';fpdhU >

,uz;Lf;Fk; ,ilapy; MW tpj;jpahrk; ,Ug;gij Rl;of; fhl;odhuhk; .. *


rl;lrigapy; gf;fj;Jy cl;fhu;e;jpUf;fpw vk;.vy;.V.f;fs; Tl bjhzbjhz-d;D jiytu; ngrpf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fhnu/ vd;d tp#ak; >

rl;lrigapy; jiytu; ngrnt ,y;iy-d;D ahUk; brhy;yplf;TlhJ';fwJf;fhfj;jhd; ,g;gog; ngrpl;oUf;fhU *


vd;d  jiytnu/ vy;yh `igy;ya[k; c';f fhy; nuifiag; gjpr;rpUf;fP';f >

vjpu;f;fl;rpf;fhud;  vdf;F ifehl;L kl;Lk;jhd; nghlj;bjupa[k;D brhd;dhd;/ mjhd; *


jiytu;/ jd;ndhl khkht[k; jhj;jht[k; Rje;jpug; nghuhl;l tPuu;fs;-D brhy;wJ ep$kha;ah >

mtu; brhy;wJ/ neUita[k;/ fhe;jpiaa[k;ah *


ek;k jiytu;/ cil";r nghd fz;zhoj; Jz;Lfis tPl;Ly gj;jpug;gLj;jp btr;rpUf;fhnu/ Vd; >

mbjy;yhk; mtu; murpaYf;F tu;wJf;F Ke;jp  xU fytuj;Jy cilr;r nrhlh ghl;oy; Jz;Lfshk;.  "hgfhu;j;jkh tr;rpUf;fhu; *


jiytu; c';f bry; ek;gu; vd;dhd;D nfl;lh 14-D brhy;wP';fns *

xnQh.. .* bry;nghd; bek;giuf; nfl;lh';fsh > ehd; b$apy; bek;giu nfl;fpwh';fD epidr;nrd;.. ..


c';f fl;rpj; bjhz;lu;fbsy;yhk; fGj;Jy igdhf;Fyiu khl;of;fpl;L miya[wh';fns * Vd; >

v';f jiytu;/ ,dp nky; ekf;Fj; bjhiynehf;Fg; ghu;itjhd; Kf;fpak;D brhy;ypapUf;fhnu *


fh#;kPu; Kjy;tnuhl nghl;nlhit ahu; ,';nf khl;odJ >

cd; bgz;lhl;ojhd;. .. Rahl;rp ntqk;D rpk;ghypf;fh bjuptpf;fpwhshk;. *


,Ue;jhYk; ,J buhk;g Xtu;.. .*

vd;d >

ek;k fghyp mtd; FoapUf;fpw fhydpf;F jd;dhl;rp  nfl;L jPu;khdk; epiwntw;wpapUf;fpwhdhk; *


nfhkh !;nl$;y ,Uf;fw jiytUf;F epidt[ jpUk;g[kh >

fPnH rpy;yiw tpHw rj;jk; nfl;lh kl;Lk; fhJ Jof;FJ/ kw;wgo xU Kd;ndw;wKk; ,y;iy *


murpay;thjpapd; bgz;iz fhjypj;J Vkhe;J ngha;tpl;nld;. .

vd;d ele;jJ >

c';fSf;F vd; ,jaj;jpy; vg;bghGJk; ,lk; cz;LD brhy;yp/ mts; fy;ahzg; gj;jpupifiaf; bfhLj;jhs;.. .


ek;k jiytu; gPr;Ry kPl;o'; tr;rpUf;fpwJ Kd; $hf;fpuijf;Fj; jhd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

m';fjhd; nkil kPJ vwpa rl;Ld;D fy; fpilf;fhJ *

ed;wp FKjk; 17-8-2000

ehd; ,Jtiu elj;jpajpy; VnjDk; re;njfk; ,Ue;jhy; nfS';fs;.

eP';f elj;jpdJ vd;d  ghlk; rhu; >


rdpg;bgau;r;rp mLj;j khjk;jhnd tUfpwJ.  eP';fs; nghdthuk; ele;jJ vd;fpwPu;fns vg;go >

MWkhjk; vd; tPl;oy; j';fpapUe;j vd; khkpahu; nghd thuk;jhnd CUf;Fg; g[wg;gl;lhu; *


v';fg;ght[f;F c';fg;gh njtnylh *

vg;go >

c';fg;gh cd;id gj;J igrht[f;Fg; gpunah$dkpy;nyd;D jpl;whU.  v';fg;gh vd;id eah igrht[f;Fg; gpunah$dkpy;nyd;Dy;y jpl;whU *


cd; fztu; F#pahf ,Uf;fpwhnu vd;d tp#ak; >

ehisf;F Cu;nyu;e;J vd; j';fr;rp tu;wjh byl;lu; te;jpUf;Fy;y mjhd; *


bghWikah brhy;Y';f.. c';fSf;F vd;d g;uhg;sk; >

,g;nghbjy;yhk; vd;Dila fjhfhyl;nrgk; nfl;L vdf;nf Jhf;fk; Jhf;fkh tUJ lhf;lu; *


gLj;jhy; Jhf;fnk tukhl;nl';FJ rhu;.

Vd; mg;gh >

Mgp!;y cl;fhu;e;J Jh';fpna gHfpg; nghr;R.. .*


fj;jpiaj; jPl;lhnj g[j;jpiaj; jPl;Ld;D brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

mtd; jpdKk; rhizf; fy;Yy jiyia  btr;Rj; nja;r;Rf;fwhd;.


vd;d nahrpf;fpwP';f >

,';nf xU eha;jhd; khnd$u;d;D gpa{d; brhd;dhd;.  ehiaf; Tlth  khnd$uh nghLth';f >


rht[f;Fk; thzk;tplwh';f/ rhkp Cu;tyj;Jnya[k; thzk; tplwh';f.  ,J Vd; rhu;. >

mJth . .. Kd;dJ rtk; * gpd;dJ cw;rtk; *


eha;/ gd;wp/ fGij/ khL ,e;j ehY tpy';Fk; cyfj;jpnyna ,y;yhk nghapUe;jh vd;d ele;jpUf;Fk; >

nfhgk; te;j vij brhy;yp jpl;LwJd;D jpz;lhoapUg;nghk;.


v';f jhj;jh Xkpnahgjp .. . v';f mg;gh mnyhgjp.. .

mg;g eP';f. .>

btWk; rghgjp *


fy;ahzj;Jf;fg; gpwF jhd;.  ehd; ,e;j tPl;ony ,Uf;fpnwd; *

mg;ngh/ gpuk;kr;rhupah ,Ue;jnghJ v';nf ,Ue;jP';f *


g!;!py; cd; gf;fj;jpy; mHfhd ,sk;bgz; cl;fhu;e;jJf;fhf re;njh#g;glhky; Vd; tUj;jg; glwP';f >

vg;go re;njh#g;gl Koa[k; > taRg; bghz;q Tr;rkpy;yhk ek;k gf;fj;Jy cl;fhu;e;jh vd;d mu;j;jk; > ek;ik tarhdtdh epidf;fpwhs;D jhnd mu;j;jk; *


\f;Fk; KHpa[kh ,Uf;fpw igaid tPl;L ntiyf;F itf;fhjP';fd;D brhd;ndnd.. . nfl;O';fsh >

vd;d Mr;R >

ek;k bghz;q ,g;ngh tha[k; tapWkh ,Uf;fh *


ehd; xU ga';fukhd fdt[ fz;nld;.

vd;d fdt[ >

ehd; rpdpkh jahupg;ghsu;.. . nkf;fg; ,y;yhj el;rj;jpu';fis itj;J/ gpypk; ,y;yhj nfkuhtpy; glk; gpoj;J/ !;fpuPd; ,y;yhj jpiuapy; btspapLtJ nghy; fdt[ fz;nld;  *


vd;do Kdpak;kh * cd; fztid ilnthu;!; bra;ag; nghwpahnk *

gpd; vd;dk;kh > bgupa rpdpkh !;lhu; tPl;L ntiyf;fhup ,JTl bra;ahl;lh bfsutkh ,Uf;F khk;kh >

ed;wp F';Fkk; 18-8-2000

ehd; epidg;ngd;.. . mtu; bfhLj;JLthu;.. .

vd;d >

Kj;jk;jhd;.. .

nkl;`ghu; ",r;" mju;-D brhy;Y


tpisahl;L tpidahFk;';fpwJ cz;ikahapUr;R ghu;j;jP';fsh.. .*

ahUf;F >

ek;k ehl;L fpupf;bfl; Ml;lf; fhu';fSf;F.. .*


vd;d';f ,J.. . bgtpypad;nyUe;J xote;jtu; jpOu;D ngl;!;nkd; ngl;il gpL';fpl;L Xlwhu;.

ahu; mtu;. >

fz;l;nuhy; nghu;L Mshk;.  ,e;j ngl;!;nkd; nkny ,Ue;j khl;rp `gpf;!p'; Fw;wr;rhl;L ,g;gjhd; cWjp Mr;rhk; *


bel; n$hf;

"mk;kh/ fy;ahzg; bghz;qf;F kl;Lk; Vd; bts;is ou!; nghlwh';f >"  xU jpUkz tpHhtpy; fye;Jbfhs;s mk;kht[ld; ru;r;Rf;Fg; nghd Rl;og; bgz; nfl;lhs;.
"Vd;dh/ bts;is epwk;jhd; re;njh#j;jpd; milahsk;.  jtpu/ ,d;dpf;Fj;jhd; me;jg; bgz;nzhl thH;f;ifapy; re;njh#khd ehs;.. . "
mk;kh gjpy; brhy;yp Kof;Fk; Kd;ng mLj;j nfs;tp te;jJ. "rup.. . fy;ahz khg;gps;isf;Fk; kl;Lk; fWg;g[ !^l; nghlwh';fns .. . mJ Vd; > " mk;kh thailj;Jg; nghdhs; *


nla;.. . vd;dlh/ eP Tl bry;nghd; th';fpl;oah >

rP.. . vtbdtndh ifny xU bry;nghid btr;Rf;fpl;L nuhl;Lny miy";Rfpl;oUf;fhd;.. . vdf;F btWg;ghapLr;R.. . *

bfl;Lg;nghd o.tp. upnkhl;il btr;Rf;fpl;L Rk;kh ge;jh gz;zpf;fpl;oUf;nfd; *


gy; lhf;lu;fpl;nl ngha; me;j murpay;thjp vd;d jfuhW gz;whU.. .>

mtUf;Fg; gy; fl;lwJf;FTl blz;lu; tplqkhk; .. *


vd;d c';f igad; g";r ghz;ltu;fs; vj;jid ngu;D nfl;lhy; \q ngu;D brhy;whnd >

fbuf;l;jhnd rhu;.. . mjhd; uhkd; yl;Rkzd; buz;L ngUk; fhl;Lf;Fg; ngha;l;lh';fns.. .*


v';f tPl;Lf; bfhRf;fSf;bfy;yhk; brhFR $h!;jp.. .

Vd; >

`ngd; nghliydh nfhgg;gl;L fof;Fk;


me;j fpupf;bfl; gpnsau; tPl;Ly ,d;fk;lhf;!; mjpfhup';fSf;F epiwa buf;fhu;l;!; fpilr;rpUf;fhnk >

Mkhk;.. . mtUjhd; tpisahl;Ly epiwa buf;fhu;l;!; btr;rpUf;fhnu *


me;jg; gapw;rpahsiua[k;Tl Vd; mjpfhup';f tprhuiz elj;jwh';f >

mtUjhd; vg;goj; jg;g[ gz;zyhk;D Ml;lf;fhu';fSf;Fg; gapw;rp bfhLj;jhuhk; *


murpay;thjp';f tPl;Ly bua;L te;jh ngha; M!;gj;jpupapy gLj;Jlwh';fns.. . mJ khjpup fpupf;bfl; gpnsaU';f Vd; ngha; gLj;Jf;fiy.. .

gLj;jh/ mLj;j khl;Rf;F `gpl; ,y;iyD brhy;ypLth';fns *


vJf;F c';f kidtp ngu;y epiwa fput[z;l th';fpg; nghl;oUf;fP';f.. >

ngl;o'; g;uhf;l;o!; gz;zj;jhd; rhu;.. .*


me;j Ms; ghtk;/ cyfk; bjupahjtuh ,Uf;fhU.. .

Vd;.. .>

<-bkapy; ml;ui!f; ify btr;rf;fpl;L nuhl;Ly nghwt';f tu;wt';ffpl;lbay;yhk; ,e;j ml;u!; v';nf ,Uf;F>-D nfl;Ll;L ,Uf;fhnu .. .*


kt[z;l; nuhl;Ly vUik khL jpOu;D Xote;JLr;R *

Iianah .. .

mg;g[wk;.. .>

ouhgpf; nghyP!;fhuu; ghu;j;Jl;L/ khl;Lf;fpl;nl ghiya[k; khl;Lf;fhud;fpl;nl gzj;ija[k; fwe;Jl;lhU. *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 13-8-2000

vy;yh jFjpa[k; ,Ue;Jk;/ bl!;l; nkl;Ry vy;yhk; ey;yh tpisahoa[k;/ xnu xU jFjpapy;iyd;D vd;id ,e;jpad; fpupf;bfl; Ok;y nru;f;f kWj;jpl;lh';f.. *

mg;go vd;d jFjp ,y;iyahk;.. .>

vdf;Fj; njk;gpj; njk;gp mHj; bjupaiyahk;.. .


jiytnu.. . ngr;Rthu;j;ij Kwp";rpl;ljh nej;J nkilapy; ngrpdP';fns >

Mkhk;.. . mJf;bd;d >

gr;rpiy fl;Lg;nghl g[j;Jhu; ehl;L itj;jpau; te;jpUf;fhu; *


c';f tPl;oy ehYngu; ,Uf;fP';f.. khrj;Jf;F fhy; \l;il muprpTl bryt[ ,y;nyd;D brhy;wP';f.. . vg;go >

thuj;jpy; \q ehs; vd; igaDf;Fg; bgz; ghu;f;fg; nghapLnthnkh >


vdf;Fk; v';f khkpahUf;Fk; elf;fw rz;il v';f Vupaht[yna buhk;g ghg;g[yu; *

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

,g;nghy;yhk; o.tp-y jpdKk; v';f tPl;Lr; rz;ilia iyt;-th blypfh!;l; gz;wh';fd;dh ghu;j;Jf;nfhnad; *


Moj; js;Sgony o.tp. th';fpdP';fns.. . vg;go ,Uf;F >

o.tp-apy glk; Mond ,Uf;F.. .*


vd; kidtp Mo Ko";r clnd tUth.. .*

mt';f mk;kh tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapUf;fh';fsh >

,y;y * lhd;!; fpsh!; nghapUf;fh *


Mo khrk; gpwe;jJf;F cd; fztu; Vd; mt';f mk;kh tPl;Lf;Fg; ngha;l;lhU >

gpd;d * mtUjhd; vd; tpl;nlh khg;gps;isahr;nr.. .*


vd;d * c';f tPl;L ntiyf;fhup  lhd;!; Mond bgUf;fw. ..>

,d;idf;F Mog;bgUf;fhk;.. .. *


,t;tst[ trjp ,Ue;Jk; Vd; gPo mof;fnw >

lhf;lu; vd;id rpfbul; gpof;ff; TlhJD brhy;yp ,Uf;fhu; *


Vd; c';fg;gh cdf;F `igdhd;!; fk;bgdp tr;Rj; jukhl;nld;D brhy;ypl;lhu;.. .>

Xl;lg; ge;jaj;jpy; filrpaha; te;njd; *


me;j Xl;ly;y Il;lbky;yhk; buhk;g Rj;jkh ,Uf;Fk; *

vg;gor; brhy;wP';f.. .>

me;j xl;ly;yjhd; vg;gg; ghu;j;jhYk; < Xl;oD ,Uf;fh';fns *


ek;k uFgjpf;F clk;g[ rupapy;yhky; nghap/ JUk;gh ,isr;Rg; nghapl;lhd; *

uF-ghjp Mapl;lhd;D brhy;Y *


vJf;Fa;ah MgPRf;F fhf;fhitg; gpor;Rfpl;L te;jpUf;nf >

fhf;fh gpor;rh c';fSf;Fg; gpof;Fk;-D bQl;fpshu;f; brhd;dhU rhu;. . *


nehahspia Vd; C";ry; fl;og; gLf;f tr;rpUf;fh';f >

mtu; capu; CryhLfpwjhk; *


c';f nghyP!; eha;f;F nkhg;g rf;jp mjpfk;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

g[fhu; bfhLf;f tu;wt';f ghf;bfl;oy; vt;tst[ gzk; ,Uf;FD nkhg;gk; gpor;R rpf;dy; bfhLj;JLk; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ  13-8-2000

 
 Back            Home