joke13082000

This Week Jokes

Mapuk; +gh gpf;ghf;bfl; mor;r gpnsL gf;fpup mk;gJ +gh jpUg;gpj; je;Jl;lhdh Vd; >

Moj;js;Sgoahk; *

,d;dpf;F mtUf;F Xrpg; gj;jpupif fpilf;fiyah >

Vd; >

gj;jpupif ju;knk ,y;yhkg; nghr;Rd;D g[yk;gpf;fpl;Lg; nghwhnu.. .

mtu; jpOu;D nfhu;l;y Fl;of;fuzk; nghLwhnu.. . Vd; >

mjhd; brhd;ndnd.. . me;j rhl;rp gy;o mog;ghUd;D.. .

,d;W vdf;Fk; mtDf;Fk; btl;o';nl

g[upaiyna

nghd tU#k; xUj;jiu xUj;ju; mupthshy; btl;of;fpl;nlhk;

,e;j nkl;r;y njhw;f ngl;!;nkd; gzk; th';fpl;lhUd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

bgtpypaDf;Fs;ns tu;wg;g ngl; ,y;yhk btW';ifnahl tu;whnu > *

vd;dg;gh ru;tu;.. . ngg;gu; nuh!;l;y ftu;r;rpg; glk; nghl;oUf;F >

,J rz;nl !;bg#y; rhu;.

c';f gj;jpupiff;fhf fij vGjp tr;rpUe;njd;.. . vd; buz;L taJ igad; vLj;Jf; fpHpr;Rl;lhd;.. .

njtyhnk.. . buz;L taRnyna mtDf;Fg; gof;fj; bjup";RUf;nf *

mtiu Vk;gh fj;jpahy Fj;jpnd >

me;j neuj;jpy; ify mJjh';f ,Ue;jJ.

iluf;lu; $hbkz;l;up ghf;n!hl miya[whnu.. . Vd; >

Kf;nfhzf; fhjy; fij vLf;fpwhuhk; *

Vupah jhjhnthl kfisf; fl;odJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; >

$hf;bfl;y ifa kor;R tpl;Lf;fwh *

Vd; mtu; !Pl;Lf;F fPnH epiwa kh';bfhl;ilfs; ,iw";R fplf;F >

mtu; ,e;j brf;#dpy; Kg;gJ tU#kh gHk; jpd;W bfhl;il nghl;ltu;.

ehd; brhy;y ntz;oa tp#aj;ij kj;jt';ffpl;nl brhy;Yk; nghJ ntw vijna brhy;yplnwd; lhf;lu; *

,Jjhd; c';f gpur;rpidah >

mJ ,y;iy/ ntw Vnjh lhf;lu; *

uhj;jpup \q kzpf;Fg; nguzp elj;Jwh';fns.. . ,t';f ahU >

FLFLg;igf;fhu';f *

Tl ,Ue;nj eP FHpgwpf;fpwpahnk.. . mg;goah >

jiytnu * ek;ghjP';f * c';fSf;fhf tuntw;g[ Mu;r; itf;f nuhl;Ly FHp njhz;oaij ahnuh jpupr;R brhy;ypl;lh';f *

ed;wp FKjk; 10-8-2000

cd;idg; ngha; fy;ahzk; gz;zpapUf;fpnwnd.. . mg;nghJ ehd; Kl;lhshf ,Ue;jpUf;fpnwd; ckh .. .

Mkh';f.. . ehD mijf; ftdpf;fhky; fy;ahzk; bra;Jf;fpl;nld;.

,dpnk ehd; jpUlwij tpl;Ll;L brhe;jkh bjhHpy; gz;zg; nghnwd;.

ng#; * vd;d bjhHpy; >

g{l;Lf;bfy;yhk; khj;J rhtp nghlw bjhHpy; rhu;.

rpf;fdkh thH;tJ vg;god;D g[j;jfk; btspapl;o';fns/ mJ Vd; tpahghuk; Mfiy >

g[f;nfhl tpiy buhk;g mjpfkhr;nr .. .

vd;d * cd; fztu; Jhf;fj;Jy Qnyh Qnyhd;D blypnghd;y ngrwh khjpupJ ngrwhU >

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd * mtUf;F Jhf;fj;Jy fhy; nghlw gHf;fk; ,Uf;FJd;D.

khg;gpis ey;y gir cs;s if.. .

vd;d gz;whU >

ngh!;l;lu; xl;whU.. .

b$apyu; ntiy nfl;fwpna.. . cdf;F Kd; mDgtk; VjhtJ ,Uf;fh >

MW tU#k; b$apy;y ,Ue;jpUf;nfd; rhu; *

lhf;lu; * vdf;F buhk;g ehsh bjhlu;e;J ,Ukyh ,Uf;F .. .

xUntis bkfh bjhlu; ,Ukyh ,Uf;Fnkh >

vdf;F Jnuhfk; gz;zpl;L c';fSf;F rpd;dtPL nfl;Fjh >

rhup Kdpak;kh * ,ij jat[ br";R vd; kidtp fpl;l brhy;yplhnj *

fhzhky; nghdtUf;F fl; mt[l; tr;R/ fz;Lgpor;Rf; bfhLg;gtu;fSf;F jf;f rd;khdk; tH';fg;gLk;D vGjp tr;rpUf;fh';fns.. . mtu; ahU >

,e;jj; bjhFjp vk;.vy;.V.

fy;ahzj;Jf;F gpwF eog;gP';fsh >

gpd;nd eor;Rj;jhnd Mfqk; *

bghz;q Fdp";r jiy epkpu khl;lh *

mt;tst[ mlf;fkh >

,y;ny.. . mt;tst[ nrhk;ngwp *

Qnyh khl;Lf;F clk;g[ rup apy;iy lhf;lu;. eP';f vg;go ,';nf tUtP';f >

fhy;eilah tu;nwd;.

xU ,d;!;bgf;luh ,Uf;fpw eP';fns fpsg; lhd;!; ghu;j;jpUf;fP';f.

a[tu; Mdu;. eP';f rpdpkhnt ghu;f;fw jpy;iynah > tpy;yd;fbsy;yhk; m';nfjhd; xz;q TLth';f. gpor;rplyhk;D nghndd;. vd;idg; gpor;Rl;L te;Jl;lh';f.

c';f bghz;qf;F ghu;j;j lhf;lu; khg;gps;isia Vd; ntz;lhk;Dl;O';f. tujl;rid mjpfkh nfl;lhuh >

mJ nfl;lhy;jhd; FLj;Jlyhnk. Mdh tujl;riz ntz;lhk;. jpdrup 4 nehahspfs; kl;Lk; gpor;Rf; FL';f';fwhU. elf;Fw fhupakh ,J.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 11-8-2000

khkpahu; ngRk;nghJ Vd; Crp - Ehnyhl epf;fnw >

tha; fpHpag; ngRth';fns *

vd; khg;gps;isf;Fg; ghYk; jz;zpa[k; toa[k; Kfk; *

ghy; toa[k; Kfk;Djhnd brhy;Yth';f *

khg;gps;is ghy;fhuu; Mr;nr.. . mjhd; mg;gor; brhd;ndd; *

vd;d uhg;gpr;ir.. . gj;J ehsh Misf; fhnzhnk.. .

clk;g[ rupapy;nyd;D ,d;lu;bel;y ghu;j;Jj; bjup";Rf;fiyahk;kh *

me;j lhf;lu; ijay;fhuuh ,Ue;jpUg;ghu;nghy *

vg;go >

Mgnu#d; Ko";r gpwF kWgoa[k; njitd;dh Xg;d; gz;z trjpah/ $pg; itr;Rj; ijr;Rj; jul;Lkh';fpwhnu.. .*

rupj;jpuf; fij vGj;jhsUf;Fg; bgz;izf; bfhLj;jJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

rPu;tupirapy !;Tl;lUf;Fg; gjpyh Fjpiu nff;fwhU *

me;jg; igandhl mg;gh igdhd;!; fk;bgdp vJt[k; tr;rpUf;fhuh >

Vd; >

Xl;lg;ge;jaj;jpy; ek;gu; xz;zh ,Uf;fhnd *

,J fpupf;bfl; gpnsanuhl thj;J-D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

gf;fj;jpy; gzj;ij tr;rhj;jhd; Kl;ilna nghLJ *

mg;gh.. . c';fSf;Fj; Jf;fj;ijj; jh';fpf;fpw rf;jp ,Uf;fh >

Vz;lh mg;gof; nff;fnw >

ehd; guPl;irapy `bgapyhl;nlk;gh *

brt;tha; fpufj;Jy jz;zP ,Uf;fhnk .. .>

jz;zP ,Uf;F rup * bjhl;Lf;f CWfha; ,Uf;fh .. .>

me;j vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytu; vd;d brhy;whU >

fhntupj; jz;zPiuf; bfhz;L tu Koaiy/ fpU#;zhitf; bfhz;L tu Koaiy.. . brt;tha; fpufj;J jz;zpahtJ bfhz;Ltu Koa[khd;D nfl;fwhU *

v';f khnd$u;fpl;nl ehd; jz;zp ,Uf;fpw ,lkh ghu;j;J ouhd;!;gu; FL';fd;D nfl;lJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

brt;tha; fpufj;Jf;F khj;jpl;lh';f *

me;jg; glj;Jy mg;go vd;d gpuk;khz;lkhd bryt[ gz;zp vLj;jpUf;fh';f >

fjhehafp Fspf;fpw fhl;rpia brt;tha; fpufj;Jy vLj;jpUf;fh';fshk; *

vd;d ehujnu.. . Vd; fiyg;ghf fhzg;gLfpwPu;fs; >

khefug; ngUe;jpy; te;njd; !;thkp *

F';`g[ gz;qk;nghJ btst; btst;-D rg;jk; vGg;gpdJ jg;gh nghr;rp *

Vd; >

gpshf; bgy;Lf;Fg; gjpyh eha; bgy;l;ilf; bfhLj;Jl;lh';f *

,e;j Ms; ,Jf;F Kd;dho gdfy; ghu;f;Fy gLj;Jj; Jh';fp ,Ug;ghu; nghypUf;F *

vg;gor; brhy;w *

ill;ly; ghu;f;Fy Jh';fwJf;F bg";r nghl;L tr;rpUf;fh';fshd;D nff;fwhnu *

!;Ty; Or;riu fy;ahzk; gz;zpdJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

bjhl;lJf;bfy;yhk; l;a{#d; gor;rpl;L thd;D brhy;wh .. .>

,e;j igypy; ifbaGj;J nghL';f.. .

rhjh ifbaGj;jh > nghu;$up ifbaGj;jh >

me;j eoif Vd; cjl;il ,d;#;a{u; bra;awh';f >

fky; Tl eof;f tha;g;g[ fpilr;rpUf;fhk; *

v';fg;ghfpl;l g;uhf;u!; upg;nghu;l;y ifbaGj;J th';fwJ <!p.

vg;go >

MgP!; `ignyhl nru;j;J bfhLj;jpLntd;. fz;iz \of;fpl;L ifbaGj;Jg; nghl;LLthu;.

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 6-8-2000

vd; tz;o laUf;F buhk;g ntu;f;FJ rhu; *

laUf;F vg;go ntu;f;Fk; >

fhj;nj ,y;ypna/ mjhd; *

ahid tpiy .. . Fjpiu tpiy brhy;ypj; bjhiyf;fwhd; *

mg;go vd;d th';fg; nghnd >

ahida[k; Fjpiua[k;jhd; *

Ie;EhW fpnyh nu#d; muprpia eP flj;jpdJ cz;ikah >

,y;iy v$khd;.. . ehd; vilnghl;Lg; ghu;j;jjpny ehDhw;iwk;gJ fpnyhjhd; ,Ue;Jr;R. bgha; brhy;wh';f nu#d; filf;fhu';f *

vg;gt[k; vy;yh eiffisa[k; khl;of;fpl;L ,Uf;fpna/ Vd; >

vy;yhk; vd; g[U#Df;fhfj;jhd; *

eifnahljhd; ,Uf;fqk;D brhy;Ythuh >

eP ntw. .. tPl;y btr;rpUe;jh mtu; mlFf; filapy bfhz;L btr;rpLthu; *

kh\y; juKoahJ c';fshy Ko";rijg; ghU';f *

vd;fpl;nl mg;gor; brhy;yhnj gf;fpup.. . Vd;dh vdf;Fk; rhuhak; fha;r;rj; bjupa[k;. ehd; Muk;gpr;rh mg;g[wk; cd; bjhHpy; gLj;JLk;.. . ghu;j;Jf;f *

vd;dJ.. . fk;g;a{l;lu; fpsp n$hrpakh >

Mkh.. . c';f uhrpf;F Vj;j khjpup/ fpsp vLj;Jf;bfhLf;fw `gpshg;gpia fk;g;a{l;lu;y nghl;Lg; gor;Rf; fhkpg;nghk; *

jpdKk; eha; Juj;jpl;L tu;w khjpup fdt[ tUJD brhy;yp lhf;lu;fpl;nl nghdP';fns.. . kUe;J bfhLj;jhuh >

,y;iy.. . buz;L \q fy;iyf; bfhLj;J ifapy btr;rpl;nl Jh';fr; brhd;dhU *

me;j lhf;lu;fpl;nl ,Uf;fpw gzbky;yhk; neu;tHpy rk;ghjpr;r gzk; ,y;iy *

gpd;d vg;go >

vy;yhk; iggh!; Mgnu#d; gz;zp rk;ghjpr;rJ *

kz;ilapy mogl;lJy c';f khkpahUf;Fg; gHbry;yhk; kwe;J nghr;R *

mg;g.. . giHa rz;ilia vy;yhk; kWgoa[k; nghlyhkh lhf;lu; >

cwt[y fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;nld;D ehd; brhd;dg;ngh gpd;dhy gpuhg;sk; tUk;-D brhd;dP';fns lhf;lu;.. . mJ rupahg; nghr;R .. .

vd;d Mr;R >

vd; KJFy fl;o te;JLr;R *

bel; n$hf;

jd; kfidj; jujubtd;W ,Gj;Jf; bfhz;Lngha;/ fztd;Kd; epWj;jpdhs; mts;. c';f igad;fpl;nl bfh";rk; ngR';f.. . ehd; brhy;w vija[nk nff;fkhl;nl';fpwhd; *

igad; gf;fk; jpUk;gpa mg;gh/ buhk;g nfhgkhf brhd;dhu;. vt;tst[ jpkpu; ,Ue;jh c';f mk;kh ngr;irna kjpf;fhk ,Ug;ng > kdRy vd;idtplg; bgupa MSd;D epidg;gh >

me;j $t[spf;filapy Moj;js;Sgo ju;wh';fshk;.. .

Vd;.. . Mlhk js;Sgo jukhl;lh';fsh >

fpupf;bfl; tPuu;fs; tPl;oy; tUkhdtupj; Jiwapdu; nrhjid * -bra;jp

vd;d';f.. . jh$;kfhiyg; ngha; rp.gp.I. MS';f bua;L gz;wh';f >

fpupf;bfl;fhu';f ahnuh mij th';fpl;ljh nfs;tpg;gl;lh';fshk; *

ey;yh ngl;o'; Mof;fpl;nl ,Uf;Fk;nghJ jpOu;D njitapy;yhk; mt[l; Mapl;L bgtpypaDf;Fg; nghapl;O';fns.. . Vd; >

vjpnu Xo tu;w gh!;l; gt[yiug; ghu;j;jh tUkhdtupj;Jiw mjpfhup khjpupna ,Ue;Jr;R.. mjhd; *

mnjh tuhU ghU/ mtU xU khl;rp `gpf;!u; *

ep/$khth > ghu;j;jh ek;gnt Koaiyna *

fy;ahzj; jufu; ntw vg;go ,Ug;ghu; .. .>

eP';f rhjpf;fl;rp xz;q Muk;gpf;fg; nghwjh nfs;tpg;gl;nlnd.. . ve;j rhjp';f >

xU rhjpa[k; ghf;fp btf;fypna * mjhd;/ ehd; vd; bgz;rhjp ngu;y xU fl;rp Muk;gpf;fyhkhD nahrpr;Rf;fpl;oUf;nfd;. vy;yhnuhl bgz;rhjp';fSk; nthl;Lg; nghl;lh/ nfhl;iliag; gpor;Rlyhnk *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 6-8-2000

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