This Week's Jokes
eP';f rpdpkhit tpl;Ll;L Vd; tptrhaj; bjhHpYf;F te;jP';f >
,Jy vg;gt[k; `gPy;Ly ,Uf;fyhnk... *
nQhl;ly; Kjyhsp tPl;Lf; fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; nghdJ jg;ghg; nghr;rp *
Vd; >
bkha; itf;fnyD khtl;lr; brhy;ypl;lh';f *
jpfpy; bjhlu; gupRg; nghl;oapy; fye;Jfpl;lJ jg;gh nghr;R *
vd;d';f Mr;R >
Kjy; guprh vYk;g[f;Tl;il mDg;gp btr;Rl;lh';f *
tujl;riz nfl;lh nghyP!; g[fhu; brhy;yp ifapy tpy';if khl;oLnthk; *
tpy';ifj; j';fj;jhy; khl;L';f... nghJk; *
eh';fjhd; fy;ahzj;Jf;F Kd;dhona brhd;ndhnk... bghz;qf;Fr; rupah rikay; gz;zj; bjupahJd;D >
mJf;fhf KG g{rzpf;fhia mg;gona rhk;ghu;y nghlwJ ey;yhapy;iy..*
Vd;ah tpj;jt[l;ny nghnw..... ,jpny V.rp. nff;Fjh...>
Vjpnya[k; ehd; bfh";rk; ft[utkh ele;Jf;Fntd; !hu; *
vd;dg;gh... brf;a{upl;onahl gpr;ir vLf;f te;jpUf;nf...>
tutu tHpg;gwp mjpfkhapLr;R jhna.... gpr;irbaLj;j gzj;ij epk;kjpah tPl;Lf;Ff; bfhz;L nghf Koaiy...*
new;W ele;J nghFk; nghJ xU bgz; vd;idj; jpUk;gp ghu;j;jhs;.
mJ xU vjpu;ghuhj jpUg;gk;D brhy;Y *
I!;tu;ahuha; khjpupna ghLwP;';f....
mt';fSf;Fg; ghl tuhnj *
c';fSf;Fk;jhd; *
c';fSf;F FHe;ij gpwe;J ,uz;L tUlk; Mfptpl;lnj FHe;ij ngRkh >
,g;nghJ bfh";rk; bfh";rkhf \g;gdhu; khjpup ngr Muk;gpf;FJ *
jiytu; thH;e;j tPl;il epidt[r; rpd;dk; Mf;fnwd;D brhy;ypl;L Vd; if tpl;Ll;lh';f *
mtU Vfg;gl;l tPl;Ly thH;e;jjhy murh';fj;jhy Koahjhk; *
of;bfl; jUk;nghnj MSf;bfhU rPg;g[ juh';fns... Vd; >
jpfpy; glkhk;... kapu;f;Tr;brwpa[khk; *
ehd; MgP!pypUe;J tPl;Lf;Fg; nghf nyl;lhapLr;rpd;dh vd; kidtpna rikay; bra;JLth....
ga';fukhd jz;lid jhd; *
vd; kidtp vdf;F eha;f; Fzk;D mof;fo brhy;Yth *
cd; kidtp njtiyna.... vd; kidtp vd;id ehnad;Djhd; Tg;gpLth *
ek;k jiytUf;F buhk;gj;jhd; FRk;g[ *
Vd;.... vd;dhr;R >
nfhu;l;Lf;Fk; tPl;Lf;Fk; miya Koaiyahk;.... nfhu;l;yna xU +k; thliff;Ff; nff;fpwhu; *
vij btr;rpg; glk; vLj;jh ey;yh XLk; >
Kaiy btr;rpg; glk; vLj;jh ey;yh Js;spj; Js;sp XLk; *
tf;fPy; Vd; nfhul;Lf;F neuh tuhk Rtnuwpf; Fjpr;R FWf;F tHpy tu;whU >
FWf;F tprhuiz bra;ag; nghwhuhk; *
thl;lu; glg;gpog;ig c';f khepyj;jpny vLf;f mDkjpg;gP';fsh >
,';nf jz;zPu; f#;lk;... KoahJ *
c';f M!;gj;jpupapy; te;J ehd; fr;nrup gz;zqkh... vJf;F >
epiwa ng#z;l;!; Jhf;fk; tuhkj; jtpf;fwh';f *
-ed;wp ,jak; 9-4-2000
fy;ahzj;ij Mapu';fhyj;Jg; gapu;Djhnd brhy;Yth';f .. .. eP';f vd;d ,uz;lhapu'; fhyj;Jg; gapu;D brhy;wP';f >
Qp .. Qp .. ehd; brhd;dJ ,uz;lh'; fy;ahzj;ij *
bre;jpYf;F/ ft[z;lkzp byl;lu; vGjpdh vg;go Muk;gpg;ghu; bjupa[kh
bjupahnj *
kpjpg;gpw;Fupa-Djhd;.
vjpu;f;fl;rpf;F ghlk; g[fl;Lntd;D brhd;d jiytu;/ gf;fk; gf;fkh vnjh vGjp ngh!;l; gz;whnu vJf;F >
fu!;ghz;ld;!;ny ghlk; elj;Jwhuhk; *
vd; igad; gz;z fhupaj;Jdhy vd;dhy btspna jiy fhl;l Koaiy .. ..
mg;go vd;d gz;zpl;lhd; .. ..>
vd;ndhl tpf;if vLj;J mtd; nghl;L fpl;Lg; ngha;l;lhd;.
gs;spf;Tl jpwg;g[ tpHht[f;F ek;k jiytiuf; Tg;gpl;lJ jg;gh nghr;R
vjdhy .. ..>
tFg;g[ miwfisg; ghu;j;Jl;L ,bjd;d +k;/ +kh fl;oapUf;F yhl;$h> -D nfl;fpwhU
me;j tPl;y xg;ghup rj;jk; nfl;Fnj .. ahu; brj;Jl;lh';f >
ml eP';f ntw .. .. FLk;gj;njhl o.tp. rPupaiy ghu;f;fpwh';f ..
Vz;O vd; fy;ahz gl;L ntl;o gj;jpukh ,Uf;fh .. .
ghj;jpukh ,Uf;F .. ..
ntiy neuj;Jy MgPRy ,Uf;fpw fjitbay;yhk; rhj;jpLwh';fns Vd;>
m';f ntiy bra;awt';fs;y ghjpg; ngUf;F J}f;fj;Jy elf;fw tpahjp ,Uf;fhk;.
lhf;;lu; nfhgkh ,Uf;fhnu/ Vd; >
Mgnu#d; jpnal;lu;y ahnuh cly; kz;qf;F/ capu; lhf;lUf;F-D vGjp btr;rpUf;fh';fshk;
ek;k jiytiu beL";rhiyj; JiwapypUe;J tpkhdg; nghf;Ftuj;Jj; Jiw mikr;ruhf;fpdJ jg;ghg;nghr;R .. .. *
Vd;ah .. .. >
Vu;nghu;l; ud;ntapy Vfg;gl;l !;gPl; gpnuf;fu; nghl;L btr;rpl;lhu; *
xt;bthU thj;jpaj;ija[k; jdpj;jdpah nghl;nlh vLf;fpwpna .. .Vd; >
,ir My;gk; nghlg; nghnwd; .. ..
khkpahu; Kfj;Jy mau;d; ghf;i! tr;R njr;rpah .. .. Vd; >
Kfj;Jy RUf;fk; tpGJd;D ftiyg;gl;lh';f *
jiytu; nkilapy ngRwJ mu;$%dDf;fhf fpU#;zu; fPij brhy;wJ khjpup.
mt;tst[ ey;yh ,Uf;Fkh >
k;Q%k; .. .. nfl;f ehd; kl;Lk;jhd; ,Ug;ngd; ..
ed;wp FKjk; 13-4-2000
c';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; tUkhd tup MgP!;y ntiy bra;awhuh >
vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;rP';f .. . >
FHe;ijfSf;F <!;tup/ nfhjhtup/ b$fjP!;tup/ g[[tnd!;tupd;D ngu; btr;R ,Uf;fhnu *
vd; kidtpf;Ff; bfh";rk;Tlj; jw;bgUikna fpilahJ .. ..
ep$khth .. .. >
Mkhk; .. .. ,t khkpahiu mog;gh Mdh/ btspna vy;yhu;fpl;nla[k; jhd; mo th';fpdjh brhy;ypf;Fth .. ..
rk;gsk; th';fpd clnd bfhLj;Jlnwd;.. .. .. xU E}W +gha; ,Ue;jh bfhL';fnsd; .. ..
rk;gsk; vg;g th';FtP';f .. .. >
ntiy fpilr;r clnd .. *
v';f jhj;jh rhFk;nghJ Vfg;gl;l brhj;ij btr;rpUe;jhU .. .. *
mg;g epiwa epyk;/ tPbly;yhk; ,Uf;Fd;D brhy;Y';f .. ..
ml/ eP';f ntw * mtU gy;typahny brj;Jg;nghdhU .. ..
`igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Kjyhspnahl igaidf; fhjypr;rJ jg;gha; nghr;R
Vd; .. .. >
vg;gg; ghu;j;jhYk;/ xolyhkhD nfl;fpwhU .. *
mllh .. .. vGe;jpU';f * g[Jrh te;jpUf;fpw khnd$u; buhk;gf; fz;og;ghd ngu;tHpd;D bjupahjh c';fSf;F .. ..>
vd;d brhy;wP';f .. .. >
Mkhk; rha';fhyk; m";R kzpahdh/ mt';fnsjhd; vGe;jpUf;fqk; mJf;fhf Ms;btr;R vGg;g KoahJD ru;f;Fyu; mDg;gpapUf;fhnu .. .. ghu;f;fiyah eP';f .. .. >
bel; n$hf;
,uz;L Kdptu;fs; btFntfkhf xU !;Tl;lupy; gwf;f/ gha;e;Jngha;j; jLj;J epWj;jpdhu; xU fhd;!;lgps;.
,t;tst[ ntfkh nghwP';fns .. . Mf;!pblz;l; Maplhjh .. ..> vd;W nfl;lhu;/ mf;fiwa[k; fdpt[k; fye;j Fuypy;.
ftiyg;glhnj kfnd * v';fnshL flt[Sk; ,Uf;fpwhu; .. xd;Wk; MfhJ * vd;W me;j Kdptu;fsplkpUe;J gjpy; tut[k; ,tuplk; fdpt[ kiwe;J/ flik czu;r;rp tpHpj;Jf; bfhz;lJ.
mg;god;dh/ ehd; c';fnky nf!; nghlntz;o ,Uf;Fk;. xU !;Tl;lu;!; \q ngu; nghf mDkjpapy;iy * vd;whu; fhd;!;lgps; fwhuhf.
rpd;d tPl;ilf; bfhiy gz;z Kaw;rp bra;jhahnk .. Vd; >
nkhfj;ijf; bfhd;WtpLD xU g[f;y gor;nrd; *
ek;k !;Ty;y g[Jrh g;sk;gU';fSf;bfy;yhk; ntiy bfhLf;fwh';fshnk vJf;fhk;.. ..>
mof;fo bfh!;od; ngg;gbuy;yhk; yPf; Mt[jhk; *
jiytUf;Ff; fpl;lghu;itah/ vl;lghu;itah .. .. >
$hf;fpuijah ,Uf;fqk; .. .. buhk;gf; bfl;l ghu;it *
vd;dplk; xU krhyh fij ,Uf;F bfh";rk; nfl;fwP';fsh .. >
brhy;Y';f
fjhehafd; bfhj;Jky;yp/ rPufk; tpw;gtUila igad;. fLF/ cSj;jk;gUg;g[ tpw;gtUila kfisf; fhjypf;fpwhd;. bgU';fha tpahghupnahl kfd; tpy;ydh tu;whd; . .. .
,J xU ftu;r;rp eoif elj;Jw rPl;L fk;bgdp .. .
mg;g ,Gj;J \lkhl;lh';f *
vd;d .. .. mt';f tPl;Lny thiH kuKk; khtpiyj; njhuzKk; mku;f;fsg;gLJ .. ..>
xU khrkh fk;g;bsapz;l; FLj;J/ nej;J blypnghid upg;ngu; gz;zpl;lh';fshk; mijf; bfhz;lhlwh';f.
vd;d rhu; ,J me;jg; gpr;irf;fhuDf;F Mapuk; +gh gpr;ir nghLwP';f>
mtu; ek;k !;nl#d; nghyP!;fhuU';f .. ,g;go khWnt#j;Jy te;Jjhd; kh\y; th';fpl;Lg; nghthU
vd;d';f ,J .. . vg;nghJk; g[J a{dp`ghu;k; g[J bjhg;gpjhnd jUth';f ,g;g Vd; fpHp";Rnghd giHa rl;il/ nt#;o/ jpUnthbly;yhk; je;jpUf;fh';f >
gpr;irf;fhu nt#j;Jy ehd; nuhe;J nghfqkhk;.
ek;k ,d;!;bgf;lu; nuhe;J nghd ,lj;Jy ahnuh xU bghz;iz ifiag; gpor;R ,Gj;J khl;of;fpl;lhuhk;.
rhkpahu; nt#j;Jy mtu; fpsk;gpdg;gnt ,g;go Vjhr;Rk; elf;Fk;D epidr;nrd;.
nfo nt#k; nghl;Lf;fpl;L gf;fpupiag; g[of;fg;nghdpna .. vd;dhr;R ..>
mtd; nghyP!; nt#k; nghl;Lf;fpl;L jg;gpr;Rg; nghapl;lhd; rhu; .. ..
gj;jpupifapny vd;d';f clnd njitd;D bguprh tpsk;guk; FLj;jpUf;fh';f .. ..
ehY Kd;dhs; gpujku;fs; g[Jf; fl;rp bjhl';fg;nghwh';fshk;. jiytu;/ Jizj; jiytu;/ brayu;/ bghUshsu; ,t';fisj; nju;e;bjLj;jhr;rhk; .. bjhz;lu;fSk; Mjuthsu;fSk; clnd njitahk; *
- ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 9-4-2000
c';f tPl;L Kftupiaf; fz;Lgpof;fpwJf;Fs;ns ehah miy";Rl;nld; *
rup cs;ns th';f/ vd;d rhg;gplwP';f/ bghiwah/ gp!;fl;lh >
ehlf eofu; tPl;Lf;Fj; jpUl nghapl;L btWknd jpUk;gp te;Jl;oahnk>
Mkhk;/ xj;jpif ghu;f;fj;jhd; nghndd; *
jz;zp mor;rhjhd; vd;dhy fijna vGj Koa[k; *
ml * eP';f ntw .. .. fhg;gpaor;rhjhd; vd;dhy fij vGj Koa[k; *
mtu;fpl;nl nghwt';f vy;yhk;/ thailr;Rg; ngha; jpUk;gp tUth';f *
mg;goah > ahU';f mtU >
gy; lhf;lu; gukrptk;jhd; *
,e;j lhf;lu; xU gpsh!;of; ru;$d;D brhd;dij epiwag; ngu; jg;gh g[up";rpl;lh';f.
vg;gor; brhy;nw >
cil";r gpsh!;of; Flk;/ thspia rup gz;zpj; jUthuhd;D te;J nfl;fwh';fns
vd;d rhu; ,J bt';fhaj;Jf;F gr;ir fyu; g{rg; ghu;f;fwP';f >
lhf;lu; bt';fhaj;ij gr;irah rhg;gplr; brhd;dhnu *
mg;gh - ek;k igad; ,g;go jz;lr; nrhwh tPl;oy; ,Ug;ghd;D Kjy;yna bjupahk nghr;R
mk;kh - bjup";rpUe;jh >
mg;gh - ehdhtJ ntiyf;Fg;ngha; fhR nru;j;jpUg;ngd;
gps;is tPl;Lf;fhU';f !;Tl;lu; th';fpf; bfhL';fd;D nfl;lh';f*
fy;ahzk;';fpwJ Mapuk; fhyj;Jg; gapu; ,g;go nff;fyhkhd;D brhy;y ntz;oaJ jhnd *
mg;gonajhd; brhd;ndhk; clnd mt[';f - mg;g rup * xU ouhf;lu; th';fpf; bfhL';f mg;gOd;dh';f *
nghyP!; Vd; mtiu ifJ bra;Jfpl;Lg; nghwh';f >
\ypifapy; ,Ue;J kpd;rhuk; jahupf;Fk; Muha;r;rp bra;jhuhk; mjhd; *
fzf;F thj;jpahiuf; fl;of;fpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *
Vd; >
rikay; miwy Tl fhy;Fnyl;liu tr;Rf; fpl;L vt;tst[ rhk;ghUf;F vj;jid fuz;o cg;g[ nghlqk;D fzf;F nghlwhu; *
vd;dg;gh eP ,g;go ghj;jpuk; vJt[nk ,y;yhk te;J gpr;ir nfl;fwpna>
Vd; rhkP >
ghj;jpukwpe;J jhnd gpr;ir nghlr; brhy;ypapUf;fh';f *
ngg;gu; nghlwtid jpdk; ghy; ghf;bfl; th';fr; brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;R
Vd; >
ghy; ghf;bfl;il $d;dy; tHpah tprpwp mor;rpl;Lg; nghwhd; *
vd;dJ ngkpyp lhf;luhy gpur;ridah >
Mkh';f brhj;Jy g';F nfl;fwhu; *
tarhd jfg;gidg; gpr;ir vLf;f tpl;Ll;L kfd; vd;d bra;whd; >
mtDk; gpr;irjhd; vLf;fwhd; *
me;j eu;!p';nQhk;y gj;jhapuk; +gha; fl;odh nghJk; Ma[s; g{uht[k; itj;jpak; gz;zpf;fyhk; .. ..
ey;y jpl;lkh ,Uf;Fnj
Mdh ,e;jj; jpl;lk; bjhz;q}W taRf;F nky ,Uf;fpwt';fSf;F kl;Lk; jhdhk;.
fpspz;ld; tuthny v';f tPl;y FHg;gk; *
vd;d >
fpspz;ld; mtnuhl khkpahiu btspehl;Lf;bfy;yhk; Tl;og; nghwhuhk; Mdh ehd; vd; khkpahiu btspapl';fSf;Ff; Tl;og; nghwjpy;iyahk;
bfh";r neuk; ngrpdhnt buhk;g It;t[ nghlwhnu .. ahu; mtU >
mtUjhd; It;tuprp Miy mjpgu; $fe;ehjd; *
c';f glj;Jf;F nfJD ngu; btr;rpUf;fP';fns *
glj;jpd; QPnuh xU n$hrpad; * .. fpsp n$hrpadh Muk;gpr;rp/ murpaypy; bgupa Msh tu;wJjh';f fij *
lhf;lu; vdf;F ga';fukhd fdth tUJ
,e;j khj;jpiua rhg;gpL';f
,e;j khj;jpiua rhg;gpl;lh fdt[ tuhJ';fsh lhf;lu; >
,y;y J}f;fnk tuhJ.
,J xU lhf;lu; tPLD vg;gor; brhy;nw >
tPl;L thry;y xU rpfg;g[ gy;g[k/; xU gr;if gy;g[k; vupa[J ghnud;.
Vz;o cdf;F ghu;it rupapy;iyd;D lhf;lu; fpl;l nghdpna vd;dhr;R
me;j lhf;lu; ghu;ita[k; rupapy;y mjhd; te;Jl;nld;.
vg;g';f lhf;lu; vd;id o!;rhu;$; bra;tP';f >
mtrug;glhjP';f ,e;j bgl;ow;F ntw Ms; te;j clnd o!;rhu;$; bra;Jlyhk; *
lhf;lu; tpjpa ek;g[wP';fsh >
epr;rakh * tpjp Ko";rt';fjhnd vd;fpl;nl tu;wh';f
eP';f gpiHf;fkhl;O';f * c';f filrp Mir vd;d >
eP';f vdf;F Mgnu#d; br";r khjpup ehd; c';fSf;F xU Mgnu#d; br";rp ghu;f;fqk;.
ed;wp F';Fkk; 14-4-2000
mtd; tpj;jpahrkhd gf;jd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >
jpUg;gjpf;F bkhl;ilf; fLjhrp nghLnwd;D ntz;oapUf;fhd; *
ek;k Mtp cyfj;jpy; vd;d gugug;g[ >
buz;lhapuj;jpy; Kjy;ny rhfwt';fnshl Mtpf;Fg; gupR juh';fshk; *
c';f tPl;y bjh';fpf;fpl;L ,Uf;fw !;lhu; Vd; fUg;gh ,Uf;F >
mJ Ng;gu; !;lhu; .. .. *
ehd; jahupr;r glj;ijj; jpUl;L tPonahtpy; ghu;f;fpwt';fisg; gpor;rpf; bfhLj;jh 1000 +gha; rd;khdk; bfhLf;fg;gLk;D mwptpr;rJ jg;ghg; nghr;rp *
Vd; >
gj;jhapuk; ngiug; gpor;rpf; bfhLj;J nfhof;fzf;fpy; e#;lg; gLj;jpl;lh';f *
vd; fztUf;F kWgpwtpapy; ek;gpf;if mjpfk; cz;L *
vg;go >
mtu; jd; bgaUf;nf capy; vGjp itr;rpUf;fhU *
c';f Tl;lzpapy ,g;g g[ifr;ry;D ngr;R mogLnj .. >
Mnyhridf; Tl;lj;Jy v';f Tl;lzpiar; nru;e;j xUj;ju; rpfbul; gpor;rhu; mjhd; *
c';f fUk;g[j; njhl;lj;ija[k;/ bey; taiya[k; tpj;Jl;L me;jg; gzj;ij tr;Rg; glk; vLf;fg; nghnwd;D brhy;wP';fns .. .. glj;Jf;F vd;d ngU itf;fg; nghwP';f >
fU-bey;-ntyp .. *
ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ.