,e;j thu 'Jokes'

,ytrkh jhtzp tH';Fk; jpl;lkh vd;d jiytnu brhy;fpwPu;fs; >

,ytr nriyjhd; jz;zpgl;L RU';fpLr;rp * 


vd;d';f ,e;j thuk; MgP!%f;F yPt; nghl;LL';fnsd;....

vJf;F >

,e;jthuk; KGf;f nkyjpfhupaplk; jpl;L th';FtPu; vd;W uhrp gyd; ghu;j;njd;


lhf;lu; g[Jrh ml;kpl; MapUf;fpw ng#z;il fk;gpsPl;lh ,d;bt!;onfl; gz;zpl;nld;

vd;d brhy;Y >

xU khrk; ek;k eu;rp'; Qhk;y ,Ue;jhYk; mtu; jh';Fthu; me;j mst[f;F jhd; mtUila ng';f; ngyd;!; Qy;jPahapUf;F


cd; kUkfs; ntqk;nd cdf;F rhg;ghl;oy; cg;g[ mjpfkh nghLwhsh Vd; >

mtSld; ehd; rz;ilf;nf nghwjpy;iyahk; vdf;F nuh#k; tu mg;go bra;wh


murpay; xU rhf;fil m';nf c';fshy; jhf;F gpof;f KoahJ vd;W gyu; vd;id nfyp bra;jhu;fs; mtu;fspd; Tw;iw Kwpaof;fnt fle;j MW khj';fshf Tt[k; ejpf;fiuapy; gapw;rp bgw;W tUfpnwd;.

ehL buhk;gjhd; bfl;Lfplf;F

vg;go brhy;nw >

tpkhdflj;jypy; <LgLk; Fk;gYf;F tpkhdj;jpy; rikj;J nghl Ms; njit vd;W tpsk;guk; te;jpUf;F


xU fpuhkj;jpy;

ml ek;kt{Uf;F vg;ngh Vu;nghu;l; te;jJ >

eP';f ntw ek;k nj';fh jpUld; gf;fpup mtndhl njh!;j; kzpia b$apypy; ,Ue;J tpLjiy gz;zDk;D ,e;j \D gpnsida[k; flj;jpf;fpl;L te;jpUf;fhd;.


Ml;nlh kPl;lupy; jpy;Y Ky;Y

kPl;liu Rw;wp vjw;F I!; fl;o tr;rpUf;fp';f >

NL itf;fhj kPl;lu; brhd;dh ahUk; ek;g khl;nl';fpwh';f rhu;


vd;dg;gh \q kPl;lu; itr;rpUf;f >

\qy vJ fk;kpahd rhu;$; fhkpf;fpnjh me;j rhu;i$ bfhL';f rhu; nghJk; >


vyp xU !;Tiy Rj;jpr; Rj;jp te;jJ. Vd;D brhy;Y >

Vd;D bjupaiyna

mJ vypbkz;lup !;Ty;


,e;jpah-ghfp!;jhd; nghu; te;jh vg;goj; Jt';Fk; >

Fz;L btor;R

,y;iy g{th > jiyah > nghl;L *


th!;nfhlfhkh ,g;ngh ,Ue;jh mtu; ngu; vd;dth ,Uf;Fk; >

,g;gt[k; mtu; th!;nfhlfhkh jhnd.. >

neh.. ,g;g mtu; ngU isnfhlfhkh d;D jhd; ,Uf;Fk;


btspna Kf;fpakhd egnuhL epd;W ngrpf;bfhz;oUe;jhd; xU ,is"d;. tPl;Lf;Fs;spUe;J xote;j bghoad; khkh .. mk;kh cd;idf; Tg;gplwh';f ngha; vd;dd;D nfS * vd;W mjl;lyhfr; brhy;yptpl;L cs;ns xodhd;. cs;ns ,Ue;j mk;kh kfid mjl;o/ khkhfpl;nl kupahijah brhy;yqk;lh* d;D g[j;jp brhy;yp mDg;gpbtr;rh';f. igad; jpUk;g ntfkh btspna te;jhd;.

khkh.. .. mk;kh cd;idf; Tg;gplwh';f. kupahijah ngha; vd;dd;D nfS* d;Dl;Lg; nghdhd;.


ek;k .. .. fyh g{nfhsj;Jy buhk;g tPf;fh ,Uf;fh >

ghtk; mt';f mg;gh - mk;kh/ mtis cyfk; bjupahk tsu;j;Jl;lh';f


jpUr;rpapy; ,Uf;fpw xUj;ju; <nuhL nghdhy; vg;goj; jpUk;g[thu; >

g!;y my;yJ uapy;y jhd;

mjhd; ,y;iy * ngndhL jhd; jpUk;g[thu;.. <U tsu;e;jpLk; ,y;iyah >


xU g[whtpd; g[yk;gy;

rkhjhdr; rpd;dk;D cyfnk v';fis bfhz;lhLJ vd;d g[z;zpak; vd; kidtpa[ld; jpdKk; rz;il.


khrf;filrpahd vd; kidtp jiyiar; brhwpths;

Vd; mg;go >

ngz; kUe;J th';fTl fhR ,Uf;fhJ.


lhf;lu; bfh";r ehsh ahnuh epHy; khjpup gpd;dhona bjhlu;e;J tukhjpup gakh ,Uf;F *

,d;fk;lhf;!; ,d;Dk; fl;liyah nklk;.


c';f glj;njhl rpwg;g[ mk;rk; gw;wp bfh";rk; brhy;Y';fnsd; >

rpwg;g[ mk;rk; vd;why; cyfj;jpnyna kpff; Fiwe;j mst[ cil cLj;Jk; eoif eof;fpwJ jhd; *


bra;jp - nghyp rhd;wpjH;fs;; bfhLj;J gzp bra;j Mrpupau;fs; ifJ

1   vd;d !;Ty; KoapUf;F >
   bQl; kh!;liu jtpu kw;w vy;nyhUk; nghyP thj;jpahuhk;. nghyP!hu; gpoj;J
   nghapl;lhuhk;.

2.  vd;d rhkp eP';f jpOu;D thj;jpahuh Mfg;nghnwd;D brhy;wP;';f..>
   ,g;g obuz;l; mjhd; rhkp..
   nghypr; rhkpahbuy;yhk; nghuof;FJ. *

3  (bgz; tPl;oy;)
   vd;d';f.. fhyk; bfl;Lf;fplf;FJ.. thj;jpahUf;bfy;yhk; bghz;q
   bfhLf;fpwjh ,y;iyD brhy;yp mDg;gpL';f *


buhk;g tpj;jpahrkh xU glk; gz;zpapUf;fP';fshnk..>

Mkh.. fijr; rk;gt';fs; KGf;f KGf;f ,Ul;Ly elf;fwjhy/ ill;oy; fhu;L filrpah tu RgKk;jhd; !;f;uPd;y; bjupa[k;..

kj;jgo KGf;f KGf;f Monahjhd. fz;iz \of;fpl;nl glk; ghu;f;fyhk;.

- ed;wp Mde;j tpfld;

ngl;!;nkd;fs; ngrpf;fwJ rf$k; jhnd.. mk;igau; Vd; nfhgg;glwhu; >

mJf;Fd;D.. miukzpneukh ngrwJ. *


v';f jiytu; fpuhkj;J Mrhkp *

mJf;fhf/ KJF mupf;Fk; nghbjy;yhk; br';nfhiy tr;rp KJif brhup";Rf;fpwJ ey;yhapy;iy *


,e;j vyf;#d; ,y;yhl;o vd;d > mLj;j nju;jy;y epd;Df;fpl;lh nghFJ

mJf;Fs;s bfh";r e";r g[wk; nghf;ifa[k; vy;yhUk; tisr;rpLth';f jiytnu *


giHa ou!;i!f; fHl;ol;L ifapy; g[J ou!;i! tr;Rf;fpl;L epf;fwpna/ Vd; >

bfh";r neuj;Jy eu;!; c';fSf;F ou!;!p'; gz;zp tpLth';f.. buoah ,U';fd;D lhf;lu; brhy;ypl;Lg; nghdhnu *


nehahsp lhf;luplk;

lhf;lu;.. * Crp Fj;jwJ vg;go -d;D obua;dp eu;RfSf;F eP';f brhy;ypf; FL';f.. mJf;fhf vy;yh eu;Rfisa[k; tupirahf te;J vdf;F CrpFj;jp tpl;L g;uhf;o!; gz;zr; brhy;wP';fns * ,J epahakh >


Mgnu#id ghjpapy epWj;jpl;L lhf;lu; vnjh g[j;jfj;ijg; g[ul;oUf;fhnu.. Vd; >

fpl;dp v';fapUf;Fd;D mtUf;F re;njfk; te;JLr;rhk; *


nghd;y c';fSf;Ff; bfhiy kpul;ly; tpLwtd;/ xUntis eP';f Mgnu#d; gz;qd ng#z;l;Lfs;y ahuhtJ ,Uf;Fnkh..>

vdf;Fj; bjup";R mg;go ahUk; capnuhl ,Uf;fpw khjpup bjupaiyna/ eu;!; *


jiytUf;F ek;k fl;rpj; bjhz;lu;fs; khiy nghl;Lf; fGj;jWj;jh';fshk;..*

Mkhk; * nghl;lJ gpnsL khiyahr;nr *


mtu; thupa jiytuh >

Mkhk;/ epiwag; ngu; fhiy thupa jiytu;.


g[Jrh te;jpUf;fpw nrhlhit murpay; thjpia tpl;L mwpKfg;gLj;jr; brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; >

nrhlhit cil';fd;D brhd;dt[lnd/ giHa "hgfj;Jy nrhlhghl;oiy nky Jhf;fpg; nghl;L ,d;bdhU nrhlhghl;oiy tr;R cilf;fpwhu; *

- ed;wp FKjk;

tpthfuj;J bra;aw khjpup mof;fo fdt[ tUJ

fd;f;uhl;!;/ eP eoifahfg; nghnw *


,e;j nQhl;ly;y bgz; ru;tu;fs; ,Uf;fpwh';fshnk >

fzprkh og;!; jUnthUf;F ogd; Cl;o tplg;gLk;D nghu;L nghl;L ,Uf;FJ ghU';f *


lhf;lu; * rpd;dr; rpd;d tp#aj;Jf;bfy;yhk; "hgfkwjp te;J..

ve;j khjpup tp#aj;Jf;F >

,g;g Tl ghU';f lhf;lu; * c';fSf;F `gP! vLj;Jf;fpl;L tuqk;D epidr;nrd;. Mdh kwe;Jl;nld;.


Vd; c';f khg;gps;is vg;g c';f tPl;Lf;F te;jhYk; uhj;jpup kl;Lk; j';fnt khl;nl';fpwhU >

mtU v';f tPl;Ly jiytr;Rg; gLf;fkhl;nld;D xU jlit rz;ily brhy;ypl;lhU ..


Vk;gh jpOu;D nuonahy rt[z;il fk;kp gz;zpl;nl >

rt[z;il fk;kp gz;ziy';f. ehd; jhd; Kobtl;Lk;nghJ bjupahk c';f fhij fl; gz;zpl;nld; *


eP';f ghftjuh ,Uf;fpwJ ehd; bra;j mjpu;#;lk; *

vg;go >

c';f gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhuu; mtnuhl tPl;il vd; fpl;l ghjp tpiyf;F tpj;Jl;L ,e;j Ciu tpl;nl nghapl;lhu;.


ehd; FoapUf;fpw c';f tPl;L Rtj;Jy Mzp mof;ff; TlhJD eP';fjhnd brhd;dP';f >

mJf;fhf > ,g;go Rtu; KGf;f flg;ghiu';fis mor;rp itf;f brhd;nddh >


rhg;gpl te;jt';f nky fUiz fhz;gpr;nrd;. mjdhy vd;id ntiyia tpl;L Kjyhsp Jhf;fpl;lhU.

,Jy vd;d jg;g[ ,Uf;F >

gj;J +gha;;f;F rhg;gpl;ltu;fSf;F buz;L +gha;f;F gpy; nghl;L bfhLj;njd;.


,e;j rpfbul; gpof;fwij tpl;Llg; nghnwd;.

ep$khth >

Mkhk; * ,Jf;F nky gpor;r ifa Rl;LLk;.


cd; jk;gp fk;gp vz;qfpwhdh >

Mkhk; ,Uk;g[f; filapy; ntiy ghu;f;fpwhd;.


miu Mz;Lj; nju;tpy; nfhgk; te;jjpdhny bgapy; Mapl;nlk;gh .

vd;dlh brhy;nw >

Mj;jpuf;fhuDf;F g[j;jp kl;L Mr;nr mg;gh.


c';f Xl;ly; ,l;yp tilapy; vy;yhk; vJf;fhf ek;gu; Fj;jp ,Uf;F >

tpw;fhk ghf;fp vj;jid ,Uf;Fd;D mof;fo vz;zpg;ghu;f;fj;jhd; *


v';f jhj;jht[f;F epidt[ jg;gpg; nghr;R lhf;lu;…..

Ia;ianah * `gP!; ghf;fp vt;tst[d;D mtu; fpl;nljhnd brhy;yp ,Uf;nfd;.


Cu;/ ngu; bjupahjtid fhjypf;fpwhahnk >

,y;iy mg;gh Cu; flYhu;/ ngu; unk#;.


fz;nz* ehk; fhjypf;f Muk;gpj;J vj;jid khj';fshfpd;wd >

md;ng * mJ vdf;F epidtpy;iy. Mdhy; vdf;F ehY khrkhfpwJ.


,Jtiuf;Fk; thH;ehs;y xnu xU fhf;ifiaf;Tl ehd; gpor;rJ fpilahJ rhu; *

mij Vd;ah vd;fpl;nl brhy;nw >

fhf;fh gpof;fpwt';fisf; fz;lhny c';fSf;Fg; gpof;fhJd;D nfs;tpg;gl;nld; *


fy;ahzj;Jf;F th';fpd flnd ,d;Dk; jPuy. mJf;Fs;ns..

mJf;Fs;ns >

tarhfp mWgjhk; fy;ahzk; ntw te;Jl;LJ *


fz;\o fz; jpwg;gjw;Fs; mJ ele;JLr;rp

vd;d > Mf;!pblz;lh >

,y;y/ fz;qy Jhrp tpGe;Jl;LJ.


mJ buhk;g gzf;fhu tPl;L eha; nghypUf;F.

vg;go brhy;wP';f >

thyhl;lk/ fhyhl;of;fpl;L ,Uf;Fnj.


yPyh* cd; mHfpy; vdf;F kaf;fnk tUJ.

g[[SfhjP';f. mJ grp kaf;fk;. ,U';f/ Rz;ly; th';fpj; bjhiyf;fpnwd;.


rhu;.. ek;k; bQl;/ fpshu;f; Fg;g[rhkpa ek;ghjP';f *

vd;dthk; >

MgP!; Koaw neuj;Jy myhuk; itf;fhkny vGe;J cw;rhfkhf nrhk;gy; Kwpr;Rl;L tPl;Lf;F vGe;J XLwhu;.*

ed;wp F';Fkk;

lhf;lu;.. vd; fdtUf;F ,;g;ngh vg;go ,Uf;F >

mtu; ftu;bkz;l; M`gP!uh >

Mkhk; *

mg;ngh re;njh#khd tp#ak;jhd;. ftu;bkz;l;y ,Ue;J epiwa gzk; c';fSf;F tug;nghFJ. *


V';f.. ek;k igad; bghz;q';fisf; fz;lhny gae;J xJ';fwhd; *

mg;g mtDf;Fr; fy;ahz Mir te;JLr;Rd;D brhy;Y *


,e;jj; jufu; ,Jf;f Kd;dho khl;Lj; jufuh ,Ue;jpUf;fyhk; mJf;fhf ,;g;goah ..>

Vd; - vd;d gz;zpdhu; >

bgz;nzhl gy;iy btr;Rj; jhd; tairf; fzf;Fg; gz;qtuhk;..*


vd;d ,J.. .. n$hrpau;/ Kjyhk; ,lj;jpy; bks!; ,Uf;fhd;. ,uz;lhk; ,lj;jpy; khdplu; ,Uf;fhd;/ whu; >

fk;g;a{l;lu; $hjfk; fzpf;fwhuhk;.*


g[Jikah xU fijia nahrpr;R itf;ff; brhd;dP';fns….. itr;rpUf;nfd;. glkh vLj;jh Ng;guh XLk; *

brhy;Y';f.. ..

bfd;doiar; rRlwJf;F ek;k QPnuh nghwhd;. mJf;Fs;s ahnuh mtiur; Rl;Llwh';f.. *


vJf;Fj;jhd; bgau; itf;f murpay;thjpiaf; Tg;gpLwJd;D xU tpt!;ij ,y;yhkg; nghr;R ..*

Vd; ,g;gor; brhy;nw >

xU g[J tpahjpf;Fg; bgau; itf;f ek;k jiytiuf; Tg;gpl;oUf;fh';fshk; *


,g;bgy;yhk; vd; fdt[y mof;fo eP';f tu;wP';f lhf;lu;..

`gP!; ghf;fpiaf; bfhL';f mg;g[wk; tukhl;nld;.. *


fl;rpy eP jPf;Fspg;g[g; gpupth >

,y;iy .. jP itg;g[g; gpupt[..


xnu nfs;tpf;F buz;L jlit tpil vGjpapUf;fhna >

mJ Mf;#d; upg;ns Or;ru; *


buz;L ,l;ypiaf; Tl KGrh rhg;gpl Koaiy lhf;lu; *

mg;ngh g[l;Lg; g[l;L rhg;gpL';f *


nki$ nkny Vwp cl;fhu;e;Jfpl;L/ mg;go vd;d rhg;gplwhu;. ,tu; >

bt$p …nlgps;… gpupahzp *


rkj;Jtg[uj;jJy ,Uf;fwt';fs;yhk; xz;zh re;jpf;fwJf;F xU g{';fh mikf;fqk; jiytnu ..*

mjhd; gf;fj;jpnyna xapd; #hg; mikr;Rl;nlhnk *


nghUf;Fg; nghwjh brhy;whU.. Mdh jiytnuhl ifapy; Ma[jnk ,y;iyna ..>

ml eP ntw.. mtu; tPl;L itf;nfhy; nghUf;Fg; nghwijj;jhd; ,g;go ge;jhth brhy;ypl;Lg; nghwhU. *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ.

nyhd; brf;#dpy; ntiyghu;f;fpwtiu khj;jplqk; rhu; .. ..

Vd; .. .. >

vnjh flDf;F ntiy ghu;f;fpwhu; *


v';f tPl;Ly vd; kidtpf;Fk; khkpahUf;Fk; ,Jtiu rz;ilna te;jjpy;iy .. ..

ng#; mt;tst[ xw;Wikah .. .. >

eP';f ntw .. .. ehd; brhd;dJ vd; kidtpf;Fk; vd;ndhl khkpahUf;Fk;


me;j Ms; nghyp lhf;flu;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f .. .. >

gpd;d .. .. gjpbdl;L taRf;F nky ,Ue;jhy;jhd; nk$u; Mgnu#d; gz;qthuhk; .. .. ..


blypnghid fiwahd; mupr;rh vd;d MFk; .. .. >

bry;nghd; MFk; .. ..


lhf;lu; .. .. vy;yh thu;Lfs;nya[k; cs;s ng#z;l;!; Tl;lkh te;J epf;fwh';f .. .. *

vd;dthk; .. .. >

mt';fSf;Fs;ns thu;L jiytu; vbyf;#d; elj;jqkhk;


tf;fPy; a[tu; Mdhu; .. .. ,e;jf; Fw;wthsp kpft[k; rhJupakhf/ g[j;jprhypj;jdkhf/ ifnuif glhky; kpft[k; rhku;j;jpakhf nghyP!hupd; fz;fspy; kz;izj; J}tp fpupkpdy; \isnahL ,e;jf; bfhiyiaj; jpwk;glr; bra;jpUf;fpwhu;. *

Fw;wthsp tf;fPy; Iah vd;id buhk;gt[k; g[fH;e;J ngrwhU .. .. vdf;F buhk;g btl;fkh ,Uf;F a[tu; Mdu;. .. .. *


rupahd kf;F rhu; me;j Ms; * nthu;y;l; fg; fpupf;bfl; ghu;f;f buz;L of;bfl; vtndh tpj;jpUf;fhd; .. .. ,tUk; th';fpapUf;fhU ..

mJy vd;d jg;g[ .. .. >

ml/ o.tp-y nkl;r; ghu;f;fpwJf;fhd of;bfl;il th';fpapUf;fhu; rhu; .. .*


bel; n$hf;

n$k;!; vd;gtd; jd; ez;gdhd nltpl;olk; xo te;jhd; if/ fhy; vy;yhk; gjw;wk;.

nltpl;/ ehk buz;L tU#j;jf;F Kd;dhy gpf;dpf; nghdnghJ xU gz;iz tPl;Ly j';fpndhnk "hgfkpUf;fh > vd;whd;.

nltpl;Lf;F cjwy; Muk;gpj;jJ Mkh mJf;F vd;d ,g;ngh >

m';nf xU bghz;q jdpah ,Ue;jh ek;k Tlnt j';fpdhns .. ..

nltpl;od; cjwy; mjpfupj;jJ "hgfkpUf;F. ,bjy;yhk; ,g;g vd;dj;Jf;F .. .. >

n$k;!; tpltpy;iy md;dpf;F eP ehd;jhd; n$k;!;D bgha; brhy;yp mtfpl;nl jg;gh ele;Jfpl;nly;y .. .. vd;whd;.

!hup .. .. n$k;!; ehd; ngiuf; bfLj;jJf;F kd;dpr;Rf;nfh vd;whd; nltpl;.

mlg;nghlh fpWf;fh .. .. me;jg; bghz;q nghd thuk; brj;Jg; nghapl;lh. me;jg; gz;iz tPl;Ly n$k;!;/ mjhd; eP ele;Jfpl;l tpjj;ijg; ghuhl;o n$k;!;D vd;ndhl ngUf;Fj; jd; g{uh brhj;ija[k; vGjp btr;rpl;Lg; nghapUf;fh .. .. *

-ed;wp Mde;j tpfld;