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naht;... g!;Rf;Fs;ns rpfbul; gpof;ff;TlhJd;D nghl;Uf;Fy;y...*

fz;lf;lu;/ ey;yh ghU';f... ,J gPo *
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o.tp. !;nl#Df;F Vd; mUthnshL nghwP';f >

g[Jrh Muk;gpr;rpUf;fpw nfo-!;tud; epfH;r;rpapy; fye;Jf;fj;jhd; *
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ve;j NH;epiyapYk; me;j lhf;lu; Mgnu#id epWj;jkhl;lhu; *

Mr;rupakh ,Uf;nf *

ng#z;l; ,we;Jl;lhTl Mgnu#id Kor;Rl;Lj;jhd; tUthu; *
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ehd; nghdthuk; bkfh rPupay; ghu;j;Jfpl;L ,Uf;Fk;nghJ vd; fztUf;F Qhu;l; ml;lhf; te;Jtpl;lJ *

Inah * mg;g[wk; >

mepahakh me;j xU ehs; vd;dhy rPupay; ghu;f;f Koahkg; nghr;R *
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vd; kidtp ehd; Tg;gpl;lh v';fpUe;jhYk; xo te;JLth *

,g;g v';f ,Uf;fh';f >

Fspr;Rfpl;L ,Uf;fh *

Tg;gpL';fnsd; ghu;g;nghk; *
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ePa[k; cd; khkpahUk; thuh thuk; - mJt[k; tpahHf;fpHik kl;Lk; rz;il nghLwP';fns Vd; >

mjpuo tpahHd; vd;gjhy;jhd; *
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c';f mg;gh buhk;gt[k; gzf;fhuuhf ,Uf;fyhk;... mJf;fhf fojk; Tl ,g;goah vGjwJ >

mg;go vd;d vGjpapUf;fpwhu; >

gzk;... gzkwpa Mty;-D vGjpapUf;fpwhu; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 31-12-2000
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uhjpfh urpfiu fhjypr;rJ jg;gh nghr;R.

Vd; >

bry;ykh rpj;jp-d;D Tg;gplwhu; *
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vd;da;ah ,J/ $d... gpg;u...-d;D vGjpUf;nf >

Mz;L tUkhdk; Ik;gjhapuj;Jf;Ff; Fiwth ,Uf;fwt';fSf;F tup fpilahnj rhu; *
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vJf;fhf vy;nyhUk; byg;l;-iul; nghl;Lj;jhd; elf;fqk;-D nknd$u; brhy;whu; >

,J khu;r; khrkhk; *
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,e;j khrk; nju;jy; tu;wij epidr;rp jiytu; re;njh#kh ,Uf;fhu; *

Vd; >

bfhLj;j thf;FWjpia Vg;uy; `g{y;-d;D brhy;yplyhnk *
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,';fpyP#; khrKk; jkpH; khrKk; xz;q nru;e;jh mwpthspahFkh >

Mkhk; * nk-ij *
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me;j lhf;lu; nghypd;dh brhy;nw >

gpd;nd... vd;ndhl tpahjpf;Ff; fhuzk; $Pd;-';fwJf;F gjpy; $^d;...$^d;-D brhy;whnu *
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tf;fPy;fSf;F gpor;r khrk; vJ >

$^iy*
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c';f uhrpg;go Mf!;l; khrk; gy nrhjidfis eP';f re;jpf;f ntz;oapUf;Fk;...*

Mf#;l  khrk;d;D brhy;Y';f *
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c';f kidtp gpurtj;ij xU khrk; js;sp itf;fqkh... Vd; >

xd;gjhtJ khrj;Jy FHe;ij gpwe;jh Fiwg; gpurtk;-d;D eP';fjhnd lhf;lu; brhd;dP';f. brg;lk;gu; xd;gjhtJ khrkhr;nr *
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vd; igaid vJf;fhf rhu; mor;rP';f >

mf;nlhgu;-2 fhe;jp b$ae;jpd;D brhd;dJf;F/ fhe;jpiaj; bjupa[k;... mJ ahU rhu; b$ae;jp';fwhd; *
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vd;dJ... etk;gu;yna ork;gu; te;JLkh >

Mkhk; * etk;gu; khrj;Jyna ork;gu; g{ tpw;f Muk;gpr;Rlwh';fns *
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vJf;fhf cd; yt;tiu ,d;dpf;fp re;jpf;fkhl;nld;-D brhy;nw >

Mkh epa{ ,au; md;dpf;F me;j K";rpia ahu; ghf;fwJ > *
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nghd tU#k; ilup juiyd;D tUj;jg;gl;O';fns ..*

Mkhk; rhu; * ,e;j tU#k; fpilf;Fkh >

,e;jh';f... nghd tU#j;J ilup *
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nghd tU#j;J gHf;fj;ij ,e;j tU#k; tpl;Ll;oah >

Mkhk; tU#j;ij 2000-k;D vGjpdijj;jhd; *
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jpd fhyz;lu; ju;nwd;dP';fns vd;d Mr;R >

jpdKk; xt;bthU #Pl;lh jnwd; th';fpf;F';f *
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vJf;fhflh jpUld; fpl;nl fy;yhg;bgl;o rhtpiaf; bfhLj;nj >

eP';fjhnd Kjyhsp g[j;jhz;L md;dpf;fp ahu; vd;d nfl;lhYk; ,y;iy-d;D brhy;yf; TlhJd;dP';f *

ed;wp FKjk; 4-1-2001
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khg;gps;is fpupf;bfl; igj;jpak; *

mJf;fhf Cu;tyk; tUk; nghJ bjUf;filapy; cs;s o.tp. filapy fpupf;bfl; nkl;r; ghu;f;fpwJ ey;yhapy;iy *
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Kjy; uhj;jpupapny vd; fztu; bgupa Fz;ilj; Jhf;fpg; nghl;Ll;lhUo... *

vd;do brhy;nw >

mtUf;F rikf;fj; bjupahJd;Dl;lhU...*
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vd;d ru;tu; rhg;ghl;Ly bgupa bgupa fy;yh fplf;F >

`ngd; fhj;Jy ,iy gwf;fhk ,Uf;f rhg;ghl;y eh';f nghlw nlgps; btapl;jhd; rhu; mJ *
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vd;dhy; Mirfis Jwf;f Koatpy;iy Rthkp $p *

mg;g vd;id khjpup Mrpukk; Muk;gpj;JtpL kfnd *
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ghftju; ghLk;nghJ ,il apilna \f;Fg;bgho nghLtJ nghy; mgpeak; fhz;gpf;fpwhnu.. Vd; >

o.tp-apy; fr;nrup bra;jtuhk; \f;Fg; bgho fk;bgdp tpsk;guj;ij ,g;go fhz;gpf;fpwhu; *
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xnu tapw;W typ vd;dhy jh';f Koay rPf;fpukh Fzg;gLj;J';f lhf;lu;.. .*

ehrkhg; nghr;R. ehd; r';fPj tpj;thd; lhf;lu; r';fua;ahg;gh.. .*
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,J etehfuPf a[fk;. nkl;rp'; nkhfk; Mz;fis tpl bgz;fisna mjpfkhf Ml;og; gilf;FJ.

rptg;g[f; fyu;y g[lita[k; mnj fyu;y $hf;bfl;Lk; nghl;Lf;fpl;L xU bghz;q fpr;rd;ny cl;fhu;e;jpUr;rp. g[U#d;fhud; gae;J nghapl;lhd;.

,g;go cl;fhuhnjo vk;g;o nf!; rpypz;lu;-D epidr;rp rpypz;lu; bfhz;L tu;wtd; Jhf;fpl;L nghaplg;nghwhd; * mg;god;Dl;lhd;.

me;jk;kht[f;F nfhgk; te;jpUr;rp. nf!; rpypz;lu;D brhd;dJf;Ff; Tl ,y;iy. vk;g;o rpypz;lu;-D vg;gor; brhy;yyhk;-Djhd;.

md;idf;F xU tPl;ony fztDk;/ kidtpa[k; rpdpkht[f;Fg; g[wg;gl;lh';f.

me;j mk;kh gr;ir rhj;Jw glyj;jpny \H;fpl;lh';f. g[lit gr;ir/ $hf;bfl; gr;ir/ tisay; gr;ir/ fk;ky; gr;ir/ upg;gd; gr;ir/ bef;y!; gr;ir ifg; ig gr;ir.

jpUg;jp Vw;gliy brUg;g[ gr;irah mikaiy. ey;yntis mtnuhl Qtha; brUg;g[ thu; bfh";rk; gr;ir mijf; bfhLj;J rkhspr;R epk;kjpah bgU\r;R tpl;lhu; fztu;.

g!; !;lhg;g[f;F te;jJk; gpur;rpid bguprhapLr;rp. rptg;g[ fyu;ny lt[d; g!; te;jpr;rp. VWnthk;dhu; mtu;. ntzhk;/ gr;ir fyu; g!; tul;Lk;-dh';f me;jk;kh.

me;j g!; ehk nghw jpnal;lUf;Fg; nghfhJk;kh *

mg;ngh jpnal;liu khj;J';f * mg;god;dh';fns ghu;f;fyhk; *

,e;j nkl;rp'; nkhfk; te;jjpdhny jhd; $pkpf;fp vy;yhk; ,g;ngh mKf;fpah khwpLr;rp. g[litf;F nkl;rh xz;iz th';fp fhJny mKf;fplwh';f.

g[lit vLj;J Kof;fnt xU a[fk; MFk;. mJf;F nkl;rh $hf;bfl; gpl; vLf;f miyth';f. mJ mijtplf; bfhLikahdJ. filf;fhuu; me;jg; g[litiaf; ifapny tr;rpfpl;L $hf;bfl; Jzp ,Uf;fpw gPnuhtpny jPghuhjid fhl;Lw khjpup tr;rp tr;rp vLg;ghu; ghU';f buhk;g ntof;ifah ,Uf;Fk;.

,g;goj;jhd; xU $hf;bfl; gpl; vLf;f g[U#Dk;/ bgz; $hjpa[k;  fil filah Vwp ,w';fpdh';f.

fl;oapUf;fpw g[litf;F nkl;rh xU $hf;bfl; Jzp bfhL';fd;D me;j mk;kh nfl;f/ filf;fhuu; xt;bthU gpl;lh vLj;J ,e;j mk;kh nkny tr;rp tr;rp ghu;f;f/ g[U#d;fhud; kdR glgld;D Jof;f Muk;gpr;rJ.

filrpapny filf;fhuu;/ mk;kh c';fSf;F vJt[nk nkl;r;rh mikaiy-d;D rpk;ghypf;fh brhy;y/ Mkh mJ rupjhd;D brhy;yp me;jk;kh g[U#idj; jpUk;gpg; ghu;j;J bgU\r;R tpl xnu ufisjhd; ngh';f.

xU eoifaplk; xU gj;jpupif epUgu; ngl;o vLj;jhu;.

c';fSila Te;jy; fUikahf/ gsgsbtd;W ePskhf ,Uf;fpwnj/ eP';fs; c';fs; Te;jiy vg;go guhkupf;fpwPu;fs; >

X...* mJth. fhiyapy; Fspf;Fk;nghJ ed;whf #hk;g{ nghl;L Te;jiyf; fGt[fpnwd;. gpwF `ngd;ny fha itf;fpnwd;. gfbyy;yhk; JhR Jk;g[ glhky; gj;jpukhfg; ghJfhf;fpnwd;. ,ut[ gLf;fg; nghFk;nghJ kl;Lk; fHl;o Mzpapny khl;o tpLfpnwd;.

epUgu; kaf;fk; nghl;L tpGe;Jtpl;lhu;. gpd;nd rt[up Ko mg;goj;jhnd ,Uf;Fk;. mJf;F me;jg; bgau; te;jnj bghUj;jk;jhd;. rt[upk;nd  tr;rpf;fyhk;/ rt[upakpy;yhl;o fHl;o Mzpapny khl;ouyhk;.

XU tPl;ony g[U#d; jd; bgz;lhl;ofpl;nl/ ,e;jho ,e;j rt[up Ko ehnd vd; ifahny jahupr;rJ tr;Rf;nfh vd;whu;.

mJf;F me;j mk;kh ,t;tst[ Ko tr;rp vg;go jahupr;rP';fd;D Mr;rupakh nfl;LJ.

jpdk; eP nghLw rhg;ghl;ony fplf;fpw jiyKoia vLj;J fbyf;l; gz;zpj;jhd; ,J br";nrd; mg;god;dhu; mtu;.

,g;ngh rt[up Ko vJf;bfy;yhk; gad;gLJ bjupa[kh > ehbky;yhk; g!;rpny ,lk; gpof;f iff;Fl;iliag; nghLnthk;. Jz;ilg; nghLnthk;. xU mk;kh rt[upKoiag; nghl;L tr;rpUe;jpr;rp. mg;g[wk; Tl;lj;jpny Kz;oaor;rp g!;Rf;Fs;ns Vwpg; ngha; rPl;ony cl;fhug; nghdh gf;fj;J rPl;L mk;kh cl;fhu tpliy. Vd;dh milahsk; khwpg;nghr;nr.

g!; gazj;jpny ,d;bdhU rk;gtk;. Mqk;/ bgz;qkh gy ngU g!;rpny Tl;lkh epd;Dfpl;L ,Ue;jh';f !;lhg; te;jJk; oiutu; rld; gpnuf; nghl;lhu;. g!; FYf;fj;jpny gyngU jLkhwp nkny fk;gpiag; gpor;rpf; fpl;lh';f. rpyngu; FHg;gj;jpny Kd;dho epd;d bghz;q';fnshl $ilfisg; gpor;rpf;fpl;lh';f. Mdhy; vd;d Mr;rupk; ghU';f. $ilfbsy;yhk; mt';f ifapny ,Uf;f/ bghz;q';f ,w';fpg; nghapl;nl ,Uf;fh';f.

xU fhyj;jpy; bgz;fnshl Te;jYf;F ,aw;if kzk; cz;lh ,y;iyahd;D Muha;r;rp ele;Jr;rhk;. ,g;ngh Te;jny ,Uf;fh ,y;iyahd;D Muha;r;rp elj;j ntz;oapUf;fyhk;. me;j fhyj;jpny bgz;fs; Te;jiy mtpH;j;Jtpl;lh jiu tiuf;Fk; te;J tpGkhk;. ,g;ngh jiuapny tpGe;JLjhk;.

Ko kl;Lkh nghyp > xU fhjyd; jd;ndhl fhjypnahl gy; mHfpny ka';fp cdf;F Kj;Jg; nghy; gy;Y-d;D \r;Rf;F \r;R brhy;y Muk;gpr;rpl;lhd;. mts; xUehs;/ ml ,Ua;ah-d;D fHl;o ifapny bfhLj;Jl;lh.

bgz; ghu;f;fg; nghd ,lj;Jy igandhl mk;kh rPf;fpuk; bghz;izf; Tg;gpL';f-d;D brhd;dJk; bgz;nzhl mg;gh glgld;D brhy;y Muk;gpr;rhu;.

bfh";rk; bghW';f. rhae;jukh tu;nwhk;D brhy;ypl;L ,g;go fhiyapnyna te;Jl;O';f. mts; fz; lhf;liua[k;/ gy; lhf;liua[k; fd;ry;l; gz;zpl;L/ mg;gona gpa{l;o ghu;yu;ny nQu;ila[k; gz;zpl;L te;Jlnwd;D nghdh. ,g;g te;jpLth. kWepkplk; bghz;q ghu;f;f te;jt';f me;j ,lj;jpny ,y;iy.

bgz;fs; braw;ifah j';fis mHFgLj;jpf;fpwij tpl md;ghy; jd; fztidf; ftu;tJ jhd; vg;gt[k; epiyr;rp ,Uf;Fk;.

Mlk;gukhd bgz; xUtdpd; ftdj;ijf; ftUfpwhs;. MHfhd bgz; xUtdpd; fiy czu;tpw;F tpUe;jhfpwhs;. md;g[k;/ gupt[k; cs;s bgz;jhd; mtidj; jd;Dupikahf;fpf; bfhs;fpwhs;. ,J bgz;fisg; gw;wp mwp"u; mup!;lhl;oy; brhd;dJ. ,ijg; g[up";rpf;fpl;lh ,y;ywj;jpy; vJf;F gpur;rpid tUJ >

ed;wp F';Fkk; 5-12-2000
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Mj;Jj; jz;zpapy Fjpr;R ilt; mor;nrd;... clnd ouh`gpf; nghyP!;fhuu; te;J Ik;gJ +gha; `igd; nghl;Ll;lhu; *

Vd;.. *

iltp'; iybrd;!; ,y;yhk ilt; mor;rJf;fhf.
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cyf mHfpg; nghl;oapy fye;Jf;fpl;l xU bghz;q njhj;Jg;nghdJ bjup";rJk; ga';fukh mGJf;fpl;nl ,Ue;jhshk;.

Iianah... mg;g[wk;...>

cyf mGfpd;D gl;lk; bfhLj;Jl;lh';fshk; *
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me;jhS brUg;g[ th';fwJf;Ff;Tl n$hrpaiu miHr;rpl;Lg; nghthU.

vJf;F..>

n$hog; bghUj;jk; ghu;j;J th';fwJf;Fj;jhd;.
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vg;goa;ah fl;rpapy; ,t;nsh bgupa gjtp cdf;F jpOu;D fpilr;rJ...>

btt;ntw bfl;lg;y nkf;fg; nghl;L VG milahs ml;il th';fp btr;rpUf;fpwij jiytu;fpl;nl bfhz;Lngha; fhkpr;nrd;.
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vJf;Fa;ah xUj;jd; nghl;nlhit kl;Lk; ,t;nsh rpd;djh xl;o btr;rpUf;nf...>

mtd; fbuf;lh kh\y; bfhLj;Jlwhd; rhu;.
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ghj;jpuk; nja;f;fpwJf;F ntiyf;fhup btr;rpl;nld;/ bjupa[kh...>

buhk;g myl;of;fhnj. ehd; gy; nja;f;fpwJf;nf ntiyf;fhup btr;rpUf;nfd;.
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vd; kidtpf;F ,e;j jlit Fiwg;gpurtk; *

ep$khth...>

Mkhk;... xt;bthU jlita[k; buz;L FHe;ij gpwf;Fk;. ,e;j jlit xz;qjhd; gpwe;jJ *
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r';fPj Kk;\u;j;jpfs; ahU >

ntw ahU... rgh brf;bul;lupfs;/ fhd;Od; fhz;l;uhf;lu;fs;/ urpfu;fs;jhd; *
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vd; mk;khit Vd; CUf;F mDg;gpl;nl >

vd;id bfhGg;igna fpl;l nru;f;ff;TlhJd;D lhf;lu; brhy;ypl;lhU *
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bel; n$hf;

ghl;L

ghu;j;jpaho... ek;k igaDf;F mg;gona vd; \is.. .*

bjupa[k;.

vg;go >

vd; \isjhd; vd;fpl;nlna ,Uf;nf *

vrg;ghl;L

Mk;gis';fistpl bghk;gis';fSf;F Ma[s; mjpfkh ,Uf;nf... vd;d fhuzk; >

mt';fSf;F jhd; bghz;lhl;o';fpw xU bjhe;junt fpilahnj *
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c';f kfid gp.V. tiuf;Fk; gof;f btr;Rl;L ntiyf;F mDg;ghk $hy;uh nghl fj;Jf;bfhLf;fwP';fns..>

gpd;dhny ey;y ntiy VjhtJ fpilr;rh mtDf;F gpunah$dkh ,Uf;Fnkd;D jhd;.. .*
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c';f rghy vd; uhj;jpup fr;nrupia/ rha';fhyk; fr;nrupah khj;jpf; ju Koa[kh >

Vd; >

ntW xU rghy uhj;jpup fr;nrup gz;zg;g f;nuhu;gjp/ rpj;jp/ ghu;f;f Kf;fhy;thrpf; Tl;lk; btspna nghapLr;R.. .*
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Vd; c';f kidtp tUk;nghJ/ eP';f fz;zho nghl;Lf;fwP';f...>

lhf;lu;jhd; jiytyp te;jh/ vd;idf; fz;zho nghl;Lf;fr; brhd;dhU...
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fy;ahzg; ngr;R ngr uhj;jpupapny Vd; tPl;Lf;F tuntz;lh';fwP';f >

o.tp. ghu;j;jpl;Uf;fw tPl;Lg; bghk;gis';f fz;zPUk; fk;giya[kh ,Ug;gh';f... mjhd; *
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ehd; ghl Muk;gpr;nrd;dh nghJk;... vy;nyhUnk ngrwij epWj;jpLth *

c';ffpl;ljhnd > *
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c';f urpfu;fs; nky eP';f ,g;gy;yhk; buhk;gf; nfhgkh ,Uf;fP';fns... Vd; >

ehd; ghLk;nghJ vd;idna kwe;J ghlnwd; rhu;... mt';fSk; mnj khjpup vd;id kwe;Jlwh';f... fr;nrupf;F tu;wjpy;ny *
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Vz;lh... gf;fj;J tPl;L khkh r';fPjk; fj;Jj; jnud;D brhd;dJf;F ntz;lhk;D brhy;ypl;oahnk... Vd; >

mLj;j tPl;L r';fjpbay;yhk; ekf;F ntz;lhk;D ePjhndg;gh brhy;ypapUf;nf.. .*
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mtu; Vd; gp.V. kpa{rpf;y `bgapy; Mapl;nl ,Uf;fhu;.. .>

mtu; nfhl;L thj;jpaf;fhuuhr;nr *
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eP';f ghl;Lf;Fg; bghWg;ng ,y;yhk ehd; fuo fj;jwh khjpup ghlnwd;D ngg;gu;y vGjpl;O';f *

Vd;... ,g;g vd;d Mr;R >

vy;nyhUk; vd;id kpkpf;up n#h gz;zr; brhy;yp Tg;gplwh';f... fr;nrupf;F xU ga Tg;gplwjpy;ny *
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jiytu; vd;d buhk;gf; nfhgkh ,Uf;fhU...>

g[ay; vr;rupf;if bfhoia Vj;jpitf;f mtiuf; Tg;gpliyahk; *
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ehd; vLf;fg; nghw glj;Jy QPnuh FLk;gf; fl;Lg;ghL mjpfhupah ,Uf;fhU...

mg;g Kf;nfhzf; fhjy; fijD brhy;Y';f...>

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 31-12-2000
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