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eP';f Kd;dhs; mikr;ruh... ek;gnt Koaiyna >

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,J tiuf;Fk; xU rk;kd; Tl tuny... xU jlit Tl ifJ Mfny... Kd;$hkPnd vLf;fny...
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vJf;F lhf;lu; Mgnu#d; jpnal;lUf;F ehiaf; Tl;of;fpl;L te;jpUf;fP';f >

uj;jk;dh mJf;F buhk;gg; gpof;Fk; mjhd;...
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giHa fijia Jhrpjl;o brhd;d cd;id jahupg;ghsu; Juj;jpl;lhuh... Vd; >

mtUf;F l!;l; myu;$pahk; *
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me;jg; gpr;irf;fhud; Vd; mk;kh jhap-d;D brhy;yhky; ma;ah- rhkp-d;D gpr;ir nff;fwhd; >

jha;Fyj;ij ek;gp glk; vLj;j jahupg;ghsu; mtU... nyO!; ahUk; glk; ghu;f;fhky; e#;lk; Vw;gl;L ,e;j epiyf;F te;Jl;ljhy bgz;fs; nky btWg;ghk;... *
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mtUf;F ehf;F bjh';Fnj... Vd; >

mHfpg; nghl;ofSf;F bjhlu;e;J eLtuh ,Ue;J ,g;go Mapl;lhU *
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ftu;r;rp eoifia j;busgjpah nghlhjP';fd;D brhd;ndnd nfl;O';fsh.. .*

Vd; vd;d Mr;R >

rPd;ny rpupr;Rf;fpl;L epf;fwh';f *
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MgPRf;F Vd;ah nyl; >

mJ xU bgupa fij rhu;.

Vd;ah/ ehd; vd;d o.tp. bkfh rPupaYf;fh cd;fpl;l fij nfl;nld; *
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bgh';fy; Ko";R buz;L ehs; fHpr;Rjhd; vd; fztu; bgh';fy;y cg;g[ bfh";rk; mjpfk;-D brhd;dhU >

Vd;...>

bgh';fiy tha;y nghl;l clnd buz;L ehs; mtuhy thiana jpwf;f Koaiyna.. .*
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ngrpdgo tujl;rizia bfhLj;jh jhd; vd; igad; jhyp fl;Lthd;D ehd; brhd;dJf;F vJf;F rpupf;fwP';f >

eP';f ngrhjgo nghyPi! Tl;ol;L te;jpUf;nfnd  *
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Vl;ilah/ eP';fns Tg;gpl;L ml;u!; FLj;J me;j tPl;il bfhs;isaof;f brhy;wP';fns... *

ml eP ntw... mJ vd; rk;ge;jp tPL jhk;gh... bgh';fYf;F vd; tPl;Lnyu;e;J rPjdkh ms;spl;L nghdijj;jhnd vLj;Jl;L tur; brhy;nwd; >

ed;wp FKjk; 25-1-2001
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fUk;ghy mor;rh buhk;g $hypah ,Uf;Fk;... bjupa[kh >

vg;go >

mof;fUk;g[ ,dpf;Fnk *
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,sturiug; gy;yf;fpy; bry;tjw;Fj; jil nghl;oUf;fpwPu;fshnk/ gpug[ >

gy;yf;Ffspy; mku;e;jgona jpUl;L jk; mog;gjhf vdf;Fj; jfty; fpilj;Js;sJ mikr;rnu *
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rhu;... vd; khkpahiu xU thukh fhziy...

xU thukh vd;d gz;zP';f...>

ntw tHpapy;yhk xU thukh vd; ehj;jdhnuhl rz;il nghl;Ll;L ,Ue;njd;.
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v';f tPl;Ly khkpahUk; kUkfSk; fhiyy rz;ilia Muk;gpr;rh md;dpf;F ehd; MgP!%f;F nyl;Ljhd;.. .*

Vd;...>

M!;gj;jpupf;Fg; ngha; ahuhtJ xUj;jUf;F fhgp bfhLj;Jl;L tuqnk.. .*
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bel; n$hf;

ntl;ilahLtjpy; tpUg;gKs;s xU mg;ght[f;F tpndhjkhd xU Mir. Fwp jtwhJ RLk; jdJ jpwikia kfd; vjpupy; ep+gpf;f tpUk;gpdhu;. xU ehs; ntl;ilf;Fg; nghFk;nghJ kfida[k; Tlnt miHj;Jf; bfhz;L nghdhu;.

rw;W Jhuj;jpy; bfhf;F xd;W mku;e;jpUe;jJ fz;L mg;ght[f;F F#p *

rpy epkpl';fs; Jg;ghf;fp Kidapy; bfhf;if Fwpghu;j;Jtpl;L/ kfnd... ,g;g ghu; vd;wgo l;upfiu mGj;jpdhu;. bfhf;F brj;JtpHg; nghfpwJ vd;W kfd; vjpu;ghu;f;f/ Jsp fhaKkpd;wp vk;gpg; gwe;jJ bfhf;F. mg;ghit kfd; eifg;nghL ghu;f;f/ rpwpJk; ja';fhky; mtu; brhd;dhu; - kfnd ..  xU mjpraj;ijg; ghu;f;fpw ghf;fpak; cdf;Ff; fpilr;rpUf;F. mnjh ghu;... brj;Jg;nghd xU bfhf;F gwe;Jf;fpl;oUf;F *
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,dpnk kdpjg; gpwtpna vLf;fhk ,Uf;f vd;d bra;aqk; rhkp...>

Vd; nfl;fpwha; kfnd >

vd; kidtp VnHG b$d;kj;Jf;Fk; vdf;nf kidtpah tuqk;D ntz;of;fpwhns *
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vd; fz; vjpu;yna fy;ahz tPl;Ly brUg;ig jpUol;L nghapl;lhd;...

brUg;g[ c';fSjh...>

,y;iy... ehd; vLj;Jl;L nghyhk;D ghu;j;J btr;rpUe;j brUg;g[ *
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vJf;F ehj!;tuj;ijf; bfhz;Lte;J vd;fpl;nl fhl;LwP';f...>

eP';fjhnd vd;ndhl gPg;gp ghu;f;fqk;D brhd;dP';f...
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me;j lhf;lu; Mgnu#idtpl/ ngh!;l;khu;l;lj;jpd; nghJjhd; buhk;g $hf;fpuijah ,Ug;ghU..

Vd; >

fj;jpia cs;ns btr;Rl;lh mg;g[wk; fpilf;fhnj...
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Mgnu#Df;F vy;yhk; buo gz;zpahr;rh...>

cwt[f;fhu;fSf;F je;jpTl bfhLj;jhr;R lhf;lu;...
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lhf;lu; eP';f vGjpf; bfhLj;j khj;jpiuia jpdk; rhg;gplwJf;F buhk;g f#;lkh ,Uf;F

mg;g njd;y bfhiHr;R rhg;gpL';f...

khj;jpiu th';fwJf;nf fhR ,y;iy... njDf;F ehd; v';f nghntd; *
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lhf;lu;... xU khrkh Jhf;fnk tuiy...

xU khrkh vd;d gz;zP';f...>

KHpr;rpl;L ,Ue;njd; lhf;lu;...
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lhf;lu; me;j MSf;F fpl;dpy fy; ,Uf;Fd;D brhd;dJk; mtu; vJf;F n$hrpau;fpl;nl nghwhU...>

uhrpahd fy;yhd;D ghu;f;fwJf;fhk;...

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 21-1-01
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khg;gps;is irtk;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

bghz;qf;F Kl;ilf; fz;qD brhd;dJk; bgz; ntz;lhk;D brhy;ypl;lhnu *
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ek;k KUfd; fk;bgdp Muk;gpr;rpUf;fhnu... vg;go >

vy;yhUf;Fk; ntiy kl;Lk; bfhLj;Jlwhu; *
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Fnuhu;gjpapy xU Fofhud; 25 yl;rk; b$apr;rpl;lhdhnk >

mg;g Fthl;lu;gjp-d;D brhy;Y >
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fpupf;bfl; tPuiuf; fhjypr;rJ jg;gh nghr;R *

Vd; - vd;dhr;R >

yt; gpf;!p'; gz;zpl;lhu; *
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V';f * #h$fhd; Kk;jh$pd; epidth jh$;kQhy; fl;odhu;. eP';f vd; epidth vd;d fl;LtP';f >

vdf;F mt;tst[ trjpapy;iy... ntqk;dh cd; j';fr;rpiaf; fl;of;fpnwd; *
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bgh';fy; rhg;gplnwd;D brhy;ypl;L/ bgh';fypy; vijnah Cj;jp Cj;jpr; rhg;gplwP';fns... vd;d mJ >

fs; *

mg;god;dh bgh';-fs;D brhy;Y';f *
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bgh';fy; thH;j;J Vd; bts;isah ,Uf;F >

,J btz; bgh';fy; thH;j;J *
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vd; kidtp vd;idg; ngu; brhy;ypf; Tg;gplkhl;lh >

mg;g[wk; >

thlh nghlh-d;Djhd; Tg;gpLth >
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,Ue;jhYk; ek;k jiytu; ,g;go Kl;lhs;jdkh ,Uf;ff; tlhJ *

Vd; - vd;dhr;R >

,e;jj; nju;jypy; ehd; btw;wp bgw;wij Vw;Wf; bfhs;skhl;nld;. ,jpy; Vnjh vjpu;f;fl;rpf;fhuu;fspd; rjp cs;sJ mg;god;D nkilapy; ngRwhu; *
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kidtpia mor;r Fw;wj;Jf;fhf cdf;F vd;d jz;lid je;jh';f >

,uz;L ngUk; nru;e;J thHqk;Dl;lh';f *
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me;j igdhd;!; fk;bgdpf;fhu';f tpsk;guk; bra;jpUf;fpwJ bfh";rk; Tl ey;yhapy;iy *

Vd; - vd;d Mr;r >

eP';f bjUf;nfhO!;tud; Mfqkh > eh';f buo... eP';f buoah > mg;god;D tpsk;guk; bfhLj;jpUf;fh';f *
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,e;j jlit Xl;Lf; nfl;fg; nghFk;nghJ/ nghdjlitna bjhFjpia Jgha; Mf;Fntd;D brhd;dP';fns-d;D ek;k jiytiu xU Ms; nfl;Ll;lhU *

jiytu; vd;d brhd;dhU >

cldoah EhW xl;lf';fis ,wf;Fkjp gz;z Mu;lu; FLj;jpUf;fhU *
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mtd; ngl;il buso rup/ mtd; kidtp...>

bgl;il buso *
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me;j eoif Mz;fis btWf;fwt';f nghypUf;F *

vg;go brhy;nw >

mt';f (nky;) Male Milia nghl;Lf;fwJ ,y;iyna *
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bgh';fy; ey;y ,Uf;fh >

,t;tst[ neukh mij ,l;ypd;D bedr;nrd; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 21-1-2001
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Mgnu#d; gz;qk; nghJ gpiHr;r ng#z;l; ijay; gpupf;Fk;nghJ nghapl;lhU.

vg;go >

lhf;lu; Vnjh "hgfj;jpny ngh!;l; khu;l;lk; gz;zpl;lhuhk; ..*
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vd;d ,J... gpshl;ghuj;ij ,g;go mrp';fk; gz;zp tr;rpUf;fh';f >

eilghijiag; gad;gLj;jt[k;-D nghu;L tr;rij $d';f jg;gh g[up";rpfpl;lh';f *
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gf;fj;J tPl;L yjhitg; ghu;j;jpah. mtnshl khkpahu; bgaiuna mt kfSf;F tr;rpUf;fh... vt;tst[ kupahij >

kupahijbay;yhk; ,y;iy. mg;nghjhnd ngiur; brhy;yp khkpahiuj; jpl;lyhk;. mjhd; *
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FUnt * rhe;jpiaj; njo te;Js;nsd;.

rp#;ah * ,e;j Mrpukj;jpny rhe;jpD ahUk; ,y;iy. milahW gpupt[y xU Mrpukk; ,Uf;F. m';nf tprhupr;Rg; ghU.
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fhjy; ,Ul;otpl;lJ vd;gjw;fhf xj;jp itf;fg;glhj xU tpisahl;L vd;ghu;fs;.

,Jny Mgj;Jk; cz;L. gPr;rpy; ngrpf;fpl;L ,Ue;jg;ngh fhjyp brhd;dh th';f rPf;fpuk; nghyhk;/ ,Ul;ol;L tUJ/ gakhapUf;F.

Vd; gak; > mjhd; ehd; ,Uf;nfnd mg;god;dhd; mtd;.

mjdhnyjhd; gakh ,Uf;F-d;dh mt.

ntw khjpupa[k; elf;fpwJ cz;L. xU bghz;q jd;ndhl njhHpfpl;nl vd; fhjynuhl rpdpkht[f;Fg; nghdndd;o buhk;g vupr;ry; gLj;jpl;lhU-d;dh.

vd;d... VjhtJ gz;zpj; bjhiyr;rpl;lhuh > mg;god;D njhHp nfl;lh.

xz;qnk gz;ziy-d;D rypr;rpf;fpl;lh ,t.

,e;j khjpup ,Ul;Lf;Fs;ns vd;dntzhYk; elf;F';f...

glk; ghu;j;Jf;fpl;L ,Uf;Fk;nghnj fuz;L nghap jpUk;gp te;jJ.

fuz;L tu ,t;tst[ neukhFk;D bjup";rpUe;jh cdf;F xU Kj;jk; bfhLj;jpUg;ngnd mg;god;dhd; fhjyd;.

mg;god;dh/ bfh";r neuj;Jf;F Ke;jp Kj;jk; bfhLj;jJ eP';f ,y;ypah-d;D gjwpdhs; mts;.

xUj;jd; jd; ez;gd;fpl;nl nfl;lhd;. gy khj';fsh fojk; \ynk xUj;jpiaf; fhjypr;nrd;D brhd;dpna/ neupny ngha; ghu;j;jpah > vg;go ,Uf;fh >

ghu;j;njd; tha[k; tapWkh ,Uf;fh.

mk;kp kpjpr;rp mUe;jjp ghu;f;fpwJ mg;god;dh vd;dd;D bjupa[kh >-d;D thj;jpahu; igad; fpl;nl nfl;lhu;.

bjupa[k; rhu; v';f tPl;Lny $d;dYf;Ff; fPnH fplf;fpw mk;kpia kpjpr;Rjhd; v';f mz;zd; vjpu;j;j tPl;L mUe;jjp';fpw bgz;izg; ghu;j;J fpl;L ,Uf;fpwhd;. ,g;ngh fhjy; me;j nu";rpny nghFJ.

xUehs; xU bghz;qjd; fhjyd; fpl;nl/ mj;jhd; c';f md;g[r; rpd;dk; vd; tapj;Jny tpisahLJd;D brhd;dh. clnd mtd; gjwpg; ngha;/ ehk fhjypf;f Muk;gpr;R xU thuk; jhnd Mr;R mg;god;dhd; *

gag;glhjP';f. Ke;jh ehs; eP';f th';fpj; je;j ghJ#h ,d;dKk; $Puzk; Mfiy.  mijr; brhd;ndd; mg;godhs;.

fhjy;ny fojk; vGJwJk;/ bfhLf;fpwJk; xU fiy. xUj;jd; jd;ndhl fhjypf;F vGjpd fojj;ijg; ghU';f.

fz;nz fh";rdh * ,e;jf; fhjy; fojk; cdf;Fg; gpof;fh tpl;lhy; fpHpj;Jg; nghl;L tplhnj. cd; j';if fkyhtplk; bfhLj;J tpL/ ,J vg;go ,Uf;F.

fhjy;dh ,uz;L kdR ,izaqk;. xUjiyg;gl;rkh ,Ue;jh f#;lk;jhd;. xUj;jd; jd; ez;gd; fpl;nl/ Vz;lh \";rpbay;yhk; fhakh ,Uf;F>d;D nfl;lhd;.

vjpu;j;j tPl;Lg; bgz;iz irl; mor;nrd;. g{it tPrpdh-d;dhd;.

g{it tPrpdh vg;golh fhak; gLk;-d;dhd;. mt tPRk; nghJ g{/ bjhl;oapny ,Ue;jJ mg;god;dhd; ,td;.

,uapy;nt upru;nt#d; ft[z;lu;ny ntiy ghu;f;fpw bghz;izf; fhjypr;rpna vd;dhr;R > mg;god;D xUj;jd; ,d;bdhUj;jd;fpl;nl nfl;lhd;. mJf;F ,td;.

btapl;o'; yp!;l;ny 51-tjh ,Uf;fpnwdhk; mg;god;dhd;.

xUj;jd; gug;gug;nghl brhd;dhd;. vdf;Fk; vd; fhjypf;Fk; xnu ehspny fy;ahzk;.

,Jny vd;d mjprak;-dhd; mtd; ez;gd;.

vdf;F kJiuapny fy;ahzk;. mtSf;Fj; jpUth+upny fy;ahzk;-d;dhd; ,td;.

xU fhjyp jd; fhjyd;fpl;nl/ md;ng * thH;e;jhYk; xz;zhnt thH;nthk;. brj;jhYk; xz;zhnt rhnthk; mg;god;dhs;.

mJf;F mtd;/ c';f mf;fhitf; fhjypf;Fk;nghJk; mg;goj;jhd; brhd;dhs;. cd; j';;;ifiaf; fhjypf;Fk;nghJ mtSk; mg;goj;jhd; brhd;dhs;. Vz;o FLk;gnk ,e;j layhf;if kdg;ghlk; gz;zp tr;rpUf;fP';fsh-d;D vupr;ryh nfl;lhd;.

,ijg;nghynt xU fhjyd; jd; fhjypf;fpl;nl ngrpdhd;.

md;ng ePapd;wp ehdpy;iy';fpw epiyikf;F ehd; te;Jl;nld;. mJf;F mt.

ktnd *... ,g;gona layhf; tpl;Lfpl;L ,Ue;jh... eP ,y;iyd;dhYk; guthapy;iy';fpw Kot[f;F te;JLntd;. xG';fh ntiy btl;o ghu;j;J jhypfl;o FLk;gk; elj;Jw tHpiag; ghU-d;dh. ,Jjhd; ajhu;j;j fhjy;.

,ij khjpup ,d;bdhU layhf;if nfS';f... xUj;jd; brhy;whd;.

md;ng vj;jid b$d;kk; vLj;jhYk;/ ePjhd; vdf;Ff; fhjyp. ehd; jhd; cdf;Ff; fhjyd;. ,Jny khw;wnk fpilahJ. mJf;F mt/ ehrkhg; nghr;R. mg;ngh ehk fztd; - kidtpah Mfg;nghwnj ,y;ypah-d;D ftiynahl nfl;lhs;.

lhf;liuf; fhjypr;rpna vd;dhr;Ro mg;god;D xUj;jp jd; njhHpfpl;nl nfl;lhs;. mJf;F mt.

lhf;lu; bfhLf;fpw yt; byl;lu;ny vGj;J g[upaiyd;D fk;gt[z;lu;fpl;nl bfhLj;J gof;fr; brhd;ndd;. ,g;ngh eh';f ,uz;L ngUnk fhjypf;f Muk;gpr;rpl;nlhk;-dh.

,g;go fhjy; ru;t rhjhuzkh nghwJf;F rpdpkht[k; xU fhuzk;. fz;lJk; fhjy;/ if bjhl;lJk; fhjy; mg;god;D Mfpg; nghr;R.

xU ,is"d; rpdpkh ghu;j;Jl;L te;jhd;. me;jg; glj;Jy jpUk;gj; jpUk;g te;j xU trdk; ,td; kdrpny MHkhg; gjp";R nghapLr;rp. Xog;nghapwyhkh... Ciu tpl;nl Xog; nghapwyhkh... mg;god;D brhy;ypf;fpl;nl te;jhd;. g!; !;lhg;gpny xU bghz;q epd;dh. mtfpl;nla[k; ,nj trdj;ij vLj;J tpl;lhd;.

brUg;g[ gp";rpLk;-dh mt

vJf;F gp";R nght[J > ifapny vLj;Jf;fpl;nl XLnthk;-d;dhd; mtd;.

fhjy; njhy;tpapny tu;w ftpijfs; Tl Ritah ,Uf;Fk;. xU fhjydpd; g[yk;gy; ,J/

fz;nz *

cd;id ehd; vd; kdr;rpiwapy; itj;njd;

ePnah cd; mg;ghtplk; brhy;yp vd;id kj;jpa rpiwapy; itj;J tpl;lhna.

XU bgz;izj; nju;t[ bra;a[k;nghJ mts; g{nfhsj;ijg; ghu;j;J nju;e;J vLg;gijtpl mts; rupj;jpuj;ijg; ghu;j;Jj; nju;e;bjLg;gnj ey;yJ.

 
ed;wp F';Fkk; 26-1-2001
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