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khkpahu; - kUkfs;

vd;djhd; ,d;lu;bel; a[fk; te;jhYk; khkpahu; - kUkfs; rz;il Xag; nghwjpy;iy. ,d;lu;bel;nyna xUj;jiu xUj;ju; jpl;of;fpwh';f. ,Jf;fhfnt btg;irl; Xgd; gz;zp apUf;fh';fshk;.

tPl;ony vy;yh trjpa[k; ,Ue;jhYk; btWk; <nfh g;uhg;sj;jhny/ ,uz;L ngUk; rz;il nghl;Lf;fpl;nl ,Ug;gh';f.

xU kUkfg; bghz;q vy;nyhUf;Fk; !;tPl; bfhLj;jhshk;. vd;d tpnr#k;>D nfl;lg;ngh khkpahUf;F Rfu; 400f;F nkny VwpLr;rhk;.

khkpahu; Rk;kh ,Ug;gh';fsh > mJf;F cjhuzk; ,e;j tp#ak;.

xU khkpahu; vd;fpl;nl buhk;g tUj;jg;gl;L brhy;ypr;R. jk;gp ,e;j mepahaj;ijg; ghu;j;jP';fsh > ehd; vg;gt[nk fhiyapny 6 kzpf;bfy;yhk; gLf;ifia tpl;L ve;jpupr;rpUntd;. md;dpf;F clk;g[ buhk;g mrjpah ,Uf;Fd;D Tl xU miukzp neuk; gLf;ifapny gLj;Jl;nld;. mJf;Fs;ns kUkfs; vd;ndhl jiy khl;ony Fj;Jtpsf;if Vj;jptr;rp. CJtj;jpiag; bghUj;jp tr;rp/ fhy; khl;ony cl;fhu;e;J mj;nj nghapl;O';fnsd;D mH Muk;gpr;rpl;lh.

v';f tPl;Lf;F vjpu;j;j tPl;ony xU mw;g[jkhd fhl;rp. khkpahiu ehw;fhypapny cl;fhu tr;rp kUkfs; gt;akh efk; btl;otpl;Lf; bfhz;oUe;jhs;.

md;idf;F rhae;jpuk; filj; bjUtpny me;jg; bghz;izg; ghu;j;jg;ngh vd;d khkpahu; nkny buhk;g mf;fiw te;jpLr;rh > efbky;yhk; btl;o tplwhg;gpny ,Uf;nf * mg;god;ndd;.

mJf;F me;jg; bghz;q/ ngh';f rhu; * gpupakhtJ xz;zhtJ. ehisf;F rz;il te;jh gpwhz;o tpl;oUk;. mJf;fhfj;jhd; btl;ondd; vd;whs;.

tPl;Lf;F Kd;dho khkpahnuhl cUtj;ij mr;rh bgupa nfhykh xU bghz;q nghl;Lfpl;oUe;jhs;. nghfpw tUfpwt';fbsy;yhk; ,ijg; ghu;j;J/ khkpahu; nkny ,t;tst[ gpupakh nfhybky;yhk; nghLwpnad;dh';f. mJf;F me;jg; bghz;q/ MirahtJ/ kz;zhtJ/ nghw tu;wt';f vy;yhk; ey;yh kpjpr;rpl;L nghfl;Lk;Djhd; nghl;nld; vd;whs;.

md;dpf;F xUehs;/ xU kUkfs; rhae;jpuk; ogDf;F flhKlhd;D rPil/ KWf;fh gz;zp tr;rpUe;jhs;. vd;do ,d;dpf;F rPil/ KWf;fh gz;zpapUf;nfd;D g[U#d; fhud; nfl;lhd;. mJf;F mts;.

c';fSf;F tp#ak; bjupahjh > c';f mk;kht[f;F kpr;rkpUe;j gy;byy;yhk; tpGe;jpUr;rpd;dhs;.

khkpahUk; tpliy. rPil/ KWf;if vLj;J btw;wpiy cuy;ny nghl;L ,or;rp bkd;D fhl;or;R. ,g;go xU bksdg; nghuhl;lk; njitah >

xU tpnehjkhd tp#aj;ij nff;fyhkh >

mbjg;go khkpahiua[k;/ kUkfisa[k; xnu rkaj;jpny njs; bfhl;Lr;rp >

khkpahiuj; njs; bfhl;oaJk; kUkfs; rgh#;D brhy;yp njisj; jltpf; bfhLj;jhshk;. mtisa[k; bghl;Ld;D nghl;oUr;rp.

nga; te;jh eha;f;Fj; bjupa[khk;. ek;k tPl;L eha; Fiuf;FJ ghu;j;jP';fsh-d;D xUj;jp brhd;dg;ngh/ g[U#d; brhd;dhd;. ek;k tPl;Lf;F Vz;o nga; tug; nght[J > mJf;F mt tpliy. fbuf;l; * mnjh c';f mk;khjhd; te;Jf;fpl;L ,Uf;fh';fns vd;whs;.

fhiyapny xU tPl;ony g[U#d;/ Vz;o ePz;l ehl;fs; thH;tJ vg;god;D xU g[j;jfk; th';fpl;L te;njnd mij v';nf vLj;J tr;nrd;D nfl;lhd;. mJf;F mtd; kidtp/ ehisf;F c';f mk;kh Cupny ,Ue;J tu;wh';f. mt';f vLj;J gor;rplf; Tlhnjd;D mLg;gpny nghl;L vupr;rpl;nl';f vd;W gjpy; brhd;dhshk;.

vd;do ehd; gj;J jlit kpjpr;Rk; !;lhu;l; Mfhj tz;o eP xnu kpjp kpjpr;rJk; !;lhu;l; MapUr;nr vg;go>d;D g[U#d; nfl;lhd;. mJ xz;qk; bgupa tpj;ij ,y;iy. c';f mk;khit epidr;Rf;fpl;L X';fp kpjpr;nrd;.

xU mk;kh ,d;bdhU bghz;qfpl;nl c';f khkpahUf;F rPupa!;D M!;gj;jpupapny ml;kpl; gz;qdP';fns/ vd;d Mr;R>d;dh';f. g;r;R/ xz;qk; Mfiyd;D rypg;nghl gjpy; brhd;dhs;.

kUkfg; bghz;nz eP bfhLj;j ku;k ehtiy xU jlit gor;nrd;. ghjp capu; nghapUr;Ro. mg;god;dh ,d;bdhU jlit gor;rpU';f mj;ij -,J kUkfs;.

xUj;jd; jd; kidtpfpl;nl/ ,we;J nghd v';fk;kh nej;J vd; fdtpny te;jh';f mg;god;D fz;fy';fr; brhd;dhd;. clnd mtd; kidtp/ mllh * vd;id vGg;gpapUf;ff; TlhJ/ ey;yh rz;il nghl;oUg;ngnd vd;whs;.

ek;k bgz;fSf;F ,';nf kl;Lkpy;iy/ btspehl;Lf;Fg; nghdhYk; ,e;j kndhghtk; khWtjpy;iy.

bfhLikg;gLj;Jw khkpahiug; gHpth';FwJf;F re;ju;g;gj;ij kUkfs; vjpu; ghu;j;Jf;fpl;L ,Ue;jhs;.

mbkupf;fht[f;F tutiHr;R jd;ndhl jkpH;ehl;L khkpahu; fpl;nl ,';fpyP#;nyna ngrpf;fpl;L ,Ue;jh. mJ g[upahk me;jk;kh my';f ky';f tpHpr;rpfpl;L ,Ue;jJ.

xUehs; vyp Xlwijg; ghu;j;jJk; khkpahu;fhuk;kh Iaa;nah ek;k tPl;ony vyp buhk;g ,Uf;Fk; nghypUf;nf mg;god;DJ. clnd kUkfs; upayp mg;god;dhs;. me;j vypbay;yhk; ,y;iyk;kh. vy;yhk; Rz;blypjhd; vd;wJ khkpahu; mg;ghtpahf.

kUkfis kl;lk; jl;lwJd;dh khkpahUf;F my;th rhg;gplw khjpup. xU ehs; kfd; fpl;nl/ xk; bghz;lhl;of;F fhJ nff;fpw kp#pd; th';fpf; bfhLlh. tu tu rupah fhJ nfl;f khl;nl';FJ. rz;il nghl;lh bu!;ghd;n! ,y;iy mg;god;Djhk;.

,J Tl guthapy;iy. rl;L g[l;Ld;D ,d;bdhU fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;nfhlh. ,tfpl;nl rz;il nghl;L mYj;Jg; nghr;R mg;god;Djhk;.

xU mk;kh ,d;bdhU mk;kh fpl;nl/ mnjh nghwh ghU me;jg; bghz;q ,Uf;nf ml';fhg;gplhup. Mdh mt khkpahu; j';fkhdt';f mg;god;dhshk;.

me;j khkpahu; ahU>nfl;Ljhk;. ehd;jhd;dh';f ,e;jk;kh. ,t';fis ey;yt';fd;D ,t';fisj; jtpu ahu; brhy;yg;nghwh>

kUkfTl vJf;Fj;jhd; nghl;o nghlwJd;D ,y;yhkg; nghr;R. mt bul;il ril nghl;oUf;fh';fwjpdhny ,Jt[k; ,j;JDhz;L Koapny bul;il ril nghl;Lf;fpl;L miya[jhk;.

jd; kfis ,d;bdhU ,lj;jpny fl;of; bfhLj;jpUf;fpw jha; mt fz; fy';fhk ,Uf;fqk;D epidf;fpwt/ jd;id ek;gp te;jpUf;fpw kUkfisa[k; mijg; nghynt elj;jyhnk * kUkfSk; jd; jhiag; nghynt khkpahiu nerpf;fyhnk mg;nghJ ,y;ywk; vd;gJ mikjpg; g{';fhthfj; jpfGnk *
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ehk jdpah re;jpf;fpwJ v';f mg;ght[f;Fj; bjup";rpl;LJ *

Iaa;nah * vd;d Mr;rp >

xz;qk; Mfny * c';fisf; nfl;L xU Mapuk; +gha; fldh th';fpl;L tur; brhd;dhU *
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vd;ndhl Mgnu#d; nky ek;gpf;if ,y;iyd;dh/ gpwF Vd; vd;dplk;  l;uPl;bkz;Lf;F te;jP';f >

rhjhuz bfhRf;fo jog;ig ,e;jst[f;F bfhz;L tUtP';fd;D beidf;fiyna lhf;lu; *
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,d;!;bgf;lu; buhk;g jkpH;g; gw;Ws;stu; nghy.

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

tUf. kdk; nghy; kh\y; jUf-D nghu;L btr;rpUf;fhnu.
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nla;/ ghl';fspy; vy;yhk; irgu; khu;f; th';fpapUf;fpwhna/ epiwa khu;f; th';f ntz;Lk; vd;w Mirna fpilahjh >

mg;gh/ Mirna mHpt[f;Ff; fhuzk; vd g[j;ju; brhy;ypapUf;fhUd;D vd;ndhl thj;jpahu; brhd;dhnu *
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eP';f filrpah me;j fl;rpTl Tl;lzp tr;rpl;O';fns/ mJf;F vd;d fhuzk; >

btl;fj;ijtpl;L cz;ikiar; brhy;nwd;. v';fTl Tl;lzp tr;Rf;f ntw ve;j fl;rpa[k; tpUk;giy *
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me;j tPl;oy; g{l;il Vd; cilj;J jpUodha; >

v$khd; * ehDk; vt;tsnth rhtpiag; nghl;Lg; nghuhog; ghu;j;njd;. jpwf;f Koaiy... filrpahjhd; g{l;il cilr;nrd; rhkp... *
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FUnt * ,y;ywk; Jwtwk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

rp#;ah * jdpikahf fhl;oy; ,Ue;jhy; Jwtwk;. rk;rhuj;njhL cot-y; ,Ue;jhy; ,y;ywk;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 19-1-2001
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rup... c';f khkpahUf;F ehisf;F Mgnu#d; bra;nwd;...

,e;jh';f lhf;lu; ml;thd;!; Iahapuk; * fhupaj;ij fr;rpjkh Kor;rpl;lh nkw;bfhz;L Iahapuk; jUntd; *
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Vd; mUthis vLj;Jf;fpl;L te;jpUf;nf >

eP';fjhnd jiytnuhl njhspy; Jz;L nghlr; brhd;dP';f *
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rhu;/ c';fSf;F mLj;j thuk; upl;lau;bkd;l;lhnk.. >

Mkh rhu;... ehd; Jh';f Muk;gpr;R Kg;gj;jp \q tU#k; Xog; nghr;R';fwij ek;gnt Koaiy.
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Mgnu#d; jpnal;lUf;F lhf;lu; Vd; ge;J vLj;Jl;Lg; nghwhu; >

ng#d;l; capnuhL tpisahlj;jhd; *
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rhg;gpl;lt[lndna ,J bkfh rPupay; iluf;lu; tPl;L bgh';fy;D vg;gof; fz;Lgpor;rP';f >

bgh';fy; $t;t[ khjpup ,Ue;Jr;nr.. .*
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v';f fhjy; bja;tPfkhdJ.. .*

vg;go >

fy;ahzk; Mfhkny v';fSf;Fg; gpwe;j FHe;ijfSf;F KUfd;/ y#;kpD ngu; tr;rpUf;nfhnk...
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vd; kidtp tPf;-fh ,Uf;fhd;D ehY Kiw brhy;wP';fns... Vd; lhf;lu; >

mt';f khrkh ,Uf;fh';f mjhd; *
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vjpu; $t[spf; filapy jhnd nriy jpUL nghr;R > eP';fs; Vd; gjwpl;L epf;fwP';f *

nkl;rp'; gpst[!; jpUl uhj;jpup ek;k filapYk; jpUld; EiH";Rl;lh >
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tutu ek;k ngl;il ut[of;F fpz;ly; mjpfkhapLr;R rhu;.. .*

Vd; vd;d nfl;lhd; >

mg;ghit bfhiy bra;jh... ftu;d;bkd;l;Ly cjtpj; bjhif bfhLg;gh';fshd;D nfl;fwhd; *
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nga; ,Uf;Fd;D ek;g[w eP';f/ flt[s; ,Uf;fhUd;D Vd; ek;g kWf;fpwP';f >

vd; kidtpf;fpl;nl ,Ue;J vd;idf; fhg;ghw;w ahUnk ,y;iyna rhu; *
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tPl;Lr; Rtj;Jy... tpsk;guk; bra;ahjPu;... kPwpdhy; nghyP!; trk; xg;gilg;nghk;...d;D vGjpr; bjhiyr;rJ tk;ghg; nghr;R..*

Vd; >

mJf;F khrh khrk; kh\y; bfhLf;fqk;..d;D !;nl#d;nyu;e;J te;J brhy;ypl;Lg; ngha;l;lh';f. .*

ed;wp FKjk;  18-1-2001
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fhyz;lu; g[Jikah ,Uf;Fd;D Vd; brhy;wP';f >

fl;rp Muk;gpf;f/ Tl;lzp mikf;f/ Ml;rpapy; g';F nfl;f/ Mjuit thg!; th';fd;D vy;yhj;Jf;Fk; ey;y ehs; vJ vJd;D nghl;oUf;nf *
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me;j Ms; jpdKk; n$hrpak; ghu;g;ghU...

jpdKkh...>

Mkhk; * n$hrpak; ghu;f;fwJ mtnuhl bjhHpyhr;nr *
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vd;do... xU rhkpahiug; ngha; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;nl >

khg;gps;is rhJ-D brhy;yp jufu; Vkhj;jpl;lhu; *
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xU Ie;EhW +gha; ,Ue;jh fld; bfhL';fnsd;... rk;gsk; th';fpd clnd bfhLj;Jlnwd;...

c';fSf;F rk;gsk; vj;jdhk; njjp tUk;... >

mJ ntiy fpilr;rg;g[wk;jhd; bjupa[k; *
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mbjd;d buonkL bgh';fy; ghid... >

bgh';fy; gz;wJf;Fj; njitahd muprp/ bty;yk;/ vy;yhj;ija[k; ,Jy buoah nghl;L btr;rpUf;nfhk;... eP';f th';fpl;Lg; ngha;/ jz;zp kl;Lk; Cj;jp/ mLg;g[y btr;Rg; bgh';f ntz;oaJ jhd;...
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,d;!;bgf;lu;... eh';f vy;nyhUk; mre;J Jh';fpl;oUe;j neuj;Jy jpUld; te;J gj;J yl;r +ghiaj; jpUol;Lg; ngha;l;lhd;.

tPl;y vJf;F mt;tst[ gzk; btr;rpUe;jP';f >

tPlh > rupahg; nghr;R...

jpUl;L ele;jJ v';f MgP!;y *
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MgP!%f;F Vd;ah nyl; >

!hup rhu;. g!;y tu;wg;g mre;J Jh';fpl;nld;.

MgP!; tu;wJf;Fs;s mg;go vd;da;ah mtruk; >
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vd;d rhu; * fhy; kzp neukhf up!Ptiuf; fhJy tr;Rf;fpl;ouf;fP';fns jtpu/ eP';f xU thu;j;ijTl ngriyna...

bjhe;jut[ bra;ahjP';f. vd; kidtpnahL ngrpf;fpl;oUf;nfd; *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 14-1-01
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ehd; fhjypr;rJ ,d;!;bgf;lu; bghz;qlh *

mg;g[wk; >

mg;g[wk; vd;d... kh\y; fl;o fz;odpa{ gz;zr; brhy;ypl;lhU *
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eurpk;kuht[k; uhkuht[k; CUf;Fg; nghdh vg;go nghth';f >

vg;go >

uhnthL uhth *
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fhf;fh Vd; fUg;gh ,Uf;F >

Vd; >

mJ c$hyht[f;F khwiy *
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`g[l;ghy; OKf;Fk; kfhfhspf;Fk; vd;d xw;Wik >

OKf;F ehf; -mt[l;. fhspf;F ehf;F mt[l; *
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ve;j kpUf';fSf;Fg; gf;jp mjpfk; >

vJf;F >

ahidf;Fk; fuof;Fk;jhd;.

Vd;>

Vd;dh xz;qf;F kjk; gpof;Fk;. ,d;bdhd;D rptg{i$apy EiHa[k;*
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tFg;g[ ele;J bfhz;oUf;Fk; nghnj khztu; btspna tUtJ Vd; >

mtUf;Fj; Jhf;fj;Jy elf;fpw tpahjp *
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fGijf;Fk; kdpjDf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

kdpjidf; fGijd;D Tg;gplyhk;. fGijia kdpjd;D Tg;gpl KoahJ *
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eif nghlhk ,Uf;fpwnj nky; *

Vd; >

eif nghLtJ `gPnky; *
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Jh';fwJf;F Kd;dhy vy;yhUk; vd;d bra;th';f >

vd;d bra;th';f >

KHpr;rpUg;gh';f *
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njhir eLtpy; Vd; Xl;il ,Uf;F >

Vd; >

mijr; RLfpwhu;fs; *
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JiwKfj;Jy ntiy bra;gtu;f;F ,ul;ilf; FHe;ij gpwf;FJ. vd;d bgau; itg;ghu; >

vd;d bgau; >

Vw;Wkjp + ,wf;Fkjp *
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Vupf;F Mg;nghrpl; vd;d >

vd;d >

,w';fp *
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fGijia itj;Jg; glk; vLj;jhy; vd;d bgau; itg;ghu;fs; >

vd;d bgau; >

cijf;fhky; tplkhl;nld; *
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< bkapYf;Fg; nghl;o vJ >

vJ >

bfhR bkapy; *
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me;j g[f;Fy cd;ndhl V-n$hf; xz;q btspapl;lh';fd;D brhd;dpna... rd;khdk; vt;tst[ mDg;gpdh';f >

buz;L ghf;bfl; fhz;lk;!; *
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lhf;lu;... lhf;lu;... \zhtJ thu;Ly ,Uf;fpw tapj;Jtyp ng#z;l;Lf;Ff; fha;r;ry; kUe;J bfhLj;Jl;nld; *

nlhd;l; xu;upkh... buz;Lj;Jf;Fk; gj;J +gha;jhd; tpj;jpahrk;... `gP!;y nrj;J fbyf;#d; gz;zpf;fyhk; *
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Va;ah... fpHp";r +gha; nehl;L bfhLf;fnw... ,J bry;yhJ... ntw bfhL *

eP kl;Lk; of;bfl;ilf; fpHpr;rpf; bfhLf;fpwPna... mJ kl;Lk; bry;Ykh >
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vd;dJ.. c';f igad; nrhW bra;ag; gad;gLj;JtJ muprpjhnd-d;D re;njfkh nfl;Ll;Lg; nghwhd; >

nfhO!;tud; epfH;r;rpapy fye;Jf;fwJf;F miHg;g[ te;jpUf;F... mJf;F gpupg;ngu; gz;whd; *
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g[Jrh fpufg;gpuntrk; elj;jpd me;j tPl;Lf;fhu';f/ buhk;g tpj;jpahrkhd ilg; *

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

g[U#d; - bghz;lhl;of;F bgl;+k;/ ,Uf;fpw khjpup/ khkpahu; - kUkfSf;Fk; jdpna `igl; +k; tr;rpUf;fh';f...
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c';f `ngkpyp ngf;ut[z;ilg; gj;jpr; brhy;Y';f...

vdf;F `ngkpypna fpilahJ';f... ngf; f;ut[z;Lk; ,y;iy * `gpuz;l; f;ut[z;Lk; ,y;iy * thlif tPl;y ,Uf;nfd *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 14-1-2001
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