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,d;idf;F v';f fy;ahz ehs; mjdhy ,d;idf;F kl;Lk;jhd; ,e;j Vw;ghL *
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ehd; c';fTl ngrqk;D brhd;dJk; cs;s nghap vJf;Ff; Fg;igf;Tilia vLj;Jl;L tu;wP';f >

eP';fjhnd kdRy cs;sijbay;yhk; bfhl;lg; nghnwd;D brhd;dP';f.. .*
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g[tdh... vg;ghL gl;lhtJ clk;igf; Fiwr;rpL...

Vd; mj;jhd; >

vd; ez;gu;fs; vy;yhk; vd;ida ahidg; ghfd;D fpz;ly; gz;wh';f.. *
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g!;!%f;F bgz; oiutiu mg;ghapz;l; gz;zpaJ jg;ghg; nghr;rp *

Vd; >

fz;lf;lu; mof;fo tprpy; mof;fpwhnu *
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jiytu; vd;d xU khjpup rpupr;Rfpl;nl ,Uf;fhu; >

ve;jf; fl;rpnahl Tl;lzp itf;fyhk;D nahrpr;R Yhrhapl;lhu; *
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xz;qf;Fk; cjthj bghUl;fisf; Tl mLj;jt';f jiyapy; fl;o tpLtjpy; rhku;j;jparhyp v';f mg;gh *

mijj;jhd; cd;idf; fl;of;fpl;l kWehns bjup";Rf;fpl;nld;.
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c';f bghz;q kp!; Mapl;lhns... fpilr;rhsh >

kp!!; Mfp-fpilr;rh *
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jpULdh ,Jkhjpup tPl;Lnyjhd; jpUlqkh... Vd; >

kupahijah gPnuh rhtpiaf; bfhL-d;D nfl;nld;... clnd xU jl;Lny nj';fha;/ g{/ gHk; btj;jiy ghf;nfhl rhtpf; bfhj;ij tr;R buhk;g kupahijah bfhLj;jhU.. .*
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vd; fhjyu;fpl;l ehd; ghjp eP ghjpd;D brhd;ijj; jg;gh g[up";rpfpl;lhU *

Vd; - vd;dhr;R >

xU Rz;liy th';fp ghjp/ ghjpd;D brhy;whU *
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F-f;Fk; I-f;Fk; neha; te;jh ftiyna ,y;iy >

Vd; >

mjhd; G.H. gf;fj;jpnyna ,Uf;nf *
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gj;J gt[d;y bghz;q ntqk;D brhd;dij jufu; jg;gh g[up";Rfpl;lhU *

vg;go >

gj;J ld;yD epidr;Rf;fpl;L Fz;lhd bghz;zh ghu;j;Jl;lhU *
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me;j lhf;lu; rpdpkh igj;jpak; nghypUf;F *

vg;go >

Kfj;Jy fUk;g[s;spfs; ,Uf;FD brhd;dh/ fUg;g[jhd; vdf;Fg; gpor;r fyu;-D ghlwhU *
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nghyP!;fhuu; vGjpd fijia ek;k gj;jpupifapy; gpuRuk; gz;zpdJ jg;gh nghr;rp *

Vd; mg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

fijf;F rd;khdk; kl;Lk; ,y;yhk/ kh\Yk; ntqkhk; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 11-2-2001
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Vz;o cd; fy;ahzj;Jf;F vd;id Tg;gpliy >

!hup... kwe;Jl;nlz;o..

ngho... ,g;goj;jhd; xt;bthU fy;ahzj;Jf;Fk; brhy;nw *
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v';fpl;l brhy;yhk c';f giHa rl;ilia ntiyf;fhud; fpl;l Vd; bfhLj;jP';f >

mJf;F vd;d...>

eP';fjhd;D epidr;R mtd; KJFy X';fp mor;Rl;nld; *
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bel; n$hf; ( rpe;jpf;f )

Raeyk; fUjhJ khztu;fspd; Kd;ndw;wj;ij kl;Lnk yl;rpakhf; bfhz;L thGk; nguhrpupaUf;Ff; flt[s; xU gupR ju tpUk;gpdhu;.

xU Rgnahf Rgjpdj;jpy; mtu;Kd; njhd;wp/ mstw;w mwpt[/ Fiwtw;w bry;tk;.  mrj;Jk; mHF... ,jpy; vJ ntz;Lk;/ brhy;Y';fs; * vd;whu;.

mfkfpH;e;j nguhrpupau;/ mHF bry;tk; vy;yhtw;iwa[k;tpl vdf;F mwpnt njit... vd;whu;. mg;gona Mfl;Lk; * vd;W tuk; je;Jtpl;L khakhdhu; flt[s;.

nguhrpupaupd; Kfj;jpy; mwpt[f;fis jhz;ltkhoaJ. tp#akwpe;J mtiur; Rw;wpj; jpuz;l Tl;lk;/ mwpt[j; jpyfnk * VjhtJ tha; jpwe;J brhy;Y';fs;. Kjy; ntz;Lnfhs; vGg;gpaJ.

nguhrpupau; brhd;dhu;... Fiwtw;w bry;tnk njit vd;W ehd; brhy;ypapUf;f ntz;Lk;...
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ehd; jhd; brhd;ndnd... vd; bghz;q fy;ahzj;ij buhk;g rpf;fdkh gz;qntd;D

mJf;fhf... ml;rij nghl;l muprpiabay;yhk; bghWf;fp vLj;J kWgoa[k; ,d;bdhUj;ju;fpl;nl bfhLj;J nghlr; brhy;wJ ey;yhapy;iy *
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ehk buz;L ngUk; mLj;j thuk; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fg; nghw tp#aj;ij Rz;ly;fhud;fpl;nl brhd;dpah...>

Mkhk;... Vd; >

ghU ,g;g... Rz;ly; th';fpd ghf;fpbay;yhk; nfl;fpwhd;.. .*
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muz;kid rikay;fl;oy; ,Ue;j ,l;yp jl;L-fs; vy;yhnk jpUl;Lg; nghapLr;nr...>

jpUl;bly;yhk; xz;qk; nghfiy... jpOu;D nflak; #hu;l;nl$;D brhy;yp/ kfhuh$hjhd; vy;yhj;ija[k; nghUf;F vLj;Jl;Lg; nghapUf;fhu; *
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brj;Jg; nghd v';f ghl;o ga';fu o.tp. igj;jpak;.

ep$khth >

Mkhk; * jpdKk; vd; fdt[y Mtpah te;J ,d;dpf;F me;j bjhlu;ny vd;d Mr;Rd;D nfl;fpwh';fd;dh ghU...
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vd;dg;gh * njhiry ,t;tst[ bgupa fy; ,Uf;FJ >

ngg;gu; nuh!;l; `ngd; fhj;Jy gwe;Jlf;TlhJd;D brhy;yp/ eh';fjhd; rhu; !;bg#yh nghl;oUf;nfhk; *
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v';f khkpahnuhl mk;kh fhyj;Jnyu;e;J ,e;j Ff;fiu a{!; gz;nwhk; *

mg;g/ ,J Mtp te;j Ff;fu;D brhy;Y *
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vd; +Kf;F btspna ahuhtJ ,we;Jl;lh';fsh...> vd;d mGifr; rj;jk;...>

mJth... eP';f btapl;o'; Qhy;y btr;rpUf;fpw o.tp.y rPupaiyg; ghu;j;Jl;Lj;jhd; ng#z;l;!; xg;ghup btr;Rl;L ,Uf;fh';f *
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vd; fztu; Jhf;fj;Jy ngrwhU lhf;lu;...

,Jf;F eP';f vd; buhk;g tUj;jg;glwP';f...>

vd;id ntw ck; bfhl;of; nfl;fr; brhy;whU lhf;lu; *
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vd;dg;gh... KJFy vf;!;nu vLj;Jl;L tur; brhd;dh tapj;Jy vLj;Jl;L te;jpUf;nf...>

vf;!;nuiaj; jpUg;gpg; ghu;j;Jl;oUf;fP';f lhf;lu; *
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ehd; ntw gpy; vJf;Fk; gzk; bfhLf;f ntz;oaJ ,Uf;Fkh lhf;lu;...>

neh... neh... * Mgnu#Df;Fg; gzk; fl;odnjhl vy;yhnk Ko";rpl;lnj *
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lhf;lu;... vJf;Fk; jiyy !;nfd; vLj;Jg; ghu;j;JL';fnsd;...

xz;qkpy;yhj tp#aj;Jf;bfy;yhk; gag;glhjP';f *
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me;j Ms; gf;fj;J tPL Xl;ilbay;yhk; jpUo jd; tPl;Lf; Tiuf;F nghl;Ll;lhU *

mg;g/ fs;s Xl;L tPLd;D brhy;Y';f *
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jpdKk; fhiya[k; khiya[k; te;J nghyP!; !;nl#d;y ifbaGj;Jg; nghl;Ll;Lg; nghfqk;/ bjupa[jh...>

rup';fa;ah... mg;g[wk; tHf;fk; nghyj; jpUlg; nghfyh';fsh...>
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rikay; bra;tjpy; mDgtk; kpf;ftu;fs; tpz;zg;gpf;ft[k;-D xU tpsk;guk; btspaplf; bfhLj;jpUe;njd;...

Mkh... mJf;bfd;d >

brhy;y kwe;Jl;nld;... tpsk;guj;jpd;nky; kzkfd; njit-D nghl;LL';f *
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vd; fy;ahzj;Jf;F iyd; f;spauhapLr;R *

tPl;y rnfhjupf;Ff; fy;ahzk; epr;rakhapLr;rh...>

,y;ny... vd; fhjypf;Ff; fy;ahzk; epr;rakhapLr;R *
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eP';f jpUg;gjpf;F ele;J nghwJf;F ,';f te;J nyhd; nfl;fwP';fns/ Vd; >

eP';fjhnd fhy;eilf;F nyhd; jUtP';fd;D brhd;dP';f *
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eh';f g[Jrh Kjpnahu; ,y;yk; Muk;gpf;fg; nghfpnwhk;... c';fshy; VjhtJ juKoa[kh mk;kh...>

jhuhskh... vd;ndhl khkdhu;/ khkpahiuj; ju;nwd; *
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vd;d';f... ehY nghd; fhy; ngrpl;L xz;qf;F fhR ju;wP';f >

naht;... ehY fhy; xz;qjhnda;ah.. *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 11-2-2001
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fy;ahzj;Jf;Fg; gpwF c';f mk;kh Tl rz;il te;jh eP';f mk;kh gf;fk; ,Ug;gP';fsh...> vd; gf;fk; ,Ug;gP';fsh >

buhk;g ghJfhg;gh gf;fj;J bjU gf;fk; ,Ug;ngd; *
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vJf;F cd; koy gLf;f tpl khl;nl';fw...>

,J uhrpapy;yhj ,lk;... giHa fhjyu; jiytr;r kWehns mtUf;F fy;ahzk; epr;rakhapLr;R *
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vGj;jhsiuf; fhjypr;rJ ey;yjhg; nghr;R *

vg;go >

yt; yl;lUf;Fg; gjpy; vGj/ cs;nsna !;lhk;g; tr;R mDg;gwhu; *
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Rz;ly;fhuUf;F fld; Vwpf;fpl;nl nghFnjd;D ftiyg;glhjP';f * tujl;rizapny fHpr;Rf;fyhk; *

vg;go >

mtu;jhd; v';f mg;gh *
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ehd; yt; byl;lu; bfhLj;j me;jg; bgz; blypnghd; oghu;l;bkd;oy; ntiy ghf;fwhd;D epidf;fpnwd; *

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

l;iu M`g;lu; !k; ilk;-d;D brhd;dhns *
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vd;dJ... thyd;ild;nl-f;F cd; ghl;of;F yt; byl;lu; te;jpUf;fh... *

Mkh... Ik;gJ tU#j;Jf;F Kd;dhy v';f jhj;jh vGjpdJ/ nyl;lh te;jpUf;F.. .*
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fhjyu; jpdj;jd;dpf;F if nky gyd; fpilf;Fk; n$hrpau; brhd;dJ gypr;rpLr;R.. .*

mg;goah >

Mkhk;... vd; fhjyp buz;L gt[d; nkhjpuk; th';fpj; je;jpUf;fhns *
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fhjyu; jpdg; guprh eP th';fpj; je;j yt; ngu;l;i! cd; fhjyp Tz;Lnyu;e;J jpwe;Jtpl;lhd;D re;njh#khr; brhy;wpna.. .*

ehKk; Xog;nghfyhkhd;Dy;y rpk;ghypf;fh nfl;fwh.. .*
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beL";rhiyj; Jiw mikr;rUf;F fhjyu;fs; ghuhl;L tpHh elj;Jwh';fns Vd; >

Xog; nghwJf;F trjpah epiwa jhu;r;rhiy nghl;oUf;fhuhk; *
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c';fSf;F khrk; vt;tst[ rk;gsk; >

gjpid";rhapuk; rk;ghjpg;ngd;... mJ nghjhjh >

mJ vdf;F nghJk; * c';f bryt[f;F vd;d gz;qtP';f lhu;yp'; >
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gHfpdtu;fSf;fhf ek;k nknd$u; capiua[k; bfhLg;gh';fwJ vd; tp#aj;jpy; rupahg; nghr;R.. .*

vg;gor; brhy;w >

mtu; bfhLj;j capu; ,g;g vd; tapj;Jy tsUnj.. .*
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vd;dJ... me;j Ms; n$hoah ,Uf;Fw yt;tu;!;-i!-bay;yhk; ifbaLj;Jf; Fk;gplwhU >

mtu; fhjYf;F kupahij ju;whuhk;.. .*
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fhjyu; jpdj;jd;dpf;F rpdpkht[f;F tur;brhy;yp vd; fhjyu; Tg;gplwhu;O.. .*

Vd;... .mJy vd;d g;uhg;sk; >

xnu glj;ij/ xnu ehs;y \q jlit ghu;f;fqnk.. .*
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thug; gj;jpupify ntiy ghu;f;fw cd; fhjyp/ thyd;ild;!; nl-f;Fd;D !;bg#yh Vnjh gupR FLj;jhd;dpna/ vd;dJ >

,ytr mizg;g[.. .*
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vd;do rz;il... Kuld; fpl;nlu;e;J cd;id fhg;ghj;jwhuh >

CQ%k;... xU khr fld; ghf;fpia nfl;lhu; Rz;ly;fhuu; mjhd; *

ed;wp FKjk; 15-2-2001
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