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me;j g!; Xdu; kiwt[f;Fg; gpd;dhy; mtuJ brhj;jpny vd;d jfuhW >

kpdp g!;b!y;yhk; mtuJ rpd;d tPl;Lf;F vGjp itr;Rl;lhuhk;.
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Vk;g;gh ,g;go gpf;ghf;bfl; bjhHpy; gz;znw > VjhtJ xU yl;rpaj;ij btr;Rf;fpl;L ciHf;f ntz;oaJjhnd >

vd;d';ifah ,g;gof; nfl;fwP';f > xU ehisf;Ff; Fiw";rJ m";R gu;irahtJ mof;fqk;';fwJjhnd vd;ndhl yl;rpank *
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nfhtk; te;jh vd;t{l;Lf;fhuiu fz;lgo jpl;oLntd;.

nr * nr * ehd; mg;go vy;yhk; fPH;j; jukh ele;Jf;f khl;nld;. jhkiuf;fdp ghzpapny Rk;kh nknyhl mg;go jl;of; FLg;ngd; mt;tst[jhd;.
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Jhf;fj;Jy elf;fpw tpahjpf;F kUe;J/ bfhLj;njd;. ,g;g njtiyah...>

njtiy lhf;lu; Kd;bgy;yhk; ntfntfkh ele;J fpl;oUe;j ehd; ,g;g bks;skh elf;fpnwd;.. .*
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g!;ny bgupat';f epf;fpwijg; ghu;j;jh vd;dhny jh';f KoahJ.

clnd vGe;J ,lk; bfhLj;JLtpah >

fz;z ,Wf \of;fpl;L Jh';Fw khjpup ghtid gz;zpLntd;.
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c';fis tr;R glk; vLj;jJny vd;ndhl brhj;Jy ghjp mHp";R nghr;R rhu;...

ftiyg; glhjP';f. c';fSf;F ,d;bdhU glj;jf;F ehd; fhy;#Pl; ju;nwd; *
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c';f mg;ghnthl epjp tu;w md;idf;bfy;yhk; c';f mk;kh Vd; nftpf;nftp mHwh';f >

mt[';fSf;F gae;J ele;J/ kupahij bfhLj;jpl;oUe;j xnu Mrhkp nghapl;lhnu';fpw tUj;jk;jhd; *
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vd;d';f.. .* MgP!; nyu;e;J jpdKk; fyfyg;gh tu;w eP';f ,d;idf;F buhk;g thl;lkh tu;wP';fns/ rk;jp'; epiwa tuiyah...>

rk;jp'; th';fp khl;of;fpl;nld; ruR.. .*

ed;wp F';Fkk; 29-12-2000
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th';fpa flidj; jukhl;nld;D ntqk;dh brhy;Y... mJf;fhf mbkupf;f mjpgu; nju;jy; Kot[ te;jg;g[wk; ju;nwd;D brhy;wJ bfh";r';Tl ey;yh ,y;iy... *
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fjhrpupaiu capy; vGjr; brhd;dJ jg;ghapLr;rh >

nkw;fz;l bgau;fs; aht[k; fw;gidna * ahiua[k; Fwpg;gpLtd my;y-D filrpapny vGjp Kor;rpl;lhU *
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bgz; ghu;f;f thry; tiu te;Jl;L jpOu;D jpUk;gpg; nghwP';fns... Vd; >

cs;ns ogd; thrnk tuypna *
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khg;gps;is murpay;y ,Uf;fyhk; mJf;fhf ,g;goah >

vd;dthk; >

bgz; ghu;f;f te;j ,lj;Jy bgz; thahy thH;f nfh#k; nghlr; brhy;whu; *
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tPl;Ly cs; ntiybay;yhk; vd; kidtp ghu;j;Jg;gh... btsp ntiybay;yhk; ehd; ghu;j;Jg;ngd;.. .*

mJf;Fd;D jpdKk; eP';f tPl;L thry;y nfhyk; nghlwJ ey;yhapy;iy *
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eP Vd; gl;lg;gfy;y jpUond >

vdf;F khiyf;fz; tpahjp/ iel;Ly btspapy nghff;TlhJd;D lhf;lu; brhy;ypapUf;fhU.. *
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jpUld;/ nej;J uhj;jpup c';f tPl;y jpULk;nghJ eP';f KHpr;rpf;fpl;L ,Ue;jjh brhy;wP';f... mg;god;dh Vd; rj;jk; nghly >

rj;jk; nghl;lh ehk khl;of;Fnthk;D ntiyf;fhup vd; thag; bghj;jpl;lha;ah *
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c';f kfidf; fz;or;R it';f...

vd;d br";rhd; >

xl;Lz;zp/ rhUz;zp gw;wp vGjr; brhd;dh jpt;ah cz;zpiag; gw;wp vGjwhd; *
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nla;/ ehd; jpUld;... kupahijah vL gu;i! *

nla;/ ehd; nghyP!;fhud;... kupahijah vL kh\iy *
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lhf;lu; nkhrkh... vg;go >

ng#z;l;ilg; ghu;j;J/ eP';f vg;go ,Uf;fP';fd;D nfl;fwhnu >

,jpbyd;d jg;g[ >

Mr;rupakhff; nfl;fwhnu *
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mtd; igdhd;!panuhl igad;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

Xlhky; xU ehSk; ,Uf;f ntz;lhk;D gof;fwhnd *
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nej;J c';f kidtpf;Fg; gag;glypah... Vd; >

mt mk;kh tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapUe;jh *
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mtu; ,d;!;ld;l; rhkpahuh ,Ug;ghu;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

Mrpukj;Jf;Fg; gf;fj;jpnyna FHe;ijfs; fhg;gfk; xz;q Muk;gpr;rpUf;fhnu*
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,g;gbty;yhk; MgPRy Jh';fkhl;nl';fwP';fns... Vd; >

eP';f Jh';fwjhyjhd; MgPRy c';fSf;F y";rk; fpilf;f khl;nl';FJd;D bghz;lhl;o rukhupah jpl;Lwh *
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nej;J MgP!pypUe;J tPl;Lf;Fg; nghFk;nghJ gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapl;nld; *

mg;g[wk; >

fisg;gh te;jpUg;gP';f... fhgpnahl tnud;-D Fuy; nfl;lJ. rup/ ek;k tPL ,y;iyd;D g[up";Rfpl;nld;...
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vd;d * ,g;bgy;yhk; khnd$u; cd;idg; ghu;j;J ,spf;fwjpy;iy...>

eP';f rpupf;Fk;nghJ v';f jhj;jh khjpup ,Uf;fP';fd;D brhd;ndd; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 24-12-2000
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vbyf;#d;y b$apf;fiyd;dh xU gf;f kPiria vLj;Jf;fnwd;D jiytu; brhy;whnu... b$apr;Rl;lhu;dh >

$d';fis bkhl;il mor;RLthu; *
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vd;dJ... jiytu; fpd;d!; buf;fhu;L gz;zpl;lhuh * vg;go >

$hjpf; fl;rp Tl;lzp jiytu;';f bgaiu kl;Lk; Kg;gJ kzpneuk; tplhk brhd;dhu;dh ghj;Jf;nfh *
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jiytu; nfhgkh ,Uf;fhnu/ vd;dhr;R >

jd;khdj;njhL thH;tnj v';fs; Fwpf;nfhs;-D jiytu; brhd;dij/ rd;khdj;njhL thH;tnj v';fs; Fwpf;nfhs;-D gpuRuk; bra;Jl;lh';fshk; *
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jiytUf;F/ vJvJf;Fj;jhd; n$hrpak; ghu;f;FwJd;D tpt!;ij ,y;yhkg; nghr;R...

vd;dhr;R >

tUfpw nju;jypy; jdf;F vj;jid fs;s xl;L tpGk;d;D nfl;Fwhnu *
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u#;af;fhuu;fs; ek; ehl;il Mz;lnghJ-d;D jiytu; jg;gh csu;whnu >

new;iwa kPl;o';Fy g[jpa tuyhW gilg;nghk;-D mtu; ngrpdjhy te;j tpist[ *
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v';f jiytiu fk;gp vz;z itf;f koahJ Vd; >

v';f jiytUf;Fj; jhd; gof;fnt bjupahnj *
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c';f jiytUf;F va;l;!; te;jJf;F eP Vd; gag;gLw >

mtU bfhs;if gug;g[ brayhsuh ntw ,Uf;fpwhnu *

ed;wp FKjk; 28-12-2000
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nrtu;fSf;F vy;yhk; rupahf Cjpak; bfhLf;fpwPu;fsh mikr;rnu..> ahu';nf vd;W Fuy; bfhLj;jhy;/ ahUkpy;iy vd;W gjpy; Fuy; tUfpwJ *
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mtu; buhk;g rpf;fd ngu;tHpD vg;gor; brhy;w >

cl;fhuf;Tl ehw;fhypf;Fg; gjpy; Kf;fhypjhd; a{!; gz;qthu; >
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kiHf;F nghlw #% ,Uf;fh...

,y;iy';f... kD#';fSf;Fg; nghlw #%jhd; ,Uf;F *
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cd;ndhl g[lit fr';fpapUf;nf...>

f";rpf;Ff;Tl tHpapy;yhk ,Uf;nfd; *
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kupahijah gPnuh rhtpiaf; bfhL...

,ijnajhk;g;gh ehd; fy;ahzk; MdJnyu;e;J vd; tPl;Lf;fhupfpl;nl nfl;Lf;fpl;oUf;nfd;...
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kht[ kpy; elj;Jwpna... gp!pd!; vg;go ,Uf;F >

btup ie!; *
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ehDk; gpujPg;g[k; xg;gdp'; ngl;!;nkd;... rpahKk; r';fUk; xg;gdp'; bgsyu;!;... mUqk; FkhUk; mk;gau;!;.. .

khl;r; gpf;!u; ahU...>
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me;j jk;gjpf;F tpthfuj;J th';fpj; ju;wJny jiytu; Kk;Kukh ,Uf;fhnu... Vd; >

mt';fSf;Ff; fy;ahzk; elj;jp btr;rJ vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytuhk; *
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mbjd;d tp.$.gp. rhg;ghL >

rhg;ghl;Ly ,Uf;fw fw;fis vy;yhk; eh';fns te;J bghWf;fp vLj;JtpLnthk; .*
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vd;ndhl <-bkapy; ml;ui!j; bjup";Rf;fpl;L vtndh mrp';fkh bkn!$; mDg;gpUf;fhd;o *

mg;ngh mij A-bkapy;D brhy;Y *
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mJ vd;d lhf;lu;... fz; Mgnu#d; gpy;Yy l;a{#d; `gP!;D brhy;yp EhW +gha; nghl;oUf;fP';f...>

Kjy;y bl!;l;Lf;F tUk;nghJ c';fSf;F A, B, C, D nghu;L fhz;gpr;R gof;f brhy;ypf; bfhLj;njnd... 
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ahUg;gh eP... cs;ns ouhau;y btr;rpUe;j vf;!;nu `gpypik vLj;Jl;Lg; nghnw...>

lhf;lu;jhd; vd;id ,e;j fpspdpf;y ngha; vf;!;nu vLj;Jl;L tur; brhd;dhU...
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Mgnu#Df;F mg;g[wk; vd; tapj;J cs;nsUe;J Vnjh rj;jk; tUJ lhf;lu;.

mg;g vd; bry;nghid cs;nsjhd; btr;Rl;ldh...>
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lhf;lu;... Mgnu#d; gz;wJf;F Kd;dhy vd; bghz;qf;F Vd; kaf;fkUe;J bfhLf;fiy >

c';f bghz;iz ehd; kaf;fpl;ljh ahUk; brhy;yplf;TlhJ ghU';f *
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lhf;lu;... c';fisf; ifuhrp ,y;yhjtu;D btspy ngrpf;fpwh';fns... cz;ikah...>

Vd; nfl;fwP';f >

vd; khkpahiu c';ffpl;nl ml;kpl; gz;zyhk;D ,Uf;nfd; *
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me;j fz; lhf;lu;fpl;nl kl;Lk; Vd; epiwa ngu; Mgnu#d; gz;zpf;fpwh';f...>

Mgnu#d; Ko";R ng#z;nlhl fz; fl;ilg; gpupf;fpwtiuf;Fk; jpdk; o.tp. rPupanyhl fijia lhf;lu; brhy;thuhk; *
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me;jg; bghz;q lhd;!; MlwJnghJ Kj;jpiufs; vy;yhk; vt;tst[ mw;g[jkh ,Uf;F ghU';f *

gpd;nd... jghy;fhuu; bghz;zhr;nr *
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vJf;F tpj;thd; ghLk;nghJ mst[f;F mjpfkh thiaj; jpwf;fpwhu; >

mJth.. > g[Jrh j';fg;gy; fl;oapUf;fhuhk;... mijf; fhz;gpf;fj;jhd;... *
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me;j $yju';f tpj;thd; ,g;g thrpf;fpwnj ,y;iyna... Vd;...>

mJth... mtUf;Fj; jz;zPu;y fz;lkhk; *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 24-12-2000
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