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Typ ntiy br";rJf;fh b$apy;y nghl;lh';f >

btspehl;Lj; jPtputhjpfSf;Ff; iff;Typah ,Ue;njd; *
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eoifiaf; fw;gHpj;j Fw;wj;jpw;fhf cdf;F 5 tU#k; jz;lid *

a[tu; Mdu;... bra;ahj Fw;wj;jpw;F vJf;Fj; jz;lid ju;wP';f >

mg;ngh eP fw;gHpf;fiy >

mt';fSf;F VJ';f fw;g[ >
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lhf;lu;... vd; fhjypnahl vf;!;nu upg;nghu;l; ntqk; *

vJf;F >

Kfk; ghu;j;J tu;w fhjiy tpl mfk; ghu;j;J tu;w fhjy;jhd; cWjpahdJd;D brhy;th';f * mjhd; cz;ikiaj; bjup";rpf;fyhk;D.. .*
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vd;d rhu; > jpOu;D vd; rk;gsj;Jy 200 +gh Fiwr;Rl;O';f >

mLj;j khrj;Jy ,Ue;J ,d;f;uPbkz;l; ntqk;D nfl;O';fns > mjhd; ,e;j khrk; Fiwr;Rl;nlhk; *
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fly;y jj;jspr;Rl;L ,Uf;fwg;g/ bQypfhg;lu; \ykh Vzp tPRdh';fns... eP';f Vd; Vwiy >

vdf;F B.P ,Uf;fwjhy khog;go Vwf;TlhJD lhf;lu; brhy;yp ,Uf;fhU *
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lhf;lu;... v';fg;ght[f;F eP';f bfhLj;j kUe;J nfl;fiy *

Vd; >

mtU jkpH; thj;jpahu;/ ,';fpyP#; kUe;J vg;gor; nrUk; >
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`igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Kjyhsp RnjrpathjpD vg;gor; brhy;nw >

btspehl;Lf;F vy;yhk; Xlkhl;nld;D rj;jpak; gz;whnu *
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me;j eoif Vd; ftu;r;rp fhl;lkhl;nld;D mlk;gpof;fpwh';f >

mjhd; brhd;ndnd... mt';f \o-ilg;D *
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Ia;ah * rhg;ghl;ilf; fz;zhy ghu;j;J ehY ehs; Mr;R';f.. .*

xU m";R epkp#k; ,U... ,g;g ehd; rhg;gplg; nghnwd;... ghu;j;Jl;Lg; ngha;L *
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mtUf;F kwjp mjpfkhapLr;RD vg;gor; brhy;nw >

fjtpy; rhtpia khl;ol;L g{l;il vLj;Jl;Lg; nghwhnu *
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Typ ntiy br";Rf;fpl;oUe;jpna > ,g;ngh VjhtJ Kd;ndw;wk; bjupa[jh >

,g;ngh Typg;gilapy; nru;e;Jl;nld; *
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,e;j thuk; vd;fpl;l nfhtpr;Rl;L/ gpwe;j tPl;Lf;Fg; nghapl;L thnad; *

vd;d';f brhy;wP';f >

g[Jrh eif njo tUk;/ tha;g;g[ tUk;-D uhrp gyd;y nghl;Uf;F *
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jiytu; ufrpakh fhl;Lf;Fs;s nghapUf;fhuhnk... vJf;F >

tPug;gd;fpl;l ngrp jd; nky cs;s CHy; tHf;Ffis thg!; th';f Kaw;rp gz;zg; nghwhuhk; *
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tPl;oy; kidtp jhlh rl;lk; nghl;Ll;lhsh... vd;d brhy;nw >

rk;gsj;ij mg;gona jhlh-';fwh *
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uh$;Fkhu; tpLjiyahdjpy; ahUf;F e#;lk; >

n$hf; vGj;jhsu;fSf;Fj;jhd; *
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xU gpzk; elg;gij vd; fz;zhy ghu;j;njd; *

ahuhtJ eilg; gpzkhf ,Uf;Fk; *
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ahu; tPl;Lf;F te;jhYk; vd; kidtp fhgp bfhLg;gh *

mg;goah >

mg;gj;jhnd mLj;J mt';f v';f tPl;Lg; gf;fnk tukhl;lh';f.. .*

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 17-12-2000
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jz;zPu; f#;lj;jhy ghl;Lg; ghlwij tpl;Ll;nld;D brhy;wP';fns/ Vd; >

ehd; ghj;+k; !p';fu; rhu;. jz;zPu; ,y;yhl;o vg;gog; ghlwJ brhy;Y';f...>
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c';fSf;F ve;j khjpup NHy;y ghl;Lg; ghlqk;D njhqk;...>

k;... jdpah ,Uf;Fk;nghJ ghlj;njhqk; *

mjhtJ eP';f rght[y fr;nrup gz;qk;nghJd;D brhy;Y';f.. .*
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vd;d Mr;rupak; ,J... tpj;thd;Tl nghyp tpj;thd; cz;lh...>

Mkhk;... vLj;jJnk Kjy; ghl;lh k';fsk; ghodhu;dh ghu;j;Jf;f';fnsd; *
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ve;j tpj;thDk; ,g;gobahU Myhgid gz;zp ehd; ghu;j;jnj ,y;iy *

Vd; >

tpsk;gu ,ilntisf;Fg; gpwF Myhgid bjhlUk;D mwptpr;rh';f *
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Moad;!;y cl;fhu;e;jgona xUj;ju; ghlwhnu/ ahu; mtu; >

mtu;jhd; ek;k ghftju;. fr;nrupf;F ahUnk tuypna';fw Jf;fj;Jy m';nfna cl;fhu;e;J ghof;fpl;oUf;fhu;.. .*
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buhk;g ntfkh irf;nshd; mor;rh mJf;F vd;d rhu; ngU >

nkhl;lu;- irf;nshd; *
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vd;d rhu;... glk; ghu;f;fg; ngha;l;L/ clnd btspna te;Jl;O';f.. .*

cs;shw jdpah cf;fhe;J glk; ghu;f;f buhk;gg; gakh ,Uf;F';f ..*
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ed;wp-D brhy;yp/ gj;J ngu; bgaiug; nghlwh';fns... ahU ,t';fy;yhk;; >

Kjy; ehs; ,e;jg; glj;ijg; ghu;j;jt';fshk; *
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vd;dJ... glk; ghu;f;f nyhd; ju;wh';fsh...>

Mkh glj;ijg; ghu;j;Jl;L/ of;bfl; fhir mLj;j khrk; bfhLj;jh nghJkhk; *
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vg;go ,e;j jpnal;lUf;F kl;Lk; ,t;nsh Tl;lk; tUJ...>

,d;lu;bty;y/ vy;nyhUf;Fk; ,ytrkh I!;f;uPk;/ rnkhrh vy;yhk; ju;wh';fshk;*
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glk; Qt[!;`g[y;yh Xlqk;dh xnu xU tHpjhd; ,Uf;F.

vd;dJ >

jpnal;lu;y ,UgJ !Pl;Lf;F nky ,Uf;ff;TlhJ *
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vd;dJ... `gu;!;l; fpsh!; of;bfl; ,UgJ +ghah.. *

ehY of;bfl; ntqk;. ghu;j;Jr; brhy;ypf; bfhL';f *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 17-12-2000
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ehd; brhy;wijf; nfl;L eP';f mjpu;r;rp milahky; ,Uf;fqk;...

Inah * khkpahu; gpiHr;rpl;lh';fsh lhf;lu;...>
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ehd; g[JR. ,e;j MgP!;y O-ilk;/ y";r; ilk; vg;nghJ >

ilg;gp!;l; uhjh $p.vk;. +Kf;Fs; nghdhy; O-ilk;. !;blndh fPjh $p.vk;. +Kf;Fs; nghdhy; y";r; ilk; *
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a[tu; Mdu; * khj;jp khj;jp nfs;tpnfl;L vjpu;f;fl;rp tf;fPy; vd;idf; FHg;gwhu;...

mg;goah >

Mkh. vd; tf;fPy; brhy;ypf; bfhLj;j tupirf;fpukg;go nfl;fr; brhy;Y';f. mg;goj;jhd; ehd; kdg;ghlk; gz;zp ,Uf;nfd;.
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o.tp-y g;nuhf;uhk; Xof;fpl;L ,Uf;Fk;nghnj v';f tPl;L o.tp. jpUL nghapLr;R.

vd;d g;nuhf;uhk; Xof;fpl;L ,Ue;jJ...>

fhztpy;iy mwptpg;g[ epfH;r;rp...
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ahiug; ghu;j;jhYk; clnd kwe;J nghapLJ lhf;lu;.

ehd; ,Jf;F Kd;dho c';fis v';nfnah ghu;j;jpUf;nfnd >

ehd;jhd; c';f fk;gt[z;lu; lhf;lu;...
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,e;j Mgnu#dpy; ehd; gpiHr;Rf;fpl;lhy; c';fis bja;tkh tz';Fntd; lhf;lu; *

eP';f gpiHf;fnyd;dh ehd; c';fis bja;tkh tz';fpl;Lg; nghnwd; *
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cl;fhu Koahj jiu vJ >

g[spnahjiu
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xUj;jd; thry; goapnyna cl;fhu;e;J guPl;ir vGjwhd; Vd; >

Entrance Exam.
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vypf;F Vd; thY ,Uf;F >

brj;jh Jhf;fp nghlqnk *
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vy;.I.rp. khoapypUe;J xUj;jd; fPnH tpGe;jpl;lhd;. Mdh xU rpd;d mo Tl gly vg;go>

gl;lJ vy;yhk; bgupa mo
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g!; nghfhj +l; vJ >

gPl;+l;
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lhf;lUf;F gpoj;j bto vJ >

Crp bto
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rikf;f Koahj khd; vJ >

me;j khd;.
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cz;z Koahj gd; vJ >

upg;gd;
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"hapw;Wf; fpHik fspy; fpilf;fhj ghy; vJ >

jghy;
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Xa;btLf;Fk; rpfuk; vJ bjupa[kh >

vtbu!;l;
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bgz;fSf;F gpoj;j fhuk; >

my';fhuk;
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mupr;re;jpuDf;F gpoj;j gp!;fl; vJ bjupa[kh >

l;+ gp!;fl;
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naRt[f;F gpoj;j gp!;fl; vJ bjupa[kh >

nkup gp!;fl;
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naht; uhg;gpr;ir cd; igaid vJf;F ,';fpyP#; kPoak; !;Ty;y nru;j;nj >

mtdhtJ `ghupd;y ngha; gpr;ir vLf;fl;Lk;D jhd;.
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vJf;F';f * ek;g igaidg; nghl;L ,g;go mof;fpwP';f...>

gpd;d vd;d * fe;ijahdYk; frf;fpf; fl;Ld;D gof;fpwhd;. mg;g[wk; ek;g gpiHg;g[ vd;d MfwJ...
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kUkf gpur;rpidjhd; vd; mLj;j glj;njhl jPk;.

Vd; mg;go >

,g;gbty;yhk; urpfu;fs; mojo glj;ijj;jhnd tpUk;gwh';f >
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rhu; * vd; fztu; buz;lhtJ fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fg; nghwhU. eP';fjhd; mij vg;goahtJ te;J jLf;fqk;...

,g;g vd;dhy KoahJ. vd;ndhl ehyhtJ rk;rhuj;Jf;F gpurtk;. mtrukh ngha;f;fpl;L ,Uf;nfd;.
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xU +gha;/ 2 +gha; fs;s nehl;L vJf;F mor;nr >

rpy;yiwj; jl;Lg;ghl;Ly epiwag; ngu; f#;lg;glwijg; ghu;j;J kdRf;F f#;lkh ,Ue;JJ';f. mjhd; *
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Od; V$; bghz;qd;dhny ftiy fpilahJ.

vg;go >

gps!;-2 gh!; Mdh fhny$;/ `bga;y; Mdh nknu$;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 22-12-2000
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r';fPj rgh brayhsu; ek;k fl;rp mYtyfj;Jf;F te;jpUf;fhnu... Vd; >

fr;nrupf;F $hy;uh thrpf;fpw Ms; tuiyahk; * ek;k fl;rpapnyu;e;J xUj;jiu nfl;fpwhU *
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brl;Lf;fhf vt;tst[ ntqk;dhYk; bryt[ bra;aj; jahu;d;D brhd;dJ jg;ghg; nghr;rh... Vd; >

QPnuh g[Jrh j';fj;jpy; gy;brl; th';fpf;fpl;L gpy;-iy ekf;F mDg;gpl;lhU *
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vJf;F MgPRy bfh";rk; ngiu tw;g[Wj;jp Jh';f itf;fpwh';f >

mt';fSf;F fl;lha xa;tspf;fpwh';fshk; *
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me;j MS g";rhaj;J jiytuh... buhk;g Fs;skh ,Uf;fhnu *

fl;il- g";rhaj;J gz;wtU';f *
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nfhO!;tud; ghu;j;jjpnyu;e;J ek;k thj;jpahUk; Rygkhd nfs;tpahj;jhd; nfl;fpwhU *

mg;goah >

Mkh... vl;Lf;fhy; g{r;rpf;F vj;jidf; fhy; >-d;D brhy;yqkhk; *
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fhjypd;D epidr;R ahnuh xUj;jpnahl Jg;gl;lht g[or;Rl;nld;.

vd;dhr;R >

Jg;gpl;lh *
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mtru mtrukh ,';fpyP#; fj;Jf;fpwpna... Vd; >

jkpH;g; glj;Jny ghl;L vGj tha;g;g[ fpilr;rpUf;nf *
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naht; vJf;Fa;ah ,t;tst[ yhl;lupr; rPl;Lfis th';fpl;L te;jpUf;nf.. .*

eP';fjhnd jiytnu vy;yh khepyKk; c';f iff;F tuqk;D brhd;dP';f.
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me;j Mtpf;F vy;yh MtpfSk;  thH;j;J brhy;Ynj...

,d;dpf;F mJf;F ,we;j ehshk; *
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bfhiya[k; bra;ths; gj;jpdpd;D fy;ahzj;Jf;F mg;g[wk; fz;L gpor;rpah vg;go >

vd; kidtp rikay; gz;z Muk;gpr;rjpypUe;J...

ed;wp FKjk; 21-12-2000
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