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me;j iluf;lu; ,Jf;F Kd;dhy g!; fz;lf;luh ,Ue;jpUg;ghu; nghyUf;F >

vg;go brhy;nw >

fl;/ fl;D brhy;yhk !;lhg;/ !;lhg;-';fwhnu *
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me;j buso vd;id mor;Rl;lhd; rhu; *

gpor;R b$apy;y nghl ntz;oaJjhnd >

mtd; vd;id mor;rnj b$apy;yjhd; rhu; *
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,t;tst[ !;tPl;lh ngRwhnu... ahUo mtu; >

mtu;jhd; vd;ndhl rPdp-au; khnd$u; *
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fl;rpf;fhfj; jpdk; ,Ugj;J ehd;F kzp neuk; ciHf;fpnwd; bjupa[kh >

ntz;lhk; jiytnu... nygu; MgPrpypUe;J vjhtJ gpur;rpid tug; nghfpwJ *
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ru;jhu; ty;ygha; gl;nly; jz;zPu; gf;fnk nghfkhl;lhu;. Vd; >

Vd; >

mtu;jhd; ,Uk;g[ kdpjuhr;nr. jz;zPu;fpl;l nghdhy; JUg;gpor;rpLthUy;y *
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nej;jpf;F vJtiuf;Fk; ghlk; elj;jpndd; > vd;W Or;ru; nfl;lJf;Fg; igad; vd;d gjpy; brhd;dhd; bjupa[kh >

vd;d brhd;dhd; >

bgy; mof;fpw tiuf;Fk; *
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\f;Fy Vd; rsp gpof;FJ >

Vd; >

\f;Ff;F nky I!; ,Uf;F *
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ehd;F bgz;fs; if fhl;oa cld; g!; epd;W tpLfpwJ. Vd; >

Vd; >

mjdhy cl;fhu KoahJ *
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yl;rpak; epiwntwpl;lh murpay;nyu;e;J tpyfpLntd;D jiytu; brhy;whnu... vd;d yl;rpak; >

Fnuhu;gjp-apy nfho +gha; th';FwJjhdhk; *
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ehd; xUj;jd; ,y;nyd;dh ,e;jf; fl;rp mLj;j epkp#nk ,y;yhkg; nghapLk;-d;D ngrpl;Lg; nghwhnu... mtu; vd;d mt;tst[ bgupa Msh >

ml eP';f ntw... mtu; bjhl';fpd fl;rpapy; mtu; kl;Le;jhd; ,Uf;fhu;. mijj;jhd; mg;gor; brhy;ypl;Lg; nghwhu; *
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vd;d ,J... vd;id tuntw;f xU bjhz;lu;Tl tuiyah >

jiytiu tuntw;f !;nl#Df;F th';fd;D bkhl;ilah brhd;dJ jg;gh nghr;R * vy;nyhUk; nghyP!; !;nl#Df;Fg; ngha;l;lh';f nghy ,Uf;F *
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mtU fhJ lhf;lu; rhu;... mtu;fpl;nl ngha; Vd; c';f fz; g;uhg;sj;ijr; brhy;wP';f >

fz;zho nghl;lh vd;ndhl fhJy rupah epw;fkhl;nl';FJ... mjhd; *
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tpz;btspapy; tPL fl;of; Fonaw tp";"hdpfs; Kaw;rp *

-bra;jp.
mt bgupa ,lj;J khg;gps;is ghu;j;jpUf;fpwjh myl;of;fpwhns... vg;go >

khg;gps;is tpz;btspapy FoapUf;fpwtuhk; *
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cd;idg; nghyP!; buz;L tU#kh njof;fpl;oUf;nf... v';nf jiykiwthapUe;nj >

tpz;btspapy xU tPl;y gJ';fpapUe;njd; *
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vd;da;ah... thliff;F tPL nfl;lh/ tpiyf;F tPL brhy;nw >

ehd; brhy;w tPL tpz;btspapy ,Uf;F rhu;.. .*
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xU tU#kh Vz;o nghd; gz;ziy >

vd; fztUf;F tpz;btspf;F khw;wyhdjhy m';nfna Fonawpl;nlhk; *
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cd; mk;khitf; Fzg;gLj;j ga';fu brythapLr;rh... Vd; >

lhf;liu tpz;btspapyapUe;Jy;y tutiHr;nrhk; *
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me;j murpay;thjpia Vd; ifJ gz;wh';f >

tpz;btspapy mDkjpapy;yhk epiwa g';fsh fl;ol;lhuhk; *
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brf;!; bjhHpyhspfs; nfhupf;if bjhlu;gh murh';fk; btspapl;l mwpf;ifahy; Vnjh bgupa gpur;rpidahapLr;rhnk >

Mkh * gyfl;lg; ngr;R thu;j;ij \yk; jPu;t[ fhzg;gLk;D brhd;dJ gj;jpupifapy; gyfl;oy; ngr;R thu;j;ij \yk; jPu;t[ fhzg;gLk;D mr;rhapLr;rhk; *
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Vd; c';f jhj;jh lhf;lu;fpl;l nghwhU >

mtu; fdt[y n$hjpfh/ njtahdpbay;yhk; tuhk/ njitapy;yhk fky;/ u$pdpbay;yhk; tu;wh';fshk; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 26-11-2000
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nghyp lhf;luh.. .* me;j Ms; nghyp lhf;lu;D vg;go brhy;wP';f...>

gpd;d * vd; clk;gpy g;ut[d; Rfu; ,Uf;Fd;D brhy;whnu...
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vd;ndhl nrhg;ig vJf;F eha;f;Fg; nghl;L Fspg;ghl;nw >

c';fSf;F vd;d bjhw;W nehah ,Uf;F... eha;f;Fg; gutpLk;';fpw khjpupy;y gag;glwP';f >
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Kjyput[y vg;go elf;fqk;D c';fk;kh brhy;ypf; bfhLj;jh';fsh >

mj;jhd; eilg;gapw;rp vJf;F. gLj;Jf;fj;jhnd nghnwhk; >
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,';nf !;blndh ntiyf;F mg;spnf#d; nghl;l vj;jidnah ngu;y cd;id kl;Lk; ehd; bryf;l; gz;zpa fhuzk; vd;d bjupa[kh >

brhy;Y';f oau;.
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,e;jhS mg;gh mk;kh nky capiuna tr;rpUf;fhU.

,e;jf; fhyj;Jy ,g;go xUj;ju; ,Uf;fhuh >

Mkh... bghz;lhl;o ,tu nghl;L mof;Fk;nghJ mg;gh. mk;khd;Djhd; fj;JthU.
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nghd jlit brd;!!; vLf;f ehd; te;jnghJ taJ 20-d;D brhd;dP';f.  ,g;g 16-';FwP';fns *

Kd;nd ehd; vf;!;l;uh eoif. ,g;g fjhehafpahr;nr *
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me;j xU tp#aj;ij jtpu ntw vJ ntqk;dhYk; brhy;Y';f/ bra;anwd;.

ngr;R khwkhl;ona lhu;yp'; >

fz;og;gh khwkhl;nld;.. . nfS';f.. .

xU 100 +gha; ifkhj;J ntqk; oau; >

me;j xU tp#ak;D ehd; brhd;dJ ,ijj;jhd; unk#; *
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gzk; te;jh Tlnt f#;lKk; te;JLk;.

ehd; tujl;rid th';fp/ cd;idf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf; fpl;lijj;jhnd brhy;nw *
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c';f mg;ght[f;F Mgnu#d; gz;zg; nghnwd;. c';fSf;F VjhtJ re;njfk; ,Ue;jh nfS';f...

ghoia vg;g lhf;lu; bfhLg;gP';f.. .
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Xl;ly; Kjyhspf;F Vz;o n$hf; vGjp mDg;gnw >

ngg;gu; nuh!;l;oy; vd; n$hf;F-fis nghLthuh vd;w eg;ghirapy; jhd;.
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FUnt * bgz;zhir mwnt xHpa ntz;Lk;.

gpwF vjw;F ,e;j Mrpukk; te;jha; rp#;ah >
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gl;lg;gfy;y Vd; jpULnd >

bjhHpy;-D te;jJf;fg;g[wk; uhj;jpup/ gfy;-D ghu;f;f Koa[kh v$khd; > ek;k ru;tP!; 24 kzp neuKk; ,Uf;Fk;.
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ru;tu;/ fhgpy vWk;g[ ,Uf;F.

mt;tst[jhnd. vd;dnth cLk;g[ ,Uf;fpw khjpup gju;wP';fns >

ed;wp F';Fkk; 1-12-2000
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me;j lhf;lu; vd;d... nj';fha; tpahghupnahl kfdh ..>

Vd; nfl;fwP';f.. .>

tpahjp Kj;jpg;nghr;rhd;D ghu;f;fwJf;F ng#z;l;ilj; Jhf;fpf; FYf;fp jl;og; ghu;f;fwhnu.. .*
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,e;j Mgnu#d; rf;!!; Mfiydh tUj;jg;gLk; Kjy; Ms; ehd;jhd;...

Vd; lhf;lu;.. .>

gpd;nd... eP';f ,Uf;fkhl;O';fns... ehd; kl;Lk;jhnd tUj;jg;gl;L Mfqk; *
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vd;d lhf;lu; .. fhJy Mgnu#d; gz;zr; brhd;dh fz;y gz;zpl;O';f.. .>

bjupahk gz;zpl;nld;...

mijnajhd; lhf;lu; ehDk; brhy;nwd;.. .
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vf;!;nuy xz;qk; ,y;iy...

btWk; tapj;Jy vLj;j vf;!;nu lhf;lu;.. .*
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vJf;F lhf;lu;/ vd; clk;gpypUe;J njitapy;yhk xU ypl;lu; uj;jk; vLj;jpUf;fP';f.. .>

rpfpr;ir Ko";R xG';fh `gP!; fl;ol;lh/ vLj;j uj;jj;ij jpUk;g c';fSf;nf brYj;jpLnthk;.. .*
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,d;Dk; xU kzp neuj;Jy lhf;lu; c';fSf;F Mgnu#d; gz;zg;nghwhu;...

VjhtJ rhg;gplyh';fsh >

filrpah xU Kiw vd;d ntzhYk; rhg;gpl;Lf;F';f.. .*
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bel; n$hf;

Kfk; ,Uz;L gLnrhfkhf te;j jdJ fy;Yhup ez;gid tprhupj;jhd; mtd; - kr;rhd;.. .

vd;dhr;R cdf;F >

fk;g;a{l;lu; th';fqk;. .. bfh";rk; gzk; mDg;g[';f-D tPl;Lf;F byl;lu; nghl;oUe;njd;.

g[up";rpLr;R/ ,g;g gzk; mDg;g KoahJ-D gjpy; te;jpUf;F mjhnd nkl;lu; >

mjpy;iy fk;g;a{l;liu th';fp mDg;gpapUf;fh';f *
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mtu; ga';fu Fofhuu;...

,Uf;fl;Lk;... mJf;fhf if gk;g[y jz;zp mof;fpwg;gTl CWfhiaj; bjhl;Lf;fqkh > *
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v';f tPl;y khkpahu; - kUkfs; rz;ilTl o.tp. rPupay; khjpup MapLr;R...

vg;go >

xt;bthU ehSk; rz;ilia Muk;gpf;fwJf;F Kd;dho Kjy;ehs; rz;ilnyu;e;J bfh";rk; nghl;Lf; fhl;Lth';f *
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rikaYf;Fg; g[Jrh xU fz;lf;liug; ngha; btr;rpUf;fP';fns... vJf;F >

Ff;fu; rupah tprpy; mof;fkhl;nl';FJ rhu;...  mjhd; *
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urj;Jy ehd; g[spna nghl kwe;Jl;nld;... vg;go mg;gona rhg;gplwP';f >

eP rikay; gz;z Muk;gpr;rnghnj vdf;F tapj;Jy g[spiaf; fiuf;f Muk;gpr;rpor;R *
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vd;d';f... jpUld;ghl;Lf;F ek;k tPl;y g[Fe;J jpUol;oUf;fhd;. eP';f Vnjh vGjpl;oUf;fP';f.. .>

Rk;kh ,Uo... ehisf;F nghyP!; te;J vd;bdd;d bghUs; fhzhkg; nghr;Rd;D nfl;lh/ fbuf;lh brhy;y ntzhkh >
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vy;yh mYtyff; fjt[nya[k; js;S-D nghl;oUf;Fk;. ,e;j mYtyff; fjt[ny js;shjPu;fs;-D nghl;oUf;nf... Vd; >

,J y";r xHpg;g[j;Jiw mYtyfk; *
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bgz; ghu;f;f Muk;gpr;R vd; fztu; ghu;j;j 52-tJ bghz;q ehd; *

ghtk;.. .* 51 jlit yf;fpah ,Ue;jpUf;fhu;.. .*
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kh\y; th';fpna ,tu; bgupa gzf;fhuuh Mapl;lhU *

nfO!;tud;-D brhy;Y';f.. .*

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 26-11-2000
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gzk; vLf;f te;jtu; Vd; fPnH tpGe;J tpl;lhu; >

ngyd;!; ,y;iyahk;.
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kpd; btl;odhny nej;J bkfh rPupay; ghu;f;f Koahk nghr;R.

ml... kpd;rhu thupak; ,g;go Tl nrit bra;a[J.. .>
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Vd; mtu; thy;nt khak; vd;W ghLfpwhu; >

braw;if ,Uja thy;t[ bghUj;jp ,Uf;fpwhuhk;.
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rl;il gl;ld; gp";rpUf;nf... ijf;ff; Tlhjh >

rhup';f... mrl;ilah ,Ue;Jl;nld;.
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vd; fpl;nl te;J Kqf; Kqf;-D mof;fo brhy;wpna... Vd; >

Kqf;Fd;dh c';fSf;Ff; nfhgk; tUk;dP';fns/ mjhd;... brf; gz;nwd; *
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vJf;F eP';f jpdKk; ,g;gof; Fof;fpwP';f.. .>

kwf;fwJf;Fj;jhd;...

vij >

vdf;F Fog;gHf;fk; ,Uf;Fw tp#aj;ij...
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v';fk;kh jiytypd;D lhf;liug; ghu;f;f fpsk;gpdh Tlnt vd; kidtpa[k; clk;g[typd;D fpsk;gpLth...

khkpahUf;Fk; kUkfSf;Fk; Mnuhf;akhd nghl;o-d;D brhy;Y *
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ve;j gpur;rid te;jhYk; khkpahnuhl ngrp jPu;j;Jf;f ntz;oaJjhnd.. .>

eP ntw * vd; khkpahnuhl ngrwjhny jhnd gpur;ridna tUJ.. .*
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lhd;!; kh!;liuf; fl;ofpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;rh... Vd; >

Ml;o itf;fpwhu;O...
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ek;k jiytu; ngrj; bjupahk ngrp khl;of;fpl;lhuhnk >

me;jj; jiytu; Ml;rp mikg;nghk; vd;W brhy;ypl;oUe;jtu; tha; jtwp M';fpnyau; Ml;rp mikg;nghk;D ngrpl;lhu;.
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vd;ndhl Kiwkhkd; xU fhyj;Jy ga';fu busoah ,Ue;jtU...

mg;g/ td;Kiw khkd;D brhy;Y

ed;wp FKjk; 30-11-2000
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