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Kw;gfy; bra;apd; gpw;gfy; tpisa[k;fpwJ rupahg; nghr;rh... vg;go >

fhiyapy; kidtpiaj; jpl;ondd;/ rha';fhyk; gpd;dpl;lh *
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jiytUf;F nju;jy; gw;wp tpHpg;g[zu;r;rpna ,y;iyd;D vg;go brhy;wP';f >

Xl;Lfisg; gpupf;fqk;D brhd;dh jdf;Ff; Tiunawpa mDgtk; epiwa cz;L';fwhnu *
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bghz;q Rkhuj;jhd; ghLth *

igaDk; Rkhuj;jhd; rikg;ghd; *

rup/ fy;ahzk; vg;g itr;Rf;fyhk; >
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tstsd;D ngrhk/ RUf;fkh xnu thu;j;ijapny g[upa[k;go brhy;Y.

bryt[f;F 1000 +gha; fld; ntqk; *
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vd;dJ... jpUnthL `gpypk;!h >

Mkhk;/ ehiy";R gpr;irf;fhu';f xz;zh nru;e;J bkfh gl;b$l;y glk; vLf;fpwh';f *
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v';f Tl;Lf; FLk;gj;jpy; mWgJ ngu; ,Uf;nfhk;.

mg;g nju;jy; Tl;lzpf;Fg; ngr;R elj;jyhnk >
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vJf;F epd;Df;fpl;nl rhg;gpLwP';f.. .>

bghz;lhl;o rk;ghj;jpaj;Jy cl;fhu;e;J rhg;gplwhd;D kj;jt';f nfyp gz;zf; TlhJy;ny.. .*
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me;j rhkpahu; eoiffnshl nkdpaHF ep$k; jhdhD gy ngu; fpl;l tprhupf;fpwhu; *

jPu tprhupg;gnj bka;D epidf;fwhu; nghy *
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ehy";R uh$pdhkh fojk; vGjpf; FL;';f jiytnu *

vJf;Fg;gh >

ngg;gu;y mg;gg;g VjhtJ epa{!; te;jhy; Ml;rpf;F ey;yJ *
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mtu; gy; lhf;luh >

vg;goj; bjup";rJ >

gy;yhz;L thH;f-D thH;;j;jwJf;Fg; gjpyh */ gy; Mo - thH;fD brhy;whnu *
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ek;k jiytu; jPtpu uhkuh$d; urpfu; Mapl;lhu;d;D brhy;wPna... vg;go >

ehd; CHny gz;ziyd;D ep+gpf;f - ntg;gpiy fl;o/ ifapny jPr;rl;o Ve;jp g{ kpjpf;fj; jahu;D brhy;whnu *
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jiytUf;F vy;yhnk bghUj;jkha; mik";rpLr;rh... vg;go > *

mtUf;F xU rpd;d tPlhk; * nju;jypy; mtu; rpd;dKk; tPlhk; *
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mtd; nrhHu; guk;giu/ Jzpf;fil btr;rpUf;fhdh... mtd; bgau; >

Fnshj; (Cloth) J';f nrhHd; *
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ehd; nkny gof;fg; nghnwd; *

May-nyjhd; tpLKiw Mr;nr *
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jiytu; rupahd nfhiH *

vd;dthk; >

g[yp/ ahfk;/ uj;jk; ,e;j khjpup bra;jpf;Fg; gpwF tPl;;Lr; rikay;y g[sp cgnahfg; gLj;jwijf;Tl tpl;Ll;lhu; *
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cdf;F mg;gh gpof;Fkh... mk;kh gpof;Fkh >

vdf;F rpj;jpjhd; gpof;Fk; *
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rpif my';fhuk; bra;a te;j bgz;qf;F yt; byl;lu; bfhLj;jpna... vd;dhr;R >

gpd;dp vLj;Jl;lh *
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vd; - igaDf;F uh$h-d;D bgau; btr;rJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

Vd; vd;d Mr;R >

vg;gt[k; (clk;gpy;) gila[ld; ,Uf;fhd; *
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vd; kidtp vd; nkny nfhgk;dh rikf;fkhl;lh *

vd; kidtp vd; nkny nfhgk;dh rikg;gh *
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MgP!py; cd; nkny Fw;wr;rhl;L vGe;Js;sjh > vd;d >

ehd; vGe;jpUf;fpwnj ,y;iyd;D *
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mjpuo bkfh rPupay; vLf;fpwP';fsh... vd;d jiyg;g[ >

,Jthlh Koa[k; *
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new;W Vd; yPt[ >

xU nr";Rf;F tPl;onyna Jh';fpl;nld; rhu; *
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rjh the;jp tUJ lhf;lu; *

rhjh the;jpah... !;bg#y; the;jpah *
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ngh!;l; nkidf; fhjypf;fpwPna... vd;d brhy;whu; >

up$p!;lu; nknu$; gz;zpf;fyhk;fpwhu; *
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me;j lhf;lu; nghypd;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

Rfu; bl!;l; gz;z vt;tst[d;D nfl;lh xU fpnyh 20 +gha;';fwhnu *
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btapYf;F v';nfahtJ btspa{u; nghfyhk;D ,Uf;nfd;. .*

btapYf;fh... mJf;F Vz;lh btspa{u; nghnw > Rk;kh btspapny ngha; epy;Y... nghJk;.. .*
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vd;dg;gh... vd; ghL vt;tsnth njtyhk;D brhy;ypf;fpl;Lg; nghw >

nju;jy;y epf;fpwt';f gLw ghl;ilg; ghu;j;Jl;Lr; brhy;nwd; jhap *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 8-4-2001
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Qnyh lhf;lu; |juh ..> mtrukh xU EhW +gha; ,Ue;jh bfhLf;f Koa[kh ..>

ahUa;ah eP blypnghd;y fld; nfl;fwJ >

ehd;jhd; c';f ng#z;l;... eP';fjhnd VjhtJ mtruk;dh clnd nghd; gz;zr; brhd;dP';f *
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lhf;lu; brhd;d ,lj;Jy ehd; vf;!;nu vLf;fhk bfh";rk; js;sp vLj;Jl;nld;. mJf;Fg; ngha; lhf;lu; vf;!;nuitg; ghu;f;f KoahJd;D brhy;ypl;lhU *

mg;goah.. .*

Mkhk;... lhf;lu; mtnuhl jk;gp fpspdpf;y vf;!;nu vLf;fr; brhd;dhU. ehd; js;sp gf;fj;Jy ,Ue;j ntw xU fpspdpf;y vLj;Jl;nld;.
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cd; tPl;Lf;fhuu; vd;d vg;g ghu;j;jhYk; jiyy fl;L nghl;Ll;oUf;fhU >

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd... mtU rpd;d tp#aj;Jf;bfy;yhk; kz;iliag; nghl;L cilr;Rg;ghUd;D...
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buhk;g mf;fpukkh ,Uf;F *

vJ >

vd; kidtp vd;fpl;nlna tp.Mu;.v!;. nfl;fpwh *
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tp.Mu;.v!;. jpl;lj;Jy upl;lau;bkz;l; th';fpl;O';fshnk...

gpd;nd... ,g;gy;yhk; Jhf;fnk tukhl;nl';FJ * vj;jid neuk;jhd; MgP!;y bfhl;L bfhl;Ld;D cl;fhu;e;Jfpl;L ,Uf;fwJ > *
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lhf;luh ,Uf;fpw c';f igaDf;F vJf;F lhf;lu; bgz;izna ghu;f;fwP';f...>

fpspdpf;y mtDf;F ngr;Rj; Jizf;F xU Ms; fpilf;Fnk *
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v';fk;kht[f;F ru;f;fiu tpahjp ,Uf;fpw tp#ak; vd; kidtpf;Fj; bjupahJ *

Vd;... bjup";rh ftiyg;gLth';fsh >

,y;iy... epiwa !;tPl; gz;zp bfhLj;JLth *
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vd;d c';f ghf;bfl;y gpnsL ,Uf;F >

ehd;jhd; brhd;ndnd... g!;y ahnuh vd; ghf;bfl;y gpnsL nghl;Ll;lh';fD *
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v';f MgP!;y khnd$u; ,Uf;fhU/ !;blndh ,Uf;fh';f...

,ij Vd; vd;fpl;nl te;J brhy;wP';f >

eP';fjhnd gor;Rl;L ahuhtJ ntiy ,y;yhk ,Ue;jh brhy;yr; brhd;dP';f *
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c';f kidtpfpl;nl c';fSf;Fg; gpor;r tp#ak; vJ >

vd;d rz;il te;jhYk;/ nfhgk; ,Ue;jhYk;/ vd;ndhl rikay;y kl;Lk; Fiwna brhy;y khl;lh *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 8-4-2001
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c';fs; tapw;wpy; epiwa !;g{d;;fs; fplf;fpwnj *

eP';fjhnd kUe;J bfhLj;J ,uz;L !;g{d; rhg;gplr; brhd;dP';f.
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,z;lu;tpa{t[f;F te;j vd;fpl;nl jhj;jh/ ghl;o gw;wp tprhupf;fwPu;fns >

Mkha;ah... ntiyf;Fr; nru;e;jJk; mt';f brj;Jl;lh';f/ ,t';f ngha;l;lh';fd;D mof;fo yPt; nghl;Lwf;TlhJ ,y;iyah >
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c';f jhj;jh Vd; Jh';Fk; nghJTl ify joiag; gpor;Rf;fpl;nl Jh';fwhU...>

mtUf;F Jhf;fj;Jy elf;fpw tpahjp ,Uf;F. mjhd;...
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xU Xl;nlhl kjpg;g[ gj;J yl;rk;D ntl;ghsu; g[yk;gwhnu * Vd; >

vyf;#dpy; xU nfho bryt[ gz;zpa[k; mtUf;F gj;J Xl;Ljhnd tpGe;jpUf;F *
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fz;qy kz;q tpGe;jpor;rpd;D l;uPl;bkz;l; gz;zpf;fpl;lhnu mtu; `gP!; bfhLf;fhky; nghapl;lhu; lhf;lu;...

ek;k fz;qy kz;izj; Jhtpl;Lg; nghapl;lhdh... >
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vd;d... cd; khkpahnuhl ed;ikf;fhfj;jhd; eP jdpf;Foj;jdk; nghwpah >

Mkhk;. Vd;dh mt';fisg; ghu;f;Fk;nghbjy;yhk; vd;id mwpahky; vdf;Fs; ghf;!p'; \l; Vw;gLnj *
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me;j ,.vd;.o. lhf;lu; vd;d kUe;J rPl;Ly k";rs; jltp bfhLf;fwhU..>

FHe;ijf;F fhJ Fj;jYf;F kUe;J vGjpf; bfhLj;jpUf;fhU...
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vd;d * bghz;q ghu;f;f te;j khg;gps;is tPl;Lf;fhu';fis ghj;+k; gf;fj;Jy cl;fhu btr;rpUf;fP';f...>

jpOu;D mt';f bgz;iz ghl;L ghlr; brhy;ypl;lh';fd;dh... vd; bghz;qf;F ghj;+k;y ghojhd; gHf;fk;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 13-04-2001
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ghftju; tPf;-fh ,Uf;fhnu...>

mtUf;F rg;j $%uk; *
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Kdptu; tPl;Lf; fy;ahzk;D vg;gor; brhy;nw >

rhg KTu;j;jg; gj;jpupifd;D nghl;oUf;nf.
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,e;jpaht[y mtu; fhyo glhj ,lnk ,y;y *

mg;goah >

fPnH fple;j nkg;igf; ftdpf;fhk KGrh kpjpr;rpl;lhU *
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mtu;jhd; vdf;F bkf;fhdpf; bjhHpy; brhy;ypf; bfhLj;jtu; *

!;FU ehju;D brhy;Y...
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ed;wp bfl;l eha; $hf;fpuij-d;D nghu;L khl;o ,Uf;fP';fns Vd; >

gpd;nd vd;d rhu; > tsu;j;j vd;idna for;rpLr;nr *
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vd;do ,J... cd; fztu; iel;o khl;ofpl;L Jitf;fpwhu; >

btspapypUe;J ghf;fwt';fSf;F ehd; Jitf;fw khjpup bjupa[nk *
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cyfpnyna kpf ePskhd bkfh rPupay; mtu; jahupf;fpwhu; *

mg;goah >

Mkhk;. ill;oy; rh'; kl;Lk; ehY thuk; tUk;dh ghU';fnsd; *

ed;wp FKjk; 12-4-2001
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