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V F+g;iga[k;/ gp F+g;iga[k; Tl;lzpah nru;j;J tr;rpg; gof;fyhk;D ,Uf;nfd; rhu;*
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,uhK... ehd; bfhLj;j gpuk;go vg;goapUe;jJ >

ghtk;... c';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; vg;goj;jhd; tPl;oy; rkhspf;fpwhnuh >
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,e;j MSf;F g{nyhfj;jpy fzf;F Ko";R nghr;nr... Vd; bfhz;L tuiy >

rl;lkd;wg; bghJj; nju;jypy; Xl;Lg; nghl trjpahf 3 khjk; capu; ePog;g[ je;Js;nsd; gpug[ *
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me;j igdhd;!; fk;bgdpapy nghl;l gzj;ijj; jpUg;gpf; bfhLj;JLth';f *

mg;goah >

Mkh * 15/000 +gh nghl;nld;... 00051 +gh bfhLj;Jl;lh';f *
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Vz;lh/ khyjp gpd;dhy; Rj;jwPahnk... cz;ikah >

ehd; Rj;jiyna... ele;Jjhd; nghnwd; *
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buz;L Kiw bkha; vGJwP';fns Vd; >

ge;jpapy; ehd;F Kiw rhg;gpl;Ll;nld;. mjdhyjhd; *
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naht; * vJf;Fa;ah \l;il Jhf;Fw Misf; Tl;ol;L te;jpUf;nf >

eP';fjhnd rhu; brhd;dP';f nej;J * epiwa `igy;fis ,d;lu; bel;oy; ,Ue;J lt[d; nyhl; gz;z ntz;oapUf;Fd;D *
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ruj;Fkhiu tr;rp bkfh rPupay; jahu; br";rh/ vd;d bgau; itg;gh';f bjupa[kh >

rpj;jg;gh *
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"hgf kwjpahy vd; thH;f;ifna nghapLr;R *

vd; kidtp fhzhkg; nghdij fk;g;bsapd;l; gz;zf; TlhJD epidr;nrd;. "hgf kwjpy fk;g;bsapd;l; gz;zpl;nld; *
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cd;fpl;nl nfhtpr;rpf;fpl;L cd;id vupf;fpw khjpup ghu;j;jpl;Lg; nghwJ ahUo *

ik yt;tu; Nupad; *
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Vz;lh ghf;bfl; rhuhaj;ij cilr;rp/ ghidapny Cj;jwP';f >

,d;dpnahl ghf;bfl; rhuhak; xHpf;fg;gLk;D jiytu; ngg;gu;ny epa{!; FLj;Jl;lhuhk; *
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ru;f;f!; Tz;LnyUe;J xU g[yp jg;gpr;R XoLr;rhnk...>

mg;g tpLjiyg;g[ypd;D brhy;Y';f.. .*
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jiytUf;F g[j;jp bfl;Lg; nghr;Rd;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f *

rpd;d tPL gpup";R nghdJf;F vjpu;f;fl;rp rjpd;D mwpf;if tpl;oUf;fhnu *
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ehk nkhrk; nghapl;nlhkh > vd;da;ah brhy;nw >

Tl;lzpf; fl;rpfSf;Fr; rPl;L bfhLj;jJ nghf/ ghf;fp ekf;F buz;L ,lk;jhd; ,Uf;F *
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jiytu; khjpupna Fnshdp';-ny xUj;jiug; jahu; gz;zqkh...

Vd; >

g{fk;gg; gFjpiag; ghu;itaplg; nghf gakh ,Uf;fhk; *
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krhyh fij ,Uf;fh...>

brhy;Y';f *

,";rp tpahghup kfis g{z;L tpahghup kfd; fhjypf;fpwhd;.. .*
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fiyr;nrit bra;a Jgha; nghd eoif Fryh v';nf >

fiyr;nr Mfqk;-D M!;gj;jpup nghapUf;fh *
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eh';f Xl;Lg; nghl;L c';fis b$apf;f tr;rh vd;d gz;qtP';f >

vd;ndhl Xl;L tPl;il g';fshth khj;jpLntd; *

ed;wp ,jak; ngRfpwJ 1-4-2001
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c';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; ck; khjpupna vy;yhj;Jya[k; nkl;r; ghu;g;ghu; nghypUf;F.

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

rhuhaj;ijf; Fof;Fk; nghJTl ruf;F buapy;y epd;Dfpl;Ly;y Fof;fpwhU *
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o.tp-apy epa{!; thrpf;fpw bgz;qf;F Vnjh tUj;jk; nghy ,Uf;F.. .*

vg;gor; brhy;nw >

kPz;Lk; jiyg;g[r; bra;jpfs;-d;wJf;F gjpyh kPz;Lk; rypg;g[r; bra;jpfs;-D brhy;wh';fns.. .*
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ek;k jiytu; Vd; jd; mz;zDf;F 3tJ fy;ahzk; bra;J itf;fwhU >

\d;whtJ mzpjhd; cUthf;f Koay/ \d;whtJ mz;zpiaahtJ cUthf;fyhk;-D jhd;.. .*
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nju;jy; Koaw tiuf;Fk;/ ehDk; vd; yt;tUk; gPr;Rf;F nghff;TlhJd;D Kot[ gz;zpl;nlhk;.

Vd; >

eh';f Ml;rpf;F te;jh/ c';f buz;L ngUf;Fk; fy;ahzk; gz;zp itf;fpnwhKd;D Xl;L nfl;L tu;wh';f.
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jiytUf;F !Pl; fpilr;rjpy; jiyf;fhy; g[upaiy *

vd;d >

fGj;Jy tpGe;j khiyia fHl;o tPRwJf;F gjpyh nt#;oia mtpH;j;J tPRwhnu *

ed;wp FKjk; 5-4-2001
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rpd;dr; rpd;d tp#aj;Jf;F thj;jpahu; nfhgg;glwhu; *

mg;goah >

Mkh/ guPl;iry gpl; mor;nrd;D eltof;if vLj;jpUf;fhu; *
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,dpnk ftu;r;rpah eof;f khl;nld;D mwpf;if tpl;nld;. ehl;y ghjpg;ngU ghuhl;odh';f.

,dpnk eof;fnt khl;nld;D mwpf;if tpl;Lg; ghU';f. ehL vd;d ehL... cyfnk c';fisg; ghuhl;Lk;.
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me;jf; ftp"u; ,Jf;F Kd;dhy kspiff;fil tr;rpUe;jhnuh >

Vd; mg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

fhjy; ghl;L vGjr; brhd;dh/ g[spiag; nghy ePapUe;jh g[spa';bfhl;ilaha; ehdpUg;ngd;/ kpsfhah ePapUe;jh fhukhf ehdpUg;ngd;D vGjwhU...
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fhJy/ \f;Fbyy;yhk; vJt[k; ,y;iyna/ Vd; >

vy;yhj;ija[k; mlFf; filapy tr;R vd; g[U#d; For;rpl;lhd;.

ahUf;F fhJ Fj;jnw... ve;j mlFf; filapy rhuhak; tpf;fpwh';f...>
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ngiaf; fz;lh eha; Fiuf;Fk;D brhy;wh';fns... cz;ikah rhu; >

Vd; nfl;fpwP';f >

vd; kidtpiaf; fz;lh eha; Fiuf;Fnj *
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g[litf;Fk;/ g[U#Df;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

g[litia fily g[ul;og; ghu;j;J bryf;l; gz;zp nyO!; fl;of;fwh';f. g[U#id fy;ahzk; fl;of;fpl;L g[ul;o vLf;fwh';f.
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lhf;lu;/ Fz;lhd clk;g[ Fiwa vd;d tHp>-D nfl;lh epiw ngUf;F fld; FL';f...D brhy;wP';fns >

flid tNy; gz;z eilah elg;gP';f. thf;fp'; nghdh xy;yp MfpLtP';fns >
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,d;Nud;!; ghyp!p ahu; ngu;y nghlwJ > c';f ngu;yah > c';f fztu; ngu;yah.. >

mtu; ngu;yna nghL';f. Vd;dh vdf;F Kjy;y mtu;jhd; ngha;r; nrUthu;D n$hrpaf;fhud; brhy;ypapUf;fhd;.
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vd; kidtp Or;ruh ,Uf;fh...

mg;goah * eP';f vd;dth ,Uf;fP';f >

ehd; mtSf;F g[U#dh ,Uf;nfd;.
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jiytu; nju;jy; gpur;rhuj;Jf;F nghwg;g Tlnt ftu;r;rp eoifiaa[k; vJf;F Tl;ol;L nghwhU >

xU nld;!%f;Fk;/ mLj;j nld;!%f;Fk; eLt[y ,Uf;fw nfg;y ngRthU. mg;nghjhd; Tl;lk; tUk;.

ed;wp F';Fkk; 6-4-2001
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vd;d jiytnu brhy;wP';f > bgz;fs; nthl;bly;yhk; ekf;Ff; fpilf;fqk;dh/ nkilapy mGJ mGJ nthl;Lf; nfl;fqkh >

Mkha;ah... bkfh rPupay; ghj;Jg; ghj;J/ vija[nk mGJfpl;Lr; brhd;dhj;jhd; bgz;fs; ftdpf;fpwh';f *
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vg;gonah ek;k bjhFjpiaf; Tl;lzpf; fl;rpapYs;s buz;L fl;rpfSk; rkkh g';F nghl;Lf;fpl;lh';f..

vg;go >

b$apf;fpw ntl;ghsu; ,e;jf; fl;rpapy ,uz;liu tU#Kk; me;jf; fl;rpapy ,uz;liu tU#Kk; ,Uf;fqkhk; .. *
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ahUg;gh me;j n$ho... buz;L kzp neukh xnu ,sepiaf; For;Rf;fpl;L ,Uf;fh';f.. >

fil tpsk;guj;Jf;fhf ehd; jhd; fhR bfhLj;J epf;f btr;rpUf;nfd;. ..*
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mlnl... ,sepah...>

,y;yP';f... ,J gpsh!;of; ,sepg;ghj;jpuk;. cs;ns Ty;oup';f;!; Cj;jp btr;rpUf;nfhk;.. *
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ehd; Cu;y ,y;iydh vd; khkpahUf;F if cil";rh khjpup ,Uf;Fk;.

eP Cu;y ,Ue;jh ..>

khjpupbay;yhk; ,Uf;fhJ.
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lhf;lu;... vd;dhy thiana jpwf;f Koaiy...

rup/ rup... c';f kidtpiaf; bfh";rk; btspna btapl; gz;zr; brhy;Y';f...
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naht;/ ngrhk ,e;j <.vd;.o bjhHpiyna tpl;Llyhk;D ,Uf;nfd; *

Vd; rhu; >

Jf;fk; bjhz;ilia milf;FJ. mJf;F VjhtJ khj;jpiu ,Uf;fh...>D nff;whd;ah me;j MS *
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eP';f brhd;d khjpup jpdKk; gjpd";R fpnyh kPl;lu; elf;fnwd; lhf;lu; * Mdh...

btupFl; * Vd; ja';FwP';f...>

ehd; elf;fwJ vd; Jhf;fj;Jy lhf;lu; *
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ek;k ke;jpup gh';f;Ff;F nghwJf;F gag;glwhU *

Vd; >

bfsd;lu;y nf#; th';Fk;nghJ ahuhtJ tPonah vLj;JLth';fnshd;Djhd; *
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Vd;ah... ,g;g nyl;l!;lh ehk th';fpg; nghl;l Ma[j gp!pd!;y vd;d fkp#d; tUk; >

tprhuiz fkp#d;jhd; tUk; *

ed;wp Mde;j tpfld; 1-4-2001
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