th';f rpupr;rpl;L nghyhk;


rpd;d taRy FWk;g[ gz;wJ ,ay;g[jhd;. Mdh vy;iyia kPwhkg; ghj;Jf;fqk;.

xU igad; mywp moj;Jf; bfhz;L Xote;J mg;ghtplk; g[fhu; bra;jhd;. mg;gh * mLj;j bjUg;igad; vd;id mor;rpl;lhk;gh. vtz;lh cd;id mor;rJ > milahsk; bjupa[kh > bjupa[k;gh * mtDf;F xU fhJ ,Uf;fhJ. xU fhJ vd;dlh Mr;rp > ehd; jhd; mijf; for;rp ifapny tr;rpUf;nfnd. ,g;nghJ mg;ghnt mtidg; ghu;j;J eL';f Muk;gpr;rpl;lhU.


xU tPl;ony rhkpf;F Kd;dho gyfhu';fisg; gilay; nghl;oUe;jh';f. rhkp Fk;gpl;Ltpl;Lg; gyfhu';fisr; rhg;gpl ntz;Lk; vd;gJ jpl;lk;. xU igad; mtrug;gl;lhd;. mk;kh * rhkp Fk;gpl buhk;g neuk; MFk; nghyj; bjupa[J. ,g;gnt vdf;F bfh";rk; gyfhuk; bfhnld;. ma;aa;nah * mg;gobay;yhk; bra;af; TlhJ * rhkp fz;izf; Fj;jpLk;D gjwpdhs; mk;kh. mbjy;yhk; rhkp fz;izf; Fj;jhJ. ehd; jhd; Vw;bfdnt buz;L yl;L vLj;J rhg;gpl;nlnd * ,g;ngh mk;kh vd;d gz;qths; >


xU igad; jd;ndhl mf;fhfpl;nl/ mf;fh * c';ffpl;l bfhLf;fr; brhy;yp epiwa ngu; yt; byl;liu vd;fpl;nl ju;wh';f. Tupau; ru;tP!; khjpup mJf;F vy;yhk; ehd; xU nul; `gpf;!; gz;zpapUf;nfd;. eP';f ahiua[k; yt; gz;zhl;oa[k; guthapy;iy. xt;bthz;qf;Fk; ehiy";R tupapny gjpy; kl;Lk; vGjpj; je;Jfpl;L ,U';f. ,e;j tarpny rk;ghjpf;f ,J xU ey;y tHpahj; bjupa[Jd;D brhd;dhd;. ,tDf;fhf me;j mf;fh vj;jid ngiuf; fhjypf;f Koa[k; >


md;idf;F bkuPdh gPr;rpny xnu Tl;lk;. xU igad; vg;gonah mg;gh mk;khit tpl;L kp!;rhapl;lhd;. xnu mGif. m';nf ,Ue;jt';f vy;yhUk; mtid rkhjhdg; gLj;jwJf;fhf rhf;byl;/ I!;f;uPk; tiffbsy;yhk; th';fpf; Ftpr;r tz;zk; ,Ue;jh';f. vy;yhj;ija[k; xU if ghu;j;Jf; fpl;oUe;jhd; me;jg; igad;. xU tHpah mtd; mg;ght[k; mk;kht[k; mtidj; njo te;Jl;lh';f. igad; buhk;g rypg;nghl mJf;Fs;ns vd;dg;gh mtruk; > eP';fSk; xz;qk; th';fpj; jukhl;O';f. ehdh xU Ioah gz;zp fhzhk nghd khjpup eor;nrd;. ntz;oaJ vy;yhk; fpilr;RJ. te;J bfLj;jpl;O';fnsd;D brhd;dhd;. ,J vg;go ,Uf;F >


,g;goj;jhd; xU rpd;dg; gps;isa jpUld; Jhf;fpl;Lg; nghap kiwthd xU ,lj;Jny tr;rp/ ghg;gh * c';f tPl;ony eiffis vy;yhk; ve;j vlj;Jny tr;rpUf;fh';fd;D brhy;Y. I!;fPupk;/ rhf;nyl; vy;yhk; th';fpj; ju;nwd;dhd;. Kjy;y mbjy;yhk; th';fpf;FL brhy;nwd;DJ FHe;ij. jahuh tr;rpUe;j Il;l';fis vLj;Jf; bfhLj;jhd;. FHe;ij jpd;Dfpl;nl ,Uf;Fnj/ jtpu gjpy; brhy;yf; fhnzhk;. c';f tPl;ony eifbay;yhk; v';f tr;rpUf;fh';f >  rPf;fpuk; brhy;Yd;D jpUld; mtrug;gLj;jpdhd;. I!;fpuPikj; jpd;Dfpl;nl FHe;ij ru;t rhjhuzkh gjpy; brhy;Yr;rp. v';f tPl;ny eifbay;yhk; mlFf; filapny tr;rpUf;fh';f. jpUld; vd;dj;Jf;F Mthd; >


,g;g cs;s igad;f buhk;g tpgukhj; jhd; ,Uf;fh';f. xU igad; jpOu;D mk;khfpl;nl nfl;lhd;. mk;kh ehd; vg;go ek;k tPl;Lf;F te;njd; > neuoah gjpy; brhy;y Koahk me;j mk;kh/ fhf;fh bfhz;L te;J nghl;Lr;Rd;dh';f. jk;gp vg;go te;jhd; > bfhf;F bfhz;L te;J nghl;Lr;rp. mg;ngh fy;ahzj;Jf;F Ke;jpna ePa[k;/ mg;ght[k; FLk;gf; fl;Lg;ghL Mgnu#d; gz;zpf;fpl;O';fsh > igandhl bej;jpao nfs;tpapny epiyFiy";rp nghapl;lh';f mk;kh *


tPl;ony ahUnk ,y;iy';fpw ijupaj;Jny xUj;ju; o.tp. nrdy;y bfh";rk; brf;!pahd ,';fpyP#; glj;ijg; ghu;f;f cl;fhu;e;jpl;lhU. Vw;fdnt nghl;l glk; jhd;. rpy Kf;fpakhd fhl;rpfis vjpu;ghu;j;J cl;fhu;e;jpUe;jhu;. tpisahlg; nghapUe;j mtnuhl igad; jpOu;D tPl;Lf;Fs;ns te;J glk; ghu;f;f Muk;gpr;rpl;lhd;. mtUf;F o.tp.ia epWj;jt[k; kdrpy;iy. mtid tpul;lt[k; Koaiy. ,g;ngh xU Kj;jf; fhl;rp tug; nght[Jd;D bjup";rJ clnd igaidf; flj;Jw ntiyapny <Lgl;lhu; mtu;. nla; * mg;ght[f;F jhfkh ,Uf;F. cs;ns nghap jz;zp vLj;jl;Lthd;dhu;. igad; jz;zp bfhz;L tu;wJf;Fk; me;j rPd; KoawJf;Fk; rupah apUe;jJ. bfh";r neuk; fHpr;rp mijtpl nkhrkh xU rPd; tug; nght[J. vd;d bra;wJd;D bjupahk jtpr;rhU mg;gh mtnuhl fhJfpl;nl te;J igad; nfl;lhd;. mg;gh jz;zp bfhz;L tul;Lkh > rpy neu';fspny mt';f nfl;fpw nfs;tpa[k; buhk;g mu;j;jk; cs;sjhapUf;Fk;.


xU nrit epWtdk; KjYjtp bra;apwijg; gj;jp bjUtpny te;J tpsf;fpr; brhy;ypfpl;oUe;jh';f. xUj;jd; jz;zpf; Fs;ns tpGe;Jl;lh mtndhl jiyKoiag; gpor;rpj; Jhf;fqk;D brhd;dg;ngh me;jg; igad; nfl;lhd;. me;j MS bkhl;ilj; jiyah ,Ue;jh vd;d gz;wJ >d;D. ,g;ngh KjYjtpf;fhuu; Muk;gpr;rpl;lhU.


?u; nghapUe;jg;g xU tp";"hd Muha;r;rpf; Tlj;Jf;F khztu;fis Mrpupau;fs; miHr;rpl;Lg; nghapUe;jh';f. buhk;g rpuj;ijah Muha;r;rp gz;zpfpl;oUe;j xU tp";"hdpfpl;nl nghap xU igad;/ vd;d fz;L gpof;fg; nghwP';fd;D nfl;lhd;. mJf;F mtu; vy;yhg; bghUisa[k; fiuj;Jtplf; Toa xU jputj;ijf; fz;L gpof;fg; nghnwd;dhu;. mg;go fz;L gpor;rpl;O';fd;dh mij v';nf itg;gP';fd;D igad; nfl;lJ tp";"hdpf;F jiy Rj;jpLr;rp.


rpy mrl;Lj;jdkhd gps;isfSk; cz;L. mg;gh mk;khnthl fy;ahzg; nghl;nlhit vLj;J tr;Rfpl;L xU igad; mGjhd;. Vd; vd;id tpl;Ll;L nghl;nlh vLj;jP';fd;D.


xU mk;kh ,Lg;gpny FHe;ijia tr;Rfpl;L vjpu;j;j tPl;L taRg; bghz;nzhl ngrpf;fpl;oUe;jh';f. jpOu;D mf;fht[f;F xU Kj;jk; bfhLd;D FHe;ijfpl;nl brhd;dh';f. khl;nld; mf;fh mog;gh';f. mbjg;go cdf;Fj; bjupa[k; > bjupa[k;. mg;gh ,e;j mf;fhit Kj;jk; bfhLf;fg; nghFk;nghJ mor;rijg; ghu;j;jpUf;nfndd;dhd; FHe;ij. ,g;ngh mg;gh khl;of;fpl;lhU.


gps;is tsu;g;gpny bgw;nwhu;fs; rupahf ,y;yhky; nghdhy; ,yf;fzj;jpy; re;jpg;gpiH nghy ,y;ywj;jpy; re;jjpg; gpiHfs; te;J tpLk;.


lhf;lu;/ v';f tPl;Lf;fhuu; uhj;jpupf;F Jh';fnt khl;nl';fpwhu;. vt;tst[ ehsh mg;go apUf;F > vd; j';fr;rp Cu;y ,Ue;J te;jJyapUe;J.


#h$fhd; - Kk;jh$; gw;wp xupU tupfs; brhy;. #h$fhd; gw;wp rupah bjupaiy rhu;.  Mdh Kk;jh$; epiwa glj;Jy g[f; Mfpl;L tu;wh';f


me;j uhkrhkp/ jd;ndhl gprpd!; gw;wpg; ngr Muk;gpr;rh yl;rk;/ nfhod;Djhd; ngRthu;... X... mg;goah. vd;d gprpd!; gz;whu; > eP ntw. gpshl;ghuj;jpy; yhl;lupr; rPl;L tpw;fpwhu; *


FUg; bgau;r;rpahy; vdf;F xU ed;ik Vw;gl;lJ. vd;d ed;ik > v';f Jh';F\";rp thj;jpahu; khWjyhfpg; nghapl;lhu; *


jiytiu ghu;f;fqk;.. .*

jiy tiu ahiug; ghu;f;fqk;.. .>


jiytu; clk;g[ tP';fpapUf;nf... Vd; >

vg;nghJk; bra;jpfs;ny mogl;Lf;fpl;nl ,Uf;fhnu *


me;j lhf;lu; xU murpay; thjpd;D vg;gor; brhy;wP';f >

Xl;L vz;zpf;if Fiw";RLk;D nju;jy; Koa[k; tiu ve;j Mgnu#Dk; bra;a khl;nld;D brhy;fpwhnu *


jd;ndhl fhy;y ahUk; ,dpnk tpH ntz;lhk;D jiytu; brhy;ypl;lhuhnk/ Vd; >

nghd jlit ahnuh mtnuhl ntl;oy \f;ifj; Jilr;rp mrp';fk; gz;zpl;lh';fshk;...


murpay; jiytu; tPl;Lf;F Vd; jpUlg; nghdha; >

vjpu;f;fl;rpj; jiytUld; ngr;R elj;j fjt[ jpwe;nj ,Uf;Fk; vd;W mwpf;if tpl;oUe;jhnu.


ek;k jiytu; Vd; jd; jiytu; gjtpia jpOu;D xU fpupf;bfl; gpnsau;fpl;l bfhLj;Jl;lhU >

mtUf;F CHy; gz;zp gz;zp mYj;Jg; nghr;rhk;...*


lhf;lu;... ehyhk; ek;gu; ng#z;l; Mgnu#Df;F Kd;dhona bkhj;jg; gzj;ija[k; bfhLj;Jl;lhU.. .*

ghtk;... * gpiHf;fj; bjupahj Msh ,Uf;fhnu *


ek;k lhf;lu; vd; fdt[y buz;L ehsh bjhlu;e;J tuhu; *
mtu;fpl;nl ,ij cswp btf;fhjP';f... buz;L tprpl;o'; `gP!; nfl;LUthu; *


v';f lhf;lu;fpl;l vg;gt[k; ng#z;l;!; Tl;lk; ,Ue;Jf;fpl;nl ,Uf;Fk; *

,Uf;fyhk;... mJf;fhf ,g;go miu ehSf;F kl;Lk; gpup!;fpupg;#d; bfhLj;Jl;L/ jpUk;gt[k; rhae;jpuk; tur;brhd;dh vg;go >


xU FLk;gj;ijna fhg;ghj;j ntz;oa epiyikapy ehd; ,Uf;nfd;. vdf;F mtrpak; Mgnu#d; gz;zpahfqkh lhf;lu;... >

ntw tHpna ,y;iy... ehDk; c';f epiyikapyjhd; ,Uf;nfd; *


Cnu ,e;j tje;jpia ek;gpf;fpl;oUf;F... vg;go eP';f kl;Lk; ek;ghk Tyh ,Uf;fP';f...>

fpsg;gptpl;lnj ehd;jhnd *


ghu;j;jP';fsh ,e;j mepahaj;ij... ehd; brj;jjh xU tje;jpiaf; fpsg;gptpl;Ll;lh';f...

mlg;ghtp';fsh... mg;g eP';f ,d;Dk; rhfiyah.. >


ftdpr;rP';fsh... Vnjh tje;jpia ek;gp epiwa bgz;fs; jhyp khj;jpf;fpl;lh';f...

eP';f ntw... rpy bgz;fs; fztidna khj;jpl;lh';fshk; *


ek;k jiytnuhl bry; ek;gu; 286.

vd;dJ... \nz ek;gu;jhdh... >
ehd; brhd;dJ... b$apy;y mtnuhl bry; ek;giu *


MgP!;y ahuhtJ Jh';fpdh vd;fpl;nl te;J brhy;Y.. .*

rup rhu;.. .*
ehd; Jh';fpl;L ,Ue;jhTlg; guthapy;iy... vGg;gpr; brhy;Y *


gs;spf;Tl thj;jpahiu yt; gz;zpaJ jg;ghg; nghr;Ro...

Vd; >
gpr;Rf;Ff; bfh";rk; nyl;lh nghdhf;Tl glF nky Vwp epf;fr; brhy;whnu *


te;j Muk;gj;Jy cd; kUkfs; cd;id kjpf;fwh-D brhy;tpna... ,g;g vg;go... >

,g;g kpjpf;fwh *


me;j eofu; ngrpd gzj;ij tplf; TLjyh nfl;fpwhuh... Vd; >

mtu; xtu; Mf;o'; gz;zpapUf;fpwjh vy;yh gj;jpupifa[k; tpku;rdk; bra;jpUf;fhk; *

vd;d';f... ,e;j vWk;g[ ngg;gu; jp';FJ *

fGij nj";R fl;blWk;g[ MapLr;R *


me;j nfhO!;tud; epfH;r;rpapy; vd;d jfuhW >

nfho +gha; gupR th';fpdtU fz;lf;luhk;... rpy;yiuah bfhLj;jhj;jhd; nghntd;D mlk; gpof;fpwhU *


ru;tiuf; fy;ahzk; gz;zpf;fpl;nlhnkd;D Vz;O rypr;Rf;fnw >

gpd;d vd;do... tPl;y rhg;gpl;L Ko";rt[ld; jl;Ly og;!; tr;Rl;Lg; nghwhUo *


mtd; bgau; V. fpU#;zd;/ taR 47/ nfhgk; te;jh btog;ghd; *

V.nf. 47d;D brhy;Y *


bgz; ifjpia klf;fpg; gpoj;njd; *

,dpnky; klf;fhky; gpo *


jhj;jhit Kjpnahu; gs;spf;F mDg;gpaJ jg;ghg; nghr;rh Vd; >

Or;rUf;Fg; gpwe;jpUf;fpw FHe;ij jhj;jh $hilapy; ,Uf;nf *


tupna ,y;yhk gl;b$l; nghLnthk;D nju;jy; thf;FWjp ju;wP';fns vg;go Koa[k; jiytnu...

tupf;Fg; gjpy; fl;lk; nghl;LLnthk;... >


mg;gh/ mz;zd; xz;qk; kukz;il ,y;iy *

cdf;F vg;goj; bjupa[k; >
,g;gjhd fy;yhy mor;nrd;... kz;il cil";R uj;jk; xGFnj *


mtU nghyp lhf;lUd;D/ vj tr;rp brhy;nw... >

eP';f nQhkpnahgjpah/ mnyhgjpahd;D nfl;lJf;F/ ehd; jpUg;gjpd;D brhd;dhnu... .*


c';f Qhgp vd;d >

l;u!; nghl;Lf;fwJ *


vdf;F fhy; typ lhf;lu; *

mg;gt[k; KG gP!;jhd; *


n$hrpau; vd;d m';nf ghu;/ ,';nf ghu;-';fwhu; >

Fwp brhy;ywhuhk; *


mtu; vd;d bla;yp MgP!;y ghol;L/ gLj;JlwhU >

nknd$u; ghL-gLd;D brhd;dijj; jg;ghg; g[up";Rf;fpl;lhU *


gha[k; g[yp-d;D epidr;R mtDf;F ntiy bfhLj;njd;.. .k; *

vd;d Mr;R >
gha[k;/ jiyaiza[kh ,Uf;fhd; *


vd;d khahz;o... kh\yh bfhLj;j ,e;j nkhjpuk; vd;ndhlJ khjpupna ,Uf;F *

!hup rhu;... ,J c';f tPl;y ,Ue;J mor;rJjhd; *


njhy;tpf;Fg; gpd;jhd; btw;wp tUk;';fpwJ vd; thH;f;ifny cz;ikahapLr;rp *

vg;go >
ehd; fhjy;y njhj;Jg;nghd gpwF jhd; mijtpl Ng;gu; `gpfuh xz;q brl;lg; MfpapUf;F *


c';f bghGJnghf;F vd;d >

giHa fztu;fs; $Ptdhk;rk; nfl;L gf;fk; gf;fkh vGjw fojj;ijg; gof;fwJ >


ek;k Vl;L tonty; gny ngu;tHp >

vd;dthk; >
kh\Yk; th';fp kwD brhy;whu; *


mYtyfj;Jny itf;nfhy; nghiuf; Ftpr;R tr;rpUf;fh';fns... Vd; >

fhypapl';fis epug;gqk;D a{dpad;ny nfl;lh';fshk; *


jityUf;F $Puz rf;jp mjpfk;D brhy;wpna... vg;go >

nfho... nfhoah... KH';Fwhnu *

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