Tamil Jokes 14

,e;jg; glk; \zhtJ Kiw ghu;f;Fk; nghJjhd;
g[upe;jJ...
mt;tst[ f#;lkhd fijah >
k;Q^k;... Kjy; ,uz;L jlita[k; nfu;s;
`g;buz;nlhl nghndd;...
xUntis c';fSf;F Ke;jp vdf;F nknu$;
Mapl;lh eP';f vd; nknu$%f;F tUtP';fsh unk#; >
fz;og;gh vd; kidtpiaa[k; miHr;rpl;L
tUntd; lhu;yp'; *
nghd glj;ijtpl ,J nyh gl;b$l; glk;D
brhd;dJk; QPnuhapd; gag;glwh';f rhu;.
Vd; >
mt';fSf;F obu!; ,Uf;Fkhd;D re;njfg;glwh';f *
ghy; vy;yhj;ija[k; g{id Fof;fpw tiuf;Fk;
vd;d gz;zpf;fpl;L ,Ue;jP';f...
,e;jg; g{ida[k; ghy; Fof;Fkhd;D ghu;j;Jf;fpl;L
,Ue;Jl;nld;.
kidtpf;F Mgnu#d; ele;jg;ngh mGJl;oUe;jhnud;D
Mgnu#d; rf;!!;d;D bgha;r; brhd;ndd;.
re;njh#khapl;lhuh >
CQ%k;/ ,d;Dk; mjpfkh mH Muk;gpr;Rl;lhu;.
rPupa!; Mgnu#d;y brj;Jg; gpiHr;rpUf;nf...
Mgnu#d; gz;zpd lhf;lnu ,d;W nghy; vd;Wk; thH;f-d;D thH;j;jpdJk; vg;goapUe;jJ
cdf;F.. >
vknd neupy; te;J MrPu;thjk; gz;zpd
khjpup ,Ue;jJ eu;!; *
vJf;F lhf;lu; \r;ir ,Gj;Jtpl brhy;wP';f >
Mgnu#Df;Fg; gpwF \r;Rtpl KoahJ. mjhd;
,g;gnt MirjPu ,Gj;J tpl;Lf;f';f *
c';f bghz;qf;F g{g;g{ ePuhl;L tpHhd;D
jghy; nghl;LUe;jP';fs;y... jghy; !;oiuf;dhy nyl;lhjhd; fpilr;RJ.
mjdhbyd;d > ehisf;F mtSf;Ff; fy;ahzk;...
,Ue;J thH;j;jpl;Lg; ngh';f *
ehd; `igdhd;!; Kjyhspia yt; gz;qw
tp#ak; vy;yhUf;Fk; bjup";R nghr;R..
mjdhy vd;d >
vg;g Xog;nghfg; nghwP';fd;D nfl;fwh';f *
ek;k jiytiu Vd; ifJ gz;wh';f >
Fspu;fhy Tl;lj;bjhlUf;F te;j cWg;gpdu;fs;
vy;yhUf;Fk; fk;gsp Mil tH';fpa bryt[ 10 yl;rk; vd;W bgha;f; fzf;F vGjpapUf;fhuhk;
mjhd;.
fz;lf;lu; Vd; tprpYf;F gjpyh r';if
Cjwhu; >
oiutu; g[Jrhk;. oiutp'; miuFiwahj;jhd;
bjupa[khk; *
Vd;ah... vdf;F nkilapy ehw;fhyp nghlny.. >
eP';fjhnd jiytnu vdf;F ehw;fhyp Mir
,y;iyd;dP';f.. .*
ghlfu; Kd;dhny xUj;ju; lguh brl;-ilf;
fhl;Lwhnu... Vd; >
fhgp uhfj;Jny ghl;L ntqkhk; *
vJf;F c';f kidtp c';fis Kiwr;rpl;Lg;
nghwh';f >
g[Jrh ntiyf;Fr; nru;e;j ntiyf;fhupf;Fk;
cdf;Fk; ,ilapy MW tpj;jpahrkpUf;Fd;D brhd;ndd;... mjhd; *
jiytu; Vd; jpdKk; bkfh rPupay; ghf;fwhU >
jd;nky cs;s tHf;Ffis vg;go ,Gf;fwJd;D
fj;Jf;fwhU.
vd;djhd; bkfh bjhlu;dhYk; ,g;goah >
Vd; vd;d Mr;R >
ill;oy; fhu;il kl;Lnk miu kzpneuk;
nghl;Ll;L bjhlUk;D nghl;Llwh';f jpdKk;.
me;j bkfh bjhlu;y/ xU tPl;y ehY Rtj;Jf;Fs;sna
elf;fw khjpupjhd; fijiaf; bfhz;Ll;L nghwh';f...
mjhd; bjhlu; Koawg;g/ bjhlUk;-D nghlwh';fsh >
bkfh rPupay; iluf;liu fl;of;fpl;lJ
jg;ghg; nghr;R.. .*
Vd; >
v';nf nghdhYk; vd;ida[k; ,Gj;Jf;fpl;nl
nghwhU.. .*
c';f bkfh rPupaypy; mg;gh nt#k; ,Ue;jh
bfhL';f..
,Jf;F Kd;dho c';fisg; ghu;j;jpUf;fpnwnd >
,nj rPupay;y rpy tU#';fSf;F Kd;dho
QPnuhth rhd;!; nfl;L te;njnd.. .*
,e;j rupj;jpu bkfh bjhlu;y 20 vgpnrhlh
nghu; elf;fwijna fhl;o btWg;ngj;jwh';f...
buhk;gj;jhd; nghu;-D brhy;Y';f *
nla; fghyp * jpUod eiffis v';nf btr;rpUf;nfd;D
brhy;ypL *
ahUk; vLf;fhk ,Uf;fqk;D jghy; bgl;o-apy
nghl;L btr;rpUf;nfd; rhu; *
v';f fily th';fw o.tp-f;F ,e;j bkfh
rPupay; Koaw tiuf;Fk; fpahuz;o cz;L...
mg;goah... btupFl;... gj;J tU#j;Jf;F
nkny ahUk; bfhLj;jnj ,y;iyna*
gf;jh... cdf;F vd;d tuk; ntz;Lk;...>
ehd; ,e;j bkfh rPupay; Koa[k; tiu
capnuhL ,Uf;fqk;...
rhfh tubky;yhk; vd;dhy; bfhLf;f KoahJ *
g[J tU# js;Sgo tpw;gidy c';f kidtpf;F
VjhtJ th';fp bfhLj;jP';fsh...>
kpf;!p th';fpndd;...
c';fSf;F rup * c';f kidtpf;F vJt[k;
th';fpf; bfhLf;fiyah.. >
kf;fSf;Fr; bra;j nritf;fhf cs;ns
te;jpah... mg;go vd;d bra;nj >
vy;yhUk; f#;lg;glwh';fnsd;D g[J m";R
+gh nehl;L mor;nrd; *
vd; igad; ,e;jpa fpupf;bfl; Ok;y
bryf;l; MfpapUf;fhd;...
Kd;$hkPbdy;yhk; vLj;Jl;O';fsh...>
vd; buz;L gr';fs;y bgupatd; igyl;lh
,Uf;fhd;. rpd;dtd; jWjiyah ,Uf;fhd; rhu;...
mg;g xUj;jd; cyfj;ij Rj;jwhd;...
,d;bdhUj;jd; Ciur; Rj;jwhd;D brhy;Y';f *
,d;iwa lhd;!; g[nuhf;uhKf;F me;j
murpay;thjpiaj; jiyik jh';ff; Tg;gpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R.
Vd; >
$jp buhk;g Kf;fpak;D brhy;wJf;Fg;
gjpyh $hjp buhk;g Kf;fpak;D brhy;whu; *
guthapy;iyna... fztndhl el;Lth';fj;Jf;F
kidtp lhd;!; Mlwhns/ ng#; *
tPl;y jiy fPH; *
,e;jg; g[J tU#k; 2001-nyu;e;J kidtp
fpl;nl gag;glf;TlhJD rgjk; vLj;jpUf;nfd;...
,e;j tp#ak; c';f kidtpf;Fj; bjupa[kh...>
brhy;y gakh ,Uf;F. bjup";rh jpl;Lth *
vd;dJ... ifapy rhj;Jf;Foiar; brhUfpf;fpl;oUf;fP';f...>
efr;Rj;jp gutp/ ifRj;jp MapLr;R lhf;lu; *
rpd;d Mgnu#d;jhd;... gag;gl ntz;lhk;.
lhf;lu; bgupa Mgnu#d;D brhd;dhnu...>
lhf;lUf;F ,J bgupa Mgnu#d; *
ehd; ,g;g jpdKk; thf;fp'; nghnwd;dh/
mJf;F ek;k lhf;lu;jhd; fhuzk; *
Vd;... buhk;g !;l;upf;l;lh..>
eP ntw... Kjy;y fhu;y te;Jl;oUe;njd;.
l;uPl;bkz;l;Lf;Fr; bryt[ br";R br";R/ ,g;g elf;Fk;go MapLr;R *
lhf;lu;/ ga';fu KJFtyp... vd;d gz;zyhk;...>
ijyk; mg;is gz;q';f...
mg;goa[k; typ nghfnyd;dh...>
yPt[f;F mg;is gz;q';f *
me;j lhf;lu; ng#z;l;Lfpl;nl ie!h
ngrp/ I!; btr;R Mgnu#Df;F Kd;dho `gPi! th';fpLthU *
Vd; mg;go..>
Mgnu#Df;F mg;g[wk;dh/ mtuhy I!; kl;Lk;jhd;
itf;f Koa[k;... `gPi! th';f Koahnj *
clk;bgy;yhk; fd;dhgpd;dhD ntu;f;FJ
lhf;lu; *
ftiyg;glhjP';f... brf; gz;zplyhk;...
ehd; l;uPl;bkz;l;Lf;F tuiy lhf;lu;...
c';f V.!p. +k;y bfh";r neuk; ,Ue;Jl;Lg; nghfyhk;D te;njd; *
nQg;gp epa{ ,au;... g[J tU#j;jd;dpf;F
vd; glk; upyP!; MFJ *
buz;Ly VjhtJ xz;q brhy;Y';f rhu;...
mg;go buz;Lk; nru;j;Jr; brhy;yqk;dh/ btWk; epa{ ,au;-D brhy;Y';f *
ek;k jiytu; murpaiy tpl;lJk; fhyz;lu;
gp!pd!; Muk;gpr;rpUf;fhU/ bjupa[kh...>
Q%k;... RUl;lw bjhHpiy tplnt khl;lhu;
nghypUf;F *
lhf;lu; bjhHpYk; ,g;g tpahghukh nghr;R... -
vg;go brhy;wP';f >
ghU';f... me;j lhf;lu; g[J tU#k;
$dtup xz;zhk; njjp md;dpf;F $%uj;njhl tu;wt';fSf;F xU ju;khkPl;lu; `g;uPah
bfhLf;fwhuhk;...
,';nf te;Jl;lh vg;nghJk; buhk;g $hypahfj;jhd; ,Ug;nghk;. Vd;dh tPl;Ly v';fSf;F
gy f#;lk; ,Uf;Fk;. mbjy;yhk; fk;;bgdp te;jJk; kwe;jpLk;
vd;W rpupg;g[f;F tl;lk; nghl;ldu; ml;ilapy; ,Uf;Fk; vf;!;nghu;l; epWtd
CHpiafs;.
clnd ehKk; c#huhfp rup/
,g;ngh eh';f brhy;w n$hf;!;
nfS';f/ c';f rha;i! brhy;Y';f
vd;W bjhl';fpndhk;. ifapy;/ me;j thuk; ek; mYtyfj;Jf;F te;jpUe;j n$hf;Ffs;.
ehd; EhW taJ thH vd;d lhf;lu; gz;zqk; >
nghr;Rlh/
c';fis vd; fpspdpf; gf;fk; tuf;TlhJd;D vj;jid jlit brhy;wJ
(bt. uh$huhk;) vd;W ehk; brhd;dJk;.
lhf;lu;/
vJf;F tPz;tk;ig tpiy bfhLj;J th';fqk;. xUntis lhf;luhy; mtu; mg;go Mdhnuh
vd;whu;.
mLj;J ehk; je;j n$hf;:
vd;d
bgh';fy; gz;oiff;F ngha; c';fs; kidtp ikNu;ghF gz;zpapUf;fh';f >
eP';f
ntw/ mJ jPghtspf;Fg; gz;zpdJ. cilf;fwJf;Fs;ns bgh';fy; te;JLr;rp.
(tp. rhujp nlr;R)
gjpy; n$hf; brhy;fpwhu; bry;tp. ikNu;ghFy
ru;f;fiuf;F gjpyh rpbkz;l; nghl;L bra;Jl;lh';fnsh vd;dnth. buz;L ngUk;
nru;e;J cilr;rpUe;jh bgh';fYf;F Kd;dnk cilr;rpUf;fyhnk.
,e;j
tU#k; cd; fztu;jhd; bgh';fy; gz;qwhuhnk >
cdf;F
ahu; brhd;dJ...>
,d;idf;F
fhiyapny vd; fztu; rl;dp miuf;Fk;nghJ brhd;dhu;.
(rhujp nlr;R) ,J
xz;qk; g[Jrpy;ny rpynuhl tPl;Ly elf;fpwJjhd;. Mdhy; xz;q kl;Lk; epr;ra';f
tU';fhyj;jpy; g[litfSf;F g";rk; te;jpLk;
vd;W $^ypahdh nkup vr;rupj;jhu;.
bgh';fy;
md;dpf;F ghid th';fpdJf;fhf mtiug; ngha; nghyP!; gpor;Rfpl;L ngha;Lr;R.
vd;d
mepahakh ,Uf;nf *
mtu;
ghid th';fpdJ fs;sr; rhuhak; fha;r;rwJf;fhk;
(rhujp nlr;R). n$hf;iff; nfl;lJnk rpupj;Jf; bfhz;L rPwpdhu; nutjp-V';f
bgh';fy; ghidf;Fk; rhuhag; ghidf;Fk; tpj;jpahrk; bjupahjh...
ehk; tpag;g[ld; ghu;j;jJk; rl;bld
brhd;dhu;. ehd;
brhy;yl;Lkh rhuha ghid vg;goapUf;Fk;D.
ma;aa;nah
ntz;lhk;';f.
,g;ngh ,e;j n$hf; nfS';f.
mtUf;F
bjhHpy;y $hz; Vwpdh KHk; rWf;fwJ. mjdhy bjhHpiyna tpl;Ll;lhU.
mtU
vd;d bjhHpy; gz;whU >
bjd;id
kuj;Jy Vwp nj';fha; gwpf;fpw bjhHpy; *
(rhujp nlr;R) vd;wJk; mtu;
bjhHpy tpl;lJ ey;yjhg; nghr;R. kuk; VWk;nghJ glhj ,lj;Jy gl;L bkhj;jKk;
tGf;fplg; nghFJ
vd;W fl;o mizj;J VWk; bjd;id kuj; bjhHpypd; ftdj;ijr; brhy;ypaJk; ek; ftdk;
mLj;j rpupg;g[f;F brd;wJ.
c';fSf;F
55 taR MFJ. c';f taRf;Fj; jFe;j khjpup 50 tarhd bghz;zh ghu;j;J fy;ahzk;
gz;zpapUf;fyhnk *
a[tu;
Mdu;/ 50 taR bghz;q fpilf;fy. mjdhy;jhd; 25 taR bghz;q';f 2 ngiu fz;zhyk;
fl;of;fpl;nld; jg;gh...>
(rp.gp. bre;jpy;Fkhu;)
rupahd
n$hf; * ,g;ngh bgupR gL;Jw ghL brk byhs;sh nghapLr;R.
g!;Ry mJf gLj;Jw
ghl;Lf;F msnt ,y;ypna. buz;L vd;d \qTl nfl;Fk;
vd;W bgupRfis btor; rpupg;g[ld; rhodhu; e!;uPd;.
mJ vd;d bgh';fy; rpwg;g[f; FYf;fy; > ghidapy nghl;Lf; FYf;Fth';f
(rhujp).
Yhl;of;F
msnt ,y;yhk nghapLr;R. mJf;fhf bgh';fiyf; Tlth fpz;ly; mof;fpwJ. rupahd
fo';f.
- njtp.
fspkz;zhl;lk;
nrhg; ntqk;. ,Uf;Fjh >
vJf;F
,g;go nfl;fwP';f >
vd;
fztUf;F \isr; ryit gz;zj;jhd;.
(v!;. nrJ uhkd;)
ehk; brhd;d n$hf;fpw;F...
fztid
fz;fz;l bja;tkh tz';Fk; ek; ehl;Ly g[U#id fspkz;qd;D brhy;ypl;L me;j
mk;kh Ryf;#dhtpd; mHF nrhg; buf;nrhdh nghypUf;F.
fyh brhd;dJk; me;jg; gFjpna fyfyj;Jg; nghfpw khjpup rpupg;g[ miy gutpaJ.
Mlk;gu nkhfk; mjpfk; cilat';f Mz;fsh
> bgz;fsh>d;D xU gl;okd;wk; tr;rh mnefkh bgz;fs;jhd; jPu;g;g[ tUk;.
xU tPl;ony kidtp fztidg; ghu;j;Jr;
brhd;dh';f/ ehY
ntisf;F th;u khjpup g[spnahjiu buo gz;zpahr;rp. nghdJk; rhg;gpl ,l;yp ghu;ry;
buo. gpsh!;f;fpy; fhgp vLj;J tr;rpl;nld;. fhypahdJk; nQhl;ly;ny th';fp
epug;gpf;fyhk;. ve;jf; nfhapYf;Fg; nghnwhk; dhu; fztu;.
nfhapYf;fh > vd;d kwe;Jl;O';fsh > bgh';fYf;F g[lit vLf;f $t[spf;filf;Fg; nghfqk;D
brhy;ypapUe;njnd
vd;whu; mtu; kidtp.
$t[spf;fil xz;qy xU ghl;oak;kh g[yk;g
Muk;gpr;rpLr;rp. bghk;gisf;F
g[lit nkhfk; ,Uf;f ntz;oaJjhd;. mJf;fhf ,g;goah > bryf;l; gz;wJf;fhf vLj;Jg;
nghl;l g[litf; Ftpaiy filf;fhud; jpUk;g vLf;Fk;nghJ me;jg; bghk;gis fl;oapUe;j
g[litiaa[k; nru;j;J cUtpdJ Tlj; bjupahk ,g;g ghthil $hf;bfl;nlhl epf;fpwhns
,J ey;yhth ,Uf;F >
xU kidtp jd;ndhl fztd;fpl;nl/ V';f
c';fSf;F iff;Fl;il j';Fwnjapy;iy mof;fo bjhiy";R nght[J. mjhd; MW iff;Fl;il
th';fp ahe;Jl;nld;.
,dhkhj;jhnd
bfhLj;jh';f.
mg;ngh
guthapy;iy.
Mdh
xU rpd;d fz;o#d; nghl;L ,Ue;jh';f. xU g[lit th';fpdhjhd; xU iff;Fl;il ,ytrkhk;.
,ijf; nfl;lJk; fztu; kaf;fk; nghl;L
tpGe;Jl;lhu;.
V';f
ehk $t[spf; filapny EiHawg;ngh fy;yhtpny xU thypgg; igad; cl;fhu;e;jpUe;jhd;.
,g;ngh mnj Kfr; rhay;ny xU bgupatu; cl;fhu;e;jpUf;fhnu. mtU me;jg; igandhl
mg;ghth >
kz;zh';fl;o
* me;jg; igandjhd;. eP g[lit vLj;J Kof;fpwJf;Fs;ns ,g;go Mapl;lhd;.
xU $t[spf; filapd; mwptpg;g[. g[lit
vLf;f tUfpwtu;fs; jat[ bra;J thuf; fzf;fpy; j';f ntz;lhk;. g[jpjhf tUfpwtu;fSf;F
tha;gspf;ft[k;.
,e;j gpur;rpidiaj; jPu;f;f ,d;bdhU
$t[spf; filapy; ntW khjpupahf vGjpg; ngl;oUe;jhu;fs;. v';fs;
$t[spf; filapd; nkny yhl;$; trjpa[s;sJ. vt;tst[ ehl;fshdhYk; j';fp g[lit
vLf;fyhk;.
xUj;jnuhl kidtp fztu; fpl;nl nfl;lh';f.
V';f
* vdf;Fg; g[lit vLf;fg; nghnwd;. gps;isfSf;F ou!; vLf;fg; nghnwd;. eP';f
vd;d vLf;fg; nghwP';f >
mtu; jpUnthL
vLf;fg; nghnwd;dhu;.
bgz;fSf;F ve;j neuKk; g[lit epidg;g[j;jhd;.
brd;idia nehf;fpg; ngha;f; fpl;oUe;j g!; xU Cupny epd;dJk; gpd; rPl;ony
,Ue;j xU mk;kh Kd;rPl;ony ,Ue;j ,d;bdhU mk;khnthl njhisj; bjhl;L/ V';f
* ,J br';fy;gl;lh >d;D
nfl;lh';f. mJf;F mk;kh jpUk;gpg; ghu;j;J ,J
br';fy;gl;L ,y;iy/ rpd;dhsg; gl;Ld;DJ.
filj; bjUt[f;Fg; nghapl;L te;j xU
mk;kh tPl;Lf;Fs;ns te;jJk; V';f
* ,d;idf;F epa{!; ghu;j;jP';fshd;D
g[U#d;fpl;nl nfl;LJ.
k;...
ghu;j;njnd * ,e;jpa ghu;lu;ny Vnjh gpur;rpidahk;.
Inah
mijf; nfl;fiy';f. ,d;idf;F epa{!; thrpr;r bghz;q vd;d fyu; g[lit fl;oapUe;jh
> ghu;lu; fyu; vd;d >
mij
ehd; ftdpf;fiyna *
vd;d
eP';f epa{!; ghu;f;fpw yl;rzk;D
me;j mk;kh rypr;rpf;fpl;lh';fshk;.
fztDk; kidtpa[k; nuhl;ony ele;J ngha;f;fpl;L
,Ue;jh';f. vjpu;j;jhg;gy \q bgz;fs; ele;J tu;wijg; ghu;j;jJk; fztndhl ghu;it
mt';f nkny nghapUr;rp. kidtp fztndhl tpyhtpny KH';ifahny xU ,o ,or;rp/
ghu;it
vd;d m';f nght[J. fz;izj; njhz;og; nghLntd;
DJ. gjwpg; nghd fztd;/ ma;aa;nah/
ehd; jg;gh ghu;f;fiyk;kh. m';nf eLt[y tu;w bghz;q fl;oapUf;fpw g[lit buhk;g
ey;yhapUf;F. mJ khjpup cdf;F vLf;fyhkhd;D ghu;j;njd;dhu;.
k;k;...
mg;god;dh ey;yh ghU';fd;D
kidtp mDkjp bfhLj;jpUr;rp.
xUj;jnuhl kidtp jd; fztu;fpl;nl vjpu;j;j
tPl;Lf;fhuU mtnuhl kidtpf;F jpdKk; xU g[lit th';fpj; juhu;. eP';fSk; ,Uf;fP';fnsd;D
rypr;rpf;fpl;lh';f. mJf;F mtu;/ vdf;Fk;
th';fpf; FLf;fyhk;D Mirjhd;. Mdh mt';f th';fpf;Fth';fnsh khl;lh';fnshd;Djhd;
gakhapUf;F.
mg;god;dpUf;fhu;.
vg;go ek;k MS >
,e;jg; bgz;fs; g[litr; rPl;L nghLth';f.
eifr;rPl;L nghLth';f/ ghj;jpur; rPl;L nghLth';f. vd;idf;fhtJ ntl;o/ rl;il
rPl;L nghl;oUf;fh';fsh >
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vd;d th';fpdhnsh mij clnd th';fqk;. ,y;iy/ mJf;F TLjyh th';fqk;. ,J bgz;fnshl
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uhj;jpupah Vnjh xU bgupa bghUis vjpu;j;j tPl;Lf;fhu';f th';fp mt';f tPl;Lf;F
Kd;dho epWj;jp ,Uf;fh';f. clnd mJ khjpup xz;q ekf;Fk; th';fqk;. te;J ghU';fd;dh';f.
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nghapUf;fh';f. mijg; ngha; vg;go th';FwJ >
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bjupahkg; g[or;rpfpl;L te;Jl;nld;. kDrd; kh\y; th';fhk mtiu tplypna *
me;j lhf;lUf;F buhk;g fpz;lyh nghr;R *
vg;go >
jiy buhk;g Rj;JJD brhd;dh/ fz;l;nuhy;
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tprhup';f *
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cjtp bra;a[k; >
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buz;L fhyz;lu; FLj;j nknd$iug; ngha;
f";rj; jpyfk;D jpl;lwpna... Vz;o >
mtu; FLj;jJ nghd tU#j;Jf; fhyz;liu *
me;j jpUld; FLj;j fhyz;lu;y vd;d
rpwg;gk;rk; >
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mtu; gPr;y g[Jikah Rz;ly; tpahghuk;
bra;whuh... vg;go >
buz;L khjk; bjhlu;e;J Rz;ly; th';fw
n$hof;F buz;L fhyz;lu; ,dhkh bfhLf;fwhuhk; *
me;jg; gpr;irf;fhuDf;Ff; bfhGg;igg;
ghu;j;jpah >
vd;dthk; >
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fhyz;lUk;/ xU khjk; gpr;ir nghlwt';fSf;F !;bg#y; ilupa[k; jug; nghwhdhnk *
rikayiwapy vJf;Fo fhyz;liu khl;o
itr;rpUf;nf >
vd; fztu; ehs;/ fpHik bjupahk mirtk;
bra;J bjhiyf;fwhu;o *
cd; fztu; kPdh/ rpk;ud; n$hjpfh/
Kk;jh$;/ uhjpfh rt[j;up glk; nghl;l fhyz;liu th';fp khl;odhuh... mJf;F
eP vd;d br";nr >
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nghl;l fhyz;liu th';fp khl;ol;nld; *
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vg;gor; brhy;nw >
KTu;j;j ehbsy;yhk; fhyz;lu;y bgupa
tl;lk; nghl;L itr;rpUf;fhns *
ngh!;l; MgP!;y ntiy ghu;f;fwtiu nfhO!;tud;
epfH;r;rpf;Ff; Tg;gpl;lJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *
Vd;/ vd;dhr;R >
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