yhl;lupr; rPl;L mjpgu; fl;rp Muk;gpf;fpwhUd;D ek;gp gpd;dho nghdJ jg;gh nghr;R.

Vd; >
nju;jYf;F vGgJ yhl;lup rPl;ilf; bfhLj;J mDg;gpl;lhU >


,d;!;bgf;lu; nej;J iel; v';f tPl;Lf;F xU jpUld; te;Jl;lhd;.

,Uf;fhnj > !;nl#d;y ,Ue;J ahiua[k; ehd; mDg;giyna >


12 kzpf;F rhg;gpl ntz;oa khj;jpiuia 6 kzpf;nf tpG';fpl;nld; lhf;lu; *

ma;aa;nah... mg;g[wk; >
thl;rpy; 12 kzpf;F Ks;is jpUg;gp tr;rpl;nld;.


lhf;lu; o.tp. rPupay; khjpup fdt[ tUJ.

mg;gOd;dh >
fle;j Ehj;jp mWgJ uhj;jpupah xU fdt[ Koant ,y;y.


FHe;ij gpwf;f tha;g;g[ ,Uf;fh/ ,y;iyahd;D Xg;gdh brhy;ypL';f lhf;lu;...>

vdf;F vd;dnkh tha;g;g[ ,Uf;Fd;Djhd; njhqJ.
c';fSf;F nfl;fiy lhf;lu;/ vdf;F nfl;nld;.


me;j Ms; xU khjpupg;gh *

vg;gor; brhy;w >
Mtp gpor;rh $ynjh#j;jpw;F ey;yJd;D brhd;ndd;. clnd RLfhl;Lf;F nghapl;lhk;gh *


igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Kjyhspf;F Mgnu#d; gz;qdP';fns epyik vg;go>

,Gj;Jf;fpl;oUf;F *


c';f bkz;ly; bld;#d; Fiwaqk;dh vg;gt[k; re;njh#kh ,U';f. c';fSf;F gpof;fhj ve;jf; fhupaj;ija[k; bra;ahjP';f.

X.nf. lhf;lu; mg;ngh `gP!; ju ntzhkh > nj';f;a{ lhf;lu;.


Mgnu#d; gz;zpf;f nghw ng#z;l; v';nf eu;!; >

lhf;lUf;F vJf;F tPz; rpukk;. ehnd ngha; jw;bfhiy bra;Jf;fnwd;D brhy;ypl;L nghapl;lhu; lhf;lu;.


mfz;l jkpHfk; mikf;fqk;D brhy;wP';fns... Vd; >

ek;k Tl;lzpf; fl;rp';f nfl;fwijg; ghu;j;jh Mapuj;Jf;Fk; nkny bjhFjpfs; njitg;gLnj *


c';fSf;Fg; nghl;l fhgpia oiutUf;F bfhLj;jpl;nl';f *

guthapy;iy t[L * ntnw oiutiu ntiyf;F tr;Rf;fyhk; *


v';f khkh xU Kd;dhs; ke;jpup *

mg;goah > ,g;g ve;j Cu; b$apy;ny ,Uf;fhU >


cdf;F ,e;j rk;gsk; jUtij ntW ahuplKk; brhy;yf; TlhJ... bjupa[jh >

rj;jpakhfr; brhy;y khl;nld; Kjyhsp... brhd;dhy; vdf;Fj; jhnd nftyk; >


tU#f; filrp';fpwjhy kh\y; buhk;g fk;kpah tNy; Mr;R.

mJf;fhf > nghyP!; !;nl#d;y flik/ fz;zpak;/ jl;Lg;ghL-D vGjp itf;fpwjh >


jpUofpl;L nghwjpy;yhk xU Tg;gid ntw bfhLj;J epug;g brhy;wpna Vk;gh *

khrf; filrpapy ,e;j khjpup Tg;gd;y ,Ue;J xU mjpu;#;lrhypia nju;e;bjLj;J MWjy; gupR bfhLg;ngd;/ mJf;Fj;jhd;.


me;j fpupf;bfl; tPuu; Muk;gpr;rpUf;fpw `igdhd;!; fk;bgdpapy ijupakh gzk; nghlyhk;';fpwpna... vg;go >

mtUjhd; Xlkhl;lhnu *


khl;r; `gpf;!p';fpy; mk;gaUf;Fk; g';F ,Uf;Fk;D epidf;fpnwd; *

vij btr;R mg;gor; brhy;wP';f >
ud; mt[l; bfhLf;fpwJf;F Kd;dho Nl;nf!; buoahD mg;gg;g rJuk; nghl;L irif fhl;lwhnu *


jiytu; nghw tHpfs;y tupirah gj;J mof;F xU khlyp'; `gpfiu epWj;jp btr;rpUf;fh';fns Vd;...>

my';fhu tist[fs; ehd; nghw gf;fk; epiwa ,Uf;fqk;D jiytu; brhy;yp ,Ue;jhuhk;.


jiytu; vd;d capy; vGjwhU >

mtu; fhyj;Jf;Fg; gpwF Ml;rpapy; g';F nfl;fw cupik mtu; nguDf;Fj;jhd; nruqkhk; *


ek;k jiytu; murpaiya[k;/ FLk;gj;ija[k; gpupr;nr ghf;fwjpy;iy.

vij btr;R brhy;nw >
,y;iyd;dh/ jd;ndhl igad; fy;ahzj;Jf;Ff;Tl yhupapy MS';fis Tl;of;fpl;L tUthuh >


eofUf;Fk; jahupg;ghsUf;Fk; vd;d tpj;jpahrk; >

eofu; fpHp";r ntl;onahl brd;idf;F te;J nfhO!;tuuh khWthU * jahupg;ghsu; nfhO!;tuuh brd;idf;F te;J ntl;oia fpHpr;Rf;fpl;L miythU *


b$apy;fs;jhd; vdf;F ahj;jpiuj; jyk;D jiytu; brhy;y Muk;gpr;rpUf;fhnu... Vd; >

CHy; tHf;Ffs;y mLj;jLj;J jPu;g;g[ tu ,Uf;Fy mjhd; *


jiytnu * ek;k fl;rpj; bjhz;lu;fs; buhk;g nrhu;til";rpl;lh';f *

vd;d bra;ayhk; >
fl;rpf;Fs;nsna nfhO!;tud;/ yl;rhjpgjpd;D nghl;o itf;fyhk; *


nej;J vd; tPl;oy; ,d;fk;lhf;!; bua;L ele;Jr;R *

cdf;F guthapy;iy * vd;nky; mjpfkhf brhj;J nru;j;jjhf nfn! nghl;Ll;lh';f *


Mgnu#d;y ghjpjhnd Ko";rpUf;F... mJf;Fs;ns lhf;lu; Vd; rf;!!;... rf;!!;-D fj;jwhu;...>

,e;j ng#z;l;Lf;F nghdthl;o gz;zpd Mgnu#d;y kp!;!hd fj;jpupf;nfhy; ,e;j thl;o fpilr;rpLr;rhk; *


c';f bghz;iz gpnsL gf;fpupf;F Vd; bfhLf;fiy...>

mUth ntY fpuh!; gz;zpl;lhU... mjdhy mtUf;Fj; jUk;goahapLr;R *


Mgnu#d; rhu;$; vdf;F kl;Lk; mjpfkhf ,Uf;nf lhf;lu;...>

c';fSf;F !;bg#yh vk;g;uha;lup ijay; nghl;oUf;nfhk; rhu; *


eP v';f tPl;Ly ve;j ntiya[k; bra;a ntz;lhk;. jpdKk; mf;fk; gf;fj;J tPl;L epa{i! kl;Lk; brhd;dh nghJk;/ khrk; vt;tst[ nfl;fpnw >


vd;dJ c';fnshl g[Jf;fl;rp ngU !;bg#y; Kd;ndw;wf; fHf-kh...>

Mkh... nju;jy; Ko";r clnd fiyr;rpLnthk;...*


g[J jiytu; rupahd Flhf;F-d;wpna... Vd; >

vg;go vbyf;#d;y b$apf;fwJD nfl;lh/ ek;k fl;rpf;Fd;D nthl;L t';fp ,Uf;fhnk... m';nf ngha; nthl;Lfis nyhd; nghl;L th';fpf;fyhnkd;whu; *


ek;k uhk\u;j;jp vs;Sdh vz;bza;ah ,Ug;ghU...

ep$khth...>
Mkhk;... `igdhd;!; fk;bgdp Muk;gpf;fyhkhd;D nfl;nld;. rup-D brhy;ypl;L clnd Xol;lhU.


vd; fztu; oa{l;oy ,Uf;Fk;nghJ KjyhspTl ,tu; Kd;dho cl;fhukhl;lhU...

ep$khth...>
Mkhk;... ,tu;jhd; yp`g;l; Mgnul;luhr;nr...*


mLj;J ehd; vLf;fg; nghw ,e;j o.tp-rPupay; bgupa bkfh rPupay;...

ep$khth...>
Mkhk;... o.tp-ia M`g; gz;zhTl rPupay; Xol;nl ,Uf;Fk;.


v';f khkht[f;F fpuhkj;Jy brhe;jkhf epiwa khL ,Uf;F...

mg;g khbly;yhk; c';f khkht[f;F Jhuj;Jr; brhe;jk;-D brhy;Y';f...*


vd;d... c';f tPl;Lf;F cd;ndhl rpd;d khkpahu;/ buz;L ehj;jdhbuy;yhk; te;jpUf;fh';f nghypUf;nf...>

Mkh... vd; khkpahu; vd;ndhl rz;il nghl bkfh Tl;lzp mikr;rpUf;fh';f...*


MgP!; fk;g;a{l;lu;y Vk;gh cd; brhe;j ntiybay;yhk; gz;nz... >

,J vd; brhe;j ntiy ,y;iy rhu;... v';f gf;fj;J tPl;Lf;fhuu;J.. .*


c';fSf;F y";r; ilk; vg;ngh >

xU kzpapypUe;J \q kzp tiuf;Fk; *
Inah... buz;L kzp neuj;Jf;Ff;fhd rhg;ghl;il vg;go vLj;Jl;Lg;  nghwP';f >


v';f bf!;l;+kpy; ,Uf;fpw fl;oy;/ v';f jhj;jh cgnahfpr;r fl;oy;-D vg;gof; fbuf;lh fz;Lgpor;rP';f >

nej;J uhj;jpup me;jf; fl;oypy; ehd; gLj;Jj; Jh';fpdg;ngh/ m";ryp njtp/ njtpfh/ gj;kpdp/ ghDkjp/ rhtpj;jpup-d;D giHa eoiffsh fdt[y te;jh';fns *


btspehl;L Qhu;Lntu; fk;bgdpfnshL ek;k jiytu; jPtpukh ngr;R thu;j;ij elj;jpfpl;L ,Uf;fhu; *

vJf;F >
nju;jypy; epw;fj; jil te;jhy; mij cilg;gjw;F ntz;oa cau;uf Rj;jpay; th';fj;jhd; *


Vd; c';f kUkfisf; nfhtpr;Rf;fwP';f >

ehd; nyrh ,Ukpdhy;/ tpf;fpdhy; Tl - clnd fhrp jPu;j;j brhk;ig vLj;J te;J gf;fj;jpy; cl;fhe;Jf;fwh *


FU vl;lhkplk; te;Jl;lh/ c';fis ve;j murpay;thjpahYk; mirf;f KoahJ *

vl;lhkplk; bfhz;L tu;wJf;F/ vt;tst[ gzk;ah ntqk; *


jiytUf;F lhf;lu; gl;lk; bfhLj;jJ jg;ghg; nghr;R *

vd;d';f Mr;R >
mtnuhl rpd;d tPl;il eu;!hf;fqk;-D mlk;gpof;fpwhu;.. *


c';f ez;gu; o.tp. tpsk;gubky;yhk; epiwa ghu;g;ghnuh >

Vd; nff;fwP';f >
me;j fy;ahzj;jpny mk;gj;njhU +gha; bkha; vGjwg;ngh mk;gJ +gh gzKk;/ xU +gha;f;Fg; gjpyh #hk;g{ ghf;bfl;Lk; ju;whnu *


bfhiyf; Fw;wj;Jf;fhf Ma[s; jz;lid bgw;w me;j fztd; kidtp buz;L ngUk; ,g;ngh Vd; Jhf;Fj; jz;lid nff;fwh';f >

buz;L ngiua[k; xnu rpiwapy; milf;fg; nghwjh ngrpf; fpl;lh';fshk; * me;j btWg;gpy;jhd; *


nghyp $hkPd; buo gz;zp rpiwf; ifjpfis tpLjiy br";R gzk; rk;ghjpr;Rl;L ,Ue;jhnu cd; thu;lu; khkh * ,g;g vd;d gz;whu; *

rpiwapy; ,g;g mtnu thLfpwhu; *


th';f rpupr;rpl;L nghfyhk;

,e;jf; fhyj;Jg; gps;is';f bgupat';fis tpl ntfkh ,Uf;fh';f. mt';f ntfj;Jf;F <L bfhLf;fhk nghdh tpguPjKk; MapLJ/ ntof;ifa[k; elf;FJ.


md;idf;F xU tPl;ony fhy';fhu;j;jhnyna xU igaDf;F Vnjh rpe;jid. tpguk; nfl;fyhnkd;D mLg;g';fiuapny ,Ue;j mk;khfpl;nl ngha; mk;kh-d;D Tg;gpl;lhd;. me;j mk;kht[f;F rikay; gz;w mtruk;. Vz;lh rdpand/ fhy';fhu;j;jhny te;J fGj;ij mWf;fpnw... mg;god;D fupr;Rf; bfhl;odh';f. ,J yhaf;F glhJd;D mg;ghfpl;nl te;jhd;. nghlh... fGij-d;D tpul;ol;L mtru mtrukh n#t; gz;z Muk;gpr;rhu;. gps;is thog; nghapl;lhd;. ,tDf;fhfj;jhd; ciHf;fpwh';f. Mdh ,tDf;Fg; gjpy; brhy;y neukpy;iy. rup/ thj;jpahu;fpl;nl ngha; nfl;Lf;fyhk;D epidr;R !;TYf;F te;jhd;. thj;jpahu; vjpu;j;jhg;gpy te;jhu;. rhu;... xU re;njfk;D Muk;gpr;rhd;. nghlh kz;L/ fz;l fz;l neuj;Jy te;J re;njfk; nfl;ff; TlhJ mg;god;D for;Rj; Jg;gpdhu;. jd;id ahUnk kjpr;R buz;L thu;j;ij ngr khl;nl';fpwh';fnsd;D xnu Mj';fk;. mij ntw khjpup btspg;gLj;jpdhd;. nenu bQl;kh!;lu;fpl;nl ngha;/ rhu;... v';f jhj;jh fhy';fhu;j;jhny kz;iliag; nghl;Ll;lhu;. vdf;F yPt[ ntqk;-dhd;. jhj;jh brj;Jl;lhUy;y yPt[f;F cdf;F ey;y rhf;F fpilr;Rg; nghr;R. nghlh mg;god;dhu; rhae;jpuk; !;Ty; Ko";rp bQl;kh!;lu; me;j bjU gf;fkh te;Jfpl;oUe;jhu;. me;jg; igandhl jhj;jh jpz;izapny capnuhl ,Uf;fpwijg; ghu;j;jJk; ,tUf;Fk; buhk;g Mr;rupakhg; nghr;R. vd;dh';f * eP';f kz;iliag; nghl;Ll;ljh brhy;yp c';f ngud; yPt[ nghl;Ll;L te;jhnd * mg;god;dhu;. c';f fpl;l mg;gor; brhd;dhdh. v';fpl;nl te;J jhj;jh... bQl;kh!;lu; kz;iliag; nghl;Ll;lhU/ !;TYf;F yPt[ tpl;Ll;lh';f-d;D brhd;dnd-d;dhu;. bQl; kh!;lUf;F jiy Rj;jpUr;rp.


,g;ngh cs;s igad;fnshl rpe;jida[k; g[Jikah ,Uf;F. xU tFg;gpny xw;Wikiag; gw;wp xU thj;jpahu; ghlk; elj;jpl;L ,Ue;jhu;. ehk; ekf;fhf kl;Lkpd;wp gpwUf;fhft[k; thHqk;. ehd;-D brhy;ypg; ghU';f. cjL xl;lhJ. ehk;-D brhy;ypg; ghU';f cjL xl;Lk;-dhu;. clnd xU igad; vGe;jpUr;rp ehk;-D brhy;Yk;nghJ kl;Lkpy;iy ghk;-D brhy;Yk; nghJk; cjL xl;Lnk mg;god;dhd;. thj;jpahu; Mog; nghapl;lhu;.


thliff;F irf;fps; vLj;J xl;lwJf;F igad;fSf;F buhk;g F#p. irf;fps; xl;of; fpl;nl nghFk;nghJ fhy; typr;RJ. clnd epWj;jqk; nghy ,Ue;jJ. ghu;j;jh me;j ,lj;jpny irf;fpis ,';F epWj;jf;TlhJ-d;D nghu;L tr;rpUe;jJ. mJf;fhf ,td; ftiyg;gliy. irf;fpisg; gLf;f tr;rpl;lhd;. ,tidg; bghWj;jtiuf;Fk; epWj;jf; TlhJd;Djhnd nghu;L tr;rpUf;F. gLf;f itf;ff; TlhJd;D ,y;ypna.


tFg;giwapny ,t';fnshl rhfr';fisg; ghu;f;fqk;. ghk;g[f;F fhy; cz;lh >-d;D thj;jpahu; nfl;lh/ cz;L rhu;. ,y;nyd;dh gk;g[d;D MapLk;-ghd;. ghk;g[ glk; vLf;Fkh-d;D nfl;lh/ vLf;Fk; rhu;/ upyP!; kl;Lk; MfhJ-k;ghd;.


rupj;jpu tFg;gpny ,e;j cyfg; glj;jpy; ,e;jpah v';nf ,Uf;F fhl;L-d;dhu; thj;jpahu;. mtd; nkg; fpl;nl te;J nrhfkh jiy Fdp";rp epd;dhd;. thj;jpahu;/ vd;dlh... rPf;fpuk; fhl;L-d;dhu;. mJf;F mtd;/ vd; jha;ehl;ilf; fhl;of; bfhLf;f ehd; tpUk;gtpy;iy mg;god;dhd;. bjupahjijna njr gf;jpah khj;jpLthd;. ,nj nfs;tpia ,d;bdhU igad;fpl;nl thj;jpahu; nfl;lhU. mJf;F mtd;/ rhu; xU rpd;d cjtp bra;a[';f-d;dhd;. vd;dlh-d;dhU. ,y';if v';nf ,Uf;Fd;D fhl;L';fnsd; - mJf;F nknyjhd; ,e;jpah ,Uf;Fk;-dhd;. ,ijahtJ bjup";R tr;rpUf;fhnd. rpy neu';fspny nfs;tpfisna fj;jy;ny tpl;LUthd;.


thj;jpahu;/ Kj;Jrhkp * cyfg; glj;jpny mbkupf;fh v';nf ,Uf;F > fhl;L-d;dhu;. mtd; fbuf;lh te;J fhl;ol;lhd;. mg;g[wk; thj;jpahu; ,d;bdhU igad;fpl;nl mbkupf;fhitf; fz;L gpor;rJ ahu; >-d;D nfl;lhu;. clnd mtd; Kj;Jrhkp rhu;-d;D gjpy; brhd;dhd;. tFg;giwna FY';fpaJ.


mwptpay; tFg;gpny bkGF tu;j;jpiag; bghUj;jp tr;Rfpl;L buhk;g rpuj;ijah/ ,e;j bkGF tu;j;jpf;F xsp v';nf ,Ue;J te;jJ-d;D brhy;y Koa[khd;D nfl;lhu;. xU igad; ntfkh vGe;J te;J Cjp mizr;rpl;L rhu; * ,g;ngh ,e;j xsp v';nf nghr;Rd;D brhy;Y';f. ehd; v';nf ,Ue;J te;jJd;D brhy;nwd;-dhd;. ,g;ngh thj;jpahu; jiyiar; brhwp";rhu;.


fl;Liu vGJwjpnya[k; ek;k igad;f rhku;j;jparhypfs; jhd;. ehd; mikr;ruhdhy;...d;D jiyg;g[ bfhLj;J clnd fl;Liu vGjr; brhd;dhu; thj;jpahu;. vy;yhg; igad;fSk; ntfntfkh vGjpdh';f. xU igad; kl;Lk; ngdh Kidia Kftha;ny jl;ofpl;L nahrid gz;zpf;fpl;oUe;jhd;. Vz;lh eP ,d;Dk; vGj Muk;gpf;fiyah-d;D thj;jpahu; nfl;lhu;. rhu; * kupahijah ngR';f. ehd; ,g;ngh mikr;ruhfpl;L ,Uf;nfd; mg;god;dhd;. clnd thj;jpahu; mg;goah * rup mikr;ru; mtu;fns * eP';fs; fl;Liu vGj Muk;gpf;fyhnk mg;god;dhu;. mikr;ruhd gpwF ehd; vg;go vGJntd;. vd; gp.V.it tur; brhy;yp ,Uf;fpnwd;. mtu; te;J vGJthu; vd;W xU nghL nghl;lhd;.


,d;bdhU tFg;gpny fpupf;bfl; Ml;lk; gw;wp fl;Liu vGjr; brhd;dhu; thj;jpahu;. xU igad; buz;nl tup vGjp thj;jpahu;fpl;nl ePl;odhd;. mjpny ,d;idf;F kiH bga;tjhy; fpupf;bfl; Ml;lk; fpilahJ mg;god;D ,Ue;jpr;rp.


,g;goj;jhd; guPl;irapny xU nfs;tp. ,uz;lhk; Fnyhj;J';f muridg; gw;wp buz;L tup vGJf. igad; gof;fiyd;dhYk; gf;Ftkh gjpy; vGjpdhd;. Kjy; tup- ,uz;lhk; Fnyhj;J';f murd; vd;gtd; Kjy; Fnyhj;J';f murDf;Fg; gpd;g[ gpwe;jtd;. mLj;j tup ,uz;lhk; Fnyhj;J';f murd; vd;gtd; \d;whk; Fnyhj;J';f murDf;F Kd;g[ gpwe;jtd;..  ,jw;F khu;f; nghLwjh/ ntz;lhkhd;D thj;jpahu; jiyiag; gpr;rpf;fpl;lhu;.


,ij tplt[k; ntof;ifahd tp#aj;ijg; ghU';f. f!;Jhupg; gha; Fwpg;g[ tiuf mg;god;D nfs;tp te;jpUe;jpr;rp. igad; gjpy;/ nfs;tpna jtW f!;Jhup vd;gJ gha; my;y/ nfu;s;.


ngg;gUf;Ff; fPnH gpl; tr;rp xU igad; fhg;gpaor;rpf;fpl;L ,Ue;jhd;. thj;jpahu; gpor;rpl;lhU. ngg;gUf;Ff; fPnH vd;d tr;rpUf;nf-d;D nfl;lhu;.  mtd; buhk;g ru;trhjhuzkh rhu; c';fSf;F ,';nf vd;d ntiy>d;D nfl;lhd;. Ngu;itru;-d;dhu;. mg;god;dh jkpH;ny vd;d mu;j;jk; rhu; >D nfl;lhd;. nkw; ghu;itahsu; mg;god;dhu;. mJf;F mtd; mg;god;dh nkny ghu;f;f ntz;oaJ jhnd * Vd; fPnH ghu;f;fwP';f mg;god;dhd;. gps;isfnshl mwpt[f; Tu;ikia m';fPfupf;fiyd;dh Mgj;jhapLk;. bgw;wtu;fSk;/ Mrpupau;fSk; c#huhf ,Uf;fpwJ ey;yJ.

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