kid and blonde joke

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tarzan Posted At 10:32:06 01/21/2003
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that, Mommy?"
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the
driver--"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

rathi1507 Re: kid and blonde joke (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 19:03:56 01/21/2003

:)))

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