| Author | Subject: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent |
| Wind | Posted At 03:20:31 11/22/2002
George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" The Queen says, "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns and replies, "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a little sip of tea and says, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says, "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room and says, "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles at Tony and says, "Tony, answer me this, please. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair says, "Well, that would be me." The Queen smiles and says, "Yes! Very good. Thank you!" Back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. He asks to speak with Vice President Cheney. "Hey Cheney, answer this for me, would you? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" Cheney frowns and says "Geez, I'm not sure. Lemme get back to you on that one." Cheney goes to all his advisors and asks everyone he can but no one can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts over to him, "Hey Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell flushes and yells back, "Hey, that's easy. It's me!" Cheney smiles and yells, "Thanks!" Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and tells Bush, "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!" Bush gets up and angrily stomps over to Cheney and yells right into Cheney's face, "No you idiot! It's Tony Blair!" |
| roshank |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:36:02 11/22/2002 Good one wind. |
| Wind |
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Posted At 11:00:06 11/22/2002 Thx Roshan |
| anash8sk |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:41:47 11/22/2002 wind peryai joka irukae.. mmm :(( :(( ala vaichuteengha. joke padikureaan ipa thaan!!! |
| Wind |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 06:47:45 11/25/2002 Yov nachi unnaku eppa than joke puriyum last year padicha joke nethu than siricha ithu unnaku eppa purinju eppa sirika poriyo i doubt it ba. |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 08:43:22 11/25/2002 windu kuti! inum naan joke padichu mudikala! padichukitae irukaen. epa mudiumnu theriyala . ivalavu perisa post paniteenghale. disturb panathengha padika vidungha ena!! naan ipavae siricha elam odipoiduvangha. so yossichu appala sirikirean hi hi hi!!! |
| Wind |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 08:54:21 11/26/2002 Yov nachi slow and steady wins the race nu solluvangala athukaga ippadiya ...unnake overa therila |
| anash8sk |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 10:23:29 11/26/2002 yovnaduvula naduvula disturb panatha aiya!! ipa thaan padichukitae irukaen. epp mudiumnu theriyala baaaa!!! mudinjhathuku apparaam _(say aftr 1 yr) i wil mail u da chela paiya!! |
| Wind |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 10:10:05 11/27/2002 Ennaku unkita irunthu mail varum nambikai illa nachi |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 11:08:53 11/27/2002 enaku kooda itha mulusa padika mudiumaanu nambhikai ila!! :)) mulusa paadicha mail . yosichu paarkiraen. mail add ellam itha paadikum bothae del panitean pa!!! avaalaavu mem oocupy panuthu :))))))) |
| Wind |
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Posted At 08:29:42 11/28/2002 Nee ennaku mail annupa vendam nachi nee ingeye unnaku eppa padika mudiyumo or eppa joke puriyumo appa nee ennaku mail pannu(ennaku suthama nambikai illa nee mail pannuvanu :() |
| anash8sk |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 09:53:01 11/28/2002 aiyo wind kutti! ipadi sona epadi .. naan kadsu kita ipa thaan a, b , c , d elam kathukitu irukaen. z vanthathuku apparam naan padichu soldrean dear! kobha padaatheengha! nambhikai thiruvinayaakum!! :)) |
| Wind |
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Posted At 10:15:04 11/30/2002 yov nee eppa alphabets padichu eppa nee itha padichu purinjuka pora ennaku suthama nambikai illa |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 07:36:58 12/02/2002 windu kutti! nan padikum bothu yaravathu disturb panina naan thirumbha startinglaa irunthu kathupaen. paarungha ipa unghalala naan back to a, b , c d, e aerkanavae naan p varaika kathukitean. ipa unghalala enoda pace slo aagidichu ... distub panatha paa!!! ungha jk padichu purinjhuka konjam time aagum athu varai porumaiya irum!! |
| Wind |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 10:02:52 12/02/2002 sari na ungala meet pannum pothu intha joke sollaren athu mudiya padichu paarunga eathavathu puriyuthanu ... |
| anash8sk |
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Posted At 11:47:53 12/02/2002 aama naambha eppa meet panuvom!! neengha adicha mesg padika therinjha nan apavaae meet pani irupaenae!! :(( anyway konjam wait paanungha ipa a,b,c,d,ee,f,g,h varaikum vanthutean dear! |
| Wind |
Re: Bush checking Cheney's intelligent (Currently 0 replies)
Posted At 11:24:23 12/09/2002 Yov next week ange vanthu unnaku explain pannaren |